That b*stard frog!!

[Mikeus Caesar]

Is anyone annoyed with that frigging crazy frog? I am watching Star Trek right now on Sky one (yes, i'm a star trek fan) and there were 3, count it, 3 adverts for that b*stardised demon hell spanw frog!!!! The frog must die now!!!!!

http://www.mobile9.com/engine/modules/watermark/image.php?/home/mobile92/public_html/download/preview/44/crazyfrogdeath42.jpg

[Dutch_guy]

yeah it's very very irritating...

And it's on every commercial break..

All of those ringtone commercials are really annoying me at the moment...


:balloon2:

[Krusader]

Huzzah!! There are other people who hate that bastard frog. Beware though, the dance demon & cute chicken is also being aired over and over!! :furious3:

[Dutch_guy]

and the little green dragon ( at least here ) is making an apperance...
Al those ringtone commercials are getting lamer and lamer...it's sad really...


:balloon2:

[The Stranger]

yup

[Duke Malcolm]

perhaps we can petition the mother of parliaments to ban ringtone adverts...
Or perhaps the EU may take an interest once the MEPs have been iritated by it. Who knows, maybe even Kofi Annan will get iritated, and propose a new treaty...

One can only hope...

[IliaDN]

What so irritating about that frog?

[Duke Malcolm]

Its noise, oh the noise!!!! It drills inside one's head, to the point of insanity, it is nerve-racking, painful. UUGGH!!!!

[doc_bean]

Over here they are trying to implent some laws that would ban/limit cell phone transactions, since a lot of minors have cell phones, and because you have to pay (with some services) for every message you receive, and of course, you can't control what they send you.

Cell phones are still the spawn of Satan, their only legitimate use is to replace a normal phone when you don't have a line, or if you travel around, and to send messages when you can't email, not to play games, play irritating ringtones, surf the internet and what not.

[IliaDN]

I still don't understand what frog is it!

[Craterus]

Here is the sound where I first heard it, way back in 2002. http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/insanity_test.htm

The video they have with it is the blue frog (see Mikeus Caesar's link) pretending to be driving a car.

[IliaDN]

Now it hate it too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Craterus]

Glad to spread the annoyance.

[The Stranger]

i actually liked that one

[Duke Malcolm]

BLASPHEMY! Such Blasphemy!

[Mikeus Caesar]

Thanks to that bastard frog, i now have a headache that won't go away, even though i've taken 2 paracetemol. Btw, i'm sure no admins will mind if we swear excessively when talking about the frog?

[Craterus]

In that case, ******* ***** ** ****!!!! * ******* **** ***!!!!

Actually, I'll wait for approval.

[The Stranger]

that's a smart thing to do Cratie-boy

[Arrowhead]

KILL FROG! KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
DIEDIEDIEIDEIDIE :duel: :whip: :whip: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :wall: :whip: :whip: :knight: :charge: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :mean: :furious: :furious2: :angry: :shout: :evil: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :stare: :frog: :smash: :whip:

[The Stranger]

hyperactive 11 year old kid alarm. oke Arrowhead i finally helped myself over the fact of you being 11. it suddenly looked like my world came crashing down. but i'll stop teasing you for being 11. Arrow Through His Head

[Arrowhead]

hyperactive 11 year old kid alarm. oke Arrowhead i finally helped myself over the fact of you being 11. it suddenly looked like my world came crashing down. but i'll stop teasing you for being 11. Arrow Through His Head
Why tease me? Soon you'll be at the age that you wish you were younger.

[The Stranger]

no i'm still not that old

[The_Doctor]

By Insanus Maximus, the God of the mental home and the creator of bottled air, it is irritating.

I have only heard the bird one, while watching Sharpe on UK Gold. It was stuck in my head for the rest the program, completely destroying the atmosphere of it. But then they played it again and again. Sharpe goes on for 2 hours, the advert was on like 7 times.

I have never heard the frog one until now.

I think we should start some find campaign to destroy them.

Somebody think of a good name for it.

[Duke Malcolm]

My god, you have not heard it until now?! That's a miracle!

[Dutch_guy]

And you know what is really scary about it al ?

People actually buy that sh*t... one of my soccer friends got the frog on his cell.... he isn't my friend any more.... ~;)

:balloon2:

[frogbeastegg]

:steps up to the podium: On behalf of all amphibian kind I would like to say that creature, commonly called 'Crazy Frog' is not actually a frog. It is some kind of small gremlin/demon hybrid. It has no froggy traits, looks nothing like a frog, does not behave in a froggy manner, and, in fact, exists purely to cause anti-amphibian hatred. It is the spawn of Satan. This is known. :leaves:

Gah! My poor, dear boyfriend watched half an hour of TV tonight, while I read a book. I heard that confounded not-a-frog-at-all advert 4 times! 4! Twice per advert break! Gah!

I saw a suggestion somewhere that the creator of this not-a-frog should be fed slowly, feet first into a giant blender. This, I now feel, is much too merciful.

[Mikeus Caesar]

It's nice to see everyone hating the evil not-a-frog-at-all-thingy. The not-a-frog-at-all-thingy should be thrown in the blender with it's creator and all the people who think it is good music, before being fed to the birds.

[The_Doctor]

Gah! My poor, dear boyfriend watched half an hour of TV tonight, while I read a book. I heard that confounded not-a-frog-at-all advert 4 times! 4! Twice per advert break! Gah!

I can't wait until they get their own TV channel. ~:eek:

[Mikeus Caesar]

Do you mean you can't wait for the not-a-frog-at-all-thingy to get it's channel? That would be a good idea, because then it could bugger off there with all it's bastard friends like that sodding chicken, and never annoy us again.

[The_Doctor]

Yes

[LittleGrizzly]

a ringtone channel, brilliant i hate the dragons chicks and especially the frog... you can get a mix of 4 in one advert break (usually 2 frogs) I HATE IT!!

