Flying Spaghetti Monster Club

[BDC]

OPEN LETTER TO KANSAS SCHOOL BOARD

I am writing you with much concern after having read of your hearing to decide whether the alternative theory of Intelligent Design should be taught along with the theory of Evolution. I think we can all agree that it is important for students to hear multiple viewpoints so they can choose for themselves the theory that makes the most sense to them. I am concerned, however, that students will only hear one theory of Intelligent Design.

Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.

It is for this reason that I’m writing you today, to formally request that this alternative theory be taught in your schools, along with the other two theories. In fact, I will go so far as to say, if you do not agree to do this, we will be forced to proceed with legal action. I’m sure you see where we are coming from. If the Intelligent Design theory is not based on faith, but instead another scientific theory, as is claimed, then you must also allow our theory to be taught, as it is also based on science, not on faith.

Some find that hard to believe, so it may be helpful to tell you a little more about our beliefs. We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. None of us, of course, were around to see it, but we have written accounts of it. We have several lengthy volumes explaining all details of His power. Also, you may be surprised to hear that there are over 10 million of us, and growing. We tend to be very secretive, as many people claim our beliefs are not substantiated by observable evidence. What these people don’t understand is that He built the world to make us think the earth is older than it really is. For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. We have numerous texts that describe in detail how this can be possible and the reasons why He does this. He is of course invisible and can pass through normal matter with ease.

I’m sure you now realize how important it is that your students are taught this alternate theory. It is absolutely imperative that they realize that observable evidence is at the discretion of a Flying Spaghetti Monster. Furthermore, it is disrespectful to teach our beliefs without wearing His chosen outfit, which of course is full pirate regalia. I cannot stress the importance of this, and unfortunately cannot describe in detail why this must be done as I fear this letter is already becoming too long. The concise explanation is that He becomes angry if we don’t.

You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.
http://www.venganza.org/piratesarecool4.jpg

In conclusion, thank you for taking the time to hear our views and beliefs. I hope I was able to convey the importance of teaching this theory to your students. We will of course be able to train the teachers in this alternate theory. I am eagerly awaiting your response, and hope dearly that no legal action will need to be taken. I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world; One third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence.
http://www.venganza.org/him2.jpg

Let's all discuss the All-Mighty Flying Spaghetti Monster then...

~:cheers:

[Tricon]

There are more pirates now than in the 1800's. look at the somali triangle, and the phlipines.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

"His Noodly Appendage"

lmao

~:joker:



There are more pirates now than in the 1800's. look at the somali triangle, and the phlipines.

You have no proof of this. It is just your belief. I know several pirate-experts who say that this is just a theory.

[master of the puppets]

i think it is quiet obvios that the doubtful tricon IS the spagetti monster trying to hide his identity. and beware him for he has the moon people on his side, but we have lovely hats, and they will sheild us from the moon peoples angry gaze.

[Ronin]

a new classic is born ~D

[rasoforos]

When I read this in new scientist i was tempted to post it. Its hillarious and it makes a damn good point about some 'mainstream wannabe' religious nonsence as well ~;)


As a sidelines, an economist once posted a paper where he associated world business cycles with the frequency of solar flares. The magic of correlation and hypothesis testing ~D

[Red Harvest]

This one is a pretty good chuckle.

Sad thing is when I was a kid I found Kansas elementary school to be well ahead of Missouri (about 6 months to a year.) And Missouri was ahead of California by about 6 months or a year from what I saw.

[BDC]

When I read this in new scientist i was tempted to post it. Its hillarious and it makes a damn good point about some 'mainstream wannabe' religious nonsence as well

Heh, I got it from there too. It made me smile. If you look on the site (http://www.venganza.org/) you can see the replies from the board. Well those that bothered to reply anyway.

