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Conqueror
06-13-2005, 15:17
Not sure if this link has been posted here earlier...
This guy (http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html) went to Japan to teach english, and he's got some rather weird experiences there. Whether he's BSing or not, his editorials are damn entertaining to read. Have a good laugh, I sure did ~D
ShadesPanther
06-13-2005, 16:08
bout them asking about his "manliness" shall we say
On the days I'm avoiding them asking me that, I'm avoiding them actually trying to grab it. I s*** you not, I have to play Dodged*** with Japanese Jr. High kids on a weekly basis. Boys and girls! Age, gender, doesn't matter, they all want a stab at it. The boys are actually more persistant though. I had one boy grab for it, and when I said "No!" he put his hands together and, in English, said "Please!"
o...k...
The Stranger
06-13-2005, 16:14
this really spoiled my view on the world. ahh it's an conspiricy, they're after me (shuts doors, closes windows and get's his magnum 44 under his pilow)
Rather amusing at times, at others its just wierd. This shall be heading over to the Pond for scrutiny...
weird is all I am going to say...
Kaiser of Arabia
06-13-2005, 20:39
lol
Samurai Waki
06-13-2005, 20:48
I thinks it's hilarious, and now I know for certain that I'm going to teach english in the Czech Republic or someplace in Europe, opposed to Japan.
Laridus Konivaich
06-13-2005, 23:04
I read the whole thing? Did you? It was pretty funny, but there were so many kancho incidents describeb that they began to get old. Other than that, very good. :winkg:
doc_bean
06-13-2005, 23:05
I'm still reading them, I have an important exam tomorrow.
Damn you Conqueror !
Japan is simply too crazy. I considered teaching English there, but I don't know if I can handle it.
Samurai Waki
06-14-2005, 07:47
I'm already having a tough time teaching english to people here, whose native language is english!
As one of the Janitors once told me "Weze knows you gunna put a bullet up deeze guys asses".
I asked him what that meant
and he told me it meant something like "I'm going to fire everybody because I think they are all incompetant."
Thoros of Myr
06-14-2005, 09:15
weird is all I am going to say...
That's all I was going to say aswell and then I got a really bad idea... :dizzy2:
Imagine sitting someone down to read this on a chair with a hidden remote control "kancho" device attached to it...the scare of a life time ~:eek:
Hurin_Rules
06-14-2005, 15:26
As one of the Janitors once told me "Weze knows you gunna put a bullet up deeze guys asses".
Their janitor is Jar Jar Binks? So THAT'S where he went.
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-14-2005, 15:56
I'm already having a tough time teaching english to people here, whose native language is english!
As one of the Janitors once told me "Weze knows you gunna put a bullet up deeze guys asses".
I asked him what that meant
and he told me it meant something like "I'm going to fire everybody because I think they are all incompetant."
Did you fire everybody?
Meneldil
06-14-2005, 17:08
Quite hilarious.
I was thinking about living in Japan for a while, but I might find another country now.
Btw, check out the Worst Porn Ever revised thingy, it's great.
I bet Jacko moves there now...
Samurai Waki
06-14-2005, 21:04
Did you fire everybody?
No just my head concierge... hated that guy. but I did reorganize most of my staff.
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