[Mikeus Caesar]

This is so good people!! Release your anger, think of the devil frog thing!!!

[ShadesPanther]

I hate it. really badly



A few months ago I thought it would finally stop when parents complaining about how well endowned shall we say this "crazy frog" is. They just put a black box over it.


GGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! :furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3:

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Yes, it is very annoying. I have made it my policy to attempt to attack anyone I hear using it as a ring tone.

Has anyone else noticed that the frog appears to have some kind of vestigal penis?

[ShadesPanther]

yes I mentioned that. Parents complained so now there is a black censor label over it. rather that just deleting that from the model they went for the cheap option :furious3:

[Duke Malcolm]

Perhaps we should petition our MPs to make an Early Day Motion for a ban about the frog, and other such ring-tone adverts...

[Al Khalifah]

How about no more adverts for ring tones ever.

Or even better, no more ring tones. They are to music what the pot noodle is to cuisine.

[King Edward]

Im thinking about making aringtone even more anyyoying than the frog! a lot of people are making a hell of a lot of money for just designing simple models and then puttigna catchy tune with them!

[Drisos]

I hate that frog!

I hate all commercials with ringtones in it!

I hate mobile phones!

GAH!

btw: fourth post of the day containing GAH!, bad mood? ~D

[tibilicus]

Ok this my spread more hate but acording to my mate at school they might release a proper song of this ringtone. All join me when i say: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LittleGrizzly]

they might release a proper song of this ringtone.

they have already.

[tibilicus]

*scurrys of the find the nearest big building in site*

[The Stranger]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

ahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahaha
*going insane cuz i heared "watz gebeurt" for the 999th time*

[The Wizard]

i wonder what idiots keep that jamba shit alive? i mean, shit, you gotta be real stupid to actually like sweety the god-damned chicken and all that... >_

ohja umeu...

centraal is alleen goed voor de pizza hut ~D

[The Stranger]

huh

[The Wizard]

Listen to the end of Watskeburt ~;)

[The Stranger]

oke

[Mikeus Caesar]

I hope the frog explodes like all of the exploding german toads in the news recently. And as for sweety the chicken...let's just say i won't be having turkey for christmas this year... ~;)

[Mikeus Caesar]

AAAAH!! That bastardised parasitic frog thing is on normal channels like ITV and 5!!! It has gone to far!! Crazy frog must be killed!! To arms brothers, to arms!!

http://www.timjacobs.com/images/America_Tribute_Main/20011110%20Guns.jpg

Pick a gun, and introduce that bastard to a whole new world of pain!! Fill his belly full of lead, and then rip out his spine and leave him to dorwn in a puddle of his own blood!!

[The Stranger]

are they destroying this guns, while we can kill frogs with it. noooooooooooooooooo *must...save...the...guns....and...kill...kill*

[Mikeus Caesar]

Reasons for the frog

1. The BBC has stored part of the license fee into a German subsidiary, given it a fake name ('Jamster') and buy as much space on commercial channels as is humanly possible, thus driving everyone away from commercial channels. Congratulations, you've doubled your ratings!

Or, my personal favourite:

2. Jamster is executing some kind of Social Darwinism theory by transmitting a fatal virus to anyone who downloads any of their tones, logos, animations or other assorted paraphenalia, thus killing off the elements of the human race who can clearly be done away with without anyone minding in any way.

If #2 was true, then that would make crazy frog a good thing. It would kill off the otherwise useless 70% of the world, who think that Jordan is quite intelligent and that reality TV is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

[The_Doctor]

reality TV is the greatest thing since sliced bread

ARRRRGGGGHHHHH. Must crush reality TV. :furious3:

Imagine a reality TV show with the frog, chicken, etc in, singing constantly. ~:eek:

[Lonewarrior]

that's a very cool frog, kill it!

[Oaty]

Ringa a ning ning ning ning mmmmmmm ringa ning ning ning hmmmmm bahh bah bah bah bah BAH BAH BAH BAH ringa ning ning ning


Guess what I just purchased for my phone!

Let's rename this frog ...............

Frogbastardegg ~D

So much for my senior membership

Huh what's that.......

A flying hairpin

Ummmmmm...... so much for my senior member

[The_Doctor]

Your messing right?

If your not I will burn your soul for all eternity.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Duke Malcolm]

Such Blasphemy! What has come over the world?! Oh, the humanity, and lack thereof!

[Mikeus Caesar]

Somehow, i think Oaty's mangled remains will turn up on the edge of a road in the middle of nowhere tomorrow, covered in Hairpins.

[Craterus]

Oooh, FROG is calling!! Yes, that's right, it's my ringtone...

JOKE!!

Did you know Crazy Frog has made over £1 million? If this money went to charity, I wouldn't mind it at all. But it doesn't so I hate the thing.

Referring to the penis, I think someone should remake the video and have some people cut off the frog's penis and make him eat it...

[Mikeus Caesar]

If i had it my way, i would take over Jamster. I would then proceed to make a new crazy frog (in my edition, he'll be in a field!! Imagine the excitement at the change of location!!) but my edition would have a hidden virus that would slowly melt the brains of the idiots who buy it. That way, it would kill the buyers, removing Jamster's profits. I would then proceed to give nearly all the money to charity, and keep enough to keep me and my family comfortable for life.

[Craterus]

That's a nice plan, if only it would work...

How do you plan to get control of Jamster?

[Mikeus Caesar]

Kill all of the wierd freaks in control, and then make clones with mind control chips in their heads.

[Craterus]

And your plan to breach security and kill major entrepreneurs unnoticed?

[Mikeus Caesar]

It wouldn't be a major loss if i killed them. But because of all the enemies they've made from that damn frog (just look at this thread for example) they probably have the best security guards in the western world.

