Lawn mowers

[Laridus Konivaich]

Well?

[UglyandHasty]

When it need to be done ! Usualy every 2 weeks.

[Templar Knight]

Weekly on my estate in my new tractor.

[Adrian II]

Lawn mowing.. isn't that a British thing?

[Craterus]

My brother usually mows the lawn. Sometimes, my dad.

[Adrian II]

My brother/dad does it.So your brother is your Dad as well. Is that British too?

[Templar Knight]

So your brother is your Dad as well. Is that British too?

lmao ~D

[Adrian II]

lmao ~DSo's my girlfriend/mother who's looking over my shoulder. She gives her regards to your girlfriend, Templar Knight.
:bow:

[Craterus]

Nice,

To clarify: My brother or my dad mows the lawn.

NOT "My brother, also known as my dad, mows the lawn."

[Templar Knight]

So's my girlfriend/mother who's looking over my shoulder. She gives her regards to your girlfriend, Templar Knight.
:bow:

and my girlfriend/chambermaid gives her warm wishes to yours ~:)

[Adrian II]

and my girlfriend/chambermaid gives her warm wishes to yours ~:)My troll/sister tells me we better stop here..

[Templar Knight]

My troll/sister tells me we better stop here..

my advisor/cat says we should continue

[Adrian II]

my advisor/cat says we should continueSomething tells me we'll get our butts kicked by the Prince, brother/friend Templar Knight.

[Templar Knight]

Something tells me we'll get our butts kicked by the Prince, brother/friend Templar Knight.

Im sure he's harmless ~:)

[Adrian II]

Im sure he's harmless ~:)We're horrible, you and me. We should be surgically separated.
~:handball:

[Templar Knight]

We're horrible, you and me. We should be surgically separated.
~:handball:

horrible indeed, the backroom trolls have nothing on us

http://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/computer/comp22.gif

attack my base if you dare!

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[Adrian II]

Poor Prince

http://www.patrickastrid.nl/Brandweer.jpg

[Templar Knight]

http://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/armee/wos_armee_129.gif http://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/armee/wos_armee_129.gif http://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/armee/wos_armee_129.gif

[Adrian II]

Scissors!

http://www.patrickastrid.nl/Vliegtuig6.jpg

[Templar Knight]

lol, beautiful ~:cheers:

[Adrian II]

lol, beautiful ~:cheers:Having fun, huh?

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[Templar Knight]

http://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/teufel/teu57.gif repent!

[Adrian II]

http://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/teufel/teu57.gif repent!Only one more please, Masterrrrr!?

http://www.patrickastrid.nl/Mon5.GIF

[Templar Knight]

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[Adrian II]

That's all Folks!!

http://www.patrickastrid.nl/Air_Car.jpg

[Templar Knight]

Back to the subject - a dad as a brother is British

[Laridus Konivaich]

*Logs on*
What the...? There's 24 replies to my thread... something must be wrong...
*Opens thread*
*Views poll results so far*
*Starts reading*
...
*end reading*
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This is the funniest thread that I have seen in a long time!

Thanks, guys! ~:cheers:

[Laridus Konivaich]

My brother usually mows the lawn, Sometimes, my dad.
You know, if you read it right, your brother is mowing either the lawn or your dad... how interesting... and they say that we have violence problems in society! ~:eek: ~:eek: :dizzy2: :furious3: ~:confused: ~:confused: :duel: ~:grouphug: ~:grouphug: :help: ~:cool:
~:cheers: :book: :balloon2: ~:)
~;)

[Adrian II]

Thanks, guys! ~:cheers:Prince, you're a real sport. I owe you one!
~:cheers:

[Adrian II]

Back to the subject - a dad as a brother is BritishVery much so. :bow: How's your long coming alawn then?

[Laridus Konivaich]

Where do you find that giant smiley base? I want one too!

[Adrian II]

Where do you find that giant smiley base? I want one too!Just right-click on the buggers and you'll get the URL.
:bow:

[Laridus Konivaich]

GAH! But what am I doing wrong? I go to world of smilies, but then a stupid frame is across the front of the screen, and won't go away, so I can't click into any of the stupid galleries!

Maybe there is even a lawnmower smilie...

