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caesar44
06-30-2005, 21:10
well ?
PanzerJaeger
06-30-2005, 21:16
Is this about condoms? Because if it is I will state here and now that the backroom does not need a thread about condoms.. ever!
Ser Clegane
06-30-2005, 21:20
well ?
~:confused:
that the backroom does not need a thread about condoms.. ever!
Why not? Any traumatic experiences? ~:handball:
:condom:
...Didn't work :shame:
Edit: Oh, there is a poll.
Ser Clegane
06-30-2005, 21:27
Ah ... that's better ~D
Ideally having drunken sex while watching a football match ... perhaps argueing afterwards :furious3:
South Park covers most of them.
Tough, but I reckon that sex has got all of them beat.
Oh, where is “reading while in the bathroom”?
Don Corleone
06-30-2005, 21:31
Ceasar, next poll like this you do, you have to use the 'identify how people voted' option. I want to know what weenie voted "Philosophy" as the source of man's pleasure... :dizzy2:
Sounds like it might be time for Beirut & I to make another roadtrip... this time to drag somebody's sorry ass out for some brews & wings at Hooters, and see if we can't change their mind.
Papewaio
06-30-2005, 21:32
Sorry there is a convention in the Org that when you make a poll one of the options must be Gah! or one of its variants. It serves as the neutral option.
Gah = head soup.
edyzmedieval
06-30-2005, 21:40
:laugh: :laugh2: I'm on the floor......
Philosophy as a man's pleasure???? :dizzy2: ~:eek: :laugh:
I voted "To play basketball" as a man's pleasure.... It's my hobby ~D
Second, Medieval history
Third, to watch beautiful babes roll on the Landstrasse.... ~D
Simple....
t1master
06-30-2005, 21:48
beer
caesar44
06-30-2005, 21:51
Ah ... that's better ~D
Ideally having drunken sex while watching a football match ... perhaps argueing afterwards :furious3:
That is a good one Ser :medievalcheers:
edyzmedieval
06-30-2005, 21:54
Basketball rulzzz the world..... It's much better than beer....
Better than sex, I can't tell, because I'm only 14....
caesar44
06-30-2005, 22:00
Sorry there is a convention in the Org that when you make a poll one of the options must be Gah! or one of its variants. It serves as the neutral option.
Gah = head soup.
Well , how can I do that , now ?
Wait a moment , you are telling me that there is no choice for you ? hhhmmm ...interesting....
doc_bean
06-30-2005, 23:12
Philosophy, but in the broad sense, as in discussing and thinking about different viewpoints to life, the universe and everything else.
I'm also convinced men spend more time talking about sex, or looking at women or pictures of women than actually having sex.
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-30-2005, 23:20
I'm also convinced men spend more time talking about sex, or looking at women or pictures of women than actually having sex.
Surely that's just a matter of opportunity? If you have hot and cold running talent on tap, you aren't going to waste time looking at pictures.
Togakure
06-30-2005, 23:25
Surely that's just a matter of opportunity? If you have hot and cold running talent on tap, you aren't going to waste time looking at pictures.
Indeed ... I've never met anyone in a rock band who was much into porn, lol.
EDIT: Dammit ... just realized I posted in the dung heap ... I mean Back Room.
*goes off to punish self*
PanzerJaeger
06-30-2005, 23:35
Cursed be the day I forget to TiVo Oprah! :rolleyes3:
bmolsson
07-01-2005, 04:21
Sex without competition. The only reason I am in this forum arguing with Pindar is that I am to old to have sex all the time..... ~;)
Ser Clegane
07-01-2005, 08:26
just realized I posted in the dung heap ... I mean Back Room.
Hey - you're talking about my home here :stare:
*goes off to punish self*
May I assist you? :whip: ~D
Samurai Waki
07-01-2005, 08:38
Well I am on a tropical Island in the Caribbean with beautiful women in nearly transparent bikinis sunbathing all the time. You'd think that something would have to happen eventually. And it Did. 8-9 Times for the last month and a half I've been here. Hurray For Me! :pimp2:
Togakure
07-01-2005, 09:08
Hey - you're talking about my home here :stare:
May I assist you? :whip: ~D
Meant in good fun ... not intended as an insult.
And no, you are too nice and not nearly ugly enough (my guess is you'd look ridiculous in studded black leather, and I don't think those skinny arms could swing the double-wide nearly hard enough; prolly just make me giggle ... ~D ).
Hmm ... then again ... do you like to be punished? I'm quite good, and I do doubles too, as you are committed to someone else ... ~;) If you're interested, take the highway South out of Reno, go about two miles past the Wild Mare Funhouse, and take the side road down Happy Fetish Lane. It's the fourth trailer on the left. Just listen and you'll know which one, but be careful not to bother my neighbor Beastie ... he's into ... other stuff. A bit hard to stomach for the "normal" folks, I think.