[Krusader]

Frog Bender 3000 (http://joecartoon.atomfilms.com/pages/frogbender/)

Imagine that being the crazy frog!!

[frogbeastegg]

:Is cleaning her hairpins back to pristine spick and span condition:


Frog Bender 3000 (http://joecartoon.atomfilms.com/pages/frogbender/)

Imagine that being the crazy frog!!
Arghhhhh! Oh, the amphibianity! Oh, the horror!

:And so a second body mysteriously turns up, filled with hairpins...:

[JAG]

To be fair, I think the Frog is quite funny and doesn't really annoy me. I saw the insanity test with the racing car when it was huge a few years back and found it hilarious then. The frog aint as good, but it is still funny.

[The_Doctor]

Now I know what JAG stands for.

Jamster Are Great.

:furious3:

[ShadesPanther]

Its a conspiracy! JAG is the owner


Although tbh I liked the insanity test and when crazy frog first came out it didn't bother me. It was only when it was on twice every commercial break :furious3:

[Shambles]

The frog is bearable,
Its the 6 Sweety the chick adverts that do my head in,
Yeah 6 not in a row though,
is usualy
Sweety the chick
Followed by frog
Then Text HOT4 to get pic of nude girl advert,
Sweety the chick again
Nessie the draggone
a difrent sweety the chick,
sweety the chick remix.
Sweety the chick monophone version or sumthing

well u get the idea,
Compared to that Little yellow annoying ball of puss, the frog aint that bad.

[Dutch_guy]

Compared to that Little yellow annoying ball of puss, the frog aint that bad.

I hate both of them... especially when you get to see the commercial with 2 of those F***** chicks in 1 commercial...


:balloon2:

[Dutch_guy]

Have you guy's also seen the ''Party Bee'' commercial , It usually comes right after frog , or just before.



It's really , I mean reallllly irritating, it really gets on my nerves everytime I hear the stupid song....

:balloon2:

[Mikeus Caesar]

Party Bee? That will probably be making it's way here sometime soon. I can see the headlines....

'Large tidalwave surges up Thames Estuary killing thousands as a large and retarded bumble bee flies at Mach 10. Is this the end?'

[The_Doctor]

You should do what I do.

A) Mute the TV when adverts come on.
OR
B) Go to BBC News 24 while the adverts are on.

[Dutch_guy]

Party Bee? That will probably be making it's way here sometime soon. I can see the headlines....

'Large tidalwave surges up Thames Estuary killing thousands as a large and retarded bumble bee flies at Mach 10. Is this the end?'

Were do you live ! I'm moving to your country !

You guys are lucky but not for long I deem , the irritating Bee will come , they always do....

And I find that doing what Martinus does is helpfull, although It's sad that we have to take such extreme measures don't you think ?

:balloon2:

[The Wizard]

The fellows who thought up Jamba! should be summarily fusillaged in front of a live audience, on national television, by satellite and on the internet as well.

And the people who keep it alive should be arrested and hired out as workers for any willing company. Their salary goes to the government, who hands it out to those continuously annoyed for the last 6-7 months while watching television.

Hey, it never hurts to dream...



~Wiz

[Mikeus Caesar]

I say we should make the people behind Jamba!/Jamster suffer. Badly. Make them watch a continuous stream of their adverts for a week, before putting them up before the UN for human rights violations. And if the case against them fails, sell them to the Chinese for slave labour. They can live a horrid, squalid, depressing life making cheap tacky Disney McDonalds happy meal merchandise.

[Divine Wind]

Everytime that bloody advert comes on TV now all five of my housemates and myself, in unison shout "F*** O**"

It really drives me insane.

Why oh why would people actually sign up for that b******s!! :furious3:

[Mikeus Caesar]

Ack...the little bastard just came on TV, so i automatically reach for the control. To my horror, it wasn't there!! I lost the control, and couldn't mute it!! Now i have the tune rigging through my head, help meee!

[Dutch_guy]

I feel your pain , Mikeus , I saw the mix today( hadn't seen that before )
It was bad, really bad.

:balloon2:

[The_Doctor]

I have heard it 3 times today and I was not watching TV, my mum was. She hates it too.

[Dutch_guy]

who doesn't ~;)

:balloon2:

[ShadesPanther]

actually there was an article about it in the Express

it has recieved 400 complaints, dubbed the most annoying advert and there was a storey of a stupid boy who downloaded it. He didn't realise that he had "signed" a contact that meand they could take £3 from his phone every week. They took £27 before his credit ran out or it would of been more.

[Mikeus Caesar]

it has recieved 400 complaints, dubbed the most annoying advert

Well that confirms everyone's suspicions about it being annoying.


there was a storey of a stupid boy who downloaded it. He didn't realise that he had "signed" a contact that meand they could take £3 from his phone every week.

Serves the stupid little bugger right. You buy crap, you get crap.

[The Stranger]

Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill The Frogsssssssssss

[ShadesPanther]

There's a new one. DJ Frog. God help us all.

I thought so too about the boy. Hopefully that will mean it will finally be pulled from public pressure. I doubt they will do that though.

Happily I havent seen Party Bee.....yet.
About Jamster. I didn't mind the adverts that had the top 10 songs that was ok because it changed every week but the others are just soo annoying.

[Dutch_guy]

yeah we have the DJ Frog too, I actually hate it more than the frog already,although it is a close call which commercial is worse...

:balloon2:

[The_Doctor]

Oh god, now it is no Gamespy. :help:

[The Stranger]

aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

[The_Doctor]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/4576119.stm

The world had gone mad!!! ~:eek:

[The_Doctor]

http://www.petitiononline.com/GingeUK/petition.html

A petition against it. ~:)

[Mikeus Caesar]

Actually, the Crazy-Bastard-Frog album only sold 3000 copies on its first day. It's doing stupendously badly. Hurrah for common sense!!