[AggonyKing]

GAH! there's no GAH! choice :furious3:

oh well, last one

[Adrian II]

I go to world of smilies, but then a stupid frame is across the front of the screen, and won't go away, so I can't click into any of the stupid galleries!Click on any of the links in the left-hand bar or in the rows the middle of the screen. Click on 'Armee' for military gifs.

http://www.dooya.schildersmilies.de/trust_me.gif

[Templar Knight]

Very much so. :bow: How's your long coming alawn then?

very nice, thank you so much for asking ~:)

[Adrian II]

very nice, thank you so much for asking ~:)What took you so long? A bout of furtive sex with your British sister/girlfriend before the start of an outrageously sensationalist tv programme?
http://www.schildersmilies.de/noschild/streichel.gif

[Templar Knight]

What took you so long? A bout of furtive sex with your British sister/girlfriend before the start of an outrageously sensationalist tv programme?
http://www.schildersmilies.de/noschild/streichel.gif

close, just after the program, she was desperate to watch it

[Adrian II]

close, just after the program, she was desperate to watch itWatch what, Templar Knight?
http://www.schildersmilies.de/noschild/coffee-n-news.gif

[Templar Knight]

Watch what, Templar Knight?
http://www.schildersmilies.de/noschild/coffee-n-news.gif

oh, come on now :sweatdrop:

[Adrian II]

oh, come on now :sweatdrop:What program of course? What else did you think?

http://www.schildersmilies.de/noschild/sauforgie.gif

[Templar Knight]

What program of course? What else did you think?

http://www.schildersmilies.de/noschild/sauforgie.gif

errmm, well..... we missed it :embarassed:

[KukriKhan]

The Org gets an average 600 unique visits per day, and an average 1,000 new posts per 24 hours.

With 9 hours to go to the Org "day", we've had only 423 visits, yet over 1,900 new posts.

Now I see why. ~D

Oh: every 3 weeks. Ms. Kukri does it. I do the hand-trimming.

C'mon, you guys; lawn-mowing, remember? ~:cool:

[Templar Knight]

C'mon, you guys; lawn-mowing, remember? ~:cool:

im sorry :heart:

[Adrian II]

C'mon, you guys; lawn-mowing, remember? ~:cool:I don't. Mow lawns, that is. Nope. No lawns for Adrian.http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/balloon_2.gif

[Templar Knight]

I don't. Mow lawns, that is. Nope. No lawns for Adrian.http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/balloon_2.gif

lmao - I nearly wet myself, that damn balloon!

[KukriKhan]

Full Disclosure: My 'lawn' is a 70' x 10' patch of grass. The mowing operations takes all of about 20 minutes.

[Laridus Konivaich]

That's the problem, I try to click on the left hand bar, but the stupid ad frame gets in the way I my clicking doesn't do anything! Neither does my girlfriend...

[Byzantine Prince]

I hate lawns. They piss me off!!! :furious3:

AHHHHH! :furious2:

[Templar Knight]

I hate lawns. They piss me off!!! :furious3:

AHHHHH! :furious2:

pffft, no need to get upset ~:wacko:

[Laridus Konivaich]

C'mon, you guys; lawn-mowing, remember? ~:cool:
Why would we want to talk about that? ~:confused: ~:confused: If we did then we would be off topic, since this is an off topic forum, and then you would have to move this to the off topic forum, because it was off topic, so it much better if we stay off topic, so that under the forum's topic, off topic, we are on topic.

[Laridus Konivaich]

I hate lawns. They piss me off!!! :furious3:
I don't hate lawns, and they don't piss me off, but my dog pisses on them :dizzy2:

[Templar Knight]

Why would we want to talk about that? ~:confused: ~:confused: If we did then we would be off topic, since this is an off topic forum, and then you would have to move this to the off topic forum, because it was off topic, so it much better if we stay off topic, so that under the forum's topic, off topic, we are on topic.

woah, steady on :dizzy2:

[KukriKhan]

How ... zen, dude.

On-topic: Toro-brand lawnmower.

[Laridus Konivaich]

sorry, I got it wrong, it should say:

Why would we want to talk about that? ~:confused: ~:confused: If we did then we would be off topic, since this is an off topic forum, and being on topic in an off topic forum is being on topic; then you (moderators) would have to move this to the off topic forum, because it was off topic in the off topic forum, by being on topic: so it much better if we stay off topic, so that under the forum's topic, off topic, we are on topic.

ahh... much better!

