in the market...

[ICantSpellDawg]

for an east-asian, south asian, south east asian, pacific islander, middle eastern, mediterranean, exotic looking girlfriend
let me know if you have any leads

i am 5'10 1/2 - relatively attractive - pretty good shape (145/150 lbs) - drinker - social smoker - reasonably intelligent - interested in social sciences with an emphasis on history, and political science - like video games and geography - like kids - like dogs - live on long island

get the word out

[Big_John]

have you tried matchmaking services?

[edyzmedieval]

Is this a dating agency?! ~;) :dizzy2: ~:eek:

[Beirut]

(In the market)for an east-asian, south asian, south east asian, pacific islander, middle eastern, mediterranean, exotic looking girlfriend
let me know if you have any leads

get the word out

The word is out.

Daughters and wives across East-Asia, South Asia, South East Asia, the Pacific Islands, the Middle East, and the Mediterranean are being locked up and hidden in basements as we speak.

Why on Earth would you give fair warning like that? Damnit man, you've got to "Pearl Harbor" them sweet things. Love, like warfare, is based on deception.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Damnit man, you've got to "Pearl Harbor" them sweet things. Love, like warfare, is based on deception.

And hope the father won't go "Hiroshima" on ya, eh Beirut? ~;)

Crazed Rabbit

[Navaros]

if i procure any leads on behalf of Tuff then i would expect a rather sizable commission for my services

what is the rate that shall be paid for such services?