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edyzmedieval
07-18-2005, 15:00
......
Ser Clegane
07-18-2005, 15:03
No I won't - Mrs Clegane might kill me if she reads it :rifle:
BTW, your post is really exhaustive, edyz ~D
edyzmedieval
07-18-2005, 15:05
~D
When I first saw who replied, my first thought was that you have closed it....
I don't have(yet) ~D
Ser Clegane
07-18-2005, 15:06
When I first saw who replied, my first thought was that you have closed it....
Don't worry - I don't have that power here ~:cool:
edyzmedieval
07-18-2005, 15:08
Don't worry - I don't have that power here ~:cool:
We know somebody who does.... ~D
The Big King
Maybe he'll be kind enough to tell us if he has......
Snowhobbit
07-18-2005, 15:11
I wonder what happend to the donkey of his
:thinking2:
And what do you want to hear?
When the Big King's away, the Beirut's will play.
Don't see any problems with this thread, but civility will be kept by the sword if required. :knight:
edyzmedieval
07-18-2005, 15:15
My name is Clayton Ballentine ~D
(it's not him, I've taken his example as perfectly pointless threads, but this is interesting, in my opinion.....)
Kagemusha
07-18-2005, 15:18
Silence is gold. :bow:
Any point in all this? ~:confused:
English assassin
07-18-2005, 15:21
When the Big King's away, the Beirut's will play.
Don't see any problems with this thread, but civility will be kept by the sword if required. :knight:
Blimey, that's what I call poacher turned gamekeeper... ~;)
Just think Beruit in the good old days you could have been all over this thread with many a merry quip. maybe even dug out that photoshopped cutie with "BERUIT" written accross her midriff again...
Still, a mods gotta do what a mods gotta do...
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-18-2005, 15:26
I have arrived! Ominous!
This is suitable, but someone had better discuss their girlfriend soon or it'll just be spam. I'd start, but I haven't got one, and the girl I pay for it doesn't like having her details on the net.
Oops, The Boss just arrived.
Delete... delete...
Byzantine Prince
07-18-2005, 16:11
Don't have one. I'de rather sleep around when I can. ~D
The only two people posted on the topic told they don't have a girlfriend :no:
Laridus Konivaich
07-18-2005, 17:02
The only two people posted on the topic told they don't have a girlfriend :no:Why would they be here if they did have a girlfriend? ~;)
Edit: and no, I don't have a girlfriend either.
computer science student over here...sooooo.....i don´t have anything to say on this topic...
*goes to the corner and cries*
~:mecry:
InsaneApache
07-18-2005, 17:35
I darn't...my missus might read it...and we all know where that may lead ~;)
computer science student over here...sooooo.....i don´t have anything to say on this topic...
*goes to the corner and cries*
~:mecry:
Not yet studying, but I can join you in that corner. ~;)
edyzmedieval
07-18-2005, 19:09
El Slapper has a gal....
Too bad for you guys, but you still have time(I guess).... There's no need to rush....
"Fast decisions are bad decisions"
Steppe Merc
07-18-2005, 19:10
She doesn't exist. :embarassed:
discovery1
07-18-2005, 19:14
You want to hear my tale of woe again?
edyzmedieval
07-18-2005, 19:18
For those who are under 30 years old and do not gave a gal:
Do not rush in finding a girlfriend, you are still young...
For those who have more than 30 and do not have a gal:
Do not rush, but a degree of alert is needed.....
For those who have more than 40 and do not have a gal:
Rush it, but think deeply....
English assassin
07-18-2005, 19:42
Right, well in a bid to rescue this thread from spam and also because I think SOMEONE in the tavern ought to be having sex (other than Beruit) my wife (who was my girlfriend) is half Iranian and half Dutch, is remarkably tolerant of old and non-functional motorbikes in the garage making the whole house smell of oil/petrol, (Damn you, Norton) very reasonably allows me to play Total War whenever she is watching something on the telly that doesn't interest me, and IMHO (and you guys don't get an opinion) looks a bit like Salma Hayek. (THIS gentleman does NOT prefer blondes).
