Post your sins... Yes right now!!!!

[The Stranger]

the rules are simple, keep the most terrifying sins thst will scare the mods so badly that they will close this thread for your girlfriend. also no words about piracy.

i'm a good example of a pious and good christ and i dont have any sins

[IrishMike]

Hey this is a new ideal, a confession thread. Now all we need is somebody to forgive the sins......

[IliaDN]

Ahem , I procreate , is it a sin?

[Byzantine Prince]

I once posted lol, even though I didn't really laugh. :wry:

[Mikeus Caesar]

I once stole a biscuit from the cupboard at home, so i'm quite obviously a bad person... ~;)

[ichi]

Pride, greed, envy, lust, sloth, anger, and gluttony.

[Fragony]

i'm a good example of a pious and good christ and i dont have any sins

That my friend is vanity, one of the deadly sins!

[Craterus]

Is adultery a sin? Ooops... :embarassed:

[Kaiser of Arabia]

er....my big one is I lie a bit, not to anyone important about anything important just to my father really, you have to understand our relationship to get why. Also...er...respect thy father; I have problems with that being as...well...some of the older members will know (I went crazy once and posted it in a thread on drugs and the bad crap they cause).

[The Stranger]

That my friend is vanity, one of the deadly sins!

are you talking about me. i don't know what vanity is so maybe sumone could explain it to me. (mischien in nederlands)

[ShadesPanther]

you love yourself and think you are completely perfect. More or less

[SwordsMaster]

Pride, greed, envy, lust, sloth, anger, and gluttony.

hmm....that reminds me of someone *looks in the mirror* :fainting: :devil: :sweatdrop:

I sense a powerful dark side presence...

[IrishMike]

Sense a disturbance in the force do I. Send Jedi to SwordsMaster, we must.

[DemonArchangel]

Atheism. ~;p

[tibilicus]

Is adultery a sin? Ooops... :embarassed:

I think it is. But people have resons to cheat. What if your girlfreind was dead ugly? No wait you would dump her then. That was a stupid comment........ very stupid. If only i had inteligence.....

[TheSilverKnight]

I once took a chocolate bar from my grandmother. I'm a bad person :embarassed: ~;)

[Craterus]

I once took a chocolate bar from my grandmother. I'm a bad person :embarassed: ~;)

Evil. That's nasty.

[Devastatin Dave]

I'm secretly a gay lawyer that works for the ACLU and work part time at an abortion clinic. ~D

[Tachikaze]

I'm secretly a gay lawyer that works for the ACLU and work part time at an abortion clinic. ~D
That's not all true! You haven't passed the Bar yet!

[Es Arkajae]

I slept with Emperor Umeu's girlfriend.

[Tachikaze]

The Seven Deadly Sins:

Pride
I'm not a particularly proud person, but occasionally I can be arrogant.

Envy
This is my worst sin. I try to work on my envy.

Wrath/Anger
I'm not a very angry person, except in traffic or in politics.

Sloth
I can be lazy or very industrious. I am definitely zealous, though.

Avarice/Greed
The least of my sins. Not 100% absent, but not much of a problem.

Gluttony
Not much here either. I'm rather slender for an American, and I eat much less than the average in the US. I drink no alcohol and consume no illegal drugs. I don't even like to take legal drugs.

Lust
Is this a sin? If it is, it is second to envy in my list.

[Byzantine Prince]

Lust
Is this a sin? If it is, it is second to envy in my list.
Leave it to Christianity to make the only thing that progresses our species a sin.:sick:

[Beirut]

Lust isn't a sin.

Lust is life! :bow:

[discovery1]

The Seven Deadly Sins:

Pride
I'm not that proud. An swell my ego at will though.

Envy
No very envious

Wrath/Anger
Oh how I rage.

Sloth
Pretty lazy

Avarice/Greed
I horde my money sort of.

Gluttony
Don't eat that much. Can though

Lust
Not that lustful, at relative to others.

