Eurovision

[Butcher]

Right, since no-one else seems fit to mention it, it's happening tomorrow night.
Who will you vote for?
If you want to check out how fit.. sorry, how good the songs are, go to:
www.eurovision.tv/english/index.htm

My vote is for Israel.. ~;)

[Templar Knight]

eurovision is so painfull, I cant understand why anyone would waste money phoning in nevermind watching it ~:)

[King Edward]

Russia Isreal Greece and Albania are all hot! i have no idea if they can sing and to be honest i dont care!!!!

[English assassin]

Got to be Iceland although a very honorable mention for the UK.

Check out Norway !!! Nil Points here we come...

[Duke Malcolm]

Hey hey, time for more skimpy-clad women to woo the juries and men at home in those few countries allowed to vote.

Let's face it, no-one watches it for the singing, its for the women and Terry Wogan.

[Krusader]

Norway!! Wig Wam!! The Horror!! Nil points yeah...

It surprises me that people still watch and vote for Eurovision.

[Viking]

Check out Norway !!! Nil Points here we come...


Did you really have to mention that? :embarassed:

I don`t watch eurovision anyway. ~:)

[Bartix]

Check out Norway !!! Nil Points here we come...


Haha1
I hear they Number 1 Band in Norway!! ~D

[Spetulhu]

The Norwegians will have to fight hard to get less points than us Finns. :duel:

[TonkaToys]

Eurovision is a great way to get yourself motivated to do something better on a Saturday night... I taught myself how to juggle whilst watching Eurovision... :juggle: The caterwauling on the telly forced my brain to concentrate on the juggling!
Still, at least there is more talent on it nowadays (and I'm not talking about the singing). ~D

[Butcher]

Terry Wogan is a genius at this time of year, especially 3/4's of the way through when he is drunk and doesn't give a damn.

[English assassin]

Terry Wogan is a genius at this time of year, especially 3/4's of the way through when he is drunk and doesn't give a damn

3/4 of the way through? If you ask me he must be on the sauce from about 9 am.

It certainly does seem as most nations have worked out that the international language is not music but good looking women. (Except Norway ho ho ho. And the standard you have to meet to be a superstar in the Ukraine seems to be pretty low too.)

(Note to Norwegians. Terry Wogan, who has presented the UK Eurovision show for about the past 600 years, can be relied upon to make many "Norway nil points" jokes every year. Its sort of a running joke. But we aren't generally rude about Norway never fear.)

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

EEEeeurgh! Check out the Malta entry!

The Israeli girl is fit with a capital F. My money's on her.


Shiri Maimon-the microphone was her first "toy"

I wouldn't mind her playing with my microphone... :wink3:

[Ser Clegane]

EEEeeurgh! Check out the Malta entry!


I didn't know they had Hutts living on Malta :inquisitive:

[English assassin]

You could do worse than Belarus too.

Its a complete babe-fest this year, what's going on?

[Butcher]

As said above, the only way to win is to distract from the song.. look at how Javine won the qualifiers after she 'fell out'..

[Husar]

Let's face it, no-one watches it for the singing, its for the women and Terry Wogan.

I don´t know Terry Wogan, but the rest is true. ~D

[tibilicus]

This program is mindless bable. Its for people who cant sing. The girls are good though. If any one watches it please tell me why?

[Duke Malcolm]

Terry Wogan is the guy that comments on the show for the BBC. He is a comedian, and likes to taken the piss out of the hosts and the singers...

[King Henry V]

Yes, he called the presenters one year "Doctor Death and the Tooth Fairy". He always cringes when they start talking in rhymes, only they might change from French to English to make a rhyme. He called the winning entry last year "And here it's Zelda, Warrior Princess!".
If the UK wanted to win on the girl side, they should have chosen Jorsan. She has the biggest amplifiers I have ever seen!

[dessa14]

i watch the eurovision song contest, some of it is great pop music, and some of these chicks are super hot and some are hideously ugly
thanks,
dizzy

[King Henry V]

Well its on. UK is a bit boring

[Kagemusha]

We finish people dont have any proplems at voting at eurovision because we wont ever even get to the final competition ~:cheers:

[Mikeus Caesar]

w00t, go Britain!! Third to last!! At least we beat France and Germany. I'm happy with that.

[King Henry V]

Yes, at least we did that. I think the swiss entry "Why don't you kill me?" sums up the whole event. But wasn't the female presenter awful? She sounded as though she didn't know she had a microphone and had to shriek everything

[dessa14]

at least eurovision is better then american idol....
thanks,
dizzy

[Byzantine Prince]

Greece wins! :balloon2:

She's beautiful too.

[Bartix]

I voted for Moldavian babuschka.

[Arrowhead]

Yes, at least we did that. I think the swiss entry "Why don't you kill me?" sums up the whole event. But wasn't the female presenter awful? She sounded as though she didn't know she had a microphone and had to shriek everything
YEAH! SHRIEK! All the time. on and on...