Divinus Arma
06-19-2005, 07:42
I just went out and purchased Imperial Glory. Been playing it for a few nights so I can get a solid "feel": You know, thumbs up or down. Kill or live, right?
So here is my little review:
First of all, the only quote on the box is:
"The detail is enough to make an avowed history junkie go all soggy-eyed"-Yahoo Games Domain
Wow. That is retarded. Yahoo Games Domain also says:
"Undeniably inspired by Creative Assembly's series of Total War historical strategy-tactics games, Imperial Glory captures the period well and shows plenty of promise, but it's let down by a handful of flaws."
I am not going to continue with the TW references because this article is chock full of 'em. Find the Yahoo review yourself at:
http://gamesdomain.yahoo.com/pc/imperial_glory/review/118678
Personally, I prefer this GameSpot comment: "Imperial Glory is a game that wants to be the next Total War." Further, GameSpot says, "However, in copying the formula of Total War, Pyro Studios, the designers of Imperial Glory, have missed the small nuances and details that made the Total War games, in particular Medieval and Rome, something special."
Read the review at: http://www.gamespot.com/pc/strategy/imperialglory/review.html
I am not going any further then that. Why? Because any game reviewer worth his salt is going to make the comparison between IG and TW.
Instead, I will compare them myself:
In a recent thread (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=48921), I predicted that the next TW game would have to cover the imperial period. In fact, I suggested that it has been in the making, but I have no information to support my assumption. I was drooling over the very idea. So when I saw Imperial Glory, I thought GREAT! I don't have to wait after all!
I was wrong and retarded.
For all you TW NAYSAYERS who bitch about RTW, I suggest that you purchase IG. You will then see how a developer can really screw up a game of this type. That's right, you heard me you punks. IG gave me a newfound respect for the attention to detail and hard work of CA. IG is a second hand rip off. A disgusting failure. A miserable disappointment. So here are the details:
Background-
Obviously imperial europe. The world is changing, industrial revolution, guns, blah blah. You know the deal. Cool period.
Game Basics-
It is identical to MTW in THEORY ONLY. Turn based strategy with real time battles. The map is just like MTW, in so much as that you can only move one province at a time. Only it really feels like less than that at times.
Strategic map:
Yay! MTW style map! Same map of mediteranian europe and everything. What? North Africa you say? How Unique (cough) not. Same damn map. identical. No difference. Oh and did I mention that you can only choose from FIVE factions? Yay. I feel like a hamburger, no make that a cheeseburger, never mind, how about a veggie burger? THEY ARE ALL THE SAME! Almost no difference at all. Same troops, different names. Bite me.
Battle map-
YYYYYAGAGAGAGHAHGAGHAHHHHHAHRRRRRRRRRRGHGHHR!!!!!!!!
A nightmare from hell!!!!!!!!! Remember the RTW bug where your troops get all confused and it was a pain getting them to go wherre you want?! Multiply that by TEN, no A HUNDRED!
Please allow me to elaborate so that you may understand the nightmare for yourself. Imagine this: You take the time to organize your formations and group your men, so that you may easily reorganize your men in the heat of battle. Then you get into battle, select the group, and try to place them elsewhere (using a similar directional interface). But guess what? They duplicate whatever formation they are now in! All of your little planning was a waste of time! HAHAHAHA! And even worse: You can't handily press a button and see where they will end up. No, you get a little flag, but only if you press the specific group number. And it doesn't matter, BECAUSE THEY ROTATE OUT OF FORMATION AGAINST YOUR WILL ALL THE FREAKING TIME. As soon as an enemy passes by, they turn and face the enemy, no matter what is coming down the line later. Flanking movement? Great. One damn troop runs by and all the little guys turn and face him. What is worse? There is no formation maintained in battle! You and the enemy just consolidate into a blob. So forget about having actual battle lines. It is pointless. Oh and one more thing. There is no "battle speed slider". So everything takes forever. And there is no morale so everyone fights to the death. Which mean you have to keep going. In slow motion.
