Think Of Your Own Total War Unit [Archive]

Abokasee

06-25-2005, 13:11

YEP THE MESSAGES IS IN THE TITLE THINK OF YOUR OWN UNIT TELL US WHAT IT HAS AND STUFF EXAMPLE:

Abokasix samurai
kills enemy by annoying them also kicks ass in combat armed in titainium samurai armor and an extra LONG samurai blade this kicks ass (look in a post by me in cout down to open beta bartix for image)

you also have to beat the other persons unit! ~:eek:

also say how it will!!!

edyzmedieval

06-25-2005, 13:26

King Edward Cavalry

The most powerful cavalry in the world. It starts with maximum armour, swords and valour and it's unbeatable. The commander(me ~D ) has maximum stats( Influence, Piety, Dread, Command, Acumen)

Craterus

06-25-2005, 13:26

Beating the unit above:

Grenade Samurais

A unit that throws grenades at enemies. Also very experienced fighters. This unit contains 1 million samurais, armed with aforementioned grenades and a long samurai sword. They have steel samurai armour.

edyzmedieval

06-25-2005, 13:33

Edwardian tanks

These tanks are a combination of T34, Sherman and King Tiger I and are the best tanks in the world!!! Only 60 exist and have been made during the reign of King Edward I Longshanks to defeat the Scots and Welsh

King Henry V

06-25-2005, 14:04

Rolandian Foot Knights
Utterly fearless and the most superb foot knights to fight on the field. Small in number, but a handful can easily slaughter an army of thousands. Also comes with Oliverian Axemen.
Warning: Due to their bravery, they find retreat impossible and are quite impetuous.

edyzmedieval

06-25-2005, 14:20

Edwardeos Kilibanophoroius

Utterly fearless and hugely powerful cavalry trained within the great walls of Constantinople. They are often impetous and they do not know the words "fear" or "retreat". Their bows can reach up to 500m and their steel plate mail armor make them unbeatable cavalry.

King Ragnar

06-25-2005, 14:26

King Ragnars Royal Guard

These men carry long spears that destroy cavelry, they can hide anywere and wait for the enemy to get close to them then they jump out on the unknowing cavelry, charge at them with spears whilst other member hurl javelins, rocks and heads of defeated enemys,they aim for the horses when the rider is on the floor they take no prisoners usually beheading the rider instantly.

Beirut

06-25-2005, 14:49

Beirut's Bowmen

Long range archers. High mobility. Quick speed. Great accuracy. Appear and disappear like the wind, dissolving into the forest before the flight of arrows has even landed. Re-appearing elsewhere to unleash another devasting and unstoppable volley.

A 15th century MLRS system. :knight:

Craterus

06-25-2005, 17:48

LOTR fellowship.

Band of unbeatable fighters. Each man in the unit boasts a different talent. One is the best bowman to have graced the earth. Another wields a large axe, short in stature but very strong, etc.

Sjakihata

06-25-2005, 18:07

Fat man with great influence

You will not want to mess with this guy, unless you wish the doom of your own world.
The man hides in an advanced bunker complex, and will detect when an attack is forthcoming. If such an attack is detected, he will uses his influence and press the big red button, thus launching billions of nukes on the aggressors homelands. This unit is strictly defensive and has no mobility.

tibilicus

06-25-2005, 18:31

Tibeliers

Aleat cavalry me who posess the skill to skirmish and attak. Great alround units. Among the fastest and finest horsemen know to man kind.
Wow. Only Abokasee could make a thread as good as this. Well done mate!

Abokasee

06-25-2005, 18:39

Super kantanna porn stars (lol)
seduce enemy to come near when their off there hosre they cut their heads off.

quote from max payne two:
Love hurts...

King Henry V

06-25-2005, 18:41

Totally Useless People
These must be the worst fighters the world has ever known. Extremely poor morale (they only joined up because Mummy said so), they have as much armour as a worm and armed with only a blunt pencil. Man, even a o valour/armour/attack peasant can beat these guys. And that's with one hand tied behind his back and blindfolded! These people are fast, but only if they're running away.