Was going to post this in the frontroom as a joke on the "Christian Club" et al. but decided not too... ~:eek:

[Ser Clegane]

Was going to post this in the frontroom as a joke on the "Christian Club" et al. but decided not too... ~:eek:

Wise decision ~:)

[Papewaio]

Was going to post this in the frontroom as a joke on the "Christian Club" et al. but decided not too... ~:eek:

[Sarcasm Max]It depends if they are in a Crusade mode or turn the other cheek mode... in some cases that is a Catholic Priest turning the other cheek of a choir boy but hey lets not judge other cultures...[/Sarcasm Max]

[Tricon]

i think it is quiet obvios that the doubtful tricon IS the spagetti monster trying to hide his identity. and beware him for he has the moon people on his side, but we have lovely hats, and they will sheild us from the moon peoples angry gaze.

Hey, stop stepping on my noodle!

Puppeteers, sheesh.

[Tricon]

[QUOTE=Sasaki Kojiro

You have no proof of this. It is just your belief. I know several pirate-experts who say that this is just a theory.[/QUOTE]

And you are correct to doubt me. I lied.

[Azi Tohak]

Thanks Red Harvest, for a little help anyway.

I went to High School and now am at college in Kansas. I demand to know why I didn't hear about this before!

I could go on, but there is no point.

Very nice article. I'm going to keep it and send it to my far right friends.

Azi

[RabidGibbon]

I think it is very important that we don't lose track of the real issue here. Did He create the Mountains, the Forests and the Midgets or did he merely put into action the processes that led to the creation of Mountains, Forests and Midgets?

Or did He create the Mountains, Forests and Midgets and make it look as if they had been created by processes that had never happened?

Of course such trivial questions as these fade into insignificance when one asks did the midget spring into existence fully formed and dressed as a pirate, or did the midget dress itself as a pirate when it realised it was His will?

[Goofball]

Wow. I hadn't really been paying attention to this thread because I had no idea what it was about, but now that I've read it I love it.

As silly as the example used is, it paints a very clear portrait about why intelligent design/Creationism doesn't belong in school (other than in elective religion classes).

I notice that the "we should teach Creation alongside evolution in school because it is just as scientifically valid" crowd has been conspicuously absent from the discussion...

*listens to sound of crickets*

[Del Arroyo]

Yeah, this is a really good one. People should stop trying to put their foot into science; if they want to change something they should respect the norms and processes that have made the scientific perspective what it is.

For the Bible types-- "Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's..." Some of the best damned advice ever.

DA

[Alexander the Pretty Good]

Yeah, this is a really good one. People should stop trying to put their foot into science; if they want to change something they should respect the norms and processes that have made the scientific perspective what it is.

If I shouldn't try to "put my foot into science", does that mean I can't become a scientist?

[PanzerJaeger]

I notice that the "we should teach Creation alongside evolution in school because it is just as scientifically valid" crowd has been conspicuously absent from the discussion...

Thats because such a discussion merits no serious response.

Oh and...


[Sarcasm Max]It depends if they are in a Crusade mode or turn the other cheek mode... in some cases that is a Catholic Priest turning the other cheek of a choir boy but hey lets not judge other cultures...[/Sarcasm Max]

:brood:

[Azi Tohak]

[Sarcasm Max]It depends if they are in a Crusade mode or turn the other cheek mode... in some cases that is a Catholic Priest turning the other cheek of a choir boy but hey lets not judge other cultures...[/Sarcasm Max]

That's not very nice for a moderator to say :embarassed:

Azi

[Goofball]

I notice that the "we should teach Creation alongside evolution in school because it is just as scientifically valid" crowd has been conspicuously absent from the discussion...Thats because such a discussion merits no serious response.

But you just did respond.

~:confused:

So, why do you think the discussion is without merit?

BTW, this is my favorite part of the letter:


I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world; One third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence.

That's pure gold...

[Del Arroyo]

Alex the PG-- of course not. It means that if you want to become a scientist, you should at least first learn what science MEANS. There is no possible experiment that could ever disprove the existence of a God. If there is no disprovable hypothesis, there is no science.

This of course does not mean that God does not exist.

DA

[edyzmedieval]

[Sarcasm Max]It depends if they are in a Crusade mode or turn the other cheek mode... in some cases that is a Catholic Priest turning the other cheek of a choir boy but hey lets not judge other cultures...[/Sarcasm Max]

Pape,

The baby is wearing you out. You should get more sleep.
And BTW, not a very good thing to say, especially from a mod.