[Dutch_guy]

Thank god it did badly, imagine what would have happend if it sold like a milion copies, we would be seeing lot's and lot's of more irritating frog adds...
Maybe even on the internet ... ~:eek:

:balloon2:

[Mikeus Caesar]

It already is on the internet. Most of the sites i go on (Weebls stuff to name one) used to have Jamster ads, and they posted apologies on their news page for that bastard advert which starts making sounds when you roll your mouse over it. They have since changed the advertisers on their sites to other Ringtone companies.

[The_Doctor]

What if it came to the Org. ~:eek:

[Dutch_guy]

That would be a very, very dark day Martinus

:balloon2:

[Oaty]

Must get ringtone ....... must get ringtone ........... must irritate people........ Ohhhh how I love to irritate people........... must make people hate me.......... nice froggy froggy................ must get ringtone before going to starwars movie.............

Never realized this poor bastard frog was hated this much. So is this a commercial being advertised heavily in Europe, as in the US I have only seen this advertisement on the internet, of course it could be on TV, I have'nt watched MTV in ages.

Oh and BTW ..... must get ringtone

[ShadesPanther]

It used to be just MTV now it is every channel :furious3: :furious3:

[The_Doctor]

Except the BBC.

Long live the BBC. ~:cheers:

[Duke Malcolm]

Let's hope it gets its Charter Review through fine, otherwise we can sue the government for further mushing our brains.

Auntie Provides further info for the frog, however...
Link (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/4576119.stm)

[dessa14]

oh how i hate that frog and jamster.
does anyone know who owns jamster, so we can partition the nation he is a citizen of to execute him.
thanks,
dizzy
EDIT:
According to their website.... yes i had to go under torturous conditions.
this is their address and parent company.

iLove GmbH
Pfuelstr. 5
10997 Berlin
Germany

so if anyone can use this information to destroy them, i'd be very pleased.
thanks,
dizzy

[Husar]

Hehe, Germany, lol.

This is the end..................

From what I know it´s called JAMBA here, but I don´t watch that much TV and they seem to show it mostly in the kids program and on music Channels, so I can avoid it. ~D

[English assassin]

Well according to today's Guardian its going to be number one in the charts this week in the UK.

I quite like it myself... :hide:

[tibilicus]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I sahll Hang myself. :hanged:

[The Wizard]

It's from Germany.

My God, only from Germany can you expect such evil to come.



~Wiz ~;)

[tibilicus]

I think there should be a law baning all frog items. It is a cause of suicide. I bet if you look on everyones phone who has comited suicide resently there will be th frog on it. As for the Germens, Sham t them great shame to them.

[Mikeus Caesar]

Don't mention the war...

Anyways, does anyone know how to make Letter Bombs? I'm just hoping that those wonderful people at Jamster/Jamba/Crap Makers like surprises...

[ShadesPanther]

It's from Germany.

My God, only from Germany can you expect such evil to come.



~Wiz ~;)

Noone who speaks German can be evil ~;)

The guy who created the damn frog was on GMTV this morning, anyone see it?

[The Stranger]

It used to be just MTV now it is every channel :furious3: :furious3:

SWEETY SWEETY KILL HIM TWEETY MHUAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAQAHAAHHAHAAHAHA i like oaty let's iritate people

WATZGEBURT WAS JE HANDEN VOOR HET PLASSEN ALLES RUSTIK MET DE BUR

[The Stranger]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I sahll Hang myself. :hanged:

dude i should imigrate (sp?)

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Anyone know a good international arms dealer? A couple of laser-guided bombs would sort them out.

[The Stranger]

how could you. and he calls hisself a Moderator

[The Wizard]

Noone who speaks German can be evil ~;)

BLASPHEMY!

[ShadesPanther]

BLASPHEMY!

LIES!



It is a simple fact ~;)

[Mikeus Caesar]

how could you. and he calls hisself a Moderator

An incredibly good moderator too. Any Mod that believes in bringing death and destruction to the most evil people on Earth is a good Mod. Btw, i heard someone at school today compare the people who made Crazy Frog to Hitler. That shows how bad the situation is.

[The Stranger]

ahahhahahahahaha well sounds like the 3rd WW to me

[derF]

Reply to first post:

Its annoying, yes. But dont blame the socially irresponsible morons who made the damn thing. Blame the idiots who pay for them.

[InsaneApache]

I ran over a frog on my way home from work...well at least its a start :embarassed:

[Mikeus Caesar]

Its annoying, yes. But dont blame the socially irresponsible morons who made the damn thing. Blame the idiots who pay for them.

Okay then, let me put it this way: The person who made it is comparable to Hitler, while the people who buy it are the poor workers of Germany, looking for something that doesn't stretch their brains but keeps them happy, so they all go for the crazy frog. At the rate i'm going, this is going to turn into a philosophical debate on the comparison of Corporations and normal people to Hitler and Nazi Germany.

[tibilicus]

oh dear. Its turning into a backroom topic..........

[Mikeus Caesar]

Oh well. It's nice to see i've transformed a topic like that into something like this

[dessa14]

lets keep this topic off nazis and hitler, but rather on the evil of jamster and how to destroy it.
thanks,
dizzy

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

lets keep this topic off nazis and hitler, but rather on the evil of jamster and how to destroy it.
thanks,
dizzy

Sound advice.

[Mikeus Caesar]

dessa14 - a voice of reason in a world full of frogs.

[Dutch_guy]

and Green singing dragons , and party bees * shivers while typing *...

:balloon2:

[Craterus]

and Chickens.

If I had 10 bullets, I would shoot those annoying ringtone characters.

[Mikeus Caesar]

I have a difficult question. If you only had 1 bullet and you could shoot any of the characters, which one would you shoot?