Abokasee

06-25-2005, 18:45

Auradoa Bomber

The biggest fastest deadlyest bomber of all time these things easily bomb punny peasents and other things

(you are aloud to say about buildings to!)

Moros

06-25-2005, 19:24

magic walking pies.
they use their magic powers and shoot nuclear bombs at you, there are many types: apple pie, cherry,...
damn I'm hungry.

Big King Sanctaphrax

06-25-2005, 19:41

More suitable for the Entrance Hall, I think.

King Ragnar

06-25-2005, 19:43

Huge Fat Man

He is imune to nuclear bombs as he was hit by one at a early age and survived,loves pies and will eat anything,his only weakness exercise.

Spartiate

06-25-2005, 19:53

Hibernian Singing Fat Lady

Attack her if you dare because as soon as she sings................

Viking

06-25-2005, 20:13

Viking Elephants

These enormous creatures scares the crap out of everybody they meet.
They are 3 meter tall and come from the deepest fjords of Norway. They wear armour of titanium so they can easily withstand heavy machine gun fire.

They can`t run amok `cause I stuffed their ears with potatoes so they can`t hear anything ~:cheers:

Rodion Romanovich

06-25-2005, 20:53

Atom bomb!

Beats viking elephants by dropping the bomb from 1000ft!

Armored atom bomb!

Same as the atom bomb, but with extra armor so it can resist attacks and defusing attempts better!

Kataphraktos atom bombs!

With armor covering everything except the button which starts the countdown!

Rodion Romanovich

06-25-2005, 20:56

Huge Fat Man

He is imune to nuclear bombs as he was hit by one at a early age and survived,loves pies and will eat anything,his only weakness exercise.

Beaten by light pizza delivery peltastoi. Their light armament allows them to deliver pizzas at a high enough speed to give the huge fat man a heart attack

Uesugi Kenshin

06-26-2005, 03:05

Kenshin's Atheist Brigade

Extremely disciplined atheists, immune to inquisitions, armed with Naginatas and XM-8's. Defeat the pizza delivery man by stopping him in his tracks with questions on his piety and stubborn debate on religion.

barocca

06-26-2005, 05:16

CountMRVHS

06-26-2005, 06:34

Rock.

Has the ability to smash through paper at will.

Yup, nothin' beats good ol' Rock.

edyzmedieval

06-26-2005, 09:50

Kataphraktos Universalos Atomicos Bombos

The most powerful atomic bomb, heavily armored, and when it explodes, it destroyes the whole Universe ~D

Conqueror

06-26-2005, 10:19

Samurai Waki

06-26-2005, 10:46

The Totalwar.Org Nerds

This unit WOULD be devastating, if not for the reason that they all sit complacently in front of their computers typing insults and rebuttlas to each other in some pointless thread in the backroom. And when they read this, they will get angry and start a Flame War... of which the rest of the Org doesn't Care... unfortunately this anger cannot be harnessed, for it's locked into the square radius of the user. This unit is not totally useless however, as they may distract a curious enemy... in the end however, this unit always destroys itself, and everything within a 1 inch radius around it. Users Be Warned.

Brutus

06-26-2005, 13:28

Brabanconne Mercenary Soldiers. Master looters, will steal anything, as long as it is valuable. They will loot anything made of gold, any atom bomb, as well as any sharp object or computer the enemy uses against them. They will sell it on the black market, go with their money to the pub and get extremely drunk.

Secondary attack: Bad Alcohol Breath: stunnes and defeats any enemy within 5 metres distance.

Rodion Romanovich

06-26-2005, 14:21

The Midas Brigade

anything that even touches this unit turns to gold
(due to the unit being impervious to anything MADE of gold the agressor is naturally thus neutralised)

a real source of wealth for the wielder of such a unit!!!