Also, strange thread ~D

[Papewaio]

Also there is two main types of Christians that I was referring to (there is many, many more of course). Some are extremely tolerant and amazing examples of Christs grace. Others are at the opposite end and I assume feel since they know god and that they have access to some special knowledge that they hence cannot be wrong, go about being jackasses for the rest of the faith.

And also would you dispute that absolutely no priests have ever been found to be playing hide the sausage with male minors? If you can disprove this then I will apologise for that comment.

[edyzmedieval]

And also would you dispute that absolutely no priests have ever been found to be playing hide the sausage with male minors? If you can disprove this then I will apologise for that comment.

You have a point here......
Now I get it....

[Ja'chyra]

Sounds as credible as some theories, sign me up.

[Petrus]

This letter is great, except for the lack of olive oil which will make necessary to equaly share learning time between Intelligent Design, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence AND Flying Spaghetti Monsterism With Olive Oil.

[Duke of Gloucester]

And also would you dispute that absolutely no priests have ever been found to be playing hide the sausage with male minors? If you can disprove this then I will apologise for that comment.

Will you apologise if I remind you that leaders of other religions and secular leaders have been known to do this too?

[Don Corleone]

And also would you dispute that absolutely no priests have ever been found to be playing hide the sausage with male minors? If you can disprove this then I will apologise for that comment.

Of course, Papewaio. Thank goodness we have you around to enlighten us. Silly us, we thought child molesters were scattered among all walks of life, and thanks to you, we now know, it's Catholic priests that do it. Everyone else: schoolteachers, psychologists, nurses, doctors... anybody that's a secularist could not possibly be responsible. Just religious leaders, and most especially Catholic priests. Glad we got that straight. We are so lucky to have you around when you offer us these insights, big guy.

[rasoforos]

Please respect this sacred thread dedicated to the omnipotence and wisdom of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, may His holy blessing be upon all of us.

If patrons really feel the urge to discuss the sexual orientation of the priests of other deities then please do so in a separate 'why dont priests like women?' thread.

Do not spoil His holy thread lest He comes to you and smites you down, for our great Flyging Spaghetti Master is quick to anger and His holy wrath is inescapable and just.

:bow: :charge: :bow:

[Don Corleone]

Bite me, spaghetti boy!

Anyone with half a brain long ago recognized that spaghetti doesn't exist. The mere fact that you allow for the existence of spaghetti means that you're a stupid sheep, following a flock and nothing you say on any topic can every be taken seriously again, as your spaghetti beliefs ruin any intelligent thought you might ever have. I've found that people that believe in spaghetti are stupid, violent, they're inbred, they smell bad, they're hateful, they're greedy, they're hypocrites and they're intolerant. We non-spaghetti believers however are intelligent, courageous, kind, caring, compassionate, we don't actually do anything except bitch about spaghetti but we are open to all viewpoints. It's just that spaghetti is a very, very stupid viewpoint and cannot be tolerated. I'm not even sure politicians or teachers or anybody else should be able to mention spaghetti, and we are in the process of forcing people to quit referring to 'Spaghetti Day', which should be replaced by 'All Macaroni Is Just Pasta And None Of It Holds Any Truth Day'.

Ha! Thanks Ras! I was waiting for a good post for #3000! ~:cheers:

[Ja'chyra]

Bite me, spaghetti boy!

Anyone with half a brain long ago recognized that spaghetti doesn't exist. The mere fact that you allow for the existence of spaghetti means that you're a stupid sheep, following a flock and nothing you say on any topic can every be taken seriously again, as your spaghetti beliefs ruin any intelligent thought you might ever have. I've found that people that believe in spaghetti are stupid, violent, they're inbred, they smell bad, they're hateful, they're greedy, they're hypocrites and they're intolerant. We non-spaghetti believers however are intelligent, courageous, kind, caring, compassionate, we don't actually do anything except bitch about spaghetti but we are open to all viewpoints. It's just that spaghetti is a very, very stupid viewpoint and cannot be tolerated. I'm not even sure politicians or teachers or anybody else should be able to mention spaghetti, and we are in the process of forcing people to quit referring to 'Spaghetti Day', which should be replaced by 'All Macaroni Is Just Pasta And None Of It Holds Any Truth Day'.

