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Strike For The South
08-12-2005, 18:13
With the advent of new nationalistic clubs we americans need to put the smelly french, dentally impaired brits, drunk scandinavians, stubborn greeks and apathetic canadians in there place because we all know America is the only country ever wroth mentoining in any meaningful discussion we just kick that much ass ~:cheers:
Join the America kick ass club today :charge:
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Strike For The South
Gawain of Orkeny
08-12-2005, 18:16
I was afraid this would nappen. How many clubs are we going to have again? How about the spam club as thats what most of these are in reality.
Louis VI the Fat
08-12-2005, 18:20
Join the America kicks ass club today :charge:
Nah. You will no doubt require us to wear shoulder pads, helmets and other protective equipment while at it. ~;p
Strike For The South
08-12-2005, 18:23
Nah. You will no doubt require us to wear shoulder pads, helmets and other protective equipment while at it. ~;p
You have a problem with football Louis do ya :rifle:
Strike For The South
08-12-2005, 18:25
That's because our football players are so much bigger and stronger than yours.
:charge:
3 cheers ~:cheers: ~:cheers: ~:cheers:
scooter_the_shooter
08-12-2005, 18:26
It doesn't matter if their sports are more brutal we still have our guns ~D I guess
europeans are too incompetent(i know i spelled it wrong) to own guns sense many want to ban them.
Gawain of Orkeny
08-12-2005, 18:32
It doesn't matter if their sports are more brutal we still have our guns I guess
But their not. ~:confused: Do you think rugby is more brutal than American football. I dont think so. Again for all you europeans only organized teams for the most part use equipment most americans play fooball wearing nothing but the clothes on their back. And a football of course. ~;)
Louis VI the Fat
08-12-2005, 18:33
No, you spelled competence correctly. But not since.
Gah! I even beat you at your own language. Face it, we are superior to you guys in every respect. ~;p
Gawain of Orkeny
08-12-2005, 18:34
Gah! I even beat you at your own language. Face it, we are superior to you guys in every respect.
Oh yeah!!!! Well your women have hairy arm pits. I dont call that superior. ~D
Louis VI the Fat
08-12-2005, 18:34
most americans play fooball wearing nothing but the clothes on their back. And a football of course. ~;)That's because you have so many poor people. Our underclass can afford proper sports clothes. ~;p
Silver Rusher
08-12-2005, 18:38
We play rugby everywhere else, and rugby players never hide behind pads or helmets. That's 'cos we Brits and members of other commonwealth countries (+france I suppose) are REAL MEN.
With the advent of new nationalistic clubs we americans need to put the smelly french, dentally impaired brits, drunk scandinavians...
:beadyeyes2:
Ignorant, tightass, snowed-in Yank!
you asked for it.... :iloveyou:
Gawain of Orkeny
08-12-2005, 18:38
So you admit your a bunch of pussies. We play a dangerous sport like football with no protection while you guys cant even play a relatively safe sport like soccer without it. Again I maintain our poor are far better off then yours.
We play rugby everywhere else, and rugby players never hide behind pads or helmets. That's 'cos we Brits and members of other commonwealth countries (+france I suppose) are REAL MEN.
Thats because its no where near as hard hitting as american football . Real men play American football without pads. Have any of you ever played american football against americans? Niot two hand touch but tackle? If not I think you maybe in for a surprise.
scooter_the_shooter
08-12-2005, 18:39
well............oh yeah we are............cooler...that right we are so much cooler then you :pimp2:. And we won the olympics ~:cheers:
Strike For The South
08-12-2005, 18:40
Our women are also much better looking ~:cheers:
Strike For The South
08-12-2005, 18:41
we just kick so much ass
Louis VI the Fat
08-12-2005, 18:42
Oh yeah!!!! Well your women have hairy arm pits. I dont call that superior. ~DI can deal with that. Beats having to deal with all those 200 pound heavy butts. ~;p
Strike For The South
08-12-2005, 18:43
I can deal with that. Beats having to deal with all those 200 pound heavy butts. ~;p
Fat women need love to (they just have to pay for it)
Gawain of Orkeny
08-12-2005, 18:43
I can deal with that. Beats having to deal with all those 200 pound heavy butts.
You have the same 200lb heavy butts but with hairy armpits. ~;)
Nah. You will no doubt require us to wear shoulder pads, helmets and other protective equipment while at it. ~;p
~:cheers: ~;p ~;p ~;p ~;p ~;p ~;p ~;p ~;p ~;p ~;p ~;p ~;p ~;p ~;p ~;p ~;p ~;p ~;p ~;p ~;p ~;p ~;p ~;p ~;p ~;p ~:cheers:
Louis VI the Fat
08-12-2005, 18:52
We ignore the fat ones. ~:handball:But they're so huge they're impossible to overlook. ~;p
http://funnystuff.blogspirit.com/images/medium_euro_vs_america_jpg.jpg
Gawain of Orkeny
08-12-2005, 18:54
Hey I posted that fat butt once. Now you didnt create that all by yourself did you or can you provide a link proving the nationality of these women. I think thier labeld backwards.
Byzantine Prince
08-12-2005, 18:56
This thread is soooooooo... dumb.
I got a laugh out of it though.
Bashing countries and people for trivial reasons are we? Don't get me started, but the amerians are the last to make comments that's for sure. They have little to be proud of. ~:)
But they're so huge they're impossible to overlook. ~;p
http://funnystuff.blogspirit.com/images/medium_euro_vs_america_jpg.jpg
:shocked2: :laugh3:
Strike For The South
08-12-2005, 18:58
This thread is soooooooo... dumb.
I got a laugh out of it though.
Bashing countries and people for trivial reasons are we? Don't get me started, but the amerians are the last to make comments that's for sure. They have little to be proud of. ~:)
Silly canadians and there commie ways and bad gammer to boot ~D
Gawain of Orkeny
08-12-2005, 19:03
Well I just did a google search and I have to give Louis his do. We are even number one in making fat people. Heres the record holder
http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/syager.jpg
1600lbs of lovin.
1. Carol Yager (1960 - 1994) of Flint, MI; 5 ft 7 in, estimated to have weighed more than 1600 lbs at her peak. She had been fat since childhood. In 1993, she was measured at 1189 lbs when admitted to Hurley Medical Center, suffering from cellulitis. She lost nearly 500 lbs on a 1200-calorie diet, but most of that weight was thought to be fluid, and she regained all of it and more soon after being discharged. Her teenage daughter, a boyfriend, and a group of volunteers helped take care of her. Despite extravagant promises by diet maven Richard Simmons and talk-show host Jerry Springer, Yager received little practical assistance in return for her media exposure (though Springer continues to profit from her appearance on his show, having rebroadcast that episode at least four times). She was refused further hospitalization on the grounds that her condition was not critical, despite massive water retention and signs of incipient kidney failure, and these problems led to her death a few weeks later.
Heres number two weighing in at a mere 1200lbs.
http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/bford2.gif
Well I just did a google search and I have to give Louis his do. We are even number one in making fat people. Heres the record holder
http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/syager.jpg
Heres number two weighing in at a mere 1200lbs.
http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/bford2.gif
1600lbs of lovin.
Finally you have found something to be proud of. ~:)
Gawain of Orkeny
08-12-2005, 19:08
Well it does prove were the biggest if not the best. ~D
Well it does prove were the biggest if not the best. ~D
A bit of topic - don't you know how old are they, just wondering?
IMO they may have lot's of mediacal troubles with such a big weight.
KukriKhan
08-12-2005, 19:12
Well, I hope that was cathartic, and you have it out of your system, because it's closed now, simply on the basis of the first post.
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