atomic weapons are not yet IN any TotalWar release, and even then the explosion itself turns to gold dust - harmeless to The Midas Brigade

arrows become gold upon contact, same with any projectiles

Clever, but also water and food turn into gold upon contact, so the Midas Brigade tend to die from starvation after a few days. They are best defeated by light unarmed horsemen who can stay out of the way until their enemy gets hungry/thirsty, or by maintaining siege instead of assaulting ~D

barocca

06-26-2005, 14:39

Clever, but also water and food turn into gold upon contact, so the Midas Brigade tend to die from starvation after a few days. They are best defeated by light unarmed horsemen who can stay out of the way until their enemy gets hungry/thirsty, or by maintaining siege instead of assaulting ~D

Check and Mate
:bow:

thus far the most powerful unit is light unarmed horsemen with patience and a packed lunch
:bow:

Ianofsmeg16

06-26-2005, 14:46

smeg legions!!! need i say any more?
we are armed with high tech laser bazookoids and ride around in an out of date star freighter named starbug.....kick yo ass!!!

Evil_Maniac From Mars

06-26-2005, 18:32

Evil's Light Infantry

Very strong troops with tons of stamina. Encased in titanium armour. Mini-nukes instead of hand grenades, but their special anti-radiation blasts make them impervious. Also armed with assault sniper rifles with mini-nuke launchers. Have tiny Jewish Zealot knives which can instantly slay anyone.

Now have nightmares about my heavy infantry.....

Cebrus

06-26-2005, 18:39

Nile Crocodiles
They work by the same principle as wardogs. But instead of routing just the enemy the also rout all of your units. What results is a chain reaction of routs that spreads across the entire battlefield. Ironically, the crocs are just not fast enough to catch anyone.

Fallout Fanbase
The most hysterical and hard-to-satisfy group of fans ever. Run around the map upturning every tree and razing every city to make the game look more like Fallout.

Colovion

06-26-2005, 19:51

Legion of Forks
Slow. Heavy armour. Fat. Reduces moral. Each general assigned to guide them will, over a number of turns, gain the "Lazy" and "Glutton" traits. The food in the region of this unit is depleted ever so quickly and the populace begins to post signs on the walls saying "Death to the Forks" and "Forks!? We don't want em!" On the battlefield the best tactic against them is to destroy them before they eat all of the food in the area. When you click on them they say "Use the Forks" for their prompt. Sometimes on the battlefield they get a rumbly tumbly and begin feasting on any nearby elephants, dogs or enemy soldiers. ~:eek: Don't put them near any unit you care about, this unit is renound for their flatulence and burping that has been known to deforest entire regions.

Brutus

06-26-2005, 20:00

My new Elite BMS (Brabanconne Mercenary Soldiers) will loot any place once they get there. Not only will this increase your treasury, but any spare money they will instantly spend on more alcohol. Their breath will rout any unit within 20 metres and kill any within 5. Also, their inclination to sing very, very badly when drunk will make the population of entire cities beg you to be enslaved and be send to the other side of your empire.

Therefore, however, they are extremely unfit for garrison duty.

Kagemusha

06-26-2005, 20:44

Kagemushas Stinky hangover bastards.(KMSHOB.)
These guys cripple any economies by eating all fastfood reserves and drinking all liquids they stamble upon.This can lead to many disastrous things.Also their hidious looks and terrible smell can and will break down any deacent human beeing.(Tested on humans.) :bow:
~:cheers:

British Mutt + Viking

06-27-2005, 03:31

I would just add in a good ol' British Rugby team unit for the British in RTW and MTW:VI, a unit of rough and ready gits who will politely challenge the enemy to a game with nice clean uniforms, beat the bloody hell of each other, and leave the field in bloody, tattered, and filthy uniforms. The Rugby players would then invite the enemy to drinks at the pub. The idea is to make it possible to weaken your enemy and not have to go to full scale war. He will be beaten up from the game, drunk from the beers, and have to put down a bloody rebellion by the dry-cleaners in all his provinces and cities when they see the uniforms they are told to clean. Not to mention, all the people who will have lost their bets on the home-team will go bonkers when they find out they lost.

Azi Tohak

06-27-2005, 03:38

Azi's Drunk ________ Fans

The ______ can be fans of American Football, Soccer, Rugby, Cricket (I guess, or do their drunks just fall asleep?) or any other sport where people find drinking to be more entertaining than the game itself.