Ha! Thanks Ras! I was waiting for a good post for #3000! ~:cheers:

Heathen, repent ye your sins before the Holy Spaghetti strikes you down with his noodly appendage.

Judgement day cometh, and woe betide any who fail to see the omnipotence of the Great Lord, bow down in wonder and live for eternity in tomato'y sauce goodness.

[rasoforos]

Ha! Thanks Ras! I was waiting for a good post for #3000! ~:cheers:

LOL ...er...you re welcome...I guess

~:cheers:

[Don Corleone]

Heathen, repent ye your sins before the Holy Spaghetti strikes you down with his noodly appendage.

Judgement day cometh, and woe betide any who fail to see the omnipotence of the Great Lord, bow down in wonder and live for eternity in tomato'y sauce goodness.

You know, you whackos with your spaghetti foolishness.... I'm proposing that:

-You not be allowed into politics, as this spaghetti business clouds your judgement.

-You shouldn't be able to vote or hold views on issues, as it's really just the spaghetti talking.

-You not be allowed to discuss it in public.

-If you attempt to teach your children about this spaghetti crap, we might have to have the state intervene and take them away from you.

Other than that, you're free to believe in spaghetti as much as you want. We in the no-spaghetti crowd are very tolerant.

[R'as al Ghul]

Thanks for providing an idea for dinner tonight.

Celestial Spaghetti Carbonara.

Wanna try? ~:grouphug:

[scooter_the_shooter]

Great post don it is getting very annoying with all the attacks on religion here :embarassed:

[Ja'chyra]

Great post don it is getting very annoying with all the attacks on religion here :embarassed:

Lol, duck my friend that one is flying a little high. ~:cheers:

[Ja'chyra]

You know, you whackos with your spaghetti foolishness.... I'm proposing that:

-You not be allowed into politics, as this spaghetti business clouds your judgement.

-You shouldn't be able to vote or hold views on issues, as it's really just the spaghetti talking.

-You not be allowed to discuss it in public.

-If you attempt to teach your children about this spaghetti crap, we might have to have the state intervene and take them away from you.

Other than that, you're free to believe in spaghetti as much as you want. We in the no-spaghetti crowd are very tolerant.

I counter your proposal with my, er, proposal.

- All politics should be based on the teachings of Spaghettism and the Good Lord's spaghetti shaped book, which is admittedly a bit hard to read having only one line per page, shall be the moral grounding for all laws.

- All KFC's will be changed to Bella Pasta where our Lord can be worshipped

- Evolutionary theory will be taught only as an alternative to Spaghettism for the minority that don't follow or lord, may they burn in flamegrilled hell.

- Attacks on our religion will be viewed on attacks on freedom and the perpretrators will be struck from the face of the earth, any who say that this is merely an excuse to secure the worlds supply of Olive Oil will be ignored.

All glory to the Lord

Disbelievers have been warned, repent know or be washed away when the Lord cleanses this vile world with Carbonnara.

[scooter_the_shooter]

No people at the org have proposed what you wrote. But i have seen people say the things don posted about religion on .org

[Don Corleone]

Aah, but the courts have found that mentioning spaghetti in public is unconstitutional. Celebrating spaghetti day, when we non-spaghetti people might be around and get offended is unconstitutional. They've found that spaghetti beliefs can be considered a form of child abuse. Therefore, regardless of the majority, the courts, which are all powerful, are on the no-spaghetti side.

Game, set, match. No more spaghetti. If you mention it again, I'll have you arrested for hate-speech.

[Goofball]

You know, you whackos with your spaghetti foolishness.... I'm proposing that:

-You not be allowed into politics, as this spaghetti business clouds your judgement.

-You shouldn't be able to vote or hold views on issues, as it's really just the spaghetti talking.

-You not be allowed to discuss it in public.

