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LittleGrizzly
05-09-2005, 03:04
being the creative tyrant that he is, he is using the boil on the ass technique, brilliantly placed between the ass cheeks near the top next to the tail bone, sitting down is a bad idea, jogging is torture, standing still hurts a bit as well.

i just wanted an audience to whine at... i also want to take this oppurtunity to whine about how much fun going to the doctors about this will be as well, fun fun fun........
ICantSpellDawg
05-09-2005, 03:14
ive been pissing out of my ass all day thanks to the unbelievably vile "phospho-soda" ive had to drink

plus, no eating anything for 24 hours prior to having a video camera snaked up my butt

once a year baby
JAG
05-09-2005, 08:47
ive been pissing out of my ass all day thanks to the unbelievably vile "phospho-soda" ive had to drink

plus, no eating anything for 24 hours prior to having a video camera snaked up my butt

once a year baby

Man, I didn't wanna know that!

And I feel your paid Griz, I had the identicle thing not so long ago, it hurts like a mofo.
Ser Clegane
05-09-2005, 08:50
Great, guys - I am enjoying my breakfast so much more now... :tongue:
Ja'chyra
05-09-2005, 08:53
ive been pissing out of my ass all day thanks to the unbelievably vile "phospho-soda" ive had to drink

plus, no eating anything for 24 hours prior to having a video camera snaked up my butt

once a year baby

I'm hoping there's a valid medical reason for this?

Please!!!!
Fragony
05-09-2005, 08:58
Ya Griz, you are getting older. But always see the bright side, the worst that can happen is that you get sick and die. Hope this helps.
Adrian II
05-09-2005, 09:49
Ya Griz, you are getting older. But always see the bright side, the worst that can happen is that you get sick and die. Hope this helps.Meanwhile, wash your butt. Zillions of mothers can't all be wrong. Now TuffStuff has a serious condition, he has every right to bitch and spoil anyone's breakfast (I've had mine, thank you). Sorry to hear that, Tuff; I hope you splatter that nurse real well while you're at it!
~D
Quietus
05-09-2005, 10:19
What's with the open discussion of a**es in the Frontroom? (no pun intended)

Shouldn't this be in the Backroom? (no pun intended)

What for? Assistance or assessment? (no pun intended)

:dizzy2:
Beirut
05-09-2005, 11:14
plus, no eating anything for 24 hours prior to having a video camera snaked up my butt

I hear it's going to be an IMAX camera. :fainting:

"Think happy thoughts. Think happy thoughts."
LittleGrizzly
05-09-2005, 11:32
It popped!! i can sit down and walk and lots of other exciting things without pain and thankfully that trip to the doctors is no longer nessecary.

tuff whats that for ?
Big_John
05-09-2005, 11:48
Great, guys - I am enjoying my breakfast so much more now... :tongue:at least they didn't post pics....


..........
Sigurd
05-09-2005, 12:20
It popped!! i can sit down and walk and lots of other exciting things without pain and thankfully that trip to the doctors is no longer nessecary.

You had a blister in your butt?
What type of friction may have caused this?~:joker:
Beirut
05-09-2005, 12:26
You had a blister in your butt?
What type of friction may have caused this?~:joker:

Mental?

(Oh I'm gonna get it now.)
ICantSpellDawg
05-09-2005, 12:46
I'm hoping there's a valid medical reason for this?

Please!!!!


is "because i love it" a medical condition?

nah - ulcerative colitis
the prep is the worst part
Fragony
05-09-2005, 13:02
is "because i love it" a medical condition?


Opinions on that one seem to differ ~D
GoreBag
05-09-2005, 14:52
is "because i love it" a medical condition?

I just lost it. Two points for TuffStuff.
Mikeus Caesar
05-09-2005, 15:58
~:eek: You horrible people have put me off going to the pointless pancake parade.
Redleg
05-09-2005, 18:42
is "because i love it" a medical condition?