Their off (both tune and lyrics) ballads are sure to strengthen any nearby units. However, in battle they are pretty much worthless (think Sparabara from RTR) unless confronted by a similar foe unit. Then will ensue a brawl which would range through any bars on the map, finally ending with both sides in the local jail, where they proceed to make up (as they sober up) and decide to find another unit to go kick the crap out of.

Azi

edyzmedieval

06-27-2005, 07:27

Tracy McGrady

The best basketball player, better than Jordan!!! ~D

Muska Burnt

06-27-2005, 07:57

it would be cool to see some hoplite where they form up like a hegdehog with pikes in a 360 so they can't get flanked

Mongoose

06-27-2005, 19:02

The REAL Ultimate Ninja!!!1! (http://www.realultimatepower.net/)

Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.

:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh3: :laugh3:

I love that site. :charge:

And if you don't think that they have real, ultimate power, you need to get a life before they cut your head off. ~;)

Colovion

06-27-2005, 21:47

it would be cool to see some hoplite where they form up like a hegdehog with pikes in a 360 so they can't get flanked

yeah and create something like the swiss did with their hedgehog of pikes covering their archers/ranged soldiers :2thumbsup:

Muska Burnt

06-28-2005, 05:34

o my idea already taken i wouldn't know since i never palyed m:tw

King Arthur

06-28-2005, 14:36

I have the ultimate unit which will destroy any other.... ~:)
the English football hooligan unit ~D ... indestructible

is constantly drunk = good stamina (if it wasn't for his beer belly) ~D

can sustain power water pump attacks from local police.

may charge without orders.(takes orders from nobody ,not even Sven Goran Erikson)

poor armour protection = is often seen in foreign football tournament hosting countries , wearing nothing on his top.

but good charge bonus especially against enemy police.

good at fighting in any weather = because he is up for a ruck at any time ~D

English stiff upper lip = will not rout they will fight to death.

cannot sap = as he doesn't take orders

fervent nationalism= their pride for their country lead them to take any opportunity at fighting Johnny foreigner for his country.

I am as it happens English but i don't mind poking fun at myself ~;)

Arrowhead

06-28-2005, 17:51

The Arrowmasters. A mix of archers. Light archers, heavy archers and medium archers. 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 unit size.
Very very veryveryveryveryveryveryvery VERY Hardy.Very very veryveryveryveryveryveryvery VERY Fast.
Very very veryveryveryveryveryveryvery VERY good stamina.
Each man has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 arrows and 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 mini nukes.Oh and they have the strength of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 men. And are as good at fighting with swords as 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 men. And one man's armour was forged by 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 men. Each man has the morale of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Arrowmasters. I think thats all...

ichi

06-28-2005, 18:44

ichi's fire crew, the ability to shoot fire into enemy formations, the lay fire on the ground to burn through enemy formations, produce smoke to obscure troop movements, and destroy forested areas to remove hiding places. Armed with axes, chainsaws, and shovels for melee combact. Unruly and expensive, this unit must have access to coffee.

Mrs ichi proposed the household faction, which includes giant walking flyswatters (little legs, swatting anything in front of them, they get the Evil Star Wars Theme, da dant da da) playing as they march, and a similar broom unit to sweep the area clean of debris post battle. Any gold that comes near her is instantly transformed into jewelry.

ichi :bow:

undoubtedly the best thread in many weeks

Arrowhead

06-28-2005, 20:27

Drisos

06-29-2005, 12:48

~:) The Ichi-drisos/drisos-Ichi chef unit.

Excellent chef for in an army. Ability to microwave burrito's. Can power up soldiers simply by creating a meal.

Copyright

ingredients: etc, etc.

Use at your own risk. We are not responsible for any failed burrito's.

Drisos company.

ichi

07-02-2005, 01:55

Hold on. Don't tell me. The fire crew can cook burritos on their flamethrowers?

you take your burrito and place it on your shovel, then hold the shovel over the fire. Works best if you smoke while it cooks.

ichi ~:cheers:

Abokasee

07-02-2005, 09:21

WORM
From worms 3D

These worm are very dangorus and are equiped with every weopon of the past,present and future! 200 hitpoints attack varies on weopon defence N/A ~;)

Jimmytwohand

07-02-2005, 09:25

International Politicians

Pits all of the above against each other and then plays bridge and drinks port to decide who becomes overlord of the blood drenched, lightly smoking ruins of Earth. Bow down before my protracted debates and ludicrous quantities of paperwork! ~D

PS Hello all.

