What do you like more than sex?

[IliaDN]

What do you like more than sex? ~D
If there is such a thing!!!!!

[English assassin]

Well, this should flush out the crack addicts, or else its going to be one short thread...

(NB this post in no way encourages the taking of illegal substances).

[The Stranger]

i don't know, i think having sex twice

[IliaDN]

If I only knew what made me to start this thread.

[Beirut]

Well, this should flush out the crack addicts, or else its going to be one short thread...


:laugh4:

More than sex?

Ummm... nothing. :no:

[Duke Malcolm]

Having never had sex, I'd have to say just about everything.

[Mikeus Caesar]

Pie. Pie is better. Pie rules all!!! Pie pwns the world!!

[The Stranger]

nah it's close but not the best CHOCOLATE RULES THE WORLD

[Togakure]

Pie and chocolate ROCK--but ICE CREAM rules the UNIVERSE.

All are great after sex ... sometimes, care-freely applied, they can lead to more!

Ooooo ... hot fudge sundaes now ...

* "More Hot Fun" by Stanley Clarke funkin' in the background ... 9 1/2 weeks plays on the DVD ... *

[Paul Peru]

I feel discouraged from participating in this thread. ~;)

Sex with the one I love is an order of magnitude better than just "sex".
:sweetheart:

(No, you can't have her number)

[The Stranger]

how could you, i rule the UNIVERSE ice-cream is only my right hand

[Duke Malcolm]

nah it's close but not the best CHOCOLATE RULES THE WORLD

How about you compromise, and say Chocolate pie, which certainly rules

[Templar Knight]

What do I like better than sex?

hmm, sadly nothing... sorry

[Byzantine Prince]

Well what kind of sex? ~;)

Sex with older women is pretty hard to beat. They know their tricks well. ~;)

I think a lot of money is better then sex. Gives you that sweet high that doesn't go away for weeks.

[Mikeus Caesar]

And with a lot of money, you can buy even more sex!! ~:eek:

[The_Doctor]

how could you, i rule the UNIVERSE ice-cream is only my right hand

You rule the universe?
Then what the blood hell I am ruling at this point in time? ~D

[Adrian II]

What do you like more than sex? ~D
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[Kaiser of Arabia]

masturbation! lol jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk

Food and whipped cream...er..sh1t ive done it again

[Templar Knight]

Well I'm back and I can safely say that sex is still my most favorite thing - followed closely by a Chinese ~:)

[Mikeus Caesar]

A chinese what? A chinese woman or food? ~;)

[Templar Knight]

A chinese what? A chinese woman or food? ~;)

both ~:cheers:

[Don Corleone]

Nothing's better than sex. It's the best, Jerry, the best! (for all you Seinfeld fans out there).

[GoreBag]

Sometimes, after a few drinks, you just want to fight. That, in its own little circmstance, is better than sex. Sex afterwards is great, too, though.

[Laridus Konivaich]

Programming, especially in the Ada language. ~:cheers:

[Al Khalifah]

Sex in itself isn't that great. Participating in sex is much better.

[Drisos]

Having never had sex, I'd have to say just about everything.

Same story here . . .

By now, I think nothing beats a good STW MP battle. ~:cool:

[The Stranger]

Well what kind of sex? ~;)

Sex with older women is pretty hard to beat. They know their tricks well. ~;)

I think a lot of money is better then sex. Gives you that sweet high that doesn't go away for weeks.

i hope you ain't talking about grannies cuz that would be disgusting

[The Stranger]

You rule the universe?
Then what the blood hell I am ruling at this point in time? ~D

you're the ruler of the world one of my able leuitenants

[AggonyKing]

Aye, Carameled Apple

[The Wizard]

Damn, what is this, some psychic connection between a Hondureña and a Russian?

'Cause this Hondureña I know was asking me the same thing yesterday... only then I had to name three things.

But you ain't gonna know what I told her exactly... only that I came to two and called it quits, and that both were connected to sex. ~;)



~Wiz

[IliaDN]

Programming, especially in the Ada language. ~:cheers:
~:confused:

[The Stranger]

a big :dizzy:

[Byzantine Prince]

I think the best conclusion here is that money is better because with money you can buy more sex and other things like chocolate and ice cream that you can pour on the female and then lick it while you have sex. :sigh:

[Maximus_Praetorian]

the only thing better than sex is sex covered in chocolate, doing it in a pie crust, encurested with money. then you can really appreciate sex at its fullest. also if the ratio to you and the opposite sex is like 1:5 ~:grouphug:

[The Stranger]

nononnononono the best is, what you said with adding some candy and icreasing the ratio to 1:15

[Lonewarrior]

ice cream? I thought it was wip cream

[ichi]

Sex, especially with other humans, is the best.