-If you attempt to teach your children about this spaghetti crap, we might have to have the state intervene and take them away from you.

Other than that, you're free to believe in spaghetti as much as you want. We in the no-spaghetti crowd are very tolerant.

*waits with eager anticipation for the smiting of Don with the noodley appendage*

[Don Corleone]

*waits with eager anticipation for the smiting of Don with the noodley appendage*

OW! :stars: :whip:
:help:

[drone]

OW! :stars: :whip:
:help:
:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:

[Azi Tohak]

I think this thread is almost as good as the Bartix thread. It is hilarious!

~D

Azi

[Red Harvest]

When do we start passing around petitions to support school prayer to the Spaghetti Monster?

[BDC]

When do we start passing around petitions to support school prayer to the Spaghetti Monster?
As soon as possible.

All must learn of His Noodly Appendage.

[KukriKhan]

When will happen when the Parmesian Sect, and Romano Cult leaders are finally given freedom? And why are meatballs only discussed in whispers? I smell conSPIRacy...or is that garlic?

[Don Corleone]

As soon as possible.

All must learn of His Noodly Appendage.

Watch out for that thing... it smarts like the dickens...
:bigcry:

[drone]

When will happen when the Parmesian Sect, and Romano Cult leaders are finally given freedom? And why are meatballs only discussed in whispers? I smell conSPIRacy...or is that garlic?
Those leaders are doomed to the pits of Al'fredo for their heresies. His Noodly Appendange has cast out the rebellious cheeses, worshippers of the cream sauces are following false idols and will suffer eternal damnation! Do not be tempted by their seductive charms. Only through the teachings of Marinara will you know true salvation.

[Goofball]

Watch out for that thing... it smarts like the dickens...
:bigcry:

Sorry, Don, I tried to warn you, even though you are a heathen...

[Don Corleone]

What are you talking about, you didn't warn me about crap. In fact, I have it on good evidence you sold Pay-Per-View rights to my smiting.

The question is, how long will it be until some dangerous idealogue filmmaker makes a film done all in the original tongue of Ricotta about the life and times of the Flying Spaghetti Monster's only son, Pizza the Crust. I just know it'll be one more close-minded mean sprited attempt to blame the pizza makers one more time, and I for one won't stand for the continued anti-pizza rhetoric. I will boycott! I will ban! I will come up with every mean name I can to condemn that film! But I won't actually see it.

[ichi]

I was raised as a Catholic, and all we ever got were those plain bread wafers. I think now how good those would have tasted with a little parmesian, and some garlic bread.

I wonder if I can claim my meals at Italian Restaurants as religious deductions. And I should prolly get a holiday or two each year to celebrate FSMism.

ichi ~:cheers:

ps once my little ister and I got into a food fight with spaghetti, most of which wound up being thrown at one another. So, I had my first true glimpse of the universal creator at the age of 10 and I didn't even realize it.

pps


And also would you dispute that absolutely no priests have ever been found to be playing hide the sausage with male minors?

Come by some time and I'll show you the difference between a half-nelson, a full-nelson, and Father Nelson

[drone]

once my little ister and I got into a food fight with spaghetti, most of which wound up being thrown at one another. So, I had my first true glimpse of the universal creator at the age of 10 and I didn't even realize it.You were blessed with a vision as a child? What did the creator say to you? Prophet Ichi, you must enlighten us!

[Papewaio]

Of course, Papewaio. Thank goodness we have you around to enlighten us. Silly us, we thought child molesters were scattered among all walks of life, and thanks to you, we now know, it's Catholic priests that do it. Everyone else: schoolteachers, psychologists, nurses, doctors... anybody that's a secularist could not possibly be responsible. Just religious leaders, and most especially Catholic priests. Glad we got that straight. We are so lucky to have you around when you offer us these insights, big guy.

Yes lots of other people molest children.

Just a lot funnier when there is a saying of 'Turn the other cheek' within Christian faith and a lot of Catholic priests in particular have been found to a) molesting young boys b) the priests swore a life of celibacy and lecture others on what is correct sex.

For molesting doctors and nurses it would be 'the meatwad injection'.