Abokasee

07-02-2005, 09:45

NUKER ROCKETEER MACHINE GUNNER

THESE TOTALY OWN COS THEY FIRE 100 NUKE ROCKETS A SECOND BOW TO NUKULAR OWER :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

Somebody Else

07-02-2005, 10:09

War-mice. A low upkeep unit, that causes havoc amongst enemy elephant units. As they are very small, they are almost impossible to hit. Also effective against screaming women.

Enoch

07-05-2005, 10:36

Enoch the great, living among gods and trained in their arts. Walks the earth to deal justice where it is needed. On the battlefield he is a solitary warrior against his enemy.
By his voice they cower.
By his word destruction rains from the heavens.
By his command the ground opens and receives its prey.
By his stare death is distributed unsparingly.
By his mind nothing physical can harm him.
By his touch the world goes under; sic transit gloria mundi.

Lemur

07-06-2005, 06:56

The Fightin' Lemurs

They're prosimian and angry about it. I know, I know, they don't sound very threatening, but do you really want to face off against this?

http://www.eyesondesign.net/2002gallery/lemur.jpg

Papewaio

07-06-2005, 07:02

Anything that large that can sit in a tree and poop on me is something to fear. ~:eek:

Crazed Rabbit

07-06-2005, 22:19

The Airborne Lawyers. You airdrop them into enemy countries in large numbers, and they wreck havoc on the efficiency and production of everything in the country.

And if the first wave doesn't work, you give the second wave parachutes.

Crazed Rabbit

British Mutt + Viking

07-20-2005, 00:56

On a more serious note, as I look at the units in this game, I find there is only one type of unit that is really under-represented in most of the games, & that is those who can conceal in the open (or more easily in trees). I have personally rigged several unit types to conceal in the open, but only those which have special reasons to, like celtic-warriors which were famed for their ability to literally rise from the very earth (they didn't mind sleeping on dirt, & they had no trouble sleeping directly in it either!) to ambush enemy columns.

Advo-san

07-20-2005, 08:58

Advo-san

07-20-2005, 14:05

:end: Archbishops and foot Archbishops

These light armoured, armed with gospels, bearded units when unleached in the battlefield will start to sexually harass enemy soldiers, causing them to flee. During sieges, you can have them stick their foot in their mouth (thus creating the mighty foot archbishops), which allows them to chant so bad that the besieged force will HAVE to surrender immediately.

Sir Toma of Spain

07-22-2005, 07:53

The best fighting men in all of the univerese...wait for it...

30 clones of me!!! absolutely unbeatable :duel: :charge:

Geoffrey S

07-22-2005, 12:29

What about the Krikkit robots (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)?

Advo-san

07-27-2005, 13:52

Cmon!! This thread cannot die! Any ideas of new units?

Craterus

07-27-2005, 13:59

SAS (Small Aborigine (sp?) Supermice)

Sir Toma of Spain

07-28-2005, 07:19

SAS (Small Aborigine (sp?) Supermice)

lol ~:) ~:) ~:)

Brutus

07-28-2005, 10:07

Angry Editors

They slump unto the battlefield with their cups of coffee and start harassing the enemy asking them why they haven't turned in their articles yet and thus making them all have to go and write something. When the enemy turns in its articles, the AE's start editing quite fast and start cutting up the work and shout at the enemy that "Warband" shouldn't be spelled with a capital "W" in this case and that the articles are at least 2000 words too long and if they don't come up with any decent work they really shouldn't be writing anything but just get jobs as toilet-cleaners as they are clearly a bunch of idiots who wrote the worst bit of scientific crap since the publisher's nephew was allowed to write an article about the French Revolution, really, they haven't seen anything quite as crappy as this and because of them now they will all miss their deadlines and they wish they had another job not quite as pointless as this but Oh well. This will cause the enemy to shy away in shame and go and sob in a corner of the battlefield, after which the AE's go forth on their journey (quite quickly, as they are all caffeine-addicts) to harass anyone else they encounter.