[Templar Knight]

sorry, I got it wrong, it should say:

Why would we want to talk about that? ~:confused: ~:confused: If we did then we would be off topic, since this is an off topic forum, and being on topic in an off topic forum is being on topic; then you (moderators) would have to move this to the off topic forum, because it was off topic in the off topic forum, by being on topic: so it much better if we stay off topic, so that under the forum's topic, off topic, we are on topic.

ahh... much better!

arrrhhhhh :curtain:

[Beirut]

My woman mows the lawn. I refuse. I hate gardens and I hate gardening. I hate lawns and I hate mowing them. The way God designed the forest is just fine with me.

[Laridus Konivaich]

To everyone who does not mow their lawn: what type of lawn mower do you use?

[Templar Knight]

I have a tractor for my estate around my castle

[TheSilverKnight]

I mow my girlfriend's lawn because her delicate sexiness does not permit her to use such manly tools as a lawnmower... ~D

[Laridus Konivaich]

I have a tractor for my estate around my castle
Didn't you read my question? LOL! You're only supposed to say if you DON'T mow your lawn. :dizzy2: :dizzy2:

[Templar Knight]

Didn't you read my question? LOL! You're only supposed to say if you DON'T mow your lawn. :dizzy2: :dizzy2:

group hug ~:grouphug:

[Laridus Konivaich]

I mow my girlfriend's lawn because her delicate sexiness does not permit her to use such manly tools as a lawnmower... ~D
You should file extorition charges... :dizzy2: oh wait, I forgot that they still use bartering system in where you live ~:eek: ~:eek:

[Byzantine Prince]

Fellow prince why do you have a girlie avatar?!?!

I like women too but I wouldn't wanna look like them completely!

~:cheers:

[Laridus Konivaich]

Fellow prince why do you have a girlie avatar?!?!
TO be original... everybody in the forums seems to have warrior avatars, so I said, "Hey! Nobody is using any of the female avatars because they thinks its girlie. I could get any of them that I want to, plus make a unique image!"

Plus it's the right length of my hair. Sheesh! For all you know I could be a girlie...

[Byzantine Prince]

To tell you the truth i thought of doing the same thing some time ago, but I figured I'de have an avatar that represents my sex so I switched.

[Don Corleone]

Good grief! I had no idea lawnmowing was viewed as a British activity. I always thought it was one of those American things, like US football (notice I didn't say baseball, thank you). Anyway...

On topic: I've got 1/3 of an acre. When it gets long enough, and I know it's going to rain within 24 hours, I cut. That's usually 7-10 days. I travel a lot for work, so sometimes the missus does it when I'm gone, and sometimes I come home to a hayfield. So I get up the next morning and trim the grass, trim the hedges, and if the missus needs it, I do her trim too.

Off topic: How in Hades do you guys hit off each other like that? Do you PM each other in the background? You're like Abbot & Costello.... no wait, more sophisticated.. Bing & Bob.

[Laridus Konivaich]

Fellow prince why do you have a girlie avatar?!?!
You nasty sexist! Its not girlie, it expressing my feminine side... good grief!

BTW how do you like the new one with the moon? It is definately more 'mysterious'...

[Laridus Konivaich]

Off topic: How in Hades do you guys hit on each other like that?
My bet is that they are longtime friends, and they just anicipate it...

[KukriKhan]

My bet is that they are longtime friends, and they just anicipate it...

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[Laridus Konivaich]

Reply>type>submit>Refresh>Repeat
The thing is that they are funny... It isn't easy, imo, to just be that funny off the wall with someone you have never heard of before.

[Paul Peru]

I don't mow any lawns. Sue Lawly used to, before she went mad.
My cat/slubberdegullion eats some grass at times, but I wouldn't call it mowing. Some miaowing, tough. :batman:
My grandad/son-in-law has a hamster called lawnmower. :goofy:

[Adrian II]

Full Disclosure: My 'lawn' is a 70' x 10' patch of grass. The mowing operations takes all of about 20 minutes.http://matousmileys.free.fr/zzz23.gif

[Laridus Konivaich]

http://matousmileys.free.fr/zzz23.gif
But how could you post a sleeping smilie if you were asleep from reading the statement before you posted?

