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nokhor
05-13-2005, 00:10
i challenge anyone to find a picture of janet jackson showing skin below the waist. i find it strange that a person who has made herself an image of sex appeal is always fully clothed from the hips to the feet. she's shown various parts of her upper body from the famous hands covering her, to the waldrobe malfunction but below the waist, she's always in a sarong or long leather pants etc. what's the scoop? knobby knees? scars? tatoos? cellulose? evil illuminati plot? tentacles?

and this thread is not dedicated to whether you think she's hot or not. i don't care. i just wanna know what lies behind the mystery....

KukriKhan
05-13-2005, 00:47
http://www.celeblegs.net/picsj.html

scroll down a bit, lists Ms J. But you're right: there's not a bunch of web content on her gams.

Byzantine Prince
05-13-2005, 01:01
That's not Janet Jackson.

KukriKhan
05-13-2005, 01:02
scroll down more. There's a table with "J" names, including Jackson. 4 leg-showing pics.

Voigtkampf
05-13-2005, 06:50
You know why is that? Because she’s got the nr. 1 belly of the music scene, generally acknowledged. She doesn’t need showing gams, I suppose (there’s nothing wrong with them, it seems). ~:)

http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/j/Jackson,_Janet/sq-janet-jackson-side-bikini.jpg

http://www.allstarz.org/~janetjackson/news/bet3l.jpg

http://vnexpress.net/Vietnam/Van-hoa/Am-nhac/2004/11/3B9D868C/Janet.jpg

More legs ~:cool:

http://i.timeinc.net/ew/img/review/010504/janet_l.jpg

GodsPetMonkey
05-13-2005, 06:56
evil illuminati plot?

The Illuminati know where you live

On a completely unrelated note, some totally unaffiliated gentlemen shall be turning up shortly to assist you in your re-education.

Fragony
05-13-2005, 09:10
That is a nice belly!

English assassin
05-13-2005, 10:27
maybe she is a dalek?

nokhor
05-13-2005, 12:43
lol @ GodsPetMonkey.

i fully recant. i have seen the error of my ways. i see her legs all the time now. must have been heat exhaustion or sleep deprivation or false thinking. please don't send the non-affiliated men.

Gawain of Orkeny
05-13-2005, 15:55
Now heres the singer with the best legs in the industry.

http://www.101lifestyle.com/images/celebs/mariah_carey/mariah_carey_001.jpg

http://www.coolbuddy.com/wallpapers/celeb/imgs/mariah18.jpg

Janet eat your heart out ~:)

Fragony
05-13-2005, 18:01
Now heres the singer with the best legs in the industry.

http://www.101lifestyle.com/images/celebs/mariah_carey/mariah_carey_001.jpg

http://www.coolbuddy.com/wallpapers/celeb/imgs/mariah18.jpg

Janet eat your heart out ~:)

Oh plz she looks like a monkey.

Mikeus Caesar
05-13-2005, 18:17
That second photo of Mariah Carey looks like either a very good cartoon/painting or is a photo, but has been through photoshop just to make her look extra good.

ah_dut
05-13-2005, 18:31
Janet Jackson looks like she has a 6 pack...that's scary, not nice

Gawain of Orkeny
05-14-2005, 02:03
Oh plz she looks like a monkey.

You need help. If thats a monkey then Im a monkeys uncle. I suppose you can do better or are you reffering to Janret. Then Id have to agree with you. Next you will be telling me she has no voice.

Beirut
05-14-2005, 02:39
You need help. If thats a monkey then Im a monkeys uncle. I suppose you can do better or are you reffering to Janret. Then Id have to agree with you. Next you will be telling me she has no voice.

Well get some bananas for your nephew, because I always thought she had a monkey face. I thought I was the only one who saw it.

Gawain of Orkeny
05-14-2005, 02:47
Thats why she is the ranked as the sexiest female singer in the world and number 15 over all . You have poor taste my friends.

PS Janet is number 37.

Beirut
05-14-2005, 02:50
She's got the body and the voice, agreed. But she does have, facially, rather simian similiarities.

Gawain of Orkeny
05-14-2005, 02:51
Dont we all ~D Besides this was about legs and she has some of the best you will ever see.

http://cover6.cduniverse.com/CDUCoverArt/Music/Large/6827138.jpg

Craterus
05-14-2005, 12:49
Dont we all ~D Besides this was about legs and she has some of the best you will ever see.

http://cover6.cduniverse.com/CDUCoverArt/Music/Large/6827138.jpg

I agree with you there. :grin: :thumbsup:

Voigtkampf
05-14-2005, 14:51
Well get some bananas for your nephew, because I always thought she had a monkey face. I thought I was the only one who saw it.

She has a face!? You sure? I cannot recall… :dizzy2:

~:)

The Stranger
05-14-2005, 17:53
tss beirut and Fragony, you're both crazy. she is a beauty. and she has no monkeyface.

Orda Khan
05-14-2005, 19:40
She is no oil painting either. She also has a 6 inch cleavage [ or is that a road ? ] Photos are easy to touch up.

Janet Jackson is none too special either.

......Orda

Gawain of Orkeny
05-15-2005, 01:11
She is no oil painting either.

I dont know the second pic looks like it maybe.


She also has a 6 inch cleavage [ or is that a road ? ] Photos are easy to touch up.