Yes, I am in fact now editing an article... :furious3:

Seamus Fermanagh

07-28-2005, 15:27

Faux:

SW Imperial Storm Troopers:

Heavily armored, quick moving, medium range misile weapon capable of nearly 100% accuracy/kill rating versus peasants/watch; normal ability versus line troops, but less than 5% accuracy against an opposing general. Troops always choose frontal assault (thus allowing the AI to run this effectively).

Real:

Fenian Infantry:

2 HP, Hastati-like (peltasts with sword backup), flesh armor, very fast, morale 9.

Ideally, this would be for an Irish faction, that I could then use to pound the Icenii et. al into scrap.

Captain-Tiguris

07-28-2005, 20:04

Moose-riding Polar Bears

The ultimate in freaky infantry. Its simple, combine a vegatarian Polour Bear with a super fast moose. The bear is armed with a pair of forks and the moose is wearing a Winnie the Pooh shirt and a mini skirt and shouts: 'MAAAAAA!' whilst in battle.

They travel in flocks of 2 and laugh at anything smaller of less-stupid then them before smiting them down with a mighty 'MAAAA!!'

swirly_the_toilet_fish

07-29-2005, 05:34

Modern Americans. Enough said.

Strappy Horse

07-29-2005, 11:19

~:joker: An office full of lawyers here found it a damn fine idea!!

You mean the bit about the parachutes ~D

Advo-san

07-29-2005, 13:01

dingoden

07-29-2005, 13:58

Me I'm my own Legend

Afro Thunder

07-29-2005, 14:50

Ex-girlfriends

This unit will be deployed in the battlefield in masses. Once ordered to attack, they will start telling enemy soldiers what pigs they had been, how awfull they treated their ex-girlfriends, that they should be ashamed and that they 'll burn in hell ALONE for sure, that they 've been given the gift of love and they 've thrown it away and that they are never to call them again! EVER!
This will cause massive enemy routings and even a few casualties, since some troops will kill themselves out of guilt.

That will of course only happen to the weak and inferior soldiers. The elite hard-chargers (Praetorians, Chosen Swords, Spartan Hoplites, etc.) will not be affected by this unit. In fact, they will most likely just mercilessly slaughter them.
:knight:

Abokasee

07-29-2005, 16:06

THE SUN AND MARTIANS

THE MARTIANS MOVE THE OZO LAIR AWAY SO THE SUNS ULTRA VIOLANT RAYS BURN EVERY BODY AHAHAHAHAHA :dizzy2:

Seamus Fermanagh

07-29-2005, 16:45

Modern Americans. Enough said.

Too cruel. Remember, we have to have game balance here. ~;)

swirly_the_toilet_fish

07-29-2005, 17:57

True, true. How about human-sized Hamster samurai? With their teeth to chew through armour and their swords, they could hack through lightly armoured infantry without resistance. Plus, they could have bonuses for fighting in winter due to their fur.

manbaps

07-29-2005, 19:12

The best fighting men in all of the univerese...wait for it...

30 clones of me!!! absolutely unbeatable :duel: :charge:

Some sort of geek squad i presume then ~:)

SpawnOfEbil

07-29-2005, 19:39

That will of course only happen to the weak and inferior soldiers. The elite hard-chargers (Praetorians, Chosen Swords, Spartan Hoplites, etc.) will not be affected by this unit. In fact, they will most likely just mercilessly slaughter them.
:knight:

It is also unlikely to ever work on the Theban Sacred Band.

dingoden

07-30-2005, 05:12

on second thought, my Mum
on third thought, the rest of my family
it gets harder and harder.