But setting things on fire comes damn close.

Setting something on fire as a result of sex is my ultimate goal.

ichi :bow:

[LittleGrizzly]

umm.... nope nothing

[Byzantine Prince]

Sex, especially with other humans, is the best.

But setting things on fire comes damn close.

Setting something on fire as a result of sex is my ultimate goal.

ichi :bow:
Set your own ass on fire while listening "Set your ass on fire" and having sex.

That's a nice touch of irony.

[Laridus Konivaich]

A simple sex step plan:

1) Pile up a lot of dry brush, newspapers, and other dry, flammable material all over your yard.

2) Cover yourself in chocolate and whipped-cream.

3) Have sex

4) When the chocolate starts to solidify, throw some lighter fluid on the piles of brush and other flammable materials.

5) Light the accelerant soaked fuels on fire

6) Continue with step 3), using the fire to keep the chocolate melted.

[ichi]

Set your own ass on fire while listening "Set your ass on fire" and having sex.

Sorry mate, I've spent my entire life ensuring that my ass doesn't ignite (except maybe some chili or jalapenos I've eaten) to let it happen now.

I might try the Prince's idea tho, its kinky

ichi ~:cheers:

[Mouzafphaerre]

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I'm not a sexophille type as I tend my character to appear. I value many, many things that come before sex.

Now, if you excuse me, I have an appointment with Mr. Hand. ~:joker:
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[Albino Gorilla]

You may call me a romantic, so I say love. :smitten:

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

My fist making contact with anyone who annoys me.

[Cygnus X-1]

Erm...playing guitar. ~D

Nah, really, sex is great and all, but i'd rather be jamming along with hendrix than with a chick.

Alright, i'm completely bullshitting here, but... the guitar comes close...


*is fooling no-one*

[ichi]

My fist making contact with anyone who annoys me.


mmmm . . . okay,

*backs slowly away*

Dude, love, not hate

ichi :bow:

[Togakure]

My fist making contact with anyone who annoys me.
Annoying temperamental folks until they take a swing at me, stepping in, executing Kote Gaeshi, and applying just enough pressure to the wrist while they're pinned helplessly on their stomach to make them squeal and regret their lack of self control ... . :bow:

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Domination and the infliction of pain--it tends to make the experience all the more pleasurable. I love the whining and twitching and screaming, and the fruitless pleas for mercy. They are so much more obedient and enthusiastic if properly motivated beforehand ... .

[The Stranger]

MWUAHHAAAAHAHAHAAHAAHAAAHAHAAHAAHAH the best is annoying Arrowhead

[Adrian II]

Domination and the infliction of pain--it tends to make the experience all the more pleasurable. I love the whining and twitching and screaming, and the fruitless pleas for mercy. They are so much more obedient and enthusiastic if properly motivated beforehand ... .Sounds like sex to me! ~:cool:

[Reverend Joe]

The only thing I like better than sex is baked sex. With "Wish You Were Here" playing in the background. A good joint and "Shine On You Crazy Diamond" will take your lovemaking experience to places you could only dream of. Unless you freak out, but there's not much chance of that happening.

If you do freak out, though, it makes a very funny story. ~:cheers:

Edit: I just noticed every post I've made tonight contains some reference to Pink Floyd... I must be having psychic cravings for College (and the various activities along with it). I hate the summer.

[The Stranger]

the only thing better than sex is ME ~D

[The Wizard]

The only thing better than sex is having sex with me ~;)

[The Stranger]

dirrrrrtyyy

[TheSilverKnight]

'Cause this Hondureña I know was asking me the same thing yesterday... only then I had to name three things.
~Wiz

I know that Hondureña you were talking to! OMG!

Hmm...what's better than sex?
Sex with two women?
NO! NO! wait...
Sex, then ice cream with two women, then sex with those two women ~:cheers: It's a perfect circle ~D

[DemonArchangel]

Sex with multiple women at once...

Or perhaps eating good food.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

how about eating good food while having sex with multiple women at once?

[Templar Knight]

having sex with my girlfriend while eating sticky toffee pudding

[Byzantine Prince]

how about eating good food while having sex with multiple women at once?
This remided me of the movie Caligula. Those were good times. I wish I was a roman rich guy back then. *sigh*:smitten:

[Kraellin]

i can think of several things better than sex, or at least the equal of. working on something creative gives me a high that's hard to beat, particularly if it comes out well. nagging at a problem and finally getting it is also a good high. both of these the feeling can last for days! there are also certain art works that are truly art works that truly evoke a feeling that is hard to beat as well. but the ones that really rock are the feelings of true exhileration, total peace, and unmitigated love for someone. those are just so far beyond sexual sensations as to not even compare. and if you really want to experience something interesting, just sit and admire something for a while :)

K.