Ive met her in person a few times. Believe me the pictures dont near do her justice. Ive never met a woman who looks or for that matter smells so good in person ~;)

John86
05-15-2005, 01:13
Lets rename this "The Babe Thread II" and continue from there. ~:)

Gawain of Orkeny
05-15-2005, 01:19
Im all for that. Monkey indeed.

http://www.rollingstone.com/photos/gallery/image/_/image/4/imageSize/large/id/5399821/start/48/range/12/mariahcarey?pageid=rs.PhotosGalleryImage&pageregion=mainRegion

Voigtkampf
05-15-2005, 09:57
I for one believe that monkey would get a banana from me… ~D

Beirut
05-15-2005, 12:17
I for one believe that monkey would get a banana from me… ~D

Be safe. Leave the peel on.

Don Corleone
05-15-2005, 13:01
On a side note, thanks for the site link Kukri. One of the ladies on my top ten list (Ashley Judd) was looking oh so delicious dolled up in nothing but a Kentucky jersey.

A.Saturnus
05-15-2005, 16:22
They are both far from ugly. I would prefer the water torture to their music though.

Gawain of Orkeny
05-15-2005, 17:06
I would prefer the water torture to their music though.

Mariahs the number one female artist of all time. Supposedly has the best voice in pop if not the world. Come on she has to have at least one song you like. But thenher music and her voice are two differnt things. I actually liked the way she did Bringing on the Heartbreak in concert. Great guitar soloist ~:)

If I could figure out how to make a poll here I would

OK lets try it this way, Mariah or Janet for best overall looking and singing(just between the two)

I of course vote Mariah

So Its Mariah 1

Janet 0 ~D

Husar
05-15-2005, 17:24
Can´t remember any song from them right now. :dizzy2:

But Mariah does look better IMO. ~D

Gawain of Orkeny
05-15-2005, 18:09
Can´t remember any song from them right now.

Well here you go

Mariahs discograpjy (http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/9029/discography.htm)

Janet Jacksons (http://members.tripod.com/~P_Nut_Butta/disco/jjdisco.html)


But Mariah does look better IMO.

So is that another vote for Mariah? I cant believe you dont know any of her 15 number one hits like say Hero for instance or One Sweet Day that set the record for staying on top of the charts the most consecutive weeks in history..

The Stranger
05-15-2005, 18:51
i vot for Mariah but i prefer Christina Millian above all

Gawain of Orkeny
05-15-2005, 18:57
So Its Mariah two and Janet 0 so far ~:)

The Stranger
05-15-2005, 19:03
3 cuz i also voted for mariah

Husar
05-15-2005, 19:06
Well, I usually put them into the "just another female singer" - drawer(in my brain that is ~;) ) in which there are a lot of nice songs, but nothing special except for a few maybe. I often remember the songs when I hear them, but most often I don´t really care and they won´t make me listen up.

I like Nelly Furtado for example and one of the purest voices I ever heard is that of Feist. ~:)

Oh, and my vote was for Mariah, that´s correct.

Gawain of Orkeny
05-15-2005, 20:08
So than as I see it its Mariah four and Janet zero ~;)

Craterus
05-15-2005, 20:34
Make it 5 - 0

A.Saturnus
05-15-2005, 20:35
Mariahs the number one female artist of all time.

By what criteria? Maybe she has a song I like, don't know, I usually avoid hearing any.

Gawain of Orkeny
05-15-2005, 20:40
By what criteria? Maybe she has a song I like, don't know, I usually avoid hearing any.

Ilke the only single artist to ever out sell her is Elvis and the only group to out sell her is the Beatles. Shes number 3 on the all time sales list. 15 number one singles again trailing only Elvis and the Beatles. No other female artist is even close.

Craterus
05-15-2005, 20:46
I'd have thought Madonna was pretty damn close.

ah_dut
05-15-2005, 22:09
I dunno, I just don't like her music...but she's prettier than Janet Jackson and that's for sure imho

The Wizard
05-15-2005, 22:26
I would vote for Mariah -- but then I remember her personality is about as deep as my rum glass. And then I'm being nice.

Gimme Christina Aguilera... or Brooke Burke. ~;)



~Wiz

Fragony
05-16-2005, 12:16
You guys have the class of a deep fried marsbar, now this is a beauty.

http://www.celebrites-selection.com/photos_copper/albums/B/Monica_Bellucci/thumb_14.jpg

Monica owns them all.

Beirut
05-16-2005, 12:24
Ya, but Monica only sings in private.

Oh to hear that lovely song... :saint:

A.Saturnus
05-17-2005, 00:36
Ilke the only single artist to ever out sell her is Elvis and the only group to out sell her is the Beatles. Shes number 3 on the all time sales list. 15 number one singles again trailing only Elvis and the Beatles. No other female artist is even close.

Now according to sales WINDOWS would be good software...
I just don't like that kind of music.

AggonyKing
05-17-2005, 01:38
gents gents, it's all been photoshoped to look sexy

Voigtkampf
05-17-2005, 07:13
Ya, but Monica only sings in private.

Oh to hear that lovely song... :saint:

I’d give my best to bring out the right tones from her. ~D

http://vnexpress.net/Vietnam/Van-hoa/San-khau-Dien-anh/2004/09/3B9D671D/Monica.jpg http://www.itsvery.net/MonicaBellucci/MonicaBellucci0013.jpg

The Stranger
05-17-2005, 08:16
bbah, the lowest pic is just ugly.