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

Mikeus, why don't you put all the frogs,dragons etc, and put their heads together and it would go down the line, like this:

0
|
/\= Me J!=annoying characters ------- = bullet / \ o= bloody mess!~D
o/ |

0
| ------------------J!----J!----J!----J! leaving a bloody mess= / \0
/\ o/|


~:joker: ~:joker: ~:joker: ~:joker: ~:joker: ~:joker: ~:joker: ~:joker:

[Mikeus Caesar]

The first diagram makes as much sense as one of Abokasee's posts. Which is no sense.

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

Damn it!!!!!~D

[The_Doctor]

The frog was Have I got news for you. Ian had not heard it, then again he does seem to live under a rock.

[Craterus]

I would shoot the frog, otherwise it would keep coming back with more remixes and songs.

In 1 years time, I can imagine it having songs featuring star artists... Oh no.

[Dutch_guy]

I would line up the the frog,the green singing dragon , and the bee so that they stand behind each other, then I would load the bullet in my Magnum.44 handgun put the gun against the frogs forehead and fire...instanley killing every one of those creatures from hell..

:balloon2:

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

Someone should make a historical battle where you get to kill thousands of frogs and bragons and the like with onagers ,archers, praetorians and ballistas!~D

[dessa14]

haven't seen the bee yet, is it as painful as the others.
thanks,
dizzy

[Mikeus Caesar]

The frog was Have I got news for you. Ian had not heard it, then again he does seem to live under a rock.

If i remember correctly, didn't Mr Hague do his impression of the frog after the credits? btw, that episode of HIGNFY was one of the most blalantly un-PC episode's yet, and it was all the better for it.

[The_Doctor]

If i remember correctly, didn't Mr Hague do his impression of the frog after the credits?

I did not see that.


btw, that episode of HIGNFY was one of the most blalantly un-PC episode's yet, and it was all the better for it.

Indeed. Hislop is off to Germany and Hague is coming up here.

[The Stranger]

ATOMIC BOMB, you think further

[Shambles]

Well agrivated by the frog the welsh have made their own take of the ring tone. With fould mouth to boot,
heres the article as posted in the daily post,

http://icnorthwales.icnetwork.co.uk/news/regionalnews/tm_objectid=15600883&method=full&siteid=50142-name_page.html

The guys live like 4 miles away from me,

And if you want to know what the welsh 1 says,
il translate it

he says

Ring ding ding ding Fu** Off, You fu**ing cu*t Crazy frog ding ding you get on My fu**ing tits You Ba*tar* Fu**ing freak, a ring ding didng ding ding dong Go Sh*t your self You You crazy frog Ding ding ding dind. ba**tard crazy frog Il Fu**ing kill you Ding didng ding (poor gun shot sound effects)


Dont beleve me???


PLEASE NO ONE UNDER 18 LISTEN TO THIS MP3.
You may haft to right click and say save target as.

http://www.meddwi.com/audio/crazy_ffrog.mp3


Please excuse the language It really is just a translation,
Ask and il edit it all away.

ShambleS
:bow:

[Mongoose]

I, the mighty mongoose, will hunt down and kill this spawn-of-satan creature in the name of god.:charge:

I will ride a donkey around and preach about that monster. I will call it the people's boycott-crusade.

So far...i have 10,000,00 followers...plus MC...

To war! :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight:
:knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight:


EDIT: It did not go so well...

mongoose and MC arrived the creature's cave, with the peasant army, mongoose yelled "charge!" and the army attacked.

The attack failed, the army was routed. the monster was so horrid to look at. The last that was seen of them was a bunch of screaming loons, franticly jumping off a cliff.

Mongoose let out a fearsome battle yelp "CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEE"

And charged...

The creature ran from the might of mongoose...would you hold your ground against this?https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/he/thumb/2/25/180px-Dwarf-mongoose.jpg

mongoose and MC began hunting it down, to the ends of the earth!
Who else wants to join? so far all we have is a member of the peasent army who was lucky enought to be blind... :help:

For god and glory! :charge: Long live the crusade!



To be continued...

[Samurai Waki]

Yes, I have to admit the nice thing about living on a expensive remote location, is that we don't have to worry about cell phones, we have absolutely no Cell Phone recievers anywhere on the Island (it was proposed a couple of years back, but was ultimately rejected by Parliament because the cost of land, outweighs the financial benefit in having a cell phone transmitter tower). So for the most part we rely on Satellite Phones, or optic cables running through the waters to the US and UK. Although, when a Cable Line does go down, it takes about 3 weeks to fix it. I love my 5 Megabite Per Second Satellite DSL connection... it's my only lifeline.

[Dutch_guy]

mongoose and MC began hunting it down, to the ends of the earth!
Who else wants to join? so far all we have is a member of the peasent army who was lucky enought to be blind... :help:

For god and glory! :charge: Long live the crusade!



To be continued...

~D ok I'll join, you're fighting for a good cause I WILL HELP, otherwise it will grow more powerfull than it now is.... I can't stand having to listen to MORE f***** frog tones... over here in Holland we have as much as 4 different ones... it has to stop.


:balloon2:

[Craterus]

They've got two monkeys now. They just sit there and fart. I don't have a clue how that sells.. Why would you want it as a ringtone anyway?

[barocca]

the two monkeys are ridiculous

can we add the monkeys to the list of "targets" of the anti-jamster crusade?

[Dutch_guy]

monkeys ? haven't heard of them yet , thank god.

:balloon2:

[ShadesPanther]

I have.



It warped my fragile little mind.

[Mongoose]

Alright, the crusade is recruiting now!
Member list:

mongoose
dutch_guy
Martinus
ShadesPanther
berserker! ; at least i think so...
ian_of_smeg16


you can put this in your sig
Member of the crusade to stop the evil-not-a-frog-thingy-plus-those-monkeys. (http://www.mobile9.com/engine/modules/watermark/image.php?/home/mobile92/public_html/download/preview/44/crazyfrogdeath42.jpg)





Join now! fight for god in the horrid dessert of the modern media! :knight:

[Dutch_guy]

That sounds awful , imagine this commercial being seen by a innocent 5 year old...