For molesting Schoolteachers 'oral examinations'.

For molesting Psychologists 'Lets slip into something a little more Freudian'.

Secularists molestor 'Ohhhh myyy Gawwwd, Sh!t I mean oohhhh myyyy verifiable scientiiffficcc paradigm'

Flying Spaghetti Monster Club molestor 'Check out my noodly appendage if you want to get closer to the FSM.'

[KukriKhan]

I am now wearing the holy red vestments (t-shirt) to partake of the sacred noodly essence this very evening, with marinara made from scratch by Mrs. Kukri, of ingredients she perceived in a vision.

:lip-smack:

[Steppe Merc]

Great articale. I ignored it at first, thinking it was some stupid spam thing, but this is quite funny. Good find!

The question is, does His Noodleness take offense when we eat Him? Or is eatable Spaghetti lesser, demi Noodles, instead of one part of one all knowing Noodle?
Or is He glad that we survive by eating Him, and does He sacrifice Himself for us, because He is benelovent? Or are noodle eaters doomed to be submerged in tomato sauce for all eternity?

[ichi]

You were blessed with a vision as a child? What did the creator say to you? Prophet Ichi, you must enlighten us!

I heard a loud voice from on high saying "Knock that $h!t off before I have to come down there!"

Since we didn't, of course, I soon felt the hand of God whomp me up the side of my head, thus fulfilling the prophecy.

So please, brothers and sisters, knock it off.

ichi :bow:

[Ja'chyra]

When will happen when the Parmesian Sect, and Romano Cult leaders are finally given freedom? And why are meatballs only discussed in whispers? I smell conSPIRacy...or is that garlic?

All know that the Parmesian Sect and Romano Cult leaders are merely misguided miscreants yearning for the love of the true God and they will shortly be brought into the fold, forcefully if necessary.

As for meatballs you should read the Good Book where it says:


And so it came to pass that the Meatballs mustered their mighty armies and marched against the towns of Jobabob and Helzamtor in the mountains of Karmanatop with the aim of casting down the True God and raising their false Meaty Idol in his stead.

When the Lord heard this he did appear in the air above the pass of Maxgranyor and he did smite the evil Meatballs with his noodly appendage casting them from the Lands of Light, forever to dwell in the Flamegrilled Hell.

Thus did Meatballs become the tools of the Devil.

So sayeth the Lord

[AntiochusIII]

Wow, I thought it was a spam thread, but it's awesome! LOL

Yet I do pray for thy lost souls as thou heretics use the name of the Lord with such carelessness, and name a puny "club" after His Holy name. The Lord demands that we all shall openly worship Him as an organized religion, and all of ye who has failed to adhere shall face the wrath of His noodly appendage!

Grr...I love Spaghetti.

[drone]

The question is, does His Noodleness take offense when we eat Him? Or is eatable Spaghetti lesser, demi Noodles, instead of one part of one all knowing Noodle?
Or is He glad that we survive by eating Him, and does He sacrifice Himself for us, because He is benelovent? Or are noodle eaters doomed to be submerged in tomato sauce for all eternity?The consumption of mortal spaghetti is part of the ritual of Holy Sacrament.
This is His body, boiled and cooked for you. Take, eat, in rememberance of him.There currently are heated theological debates about the use of spoons to eat the sacrament. But all parties agree that under no circumstances are the noodles to be halved before cooking.

[BDC]

The question is, does His Noodleness take offense when we eat Him? Or is eatable Spaghetti lesser, demi Noodles, instead of one part of one all knowing Noodle?

Only by eating Him, with a nice sauce and parmasan cheese, do we become closer to Him and his eternal Noodliness.

[Red Harvest]

Eating His Noodliness is a Sacrament, not to be entered into lightly.

...okay this post is starting to get a bit sacrilegious. I have some great ideas and a whole ceremony leapt into my brain in true Monty Python mode...but I'm running up against some self imposed limits. Now I must accuse my self of religious censorship. Oh, the agony.

