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The Shadow One
08-03-2005, 04:37
All:

I was reading a post by Lady Frog and started thinking about how I keep telling people my two dream jobs, if I could have them and support the cats, the gnomes, the leprechauns, the troll, AND the dwarfs (all of whom live under my bed -- except the cats, of course, who now own the top if it), which are:

1. To work in quaint, quiet bookstore, or

2. To work in quaint, quiet coffeeshop.

So, the question came to mind: what's the greats job you will never, ever have.

Mine -- basketball player. I so wanted to be on the basketball team when I was in high school (primarily because of a very cute cheerleader) but I was only five feet even and 120 pounds sopping wet.

Never happened. Too sad.

So, here's a poll.

The Shadow One

:duel:

"Theirs is not to make reply,
Theirs is not to reason why,
Their is but to do and die."

Ah, to be able to write like the Lord.
Strike For The South
08-03-2005, 04:40
Dictator of the world I just don't think ill be able to summon enough minions :embarassed:
TheSilverKnight
08-03-2005, 04:45
To work in a bookstore
To be a musician

'nuff said
Azi Tohak
08-03-2005, 04:57
Hef. ~;)

Azi
Sasaki Kojiro
08-03-2005, 04:57
Sinecure.
discovery1
08-03-2005, 04:59
Warlord.
Papewaio
08-03-2005, 05:03
Soly was working as the second option...
Laridus Konivaich
08-03-2005, 05:35
Wizard :yes:
Kanamori
08-03-2005, 05:37
Heir to the Mars candy empire
Gawain of Orkeny
08-03-2005, 05:41
Proffessional race car driver.
ichi
08-03-2005, 06:12
pimp
Byzantine Prince
08-03-2005, 06:15
Supreme Commander of the world's armies.

:thinking2:
Samurai Waki
08-03-2005, 07:31
Grand Sultan of the Caymans and everything in between... actually I'd just like to be a sultan so I could have a Harem.
discovery1
08-03-2005, 07:54
Supreme Commander of the world's armies.

:thinking2:

Where's the fun in that? Unless you're dealing with rebellions, of course.
JAG
08-03-2005, 08:19
Rockstar!
GodsPetMonkey
08-03-2005, 08:29
Honest
King Henry V
08-03-2005, 08:48
GAH! I'm too young to know that my dream jobs will be impossible to acheive.
Ronin
08-03-2005, 09:03
F1 or world rally car driver
Big King Sanctaphrax
08-03-2005, 13:36
Bass player in a world-famous rock band.
Sjakihata
08-03-2005, 13:51
professional angler
Divine Wind
08-03-2005, 13:54
Actor
Ianofsmeg16
08-03-2005, 13:55
a hobo
dgfred
08-03-2005, 14:56
NFL starting QB ~:cool: .
Marcellus
08-03-2005, 14:58
Ruler of the universe. What else?
Craterus
08-03-2005, 15:55
Jedi.. haha..

Or basketball player...
rasoforos
08-03-2005, 19:34
Professional Condoms Tester ( something like a game tester but you dont get to play games 8 hrs per day )

What I wanna be but I ll probably not:

Own my own legal porn empire, with magazines, video productions, legal brothels, tv channels and revolutionise the sector. Hugh at Hugh's place...


...atm is shows my carreer will be in finance and insurance...not exactly porn :P
Axeknight
08-03-2005, 20:44
Obviously rock star would be awesome. Unlikely, though. Other than that, I'd like to roadie for a world-famous rock band (work all day putting up stage props, hand Angus his Gibson SG and give him the thumbs up to go on stage, then afterwards go and get drunk all night, ... oh yeah, that's the life for me).

I think I know what I'll do with my gap year now ~D
Viking
08-03-2005, 21:49
Fulltime Org-poster ~:cool:


Jedi.. haha..

Yeah of course. Maybe a Sith-Lord :sneaky:
master of the puppets
08-03-2005, 21:57
the man who went down in history as conquerer of the world.
doc_bean
08-03-2005, 22:25
Astronaut
Husar
08-03-2005, 23:02
Helicopter and/or jetpilot, would love to fly wherever and whenever I want to.
Kaiser of Arabia
08-03-2005, 23:13
2 are tied for me right now.
Pirate (old fasion 1700s style) or Porn Star ~D
Craterus
08-03-2005, 23:56
Boy Band Lead Singer :grin2:
Papewaio
08-04-2005, 00:39
My best job was being paid over a grand a week to smash glass while on my holidays from uni.
Azi Tohak
08-04-2005, 02:46
My best job was being paid over a grand a week to smash glass while on my holidays from uni.

Welcome to Australia! The land of the flying Koalas (see Family Guy), a big freaking desert, sheilas, and breaking glass... for money...?

How did you pull that one off?

Azi
Csargo
08-09-2005, 16:09
A bass player in a band.
Duke Malcolm
08-09-2005, 16:24
King, or Cheif of the Imperial Defence Staffff
Templar Knight
08-09-2005, 16:29
Keeping bored housewives happy ~:)
Ianofsmeg16
08-09-2005, 16:59
I posted Hobo before, i met one and he stunk. So I am offcially resigning to become....
The Most popular Metallica Tribute Band ever, anyone wanna come along? and after that I think i'll found the Kingdom of Smeg.