:balloon2:

[The_Doctor]

I'll join your crusade. :knight:

Right, so there is a:
frog
two monkeys
a loch ness monster
two birds

Is there anything else?

What will be next?

[Craterus]

There's also a dragon..

[Mongoose]

Great! who else wants to join?

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

There's also a bear.

[ShadesPanther]

I'll join

[Mongoose]

You have been added to the list. ~:)

My goal is to get 50-100 members in about a week...Hey! it could happen!

[The_Doctor]

I think one of us should make a new logo, preferably not advertising mobile9, what ever that is.

Maybe the frog with a crosshair on it.

[Mongoose]

I have one! ~:cool: How do i post it? :dizzy2:

[The_Doctor]

I have no idea ~:confused:

[Dutch_guy]

Martinus you forgot to mention the ''party''bee ,it's here in Holland so you will probably see it too...

:balloon2:

[The_Doctor]

Martinus you forgot to mention the ''party''bee ,it's here in Holland so you will probably see it too...

grand :help:

[Mongoose]

Does anyone know? Do i have to get an imageshack account or something :help:

[The_Doctor]

You could PM a mod for help. Big King Sanctaphrax is active at the moment, so I would try him.

[Ianofsmeg16]

I, the mighty mongoose, will hunt down and kill this spawn-of-satan creature in the name of god.:charge:

I will ride a donkey around and preach about that monster. I will call it the people's boycott-crusade.

So far...i have 10,000,00 followers...plus MC...

To war! :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight:
:knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight:


EDIT: It did not go so well...

mongoose and MC arrived the creature's cave, with the peasant army, mongoose yelled "charge!" and the army attacked.

The attack failed, the army was routed. the monster was so horrid to look at. The last that was seen of them was a bunch of screaming loons, franticly jumping off a cliff.

Mongoose let out a fearsome battle yelp "CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEE"

And charged...

The creature ran from the might of mongoose...would you hold your ground against this?https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/he/thumb/2/25/180px-Dwarf-mongoose.jpg

mongoose and MC began hunting it down, to the ends of the earth!
Who else wants to join? so far all we have is a member of the peasent army who was lucky enought to be blind... :help:

For god and glory! :charge: Long live the crusade!



To be continued...

I'll join mongoose!!! damn blasted frog grrrr, at least i'm not scared of frogs, dragons or chickins.....i'm just waitng for them to make a crazy dancing mongoose to see what would happen

[Mongoose]

http://img155.echo.cx/img155/4024/copyofcopyofdeathtothenotafrog.png (http://www.imageshack.us)


enjoy! ~:cool:

[tibilicus]

Im sorry for the bad news but look what has spawned from all this......More frog rubbish (http://www.manchesteronline.co.uk/entertainment/music/audioandvideo/s/156/156152_watch_pondlifes_ring_ding_ding_video.html) And im afraid its true............ Nooooooooooooooooo my life is over !

[Mongoose]

That thing is NOT A FROG! :help:

[Ianofsmeg16]

I'm in, changed my sig n' eveything

[ShadesPanther]

oh God.

[Mongoose]

Once every one has an anti evil-not-a-frog-thingy image in their sig, we will storm mobile9 office building and... :devilish:

[Ianofsmeg16]

cchhhhhaaaarrrrgggggeeee :charge: :charge: :duel: :duel: :charge: :charge: :surrender: :end: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle:

Ian rallies all the smegheads out there in a bloody storming of a pond in berkshire where alot of frogs live.....only to be routed when a cow joined in the fight. Dear god there was milk and smeg everywhere

Edit: no-one was killed but alot of people have post traumatic stress disorder, the smegs will rise again!!!!!

[Mongoose]

we need more members for the sucide squa...ERR...special squad.

[Ianofsmeg16]

you have every smeghead i can find on the isle of man.......about 10 people, not many want to come after the battle of the unspeakable-berksire-pond!!!! so many frogs died.....

[Arrowhead]

I'm in!

:rifle: :rifle: :rifle: Destroy frogs! all of them! :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :smash: :smash: :wall: :wall: :surrender: :surrender: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :duel: :duel: :duel: He is SO annoying. :furious3: :furious3: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :no: :no: :knight:

[The_Doctor]

Im sorry for the bad news but look what has spawned from all this......More frog rubbish And im afraid its true............ Nooooooooooooooooo my life is over !

Oh smeg, maybe we need a mutton vindaloo monster. ~:eek:

[Mikeus Caesar]

Actually, i have noticed, but the not-a-frog thing appears to have been a one-hit wonder. Since he hit number one (i assume the little bastard did) he seems to have vanished. I haven't seen a not-a-frog thing advert on TV for the last two weeks, and i have only seen one advert on the internet in the last two.

I think he's finally dead!!

[ShadesPanther]

No I saw one this morning. Granted the number of adverts with it are dying out and being replaced by other ones.

[Arrowhead]

Please say he's dead please say he is PLEASE say he is...

[The_Doctor]

Have you seen the disco phone thing. It looks like it makes your phone flash different colour and plays music. Why the hell would anyone want that?

Then there is with a rapper on.

[Arrowhead]

@Martinus congrats on 400th post.

[Ianofsmeg16]

Oh smeg, maybe we need a mutton vindaloo monster. ~:eek:
an army of them, damn, what a great mod idea....kill the bastard not-a-frog with aliens from red dwarf
~:cheers:

[Mikeus Caesar]

How would you know what the disco frog does? Unless of course....you traitor!! You must have it!! Burn!! Burn!! We shall burn you at the stake!!