There, now you know?
Uesugi Kenshin
07-18-2005, 21:24
Don't have one. And you don't get to hear my tale of woe.
To me she’s perfect.
She has amazingly beautiful brown eyes, she’s gorgeous, has a great sense of humour, loves going clubbing, is incredibly sweet and kind, has an apparently inexhaustible patience, she’s my Iranian princess, and she’s all mine.
:smitten:
Did have one until a month ago - a feisty redhead called Sarah. Independent, in control and didn't take any bs. My best buddy in and out of the bedroom for 18 months.
Unfortunately I am independent, in control and don't take any bs.
At least things ended happily and we are good friends.
By the way Sarah (and I know you will read this) - I still miss the matrons uniform ~D
Yours ever
T.
Not yet studying, but I can join you in that corner. ~;)
good with that man....
i just finished my degree....but i start an intership at siemens last week.....so i still have no personal life.........*bleargh*
Byzantine Prince
07-18-2005, 22:38
Not yet studying, but I can join you in that corner. ~;)
There is still hope you guys... no need to turn gay. ~D
Seriously though, it's had finding someone you really like. I personally am very picky about women, and so I have a dendency to blow them off really quickly sometimes before I even know their names. The thing is though, love is a game of opportunism, you have to be lucky to win. Otherwise you may spend your entire life either with no one, or with someone you couldn't care less for; either of which is horrible.
May I have some lucky charms blessed by you Beirut? ~;)
Big_John
07-18-2005, 22:38
oh god i just escaped from the last one.. don't remind me! :fainting:
i have got to find some sort of crazy-b**** detector..
:uhoh2:
Samurai Waki
07-18-2005, 23:17
O' my many tales of woe with the ladies! I just don't like investing in the time... I'm too selfish, the occasional one night stands are good though.
There is still hope you guys... no need to turn gay. ~D
~D Never ever!
I'm about to get engaged to the greatest chick in the world. She is a Polish princess who was raised by hippies in Papua New Guinea. She has a PhD, a wicked sense of humour, and a passion for anything strange and outlandish (eg: Me).
Oh, and she's HAWT.
End rant.
NagatsukaShumi
07-19-2005, 02:02
My girlfriend is, to me, great. She has black hair (dyed though, she was a red head) and is a rock chick, the type of girl I seem to have a weakness for. Although she can be controlling at times I like her take no bullshit attitude, its lets me know I won't ever be able to push her around by accident, which I wouldn't want to do. She enjoys the same kind of music as me, but also has her own interests which she likes doing. She English, may as well add that, so no foreign woman for me.
Divine Wind
07-19-2005, 02:12
My girl has moved back to Norway, maybe for good :no:
Had a great time while we were together though, and you never know what time will bring.
Hopefully a brunette next time though ~;)
Strike For The South
07-19-2005, 02:13
I just deflated mine :dizzy2:
Ok, as for me my girlfriend has blond hair and very beautiful eyes which change their colour dependable on sunlight.
Well ... she is considered beautiful not only by me.
We have affairs ( is this a correct word? ) for about 3.5 years ...
Byzantine Prince
07-19-2005, 05:09
We have affairs ( is this a correct word? ) for about 3.5 years ...
No that is definetly the wrong word unles you mean you just sleep with her and nothing else. I think "dating" or "been a couple" are better ways to describe it.
Azi Tohak
07-19-2005, 05:36
Girlfriend? What is this girlfriend you speak of? I do not know this term... ~:handball:
Anyway, Roark, I don't know if you'll read this, but when I was in Australia, all I ever met were insane women. Fun, sure, but geesh...I can't blame you for trying one from outside the continent. Bunch of wackos.
Azi
Anyway, Roark, I don't know if you'll read this, but when I was in Australia, all I ever met were insane women. Fun, sure, but geesh...I can't blame you for trying one from outside the continent. Bunch of wackos.
Might just be Australians in general, mate... I think we've got a high proportion of nutters. It's the heat...
