View Full Version : Pintless Poll for Starwars Geeks (Like Me!!)
King Edward
05-17-2005, 09:41
Inspired by the Jedi Thread, I thought i would make a Starwars Pointless poll to celebrate the opening of Reveng of the Sith.
so my question is = Who would in in a fight between the 2 most hated races in starwars the Gungans and the Ewoks. I'll leave it to you guys to discuss the situations the battle would arise in.
Edit: Erm.... i obviously am having withdrawl from something, can a mod pls change the title to Pointless rather than pintless??? thank you!!!
Ser Clegane
05-17-2005, 09:48
In open terrain the Ewoks would probably be dead meat, considering the technological superiority of the Gungans.
In the woods, where the Gungans would have problems utilizing their heavier equipment, the Ewoks might eventually overwhelm them using their dreaded pointy sticks and pebbles.
Anyway, I sure hope a potential war between the two will be looong and bloody and leave the victor to weak to prevail much longer afterwards :devil:
King Edward
05-17-2005, 09:59
Anyway, I sure hope a potential war between the two will be looong and bloody and leave the victor to weak to prevail much longer afterwards :devil:
:skull: Every starwars fans dream....
Al Khalifah
05-17-2005, 10:16
Ewoks don't look like they'd fare too well underwater to me, they look like they'd just get soggy and drown (YES!). They'd find it kind of hard to get those gungan jellyfish towns.
Either way it'd be a very boring war with probably very few casualties since neither side seems capable of developing stabbing weapons (although one has mastered flight and the other has mastered sheild technology - but still depends on giant beasts of burden to convey it).
No matter how you cook them, they both tatste like ****.
Queen Amidalah, on the other hand, tastes like intergalactic chicken.
King Edward
05-17-2005, 10:57
Queen Amidalah, on the other hand, tastes like intergalactic chicken.
Hummmm Intercalactic Chicken..... She looks far hotter without the crazy queen getup on. (or anything at all i imagine!!!)
R'as al Ghul
05-17-2005, 11:17
Either way it'd be a very boring war with probably very few casualties since neither side seems capable of developing stabbing weapons
Wrong!
The Ewoks have developed spears.
If they would ever be able to kill someone with them is a different question. ~;)
Whoever wins this, I seriously hope that the planet on which it takes place is
destroyed by the Death Star afterwards. *death ray loading sound*
R'as
Togakure
05-17-2005, 11:26
Tell me when and where the war is--I'll personally fund a merc army of mega-cool Tusken Raiders and send them off to make sure no gungoons or E-whacks survive.
GAH!
King Edward
05-17-2005, 11:44
It makes you wonder the decision process that went into including these as every starwars fan hates them!!!
I hope they all die!
I hope star-wars dies!
GAH!!!
are we going to have to add another race to the battle? because in the movie previews for episode III, it looks like there's some kind of wookie battle, and trusting to the genius of lucas, i can only surmise that they will be as bumbly as the ewoks and gungans.
Ser Clegane
05-17-2005, 13:14
are we going to have to add another race to the battle? because in the movie previews for episode III, it looks like there's some kind of wookie battle, and trusting to the genius of lucas, i can only surmise that they will be as bumbly as the ewoks and gungans.
I sure hope that the Wookies in Episode III will be considerably more intimidating than Ewoks or Gungans... (and I assume that they should be able to turn both Gungans and Ewoks into bloody pulp)
More intimidating then the ewoks? I don't think I can handle that level of stress.
What is a gungan by the way, I switched off episode 1 & 2 after 10 minutes.
King Edward
05-17-2005, 13:36
jar jar was a gungan. The Wookies should rock because although they live in trees they have technology (Bowcasters for example!) and are bloody massive!!
Al Khalifah
05-17-2005, 13:43
Did you ever play Star Wars: Battlegrounds? I think the wookies had the 2nd best air force or something like that, despite the fact it just seemed to be ewoks on gliders.
tibilicus
05-17-2005, 16:02
I only wanted Ewoks to win so i voted for them. there smarter but cant swim so Gunguns win i guess. There still annoying though. Why did Jar jar binks get on the senate !?
King Edward
05-17-2005, 16:10
Jar jar was Naboos representative on the Senate in Amidala's Absence.