[Byzantine Prince]

I have no idea what you guys are talking about. I guess this insanity that's plaguing you hasn't reached Canada. And I think my non-existent god for it! ~:cheers:

[The_Doctor]

@Martinus congrats on 400th post.

Thank you


How would you know what the disco frog does? Unless of course....you traitor!! You must have it!! Burn!! Burn!! We shall burn you at the stake!!

It was an advert. It had nothing to do with the frog, but it was made by jamster.

I do not have a mobile phone. The rest of my family has one each and keep trying to make me get one. I do not see the point in me having a mobile phone if everyone else has one. I can just borrow a friend's phone if I need to use one.

[Mongoose]

I have no idea what you guys are talking about. I guess this insanity that's plaguing you hasn't reached Canada. And I think my non-existent god for it! ~:cheers:

BP, it's always a good idea to read afew post's before you reply... ~;)

[Byzantine Prince]

I've never seen this commercial with the frog thing, ever. I kind of feel jealous. Please, please, let me into your i-hate-the-stupid-ennoying-frog-thing club. :sad2:

[Ianofsmeg16]

hows the crusade goin mongoose???

[tibilicus]

I wana join !!!!!! Lets kill the bird,the dragon,the bees and the rest of the jamster crew wilst we are there !

[Dîn-Heru]

Did somebody say shoot the "frog": http://hatethatfrog.desktopcreatures.com/index.asp?q=Crazy+Frog+Axel+F

[Craterus]

I got 66.5!!

[Mongoose]

I wana join !!!!!! Lets kill the bird,the dragon,the bees and the rest of the jamster crew wilst we are there !

Great! to join, put this in your sig...http://img74.echo.cx/done.php?l=img...thenotafrog.png



"hows the crusade goin mongoose???"

Not great, we are trying to take one of jamsters office building's but the walls are so strong that we have to seige the building. The building is hard to starve out do to the fact that they have more food then us...I'm thinking of getting in by treachery...

[dessa14]

i got 91 metres.
thanks,
dizzy

[Dutch_guy]

i got 93 meters ! ! !

:balloon2:

[tibilicus]

84.5 metres yes! The technique is to let him bounce!!!!
Edit: 88.5 now im determained to reach 100 !
edit:92.5 ! almost there !
edit:93 ! almost there geting closer!!!!!!

[Craterus]

I got 88, but I can't beat it...

[Mikeus Caesar]

Heheh, it's nice to see that my rant topic has turned most of the .Org's patrons into a raving mob, foaming at the mouth, baying for the blood of Jamster executives.

[Ianofsmeg16]

74.5 c'mon!!!! beat tht!!!!

EDIT: Have beaten that got 80 meters, anybody wanna beat that?
~D ~D

[ShadesPanther]

92m!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


the tip is to get him just outa the screen

[Ianofsmeg16]

hah 98.5
do a little dance....make a little love...get down tonight uh hu uh hu yeah!

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

I'll join! Noone, even the frog, will stand in my way when I've a barrel of mead!~D

[Mongoose]

add a link to the image in your sig to join.http://img74.echo.cx/done.php?l=img...thenotafrog.png

[ShadesPanther]

or make your own

everyone is free to use mine.
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v139/pantherv/crazy-frog3.jpg

I think I will enlarge it but lower the quality so it will stay within the limit ~:)

[The_Doctor]

The current sig goes over the limit

The rules for signature pictures are:
10,240 bytes max.
no sound.
max 500 pixels wide, max 150 pixels high.

Ours is:
12,587 bytes
398 x 149

We will have to change it. :embarassed:

[Mongoose]

Darn! :furious3:

I'm working on it ~:)

EDIT: done! ~:) :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: To use, remove the two ;. from the tags

[;URL=http://www.imageshack.us][;IMG]http://img193.echo.cx/img193/7057/tothefrog3ai.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

[tibilicus]

Wow i just found the best site in the world ! ANTI-FROG SITE (http://anticrazyfrog.50megs.com/) Check out the pics there aswell !

[Mongoose]

Nice site...but a tad disturbing ~:eek:

[The_Doctor]

Did you guys sign the petition?

[Mongoose]

No, not yet.


here is another one, just remove the two ; from the tags.

http://img11.echo.cx/img11/474/180pxcrazyfrogpromotional3lo.png (http://www.imageshack.us)
[;URL=http://www.imageshack.us][;IMG]http://img11.echo.cx/img11/474/180pxcrazyfrogpromotional3lo.png[/IMG][/URL]


EDIT: Darn! it's too big...you could always just put a link in your sig, though.

http://img11.echo.cx/my.php?image=180pxcrazyfrogpromotional3lo.png

New sig!

http://img232.echo.cx/img232/2913/axelf205x1254ga.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

just remove the two ; from the tags.

[;URL=http://www.imageshack.us][;IMG]http://img232.echo.cx/img232/2913/axelf205x1254ga.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

EDIT: use this one instead

http://img133.echo.cx/img133/7862/copy5ofaxelf205x1256yr.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[;URL=http://www.imageshack.us][;IMG]http://img133.echo.cx/img133/7862/copy5ofaxelf205x1256yr.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
as before, remove the ;.

Enjoy! ~:cool:

[Ianofsmeg16]

Do i have to sign anything btw, just wanna know cos i've joined but aint seen a list.
=)

[King Henry V]

No! Run for the Alps! The Crazy Frog has arrived in Switzerland!

[The_Doctor]

Do i have to sign anything btw, just wanna know cos i've joined but aint seen a list.

???

[Mongoose]

No! Run for the Alps! The Crazy Frog has arrived in Switzerland!
I bet it's in italy too :furious3: :help: :hide:

[Drisos]

I just want to say I hate that bloody frog!

I want to join the crusade! Am I allowed to?