[Adrian II]

But how could you post a sleeping smilie if you were asleep from reading the statement before you posted?It was just before Kukrikhan went off-topic. In fact the only time Kukrikhan was ever on topic, and every other darn .org member was on topic, was in my kitty litter thread. Boy, were they on topic...
~:eek:

[Paul Peru]

It was just before Kukrikhan went off-topic. In fact the only time Kukrikhan was ever on topic, and every other darn .org member was on topic, was in my kitty litter thread. Boy, were they on topic...
~:eek:
http://litterkwitter.com.au/ ~:cheers:

Has anyone tried a scorched earth tactic to avoid mowing?

[Adrian II]

http://litterkwitter.com.au/ ~:cheers:

Has anyone tried a scorched earth tactic to avoid mowing?You wanna see scorched earth, mess with Master Kukri...
:hide:

[King Edward]

I mow my girlfriend's lawn because her delicate sexiness does not permit her to use such manly tools as a lawnmower... ~D

:jawdrop: Grass was the last thought that entered my head when i read this comment! :pimp:

[Drisos]

What is 'lawn mowers'

????
NO GAH! option, and I don't understand the question, so I didn't vote

[KukriKhan]

You wanna see scorched earth, mess with Master Kukri...
:hide:

Don't know what you mean; me just a fuzzy-wuzzy widdo kittenhttps://jimcee.homestead.com/files/kitten.jpg

On topic (hehe): I use the 'benign neglect' strategy on the other little strip of earth around my house ('what grows without water or attention deserves to be there'. Whack it with a kukri every month or 2, so I don't lose the dog in there).

[TonkaToys]

I have to factor in whether the grass looks long, how persistent my missus is being (she thinks it needs doing more than I do), whether I'm having a BBQ, and how much time I want to spend in the garden pushing a flymo round with a beer in the other hand. ~:cheers:

Earlier this year I had a spas' :furious3: after my g/f was nagging me about the garden, so I went out and did it with garden shears! Took hours! Heh, she was fuming when it meant she had to deal with the baby all day! Ha ha. ~D

[TonkaToys]

:jawdrop: Grass was the last thought that entered my head when i read this comment! :pimp:
From his description, it sounds like I'd like to "mow her lawn" too.

[Don Corleone]

What is 'lawn mowers'

????
NO GAH! option, and I don't understand the question, so I didn't vote

A 'lawn' is a cultivated patch of grass in your yard. In order to keep it looking nice, you have to cut it regularly. So, we have machines with a big spinning blade that comes along and cuts all the grass to a uniform height. That machine is a lawnmower.

[Laridus Konivaich]

A 'lawn' is a cultivated patch of grass in your yard. In order to keep it looking nice, you have to cut it regularly. So, we have machines with a big spinning blade that comes along and cuts all the grass to a uniform height. That machine is a lawnmower.
As opossed to a garden or planting bed - patch of cultivated weeds in your yard.

[KukriKhan]

Also to consider when determining frequency of lawnmowing is the type of grass grown.

Tall fescue grows taller quicker.
Dwarf fescue slower.
Bemuda speads laterally, more than horizontally.

edit: BTW, you guys set a record yesterday for number of new posts in a 24-hour period: 1,945. (Records searchable since Feb '05).

[Laridus Konivaich]

Maybe the type of grass that you have tells about you... mine lawn is pompous grass...

[Duke Malcolm]

I have people to mow my lawn for me... my parents

[Adrian II]

Tall fescue grows taller quicker.
Dwarf fescue slower.
Bemuda speads laterally, more than horizontally.http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/flatto-couch-ani.gif

[Laridus Konivaich]

http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/flatto-couch-ani.gif
:dizzy2:

[Voigtkampf]

Off-topic ~;) , but what the hell- I'm off to mown some 2000 m2 of my estate with an old fashion scythe!
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[Drisos]

I don't, my father does. ~:)

[Laridus Konivaich]

Off-topic ~;) , but what the hell- I'm off to mown some 2000 m2 of my estate with an old fashion scythe!
http://posters.westbalkanonline.com/speedlist/SM0073%20The%20Grim%20Reaper.jpg
Why?