Ok, ok ... sorry ... back on topic. I just couldn't resist, hehe.
Ser Clegane
07-01-2005, 09:14
Meant in good fun ... not intended as an insult.
No insult taken - I just felt obliged to act like a prima donna ~D
Hmm ... then again ... do you like to be punished? I'm quite good, and I do doubles too, as you are committed to someone else ... ~;) If you're interested, take the highway South out of Reno, go about two miles past the Wild Mare Funhouse, and take the side road down Happy Fetish Lane. It's the fourth trailer on the left. Just listen and you'll know which one, but be careful not to bother my neighbor Beastie ... he's into ... other stuff. A bit hard to stomach for the "normal" folks, I think.
Now we're talking about real men's pleasure :biker:
Franconicus
07-01-2005, 10:04
Philosophy of course. I am a follower of Epikur; You know that sex and drugs and Rock'n'Roll stuff ~:cheers:
edyzmedieval
07-01-2005, 10:41
Well I am on a tropical Island in the Caribbean with beautiful women in nearly transparent bikinis sunbathing all the time. You'd think that something would have to happen eventually. And it Did. 8-9 Times for the last month and a half I've been here. Hurray For Me! :pimp2:
You are kidding right?!
If no, prepare for TOTAL WAR! :knight: :duel: :charge: ~D
King Henry V
07-01-2005, 10:48
Well I seriously think that Man has no greater pleasure than sex, if it wasn't the case, we wouldn't be here, would we? However, as not having experienced it (I'm only 14), I would say that discussing politics is the best on the list.
Samurai Waki
07-01-2005, 11:02
You are kidding right?!
If no, prepare for TOTAL WAR! :knight: :duel: :charge: ~D
Ney sir! now have at you! :knight: :duel: :charge:
Snowhobbit
07-01-2005, 13:12
How come reading a book isn't there?! :book:
:help:
caesar44
07-01-2005, 13:46
How come reading a book isn't there?! :book:
:help:
Well , there is something about your comment . :book: :book: :book: :book:
A.Saturnus
07-01-2005, 13:48
Philosophy of course. I am a follower of Epikur; You know that sex and drugs and Rock'n'Roll stuff ~:cheers:
Actually, Epicur said that a glass of wine and a slice of cheese are a feast. Accodring to him, it is bad to have to many desires.
caesar44
07-01-2005, 14:50
Actually, Epicur said that a glass of wine and a slice of cheese are a feast. Accodring to him, it is bad to have to many desires.
He was living in a doghouse , wasn't he ? or it was diogenes , can't remember
doc_bean
07-01-2005, 22:52
Surely that's just a matter of opportunity? If you have hot and cold running talent on tap, you aren't going to waste time looking at pictures.
People have sex (on average) twice a week (or less), how much time is spent looking at that beautiful woman at the office, or on tv ?
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-01-2005, 22:53
People have sex (on average) twice a week (or less), how much time is spent looking at that beautiful woman at the office, or on tv ?
You may have a point. It depends how attractive your partner is, though.
bmolsson
07-02-2005, 04:34
How come reading a book isn't there?! :book:
:help:
It's not a gay thread ??
Kagemusha
07-02-2005, 04:43
Sex is philosophy. :bow:
bmolsson
07-02-2005, 04:48
Sex is philosophy. :bow:
I always thought it was a science...... ~;)
Kagemusha
07-02-2005, 04:52
philosophy is science.
It's not a gay thread ??
LOL, cruel but extremly funny. Id have to agree with sex over all others.
King of Atlantis
07-02-2005, 05:22
well i think the results are pretty clear ~D
caesar44
07-03-2005, 15:22
Well , one thing is for sure - Men don't like opera ~D ~D ~D
edyzmedieval
07-03-2005, 15:33
Sex is philosophy. :bow:
I thought sex was an art.....
HunkinElvis
07-03-2005, 16:13
Sex is propaganda.
Btw-notice that "To get some sleep" is italicized.
Ser Clegane
07-03-2005, 16:17
Btw-notice that "To get some sleep" is italicized.
It only is because you voted for it ~:)
HunkinElvis
07-03-2005, 16:18
I see. ~d
Kagemusha
07-03-2005, 16:36
I thought sex was an art.....
art too... ~;)
caesar44
07-03-2005, 16:38
It only is because you voted for it ~:)
LOL ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D
American football obviously, but ophra is a close second ~D
Well, I'd take Canadian Football over the American kind, but my greatest plesure is a three-way tie: beer, sex and fistfights.
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