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Mikeus Caesar
07-28-2005, 12:53
I was just wondering if anyone has heard this wonderful song by The Firm? I got it for my MP3 player yesterday (completeling my year long search for it) and love it to bits.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.

Lt. Uhura, report.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Analysis, Mr. Spock.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.


There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse.

Medical update, Dr. McCoy.
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.


It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Starship Captain, James T. Kirk:
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.

It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.

Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape 'em off, Jim.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward, and things are getting worse!

Engine Room, Mr. Scott:
Ye cannot change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
ye cannot change the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim.

Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill; Scotty, beam me up!

It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.

Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starbord bow ahhhh!!


Ye cannot change the script Jim.
Och, #!*& Jimmy.

It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim.

Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9.

Och, if I give it any more she'll blow, Cap'n!

*sound of an explosion*

Al Khalifah
07-28-2005, 14:54
Yup.

I also remember this one (to the tune of Bohemina Rhapsody by Queen)

Kirk: I am the captain of the starship Enterprise.

Spock: Captain Kirk? This is Spock.
Please step on the transporter.

Scott: Dylithium crystals
Hit by Klingon missiles
No!

Bones: I'm a doctor.

Kirk: Not an actor.

Bones: Not a milkman.

Kirk: What does that mean?!?

Bones: And I'm sorry he's dead Jim.

Chekov: Photon torpedoooo

Kirk: Lieutenant Uhura
Open hailing frequencies.

Uhura: Yes Captain Kirk.
Opening hailing frequencies, sir.

Kirk: Let's boldly go where no one's gone before.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Beam me up, Mr. Scott.
Sulu go to warp.

Sulu: Warp 3, sir?

Kirk: No! That will be way too slow.

Sulu: Warp 4, sir?

Kirk: That is still way too slow.

Sulu: Warp 5, sir.

Kirk: It is still too damn slow.

Sulu: Warp 6?

Kirk: It's too damn slow.

Sulu: Warp 7?

Kirk: It's too damn slow!

Choir: It's too damn slooooow!

Kirk: No no no no no no no
Mr. Chekov. Mr. Chekov.

Chekov: I am firing torpedo.

Spock: That will not work
And would be illogical
To me, to me, to MEEEE!

lars573
07-28-2005, 15:01
There's also a song to the tune of the Sloop John B. by the beach boys about voyager called Fu*k the Ocompa.

Mikeus Caesar
07-29-2005, 10:43
There's also a song to the tune of the Sloop John B. by the beach boys about voyager called Fu*k the Ocompa.

F*ck the Ocampa indeed....especially Kes. Annoying cow. Btw, by getting the Star Trekkin' song, i've gone into the realm of the super geek, whereby even normal geeks throw rocks at me.