Battlegrounds was a good game but it was Just AOEII Age of Kings with a new skin. Still i had a lot of fun with it.
right now Im of to find a topic where i can make a truly inspirational post to hit my 1,000 post mark!!
AggonyKing
05-17-2005, 16:22
GAH wins the pOintless Poll
King Edward
05-17-2005, 16:24
It is a Pintless poll as well...... at least till i finish work ~D
AggonyKing
05-17-2005, 16:25
It is a Pintless poll as well...... at least till i finish work ~D
aye *drinks pint* ah refreshing ~D
Gunguns are physically much better than humans in fighting terms according to Canon iirc...while Ewoks...pukes out the window
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-17-2005, 17:34
I'm fairly sure the Gungans would trash the Ewoks unless they were in a wood-as, apparently, the Ewoks can beat even Imperial Stormtroopers in dense forest.
Kaiser of Arabia
05-17-2005, 18:30
Gungans, they have weapons.
Well the ewoks managed to annihilate an entire elite stormtrooper battalion, even with their walkers and guns, whilst armed only with polystyrene blocks and tree trunks. So my money is on them. The elite assasins disguised as cute and fluffy puppets.
Gregoshi
05-17-2005, 18:38
I propose, that to make it a fair fight, they battle it out on neutral ground. Alderan would be a nice choice. ~;)
ShadesPanther
05-17-2005, 19:08
how about tatooine. No water or forests... they probably will alld ie from that. so cart them all in ~:cheers:
i'm telling you, those wookies will be tripping over their own feet and accidentally shooting each other with their bowcasters. i have a bad feeling about this...
Steppe Merc
05-17-2005, 22:01
Ewoks. They are smarter, and don't talk as stupid. Also, their spears and bows are better than the weird bubbles the gungans have...
Ironside
05-17-2005, 22:27
Well the ewoks managed to annihilate an entire elite stormtrooper battalion, even with their walkers and guns, whilst armed only with polystyrene blocks and tree trunks. So my money is on them. The elite assasins disguised as cute and fluffy puppets.
Personally I suspect that there was a scene that never made it.
The Emperor:
"Send in a elite stormtrooper battalion to capture those rebels."
Commander nr 1:
"Emperor we only got reserve battalion nr 27 free."
Commander nr 1 gets fried by the Emperor's force lightning.
The Emperor to Commander nr 2:
"Get me that elite stormtrooper battalion!"
Commander nr 2:
"Yes, Emperor!"
Commander nr 2 (that still wasn't able to get anything more than reserve battalion nr 27 free):
"Hmm, getting fried or send down reserve battalion nr 27. What to choose? That mission should be so easy that even reserve battalion nr 27 can't fail."
That makes so much more sence. ~;)
Steppe Merc
05-17-2005, 22:33
No kidding. That was odd since that was his finest legion... and it seemed an awfully understrength legion.
Kaiser of Arabia
05-17-2005, 23:06
Actually I think that the stormtroopers were out late drinkin the night before and then they were like "S#17 GUYS BATTLE" and start stumbling over themselves and dying
Crazed Rabbit
05-18-2005, 00:15
Why does everyone hate Ewoks? ~:confused:
I never knew that the stormtroopers the ewoks beat wer supposed to be the best...kind of odd...
Crazed Rabbit
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-18-2005, 01:26
Why does everyone hate Ewoks? ~:confused:
I never knew that the stormtroopers the ewoks beat wer supposed to be the best...kind of odd...
Crazed Rabbit
The Emperor to Luke in the Death Star control room-"It was I who allowed the Alliance to know the location of the shield generator. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best troops awaits them."
LittleGrizzly
05-18-2005, 01:32
An entire legion of my best troops awaits them."
yes when i watched it recently i noticed this, thier finest legion looked like a bunch of new recruits and less than a legion.
discovery1
05-18-2005, 01:46
Voted GaH! How many in a legion? 5000?
wookie battle in ep 3 should be good. Too bad they will probably attack as foot infantry in a open area unsupported and still win when they should be slaughtered..
why? why? did our august emperor feel the need to recruit luke? vader was already on life support, the pathetic rebellion was about to be crushed. once vader told him luke was on that shuttle, emperor should have blown it up. but noooo, the emperor decides to bring luke and vader together, the only two people in the empire that have a chance against him. what powers could a sith luke bring him, that he didn't already have with the imperial fleet and a fully operational battlestation, as well as being an all around meanie. must be those skywalker midichlorians clouding up force perceptions or something.