To late the medical condition is now "because I Love it" ~D

Really however hope the treatment truelly helps the condition
Fragony
05-09-2005, 18:52
To late the medical condition is now "because I Love it" ~D

Really however hope the treatment truelly helps the condition

You really think a rope would help his condition? Oh you yanks from the south ~;)
Adrian II
05-09-2005, 19:14
You really think a rope would help his condition? Oh you yanks from the south ~;)Boy, do you need that dictionary!

P.S. GF didn't leave any marks, I hope? ~:cool:
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-09-2005, 19:17
Oh you yanks from the south

How do you know he yanks from the south? :inquisitive:
Fragony
05-09-2005, 19:19
How do you know he yanks from the south? :inquisitive:

That has to be the stupidest question I have ever heard.

don't we all?????????????

By the way how is system shock 2 doing ~;)
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-09-2005, 19:20
Not well...

I'm mired down in exam prep at the moment and have little/no time to play.

Gah, I probably shouldn't even be on here now.
Redleg
05-10-2005, 01:10
It popped!! i can sit down and walk and lots of other exciting things without pain and thankfully that trip to the doctors is no longer nessecary.



Well - I must be slowing down with my wit a little. However here goes one for you LittleGrizzly.

It seems maybe God has decided to let you have a break from the boil - or pain in the ass - that he smote on you. Repent and ackownledge his existance before it returns tenfold.

:help:

Edited: for the correct spelling - LOL thanks
ichi
05-10-2005, 02:41
thanks guys I was a little upset before reading this, now I feel soooooooooo much better about myself

ichi :bow:
Laridus Konivaich
05-10-2005, 03:08
he smitted
he smote :dizzy2:
LittleGrizzly
05-10-2005, 19:51
It seems maybe God has decided to let you have a break from the boil - or pain in the ass - that he smote on you. Repent and ackownledge his existance before it returns tenfold.

I decided for his smoting (??) of me that i will deny his existance, as long as i dont believe in him he can't hurt me... i hope
Adrian II
05-10-2005, 19:55
as long as i dont believe in him he can't hurt me... i hopeYou'll be smotten over and over again!
:dizzy2:
Laridus Konivaich
05-11-2005, 04:45
You'll be smotten over and over again!
:dizzy2:
smitten :dizzy2:

Do you not love irregular verbs? ~:eek:
Byzantine Prince
05-11-2005, 04:57
Don't worry LittleGrizzly I'll kill God for you! :charge:


:wings: :wings: :daisy: :wings: :wings: :rifle:
Adrian II
05-11-2005, 07:51
smitten :dizzy2:

Do you not love irregular verbs? ~:eek:I smuther them occasionally. :balloon2:
Laridus Konivaich
05-11-2005, 17:26
Don't worry LittleGrizzly I'll kill God for you! :charge:


:wings: :wings: :daisy: :wings: :wings: :rifle:
How can you kill him? In another thread you stated that he was already dead!
JAG
05-11-2005, 17:34
BP is God, fool!
discovery1
05-11-2005, 23:32
BP is God, fool!


Then by killing God, BP kills himself. I'll stop there, because if I say what I'm thinking I'll start a flame war.
Byzantine Prince
06-14-2005, 01:57
Then by killing God, BP kills himself. I'll stop there, because if I say what I'm thinking I'll start a flame war.
There are many gods. The main one is dead and now it's time for us, the underlings to take control by killing the rest and becomign main gods ourselves. Sorry if this is a rezz, but I had to answer.

You can worship me here: ~:grouphug: ~:grouphug: :hide: ~:grouphug: ~:grouphug: and here: :toilet:
Mongoose
06-14-2005, 04:24
I will worship you if it involves hurting people i don't like ~D

When i'm arrested, i will claim i did it because of my religion. Then i will sue them...BUWHAHAHAHAHA BUWHAHAHAHAHA BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*chokes and then falls over*