Advo-san

08-01-2005, 08:35

That will of course only happen to the weak and inferior soldiers. The elite hard-chargers (Praetorians, Chosen Swords, Spartan Hoplites, etc.) will not be affected by this unit. In fact, they will most likely just mercilessly slaughter them.
:knight:
.....for each weapon there 's a counter-measure..... ~:cheers:

m52nickerson

08-02-2005, 02:03

Polish Drunken Bastards, this unit runs on to the field buck-ass-naked with a short sword in one hand and a mug of ale in the other. They have a massave charge bonus and are almost impossible to kill in the first few minutes of any battle. They soon start to pass out and are easily killed or just left to drowned in there own vomit.

bubbanator

08-02-2005, 04:35

32nd mechanized cohort

A large brigade of M1A1 Abrams Tanks. They have an insanely high deffense rating because of its depleted uranium armor. Their secondary weapon is their 50 cal. machine gun. Basicly, they shoot things with big guns. What they can't shoot (or what is uneffected by explosives/50 cal bullets) they run over.

Here is another:

The Death Star. If all of your cities are taken on the land, just destroy the entire planet. Works like a charm.

Or if you want an actual RTW unit (kinda)

Royal Spartan Urban First Chosen Cataphract Cohort. Basicaly a big group of spartan urban cohort chosen armored generals on cataphracts. They have the phalanx capability and can charge at full speed even when in phalanx. They have 17 and a half hp each. The armor and attack of the rider and horse are incredibly high.

^^
someone on the forums said something like that a long time ago.

Cannibal

08-04-2005, 02:59

Bruce "Die Hard" Willis, no supporting army needed.

Unkillable, Unstopable.

Cannibal.

bubbanator

08-04-2005, 16:05

I know the perfect one:

The Govinator.

He has many forms of attack and can hide anywhere as a kindergarten teacher. He can also go all Rambo style and kill hundreds of people with one clip of ammo (like he did in so many movies) also, the enemies always somehow miss him when they are fireing at him. What he can not shoot or stab to death, he goes back to California and calls in a tactical nuclear strike against the enemy and all of their homelands, along with all of their allies, friends, and close aquantinces.

Abokasee

08-04-2005, 18:10

GODS TANKS BATTLION AND ANGELS WITH NUKE POWERD MACHINE GUNS

Well thats thats enought said.....GODS ARMY EASILY KILL EVIL CIVILLIAN KILLER

VikingOfThule

08-06-2005, 01:11

Chechen Zealots

Cartwheel into enemy provinces and blow up their children, decreasing populations.

Abokasee

08-09-2005, 18:50

REAPTING SUPER ACCURATE HEAVY OMANGERS

Its in the Name....it aslo can fire plauged missles,human missles,flaming missles and reapting ballasita (never runs out of ammo) NOTE: reapting ballasita missle fires reapting ballistia from the omangers and reapting ballasitia misse will fire at targets whilst in the air and does the same affect as a normal missle when it lands.

:coffeenews: :evil3:

yesdachi

08-09-2005, 20:06

An entire unit of rabbits from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Tim: There he is!
King Arthur: Where?
Tim: There!
King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim: It *is* the rabbit!
King Arthur: You silly sod!
Tim: What?
King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

A unit of Sumo Warriors would be pretty cool too.

Csargo

08-09-2005, 22:13

Suicide Bombers
self explanitory
~:eek:

Taurus

08-10-2005, 00:20

Vip3r Warriors

Papewaio

08-10-2005, 01:00

Due to the political nature of this thread derailing it from an entrance hall topic it will be moved to the Backroom.

Note to all Terrorism and Suicide Bombings is not a PG topic.

Abokasee

08-10-2005, 09:49

this thread keeps being moved back and forth anywho

URBAN BALLASTIA COHORTS

simply purban cohorts wiith hand held ballastias and they fight realy good in close combat too! ~D

The Stranger

08-10-2005, 18:23

man (^) youre a devil. ~D.

Spam Knights of Emperor Umeu 1 of Spamomia

Abokasee

08-10-2005, 21:10

A thingy mejeger

a special agent unit......a general can use these bristolians too cofunse them of which way to guy eg:

GO UP DE THINGY MEJERGERY THAN GO TO HEEBEEJEER
THEN ERRM USE THE STICK LOOKING THING TO OPEN THE REALY REALY REALY BIG DOOR.........