What was the deal with you? Stalkers, or something worse?
No that is definetly the wrong word unles you mean you just sleep with her and nothing else. I think "dating" or "been a couple" are better ways to describe it.
Thanks, I think "been a couple" will be a better definition.
doc_bean
07-19-2005, 09:17
My girlfriend knows I visit these boards...
She's great and beautiful ! ~D
rasoforos
07-19-2005, 09:25
My girlfriend knows I visit these boards...
She's great and beautiful ! ~D
Well said :) Very Diplomatic :D
Papewaio
07-19-2005, 09:31
My wife who visits these boards and is also a senior member. Was born in Taiwan, has a degree in Political Economics and Management, is due to give birth to our firstborn :baby: in 3 days, loves Sushi, Chocolate and Me (probably in that order) ~D
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/Papewaio/Resized.jpg
Somebody Else
07-19-2005, 09:59
I have an ex or three... does that count?
edyzmedieval
07-19-2005, 10:57
My wife who visits these boards and is also a senior member. Was born in Taiwan, has a degree in Political Economics and Management, is due to give birth to our firstborn :baby: in 3 days, loves Sushi, Chocolate and Me (probably in that order) ~D
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/Papewaio/Resized.jpg
Mrs Papewaio is really beautiful.... ~D
It is really her?! Or have you drunk something before you posted?! ~D
Ser Clegane
07-19-2005, 11:04
Mrs Clegane is really beautiful.... ~D
Uhm ... *cough*... Mrs Clegane will be glad to hear that ... but ... *cough* ... the lady above is Papewaio's wife - not mine.
Or have you drunk something before you posted?! ~D
Now that's a question I should ask you ~D ~;)
edyzmedieval
07-19-2005, 11:09
Very true.... ~D
I don't know about Mrs Clegane, but I still rest my case.....
King Edward
07-19-2005, 11:11
I just deflated mine :dizzy2:
Now that is Funny!!!! ~D
I'm not sure i have one at the momnet its a long and complicated situation..............
My woman...
35, 5'4". 115lbs. Brunette. College degree. Speaks three languages. Built like an aerobics instructor. Highly (too highly) intelligent. Good cook, great BBQ-er. Is rumoured to have a sense of humour though I have yet to find it. Thinks boyfriend is a degenerate Neanderthal sex-crazed male chauvenist pig but loves him anyway. Tolerates being called "Woman!" in front of company in exchange for my doing the dishes in perpetuity.
And ain't Mrs. Papewaio the loveliest lady. :bow: Good grief man, but your wife is a charming woman.
edyzmedieval
07-19-2005, 11:37
Haven't we met last night at the Tavern?! ~D
And BTW, I stick to my idea I posted in the Babe Thread:
Asian girls are awesome ~D
Azi Tohak
07-19-2005, 13:33
Okay Roark, it was while ago but let me see, I was in Brisbane...
Okay, so there was one sane one (still friends with her), very sweet girl, smart too. No, I'm not sucking up, I figured I should but the good one before the nut-jobs.
One I was friends with went nuts I went out one night without telling her. What? We weren't dating (I guess that is what I thought), but she just reamed me infront of half of my apartment building.
Another I was dating seemed to like me as the moon changed (werewolf maybe?). One week we were happy, four weeks later she wanted to kill me. Or maybe it has something to do with four weeks?
Another did not forgive me for one silly joke I made. But then, she had the IQ of a macadamia nut anyway.
Let me see...I met some weirdos in clubs too, but those four girls were the ones I knew the best.
I also met one here on campus (she was a NCAA D1 tennis player) who, while not insane, does have a strange love of any game where you can: A. drive really fast (Burnout 3) B. kill people randomly (GTA:VC) C. Shoot men in the nuts (RE4). She might be crazy....
I think this about covers it.
Best of luck with your Polish princess ~D
Azi
Samurai Waki
07-19-2005, 13:36
*says in a seductive voice*
I find the most attractive part of a woman to be the boobies.
edyzmedieval
07-19-2005, 13:38
Okay Roark, it was while ago but let me see, I was in Brisbane...