Gregoshi
05-18-2005, 03:23
how about tatooine. No water or forests... they probably will alld ie from that. so cart them all in ~:cheers:
No SP, you miss the point - Alderan gets blown up by the Death Star ... Now do you see where I'm going with this? Much more fun than mere dehydration.
Big_John
05-18-2005, 04:50
i voted ewoks because wicket is cute.
discovery1
05-18-2005, 06:44
No SP, you miss the point - Alderan gets blown up by the Death Star ... Now do you see where I'm going with this? Much more fun than mere dehydration.
But a death by hehydration would be more painful.
doc_bean
05-18-2005, 11:53
why? why? did our august emperor feel the need to recruit luke? vader was already on life support, the pathetic rebellion was about to be crushed. once vader told him luke was on that shuttle, emperor should have blown it up. but noooo, the emperor decides to bring luke and vader together, the only two people in the empire that have a chance against him. what powers could a sith luke bring him, that he didn't already have with the imperial fleet and a fully operational battlestation, as well as being an all around meanie. must be those skywalker midichlorians clouding up force perceptions or something.
Like Vader mentioned when they showed him the death star, no technology can ever match the power of the force !
I guess he wanted another sith apprentice, he probably got tired of Vader's snoring. Even the emperor didn't want to break with the tradition of having 2 sith lords.
Dutch_guy
05-18-2005, 13:46
I think in open train the Gungans would win, I mean they have those blue shield and that one big shield to protect their entire legion ( Episode 1 )
those Ewoks with their spears would'nt stad a chance.
If the fight would be in any other train I would vote GAH !, since it could go either way...
:balloon2:
Craterus
05-18-2005, 17:27
so my question is = Who would in in a fight between the 2 most hated races in starwars the Gungans and the Ewoks.
Ewoks??? Hated??? HOW DARE YOU!! (j/k) How can you hate the Ewoks? Don't you remember that part where one Ewok dies and his Ewok friend doesn't know what's happened, and then he gets up and starts to pull his friend up, but then he realises :bigcry: ... (i can't remember, it was so sad)
Stupid Gungans, they deserve to die for being the most hated race. I agree with you there. Actually, I just hate Jar Jar Binks, the other guys doesn't seem so bad.
Anywho, I voted Ewoks...
cunctator
05-18-2005, 18:16
I think in open train the Gungans would win, I mean they have those blue shield and that one big shield to protect their entire legion ( Episode 1 )
those Ewoks with their spears would'nt stad a chance.
If the fight would be in any other train I would vote GAH !, since it could go either way...
Their big energy shield is useless against ewok weapons. It protects only against energy weapons, the droids could pass through it. Also the gungan catapults could fire the big blue balls through the shield so it will be no hindrance against ewok arrows and gliders as well.
Voigtkampf
05-19-2005, 06:37
Ewoks, wile, vicious creatures! I hate Gungans’ guts, but Ewoks would reign supreme over Gungan dead fishy bodies!
You don’t believe me? That little cute bears are the most blood thirsty people in the galaxy! You find a stranger in the woods and what do you do? You try to cook him! :stunned: Besides, all those rocks and tree logs they put up everywhere just to pray on innocent tourists!?! No, Ewoks are the true definition of evil… :scared:
Only Leia liked them... And I don't wanna know why... ~:eek:
http://www.blueharvest.net/images/pr/leia-ewoks.jpg
Ewoks rule :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge:
They ave far sharper pointi thing, and whoever gets JarJAR is my sisters anty! ~:cheers: ~:cheers: :charge: :charge: ~:cheers: :duel:
TheSilverKnight
05-19-2005, 14:02
Only Leia liked them... And I don't wanna know why... ~:eek:
http://www.blueharvest.net/images/pr/leia-ewoks.jpg
... ~:eek: makes you think what those ewoks may have done with her...
Big_John
05-19-2005, 16:05
:shocked: bartix has risen!!
:help:
cunctator
05-19-2005, 17:56
The empire is fighting a just war against the ewoks. They always ruined the movie for me. One more reason to favour the dark side of the force.
Who will win?
George Lucas, of course
ichi :bow:
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