Graphics-
Inferior to RTW in everyway. Except for one thing. The 60 man units (you do not get to choose unit size) have like, different faces, and different colors and stuff. Kinda cool. Except there is a problem. The graphics suck cheese anyway so it makes no difference at all!
Naval Combat-
It has naval combat but it is slow and retarded.
Difficulty-
Who cares.
Diplomacy-
I will admit. This is better than TW. Sorry but it is. More options, a little more solid. Defensive alliances and coalitions actually don't get violated. Getting your way is still tough, but not like the "always no" or "yes, but it means nothing" diplomacy of TW. Trade is more comprehensive too. Trade routes are defined clearly and all are directly affected by war. Also, you don't have to kill to take over a country. They have a "sympathy" rating, which, when it gets high enough, gives you the country (or so it says, I haven't had the patience to wait). The diplomact is the only worthwhile item in the game.
Soundtrack-
Do you like the smell of poo? No really. Do you like having your senses assualted by something foul and intrusive? I actually have to turn this music off. "Hi. I am a customer. Can you insult my intelligence, please?" This period has some of the greatest classic composers in the history of the world. Beautiful and powerful music that would just be sweet during a great battle. But do you get to hear any of it? NOPE. It would be awesome and totally appropriate to thrown in some bach, mozart, mendleson (I know spelled wrong). What the hell is wrong with these people. Damn. But you know what? Crap music for a crap game.
Bottom line-
This game is a retarded TW wannabe. Buy it only to fall in love with TW again.
*******The MOst important part of this whole review*******
My Comment to CA: I humbly ask that you do this time period with the justice it deserves. Just do what you do best. I know it will kick arse. Just expand the map in the process please. (what? I can make some demand right? I just kissed your arse, like, hard.) Please. No really. Please? Make this game. I am on my knees. Wait, better yet, my woman is on HER knees...
*wife yells in the background*
I welcome the comments of this enlightened community.
Divinus Arma
So here is my little review:
First of all, the only quote on the box is:
"The detail is enough to make an avowed history junkie go all soggy-eyed"-Yahoo Games Domain
Wow. That is retarded. Yahoo Games Domain also says:
"Undeniably inspired by Creative Assembly's series of Total War historical strategy-tactics games, Imperial Glory captures the period well and shows plenty of promise, but it's let down by a handful of flaws."
I am not going to continue with the TW references because this article is chock full of 'em. Find the Yahoo review yourself at:
http://gamesdomain.yahoo.com/pc/imperial_glory/review/118678
Personally, I prefer this GameSpot comment: "Imperial Glory is a game that wants to be the next Total War." Further, GameSpot says, "However, in copying the formula of Total War, Pyro Studios, the designers of Imperial Glory, have missed the small nuances and details that made the Total War games, in particular Medieval and Rome, something special."
Read the review at: http://www.gamespot.com/pc/strategy/imperialglory/review.html
I am not going any further then that. Why? Because any game reviewer worth his salt is going to make the comparison between IG and TW.
Instead, I will compare them myself:
In a recent thread (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=48921), I predicted that the next TW game would have to cover the imperial period. In fact, I suggested that it has been in the making, but I have no information to support my assumption. I was drooling over the very idea. So when I saw Imperial Glory, I thought GREAT! I don't have to wait after all!
I was wrong and retarded.
For all you TW NAYSAYERS who bitch about RTW, I suggest that you purchase IG. You will then see how a developer can really screw up a game of this type. That's right, you heard me you punks. IG gave me a newfound respect for the attention to detail and hard work of CA. IG is a second hand rip off. A disgusting failure. A miserable disappointment. So here are the details:
Background-
Obviously imperial europe. The world is changing, industrial revolution, guns, blah blah. You know the deal. Cool period.