[Uesugi Kenshin]

Blashpemy, blasphemy, blasphemy and another helping of blasphemy. Not here of course, but a lot of blaspheming.

[Devastatin Dave]

That's not all true! You haven't passed the Bar yet!
You're right I just have sex with liberal ACLU lawyers... Damn you for exposing me!!! ~D

[Byzantine Prince]

I kicked a homeless guy in the face this morning.:laugh:



Just j/k, don't just on me BKS. :bow:

[GoreBag]

I guess it depends on which definition of sin we're using... I don't bother to count or even take notice. I guess that means there're too many to count.

Side note: Is saying that you think that "it's sweet" how the Galatians section of the new Testament deals with sexual perversion technically blasphemy? I'm curious all of a sudden.

[Somebody Else]

Genocide on a daily basis.

[discovery1]

Genocide on a daily basis.

Really. Interesting

Oh, earlier today I went outside to work in shorts and a t-shirt just so I would get a bad sunburn. Wasn't out long enough though. Did inhale some dust and have some slightly painful blisters though. Self injury is a sin right?

[Fragony]

I kicked a homeless guy in the face this morning.:laugh:

~D ~D ~D Dear god that is a horrible smiley

[The Stranger]

you love yourself and think you are completely perfect. More or less

oke i get it. MHUWAAHAHAAHAHA FRAGONY i'll get you for this one m8 ~:)

[The Stranger]

I slept with Emperor Umeu's girlfriend.

you did OH MY GOD, so it was you i slept with i thought it was my girl ~D

[The Stranger]

oh may god be merciful i sinned today. I saw that beautiful girl and i couldn't help it and i... :cry: I tackled her... the aggony

[Fragony]

oh may god be merciful i sinned today. I saw that beautiful girl and i couldn't help it and i... :cry: I tackled her... the aggony

That's the way! Back to caveman mentality. Big club *BANG*, and drag the prey back to your cave at her hair YAY!

[The Stranger]

yup, but the weird thing is i don't regret it

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Leave it to Christianity to make the only thing that progresses our species a sin.:sick:

No more posts of this type please.

[Fragony]

yup, but the weird thing is i don't regret it

Count de Sade would be proud!

[The Stranger]

is he a member. also i broke with the church becuz they don't allow this, now i'm a atheist 1st class

[King Henry V]

I watched a err, sky-colour film.

[The Stranger]

you should go to the church and confess right away

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

er....my big one is I lie a bit, not to anyone important about anything important just to my father really, you have to understand our relationship to get why. Also...er...respect thy father; I have problems with that being as...well...some of the older members will know (I went crazy once and posted it in a thread on drugs and the bad crap they cause).
Lying is not a sin. The Commandment is "thou shalt not give false evidence". That's is the Gospel of Mark somewhere.

[bthizle1]

I shoot a man well over 15 times in the chest....he died and I still havn't been caught for it.

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Do you live in Canada? Maybe I can call Crime Stoppers and get a reward....

[The Wizard]

I am lazy... damn, for a sin it sure feels good.

I am only not lazy when I commit another kind of sin. ~;)

[doc_bean]

i haven't killed anyone yet, but I probably did most of the other sins.

You've got to try everything once ~D

EDIT I wrote everyone instead of everything first, what was I thinking ....

[discovery1]

EDIT I wrote everyone instead of everything first, what was I thinking ....

You're gonna burn for having sex with every biped with a pulse.

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

My new MSN quote:
I've commited 6/7 deadly sins, and I'm proud of it! D'oh!

[The Stranger]

and you should. you evil martian maniac

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

The problem is, now I'm confessing every night! I'm a bad little martian, but maybe God dosen't take into account your teenage years when He of St. Peter judges you....

[AggonyKing]

I don't sin.....on weekends

[The Stranger]

hahahaha but sinning is your job wasn't it

[Idomeneas]

Lying is not a sin. The Commandment is "thou shalt not give false evidence". That's is the Gospel of Mark somewhere.

technically speaking since the original stuff is in ancient greek it says ''dont tell lies'' ΟΥ ΨΕΥΔΟΜΑΡΤΥΡΗΣΕΙΣ

[Laridus Konivaich]

I wil admit my sins:

I have spammed the frontroom.