[Ja'chyra]

We can't let this thread die

[Divinus Arma]

Hahaha Lol

[Soulforged]

The thread will not die as long as Flying Spaghetti Monster lives!! His hands will be behind it. Amen.

[Papewaio]

Udon Noodles, the Oriental sect ~D

[Papewaio]

Chilli Noodles.

[BDC]

So, is He made from rice or wheat?

[R'as al Ghul]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/80/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster.jpg

Have you seen this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster) ?

~:cheers:

[AntiochusIII]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/80/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster.jpg

Have you seen this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster) ?

~:cheers:Awesome. Finally, an equal place with ID in wikipedia.

We shall celebrate this victory of our Lord!

[Ronin]

So, is He made from rice or wheat?

the misteries regarding the nature of his noodliness are beyond the meak possibilities of human understanding ~D

[InsaneApache]

I was on route to Damascus when I was afflicted by a vision. ~:eek:
In this vision the FSM said unto me....."Go forth Insane-one and preach unto the unbelievers that only wheat pasta is acceptable to the Lord. No rice pasta shall be allowed, for it is unclean and to those who practise this blasphemous act they shall be unclean and shall be made to wash behind their ears." ~D

I will root out this heresy wherever it is to be found and shall send to 'Him' the fork and spoons of this heresy for 'Him' to pronounce judgement upon. ~;)

Glory be!!!!!

[Soulforged]

I was on route to Damascus when I was afflicted by a vision. ~:eek:
In this vision the FSM said unto me....."Go forth Insane-one and preach unto the unbelievers that only wheat pasta is acceptable to the Lord. No rice pasta shall be allowed, for it is unclean and to those who practise this blasphemous act they shall be unclean and shall be made to wash behind their ears." ~D

I will root out this heresy wherever it is to be found and shall send to 'Him' the fork and spoons of this heresy for 'Him' to pronounce judgement upon. ~;)

Glory be!!!!!

Praise the new evangelion, death to all the infidels. ~D

[Zalmoxis]

I smell the start of a FSM holy war againts the infidels. A Spihade, if you will.

[A.Saturnus]

Ramen!

[InsaneApache]

....and lo, as it came to pass, the 'Wheatery Inquirers' went about their tasks, and did find such a nest of vipers that it did indeed discomfort the devout and holy spirit.....and 'PARMISAN' was it's name....all hail the wheat pasta for it is clean and good :bow:

[Reverend Joe]

Yes lots of other people molest children.

Just a lot funnier when there is a saying of 'Turn the other cheek' within Christian faith and a lot of Catholic priests in particular have been found to a) molesting young boys b) the priests swore a life of celibacy and lecture others on what is correct sex.

For molesting doctors and nurses it would be 'the meatwad injection'.

HEY! :brood:
~D

Too bad this thread is dying... I found it too late.

[BDC]

Praise the new evangelion, death to all the infidels. ~D
May they choke on His body.

[AntiochusIII]

HEY!Too bad this thread is dying... I found it too late.Dying? How could you say that against His Noodliness! You...you are...

INFIDEL!

~D

[Papewaio]

HEY! :brood:
~D

Too bad this thread is dying... I found it too late.

What prey tell ~;) did you think meatwad means?

[Soulforged]

....and lo, as it came to pass, the 'Wheatery Inquirers' went about their tasks, and did find such a nest of vipers that it did indeed discomfort the devout and holy spirit.....and 'PARMISAN' was it's name....all hail the wheat pasta for it is clean and good :bow:

Praise to our new leader Insane Apache, the profet. He'll guide us to the holy land. :bow:

[Reverend Joe]

You need to see "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" to understand... it's a surreal cartoon that comes on Adult Swim at Midnight. (Adult Swim being the late-night incarnation of Cartoon Network; they show reruns of Family Guy and Futurama, as well as their own bizarre cartoons. Good stuff.)

But my name was NOT taken from... that.

[VAE VICTUS]

the spaghetti monster doesnt exist.I ATE 'EM!!!!!

[Soulforged]

the spaghetti monster doesnt exist.I ATE 'EM!!!!!

Blasfemer!!!!

You can't eat him he's on everyone of us, in all things.