Game Basics-
It is identical to MTW in THEORY ONLY. Turn based strategy with real time battles. The map is just like MTW, in so much as that you can only move one province at a time. Only it really feels like less than that at times.
Strategic map:
Yay! MTW style map! Same map of mediteranian europe and everything. What? North Africa you say? How Unique (cough) not. Same damn map. identical. No difference. Oh and did I mention that you can only choose from FIVE factions? Yay. I feel like a hamburger, no make that a cheeseburger, never mind, how about a veggie burger? THEY ARE ALL THE SAME! Almost no difference at all. Same troops, different names. Bite me.
Battle map-
YYYYYAGAGAGAGHAHGAGHAHHHHHAHRRRRRRRRRRGHGHHR!!!!!!!!
A nightmare from hell!!!!!!!!! Remember the RTW bug where your troops get all confused and it was a pain getting them to go wherre you want?! Multiply that by TEN, no A HUNDRED!
Please allow me to elaborate so that you may understand the nightmare for yourself. Imagine this: You take the time to organize your formations and group your men, so that you may easily reorganize your men in the heat of battle. Then you get into battle, select the group, and try to place them elsewhere (using a similar directional interface). But guess what? They duplicate whatever formation they are now in! All of your little planning was a waste of time! HAHAHAHA! And even worse: You can't handily press a button and see where they will end up. No, you get a little flag, but only if you press the specific group number. And it doesn't matter, BECAUSE THEY ROTATE OUT OF FORMATION AGAINST YOUR WILL ALL THE FREAKING TIME. As soon as an enemy passes by, they turn and face the enemy, no matter what is coming down the line later. Flanking movement? Great. One damn troop runs by and all the little guys turn and face him. What is worse? There is no formation maintained in battle! You and the enemy just consolidate into a blob. So forget about having actual battle lines. It is pointless. Oh and one more thing. There is no "battle speed slider". So everything takes forever. And there is no morale so everyone fights to the death. Which mean you have to keep going. In slow motion.
Graphics-
Inferior to RTW in everyway. Except for one thing. The 60 man units (you do not get to choose unit size) have like, different faces, and different colors and stuff. Kinda cool. Except there is a problem. The graphics suck cheese anyway so it makes no difference at all!
Naval Combat-
It has naval combat but it is slow and retarded.
Difficulty-
Who cares.
Diplomacy-
I will admit. This is better than TW. Sorry but it is. More options, a little more solid. Defensive alliances and coalitions actually don't get violated. Getting your way is still tough, but not like the "always no" or "yes, but it means nothing" diplomacy of TW. Trade is more comprehensive too. Trade routes are defined clearly and all are directly affected by war. Also, you don't have to kill to take over a country. They have a "sympathy" rating, which, when it gets high enough, gives you the country (or so it says, I haven't had the patience to wait). The diplomact is the only worthwhile item in the game.
Soundtrack-
Do you like the smell of poo? No really. Do you like having your senses assualted by something foul and intrusive? I actually have to turn this music off. "Hi. I am a customer. Can you insult my intelligence, please?" This period has some of the greatest classic composers in the history of the world. Beautiful and powerful music that would just be sweet during a great battle. But do you get to hear any of it? NOPE. It would be awesome and totally appropriate to thrown in some bach, mozart, mendleson (I know spelled wrong). What the hell is wrong with these people. Damn. But you know what? Crap music for a crap game.
Bottom line-
This game is a retarded TW wannabe. Buy it only to fall in love with TW again.
*******The MOst important part of this whole review*******
My Comment to CA: I humbly ask that you do this time period with the justice it deserves. Just do what you do best. I know it will kick arse. Just expand the map in the process please. (what? I can make some demand right? I just kissed your arse, like, hard.) Please. No really. Please? Make this game. I am on my knees. Wait, better yet, my woman is on HER knees...
*wife yells in the background*
I welcome the comments of this enlightened community.
Divinus Arma