Okay, so there was one sane one (still friends with her), very sweet girl, smart too. No, I'm not sucking up, I figured I should but the good one before the nut-jobs.
One I was friends with went nuts I went out one night without telling her. What? We weren't dating (I guess that is what I thought), but she just reamed me infront of half of my apartment building.
Another I was dating seemed to like me as the moon changed (werewolf maybe?). One week we were happy, four weeks later she wanted to kill me. Or maybe it has something to do with four weeks?
Another did not forgive me for one silly joke I made. But then, she had the IQ of a macadamia nut anyway.
Let me see...I met some weirdos in clubs too, but those four girls were the ones I knew the best.
I also met one here on campus (she was a NCAA D1 tennis player) who, while not insane, does have a strange love of any game where you can: A. drive really fast (Burnout 3) B. kill people randomly (GTA:VC) C. Shoot men in the nuts (RE4). She might be crazy....
I think this about covers it.
Best of luck with your Polish princess ~D
Azi
How do you find the girls who are in a limbo?! ~:eek:
Try finding a girl who is intelligent and beautiful, and not some crazed weirdo which likes killing people and drives really fast!!! ~:eek: :dizzy2:
edyzmedieval
07-19-2005, 13:39
*says in a seductive voice*
I find the most attractive part of a woman to be the boobies.
Another one who's been drinking too much in the Tavern......
Samurai Waki
07-19-2005, 13:45
Another one who's been drinking too much in the Tavern......
A Good Pick Up line is a good pick up line I say. Or maybe women who don't speak english don't know that means...nonsense ~:cheers:
edyzmedieval
07-19-2005, 22:35
Everybody buried their girlfriends?! ~:eek:
Ah, BTW, I shall post pics of the beautiful girls that are gonna be at my party.... ~D
Azi Tohak
07-19-2005, 23:51
No edzymedieval, the Aussie girl who likes killing and driving was a friend, nothing more. She...ahem...'plays for the wrong team' so to speak.
I think I have found a nice girl. She was in my class (graduated in May) but...now she lives in Pittsburgh PA. (To quote the plagiarist Homer Simpson) D'oh! Very bright (4.0 GPA) and I think she is pretty. Heck, we even like the same things (excluding my love of: video games [TW series and RPGs], women, and ice cream).
But, to answer your question as to how I find the wackos, I'll quote my friend Jennifer: "half a woman is attracted to half a man".
And Wazikashi, I might just have to use that line of yours! I'll let you know how it turns out. Maybe a picture of a black eye?
Azi
I don't think "girlfriend" is the proper title, since there is a fair deal of polygamy going on. I've taken to calling her "Boobs" or "Mammaries", and even she has donned the monikers. I'm left with the less offensive but no less strange "GoreBag".
Anyway, I met her at a death metal show (Bloodletting North America IV) and didn't begin to see her regularly until a few months afterwards. We've been together, I suppose, since March of last year, but don't quote me on it - I'm not an anniversary man. We try to catch all the Bloodletting North America tours that came through town, though, as a kind of celebration.
She has long black hair (naturally brown), green eyes, curves and a very, very tolerant sense of humour. We share tastes in most things, notably music, but she digs NSBM, whereas I'm much more of a death and grind kind of guy. She shares my interest in horror movies, but to a lesser extent than me. We differ in that she likes trashy tv and cosmetics. Oh, and she's six months younger than me to the day. Creepy?
Byzantine Prince
07-20-2005, 06:39
I don't think that's that creepy Neon God, I once dated a 15 year old. Talk about awkward when the subject of sex came up. ~:eek:
Mrs Papewaio is really beautiful.... ~D
It is really her?! Or have you drunk something before you posted?! ~D
That's me...without the pregnant tummy.
PS, Don't have any girlfriend/boyfriend/petfriend, have a lot of net-friends, a loving family and a very loving husband.