Eat more frogs, people of the earth! :furious3:

[zelda12]

I zelda champion of Spam shall join the Crusade against this evil frog, who is deference to our froggy members is now classed by his holiness not-a-frog.

I ride with 100 knights of St Elmo, patron saint of Spammers! This Frog shall die and his entrails shall be stuffed with sawdust and paraded though the streets as a warning to all who would pollute the sanctity of this Earth.

Onward! For St Elmo and SPAM! Charge!

:grin:

[Mongoose]

I just want to say I that y frog!

I want to join the crusade! Am I allowed to?


Eat more frogs, people of the earth! :furious3:

YES!!! :charge: We need as many members as we can get!!!


Put this in your sig:http://img133.echo.cx/img133/7862/copy5ofaxelf205x1256yr.jpg



EDIT:


I zelda champion of Spam shall join the Crusade against this evil frog, who is deference to our froggy members is now classed by his holiness not-a-frog.

To join, see above.

We will get as many member as we can and then try to sack afew of jamsters office buildings...

EDIT: The proper name is "Evil-not-a-frog-at-all-thingy".

[tibilicus]

cchhhhhaaaarrrrgggggeeee :charge: :charge: :duel: :duel: :charge: :charge: :surrender: :end: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle:

Ian rallies all the smegheads out there in a bloody storming of a pond in berkshire where alot of frogs live.....only to be routed when a cow joined in the fight. Dear god there was milk and smeg everywhere

Edit: no-one was killed but alot of people have post traumatic stress disorder, the smegs will rise again!!!!!

:laugh4: Just found this. May i ask what exactly is a smeg? lol

[zelda12]

:grin: Smeg is a term coined in the (im)famous Sci Fi Comedy Red Dwarf.

[Ianofsmeg16]

:grin: Smeg is a term coined in the (im)famous Sci Fi Comedy Red Dwarf.

correct!! Haha i said something funny yay!! ~D

[asilv]

Frog is go(o)d. Everyone should love the frog.
If custom avatars were allowed I would use one I just made:
http://img45.echo.cx/img45/2589/frog1kh.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Mongoose]

You have three minutes to start running, Silvouz. :charge:

EDIT: And to prove i'm not joking, you have one minute to start running.

BTW, THAT THING IS NOT A FROG!

[asilv]

Hmm..
Maybe I shoud make a sig picture too...
Edit: Oh noes! Time is up

[The_Doctor]

Have you guys see the teddy bear yet?

[zelda12]

*shudders* yes. I needed therapy afterwards.

[Mongoose]

What channel are these things on? I just started the crusade after watching a preview on jamsters website...*vomits*

[The_Doctor]

So far I have seen it on Sky One, ITV (I was not watching ITV, my mum was, ITV sucks), UK Gold and music channels (my sister was watching a music channel when it came on).

[Mikeus Caesar]

Frog is go(o)d. Everyone should love the frog.
If custom avatars were allowed I would use one I just made:
http://img45.echo.cx/img45/2589/frog1kh.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Coming to the headquarters of the 'Anti-"not-a-frog-at-all-thingy" HQ', when you actually like that thing, eh? Ye be way off the map here laddy, here thar be monsters...

[ShadesPanther]

jamster have 2 ads per break on MTV. It is also spreading onto all SKY channels and is on ITV, C4 and Channel 5

[zelda12]

Yeah, you should see Mongoose when he hasn't had his cofee...last time we lost five guys who went into hs office... *wipes a tear from eye* :grins:

[asilv]

No, you people don't understand.

The almighty Crazy Frog will lead world to a new age of enlightement!
Time has finally come for the one true lord to take his place at the head of his people!
Under Frogs guidance, the world will flourish, and all the people will rejoice! And pay homage to their new... Guardian!

And you too shall kneel before The Mighty Frog,
You too shall recognize His authority!
And The Frog shall be your companion,
your provider
and your master!

The Frog is the future of mankind. He will completely change the way people think.

Just one story of as example of the power of The Frog:

You all know Abokasee? The Bartix guy. Yes I know you do. In This (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=47012) thread Abokasee posted:
"i constantle played the crazy frog... bring bring ding bowdooa etc"
As we can see listening to The Crazy Frog has raised his thinking to a whole new level and allowed him to post threads like this (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=47080) one.

There are thousends of other stories like this this one, where The Frog has completely changed peoples lives.

You can too be part of this new age. Listen to The frog and the future is yours!

If you have any question about church of The Frog ask here and I will answer.

--Silvouz the assistant prothet of The Almighty Crazy Frog

[The_Doctor]

You will be cleansed. :furious3:


If you have any question about church of The Frog ask here and I will answer.

Oh great you have stolen our founding thread. We will take it back.

[zelda12]

Right boys we need a spontaneous angry mob in 2 minutes. Lets go burn us some not-a-frog's!

[The_Doctor]

Silvouz, you seem to have misinterpreted Abokasee the mad's words.

Repent and we will spare you.

[Mikeus Caesar]

You all know Abokasee? The Bartix guy. Yes I know you do.

Everyone knows Abokasee the Mad. He's literally a legend. Everyone knows his famous line -: So what Bartix!? But you shouldn't be listening to him. After all, people consider him mad for a reason, and anything he says should be taken with a pinch of salt. Then again, he is from Uranus after all...

[Mongoose]

You mean uranus ~D

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

Righty, then, let's revolt and destroy Jamster!

[Dutch_guy]

Jamster has come with a new creation; a koala bear...

Have you seen it yet ?

:balloon2:

[ShadesPanther]

thank God I haven't...



*waits for it too appear

[Mongoose]

Jamster has come with a new creation; a koala bear...

Have you seen it yet ?

:balloon2:

NoOOOoooOoOooOOO!!!! :hide:

[tibilicus]

I just saw the teddy bear one. ewwwwwwwwwww *shivers in disgust*

[HunkinElvis]

Huh? :help: