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Conqueror
06-13-2005, 15:17
Not sure if this link has been posted here earlier...

This guy (http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html) went to Japan to teach english, and he's got some rather weird experiences there. Whether he's BSing or not, his editorials are damn entertaining to read. Have a good laugh, I sure did ~D
ShadesPanther
06-13-2005, 16:08
bout them asking about his "manliness" shall we say

On the days I'm avoiding them asking me that, I'm avoiding them actually trying to grab it. I s*** you not, I have to play Dodged*** with Japanese Jr. High kids on a weekly basis. Boys and girls! Age, gender, doesn't matter, they all want a stab at it. The boys are actually more persistant though. I had one boy grab for it, and when I said "No!" he put his hands together and, in English, said "Please!"


o...k...
The Stranger
06-13-2005, 16:14
this really spoiled my view on the world. ahh it's an conspiricy, they're after me (shuts doors, closes windows and get's his magnum 44 under his pilow)
zelda12
06-13-2005, 17:14
Rather amusing at times, at others its just wierd. This shall be heading over to the Pond for scrutiny...
ah_dut
06-13-2005, 17:47
weird is all I am going to say...
Kaiser of Arabia
06-13-2005, 20:39
lol
Samurai Waki
06-13-2005, 20:48
I thinks it's hilarious, and now I know for certain that I'm going to teach english in the Czech Republic or someplace in Europe, opposed to Japan.
Laridus Konivaich
06-13-2005, 23:04
I read the whole thing? Did you? It was pretty funny, but there were so many kancho incidents describeb that they began to get old. Other than that, very good. :winkg:
doc_bean
06-13-2005, 23:05
I'm still reading them, I have an important exam tomorrow.


Damn you Conqueror !
GoreBag
06-13-2005, 23:56
Japan is simply too crazy. I considered teaching English there, but I don't know if I can handle it.
Samurai Waki
06-14-2005, 07:47
I'm already having a tough time teaching english to people here, whose native language is english!

As one of the Janitors once told me "Weze knows you gunna put a bullet up deeze guys asses".

I asked him what that meant

and he told me it meant something like "I'm going to fire everybody because I think they are all incompetant."
Thoros of Myr
06-14-2005, 09:15
weird is all I am going to say...

That's all I was going to say aswell and then I got a really bad idea... :dizzy2:

Imagine sitting someone down to read this on a chair with a hidden remote control "kancho" device attached to it...the scare of a life time ~:eek:
Hurin_Rules
06-14-2005, 15:26
As one of the Janitors once told me "Weze knows you gunna put a bullet up deeze guys asses".



Their janitor is Jar Jar Binks? So THAT'S where he went.
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-14-2005, 15:56
I'm already having a tough time teaching english to people here, whose native language is english!

As one of the Janitors once told me "Weze knows you gunna put a bullet up deeze guys asses".

I asked him what that meant

and he told me it meant something like "I'm going to fire everybody because I think they are all incompetant."

Did you fire everybody?
Meneldil
06-14-2005, 17:08
Quite hilarious.

I was thinking about living in Japan for a while, but I might find another country now.

Btw, check out the Worst Porn Ever revised thingy, it's great.
BDC
06-14-2005, 17:48
I bet Jacko moves there now...
Samurai Waki
06-14-2005, 21:04
Did you fire everybody?

No just my head concierge... hated that guy. but I did reorganize most of my staff.