PPS, Might as well start another threads on: Tell us about your partner/husbad/wife/pet/kids/grandkids...in no time that this forum will become like a women's forum...
Advo-san
07-20-2005, 10:12
My gf posed for a Garnier Fructis commercial ~D ~D
Sometimes I m wondering why is she with me, though I m smart enough not nto ask her..
edyzmedieval
07-20-2005, 10:17
Smart boy.... Also, lucky, because she looks good.....
edyzmedieval
07-20-2005, 10:26
That's me...without the pregnant tummy.
PS, Don't have any girlfriend/boyfriend/petfriend, have a lot of net-friends, a loving family and a very loving husband.
PPS, Might as well start another threads on: Tell us about your partner/husbad/wife/pet/kids/grandkids...in no time that this forum will become like a women's forum...
Why should it be a women's forum?! ~:eek:
My girlfriend is 24 in October and un-repentantly English.
Shes a perfect 10 and about 5'6 with a heart shape arse that just won't quit.
Shes got amazing green eyes and brown/red hair and beautiful freckled skin.
She has a perchant for french knickers and 'boxer style' panties which make her butt even cuter.
She can drink everyone I know under a table and loves going down the pub on a a daily basis.
Shes a dispensing Optician (and currently studying for even more money)
Overall a cute tomboy/femenist rock/indie chick and makes me feel incredibly lucky to be with her.
And shes bendy, very bendy ~D
Azi Tohak
07-21-2005, 02:48
Hummm...methinks someone is whipped. :whip:
And loving it! ~D
Nice post monkian. Are you going to show it to her? You know, try to get some more 'bendiness' out of her?
And to jokan Wasabi, what is your ancestry? I know many Asian girls and women and I have always thought Vietnamese are the prettiest...but if you're not, I might have to re-adjust my rankings ~D
I rather like this thread!
Azi
Don't remember her natural hair color, now its black. Beautiful, though she won't admit it, certifiable nut case(meant in the best possible way), fellow insomniac, writer, and traveler. Knows more about music than I do (which is frightening), and has spent more time in a mosh pit than almost any other. Rabid Cardinals fan (we don't speak for about a week every year), actually want to play Halo with me. And too damn thick to realize she could do way better.
Papewaio
07-22-2005, 01:24
And to jokan Wasabi, what is your ancestry? I know many Asian girls and women and I have always thought Vietnamese are the prettiest...but if you're not, I might have to re-adjust my rankings ~D
wasabi was born in Taiwan, so Chinese ethnic origin... which is about as accurate as saying European ethnic origin...
Devastatin Dave
07-22-2005, 01:38
No I won't - Mrs Clegane might kill me if she reads it :rifle:
BTW, your post is really exhaustive, edyz ~D
Damn, you beat me to what I was going to say!!! LOL ~D
edyzmedieval
07-22-2005, 10:57
wasabi was born in Taiwan, so Chinese ethnic origin... which is about as accurate as saying European ethnic origin...
Taiwan, in my opinion, is independent....
So, Taiwanese origin....
Interesting: Mrs Wasabi Papewaio
Samurai Waki
07-22-2005, 11:13
Do you me to tell you about the girlfriend I had last night for a couple of hours?
Or For Real Girlfriends?
Anyway... I'm dysmally bad with relationships in general... better for me to make it quick and relatively painless.
edyzmedieval
07-22-2005, 11:18
Ok...
When I meant girlfriend, I meant the girl which you love and she loves you and you are together.....
Samurai Waki
07-22-2005, 11:20
Well we do love each other and "are" together... whats your point? :book:
edyzmedieval
07-22-2005, 11:22
Tell us about her.....
which of the 210495761340516246?
~D
The Stranger
07-22-2005, 14:44
why did i had to miss that pic. or is everybody joking.
sorry to hear about your heart getting broken drisos. i now understand your MSN name.
can sumone send me that pic......................
I don't think that's that creepy Neon God, I once dated a 15 year old. Talk about awkward when the subject of sex came up. ~:eek:
I meant about the exact dates.
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