[Beirut]

And you did one helluva job of it too. ~:cheers:

[Laridus Konivaich]

And you did one helluva job of it too. ~:cheers:
Thanks! I am getting really tired of the 'you may only add one new post every twenty seconds' message by now. :winkg:

[SwordsMaster]

And you did one helluva job of it too. ~:cheers:


Have to agree with Beirut here: every single post in the frontroom had you as the last poster for a few minutes. Someone is bored sense I ~:handball:

[Laridus Konivaich]

Have to agree with Beirut here: every single post in the frontroom had you as the last poster for a few minutes. Someone is bored sense I ~:handball:
Not bored. I am on a mission: 1000 posts by the end of the week!

[SwordsMaster]

Not bored. I am on a mission: 1000 posts by the end of the week!

Thats what the backroom is for. Just start a discussion on gun control ~;)

[Laridus Konivaich]

Thats what the backroom is for. Just start a discussion on gun control ~;)
Nah! Backroom requires too much thinking to post a lot there. :embarassedg:

Or a new thread:

"the see how many posts you can make in a row thread"

or

"How many posts can you make now,.. yes RIGHT NOW!!!"

that way you could get up to 3 ppm (posts per minute)!

[Laridus Konivaich]

Or you could call it 180pph (posts per hour), which would be a more standard way of giving the speed. :grin:

At that rate it would take me just under two hours...

[zelda12]

Sins....well I could say I've sinned but that just doesn't cover the whole range of my depravity. I'm serious here, I once drop kicked this puppy.

http://www.michelangeloflores.com/gallery1/images/puppy.jpg

Quite beautiful seeing it gliding across the sky, prompting neighbours to tell the local papers that they had seen a flying puppy.

Oh yeah and I am the person responsible for the entire republican party. And I'm sorry to say G.B jr's real father, seems old Mr Bush didn't quite cut it... ~;)

What else, oh yes I invented abortions and Cell stem research. I am an atheist, who regularly curses an imginary God. And I once had intimate relations with two sisters and their mother in the same night.


I'm also a terrible liar. ~;)

[Al Khalifah]

The other day I laughed when I saw an old woman fall in the street without the slightest bit of concern for the well-being of any innocent insects on the pavement that might have been crushed in the process.

I thrashed myself for it.

[Laridus Konivaich]

I once lied - about whether or not I had... nevermind.

[The Stranger]

sex, huh. you dirty spammer

[Ja'chyra]

What sins have I commited???

Well, if I believed in God I would have to say I've pretty much covered them all except murder and I've considered that one a few times.

[The Stranger]

look at your post count. you must be a mighty spammer

[Laridus Konivaich]

sex, huh. you dirty spammer
No, hiciendo toda de mi tarea. A mi mama dije, "Sí, yo termine todo hace mucho tiempo, y entonces regrese a leyendo este foro.

[Samurai Waki]

I burned down our dog's dog house when I was 13 and blamed it on the neighbor kid who was a well known pyromaniac. Irregardless, my parent's made him buy us a new one... ahhh the perfect crime :charge:

[Byzantine Prince]

I bought another Nietzsche book. ~;)

[The Stranger]

No, hiciendo toda de mi tarea. A mi mama dije, "Sí, yo termine todo hace mucho tiempo, y entonces regrese a leyendo este foro.

No, hiciendo everything of my task. To my breast I said, "Yes, I finish everything long ago, and then she returns to reading this forum.

this is what altavista says. :eek:

[AggonyKing]

No, hiciendo toda de mi tarea. A mi mama dije, "Sí, yo termine todo hace mucho tiempo, y entonces regrese a leyendo este foro.
~:eek: chico muy malo!!!!

Aye my new sin, I bought something without telling my parents, but wait it's my money anyways ~:cheers: