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Uesugi Kenshin
06-21-2005, 03:44
Find me an alternative exclamation for Jesus. Though this word has served me quite well in the past it would be nice to have a new and exciting word to replace this tired classic.

Please keep this clean. This is in the frontroom because I want a less offensive word, not a more offensive word.
TheSilverKnight
06-21-2005, 03:53
Find me an alternative exclamation for Jesus. Though this word has served me quite well in the past it would be nice to have a new and exciting word to replace this tired classic.

Please keep this clean. This is in the frontroom because I want a less offensive word, not a more offensive word.

JEEBUS H. CRUST!
KukriKhan
06-21-2005, 04:42
My old Puerto Rican, Catholic g/f used to use:

"Cheese 'n Rice!"

as an alternative expletive when unhappy with me.

Probably makes no sense to non-christians. Always made me hungry. ~:)
Productivity
06-21-2005, 04:47
"Defenestration!"
GoreBag
06-21-2005, 05:00
"BALLS!" Especially fun to say if the "b" is especially loud, like an explosion of rage where the rager is too worried about offending anyone to use a really nasty word.
Muska Burnt
06-21-2005, 05:11
fiddle sticks
KukriKhan
06-21-2005, 05:20
"Defenestration!"

Just toss that one right out the window ~D
ichi
06-21-2005, 06:00
from Apu,

Shiva H. Vishnu

or from the Mormon girls

Oh my heck!

ichi :bow:

how about Gah!?
Roark
06-21-2005, 06:23
I've always liked "Drek!" and "Barnacles!".
English assassin
06-21-2005, 10:11
If "Drokk" is good enough for Judge Dredd then its good enough for you. And its LAWFUL, citizen...

Or you could go all retro with "gosh".
Beirut
06-21-2005, 10:25
My buddy was racing remote control cars in a church basement, did something wrong, and exclaimed "Aw Cheese & Rice!"

The reverend was nearby and congratulated him on his proper swearing.
The_Doctor
06-21-2005, 10:50
Smeg.

Edit: 500th post :balloon2:
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-21-2005, 11:43
Blast, possibly? Or sugar, that's quite amusing in an 'I don't want to swear' way.
Craterus
06-21-2005, 15:00
Go with the classic: "Fudge!"

I always find it funny seeing people saying it in the street in that "I don't want to swear" fashion.
Mikeus Caesar
06-21-2005, 17:24
Eheheh...whenever i do something wrong or need to curse, i just say 'crud' or 'biscuits'. Especially biscuits, because rather like NeonGod's suggestion, Balls, if the B is said loud enough it sounds quite impressive, in a funny way.
Duke Malcolm
06-21-2005, 17:28
Gordon Bennett, that's always a good one
Kaiser of Arabia
06-21-2005, 17:43
my classic F*************c* (the long line of *s is an extended vowel)
Procrustes
06-21-2005, 17:54
Be like Yosemite Sam - "Jumpin' Jehosephat!" Or how 'bout "Great Horney-toads!"
The Wizard
06-21-2005, 18:03
Typhus zeg!

Alternate with desired disease. Only cool if you speak Dutch ~;)
King Henry V
06-21-2005, 18:16
"Oh Shazbad!", "Smorgasbord!", "In the name of the Jumping Jews of Jerusalem......." and "In the name of Bonaparte's Buttocks....." ( I get my inspiration from Blackadder) I find quite amusing.
Don Corleone
06-21-2005, 19:36
"Alabaster box of cramma-pujets..." properly muttered, sounds pretty threatening. Just ask this guy...

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/tharris00/yosemite.jpg
Uesugi Kenshin
06-21-2005, 22:15
Defenestration is a wonderful and obscure word....

I am not looking for a new word simply so that I won't swear, I swear a good deal, it is just to find out what you guys have. Some of your suggestions were quite amusing..... Keep 'em coming.
asilv
06-21-2005, 23:09
Voi torstai!
xemitg
06-22-2005, 02:19
try some kind of a "GHAAA" it does wonders.
Kaiser of Arabia
06-22-2005, 02:26
[censored] peice of [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] lickin [censored]!
Uesugi Kenshin
06-22-2005, 03:26
Voi torstai!


What does that mean?

BTW about "Gah!" I don't do so well with the non-word explicatives, no idea why but it just doesn't work for me...
IrishMike
06-22-2005, 03:33
Ripper is a good one, or Crickie!
Quietus
06-22-2005, 05:13
"shoot", "sheesh" or "bullshoes". NeonGod beat me to the "balls". ~:) :charge:
Sasaki Kojiro
06-22-2005, 05:39
Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire?
GoreBag
06-22-2005, 05:52
NeonGod beat me to the "balls". ~:) :charge:

If I had a nickel for every time...
IrishMike
06-22-2005, 05:58
You know that didn't even strike me as perverted until you came along and said the nickle business. Dang my mind must be getting slow.
GoreBag
06-22-2005, 06:54
You know that didn't even strike me as perverted until you came along and said the nickle business. Dang my mind must be getting slow.

I do my best.