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Strike For The South
09-05-2005, 21:43
TEE For me Ford-F350 with double tires a big lift bubba lights a deer guard silver lock box in bed and the flaps with the naked ladies on them and inside of the bed a place where i can put the confederate flag a big flag ~:cheers: ~:cheers: ~:cheers: ~:cheers: ~:cheers:

King Henry V
09-05-2005, 22:01
A truck?

Strike For The South
09-05-2005, 22:07
A truck?

Ya a truck there is nothing else :charge:

IrishMike
09-05-2005, 22:39
No trucks, trucks are evil and too big to drive. Now you know what you really want is a civic. Small, nice acceleration, and great gas mileage.

Adrian II
09-06-2005, 00:03
Ya a truck there is nothing else :charge:Eh?

PanzerJaeger
09-06-2005, 03:38
Im perfectly content with my RR. If I had to pick a new truck besides the one I already have, Id get a GWagen. Those are awesome.

Ice
09-06-2005, 04:23
\inside of the bed a place where i can put the confederate flag a big flag ~:cheers: ~:cheers: ~:cheers: ~:cheers: ~:cheers:

:laugh4: :laugh4:

Taurus
09-06-2005, 08:04
Probably a Ford F150 Lightning ~:cheers:

King Henry V
09-06-2005, 10:58
My dear, Confederate friend, don't you see? Rolls-Royces are the only thing for me.

Paul Peru
09-06-2005, 16:57
An electric one that should be easy to park in the city and have 4 doors through which the people who are using it for transport may enter, and later exit with ease and elegance. ~:cheers:
I am not usually all that "into" trucks, so I'm not quite sure what truck that would be, som kind of pick-up or carry-on truck, I suspect. :bow:

Adrian II
09-06-2005, 17:22
An electric one that should be easy to park in the city and have 4 doors through which the people who are using it for transport may enter, and later exit with ease and elegance. ~:cheers:
I am not usually all that "into" trucks, so I'm not quite sure what truck that would be, som kind of pick-up or carry-on truck, I suspect. :bow:That would be a dump-truck, I suppose. European cars have doors and seats in them, so one can drive without being covered in horse manure or Confederate flags.

Proletariat
09-06-2005, 17:52
Truck, truck, bo buck, banana fana fo fu- :lipsrsealed2:

Slooow day at work.

BDC
09-06-2005, 18:10
A flying one which needs no fuel, can survive bullets, hard vacuum and missiles, and has a hot tub in the back.

Big King Sanctaphrax
09-06-2005, 18:24
An invisible one.

Adrian II
09-06-2005, 18:44
Truck, truck, bo buck, banana fana fo fu- :lipsrsealed2:

Slooow day at work.Can't you go pick on an elderly patient, a registered Democrat most likely? Cause him to make a scene, push all the emergency buttons, recline with a cuppa.

PanzerJaeger
09-06-2005, 20:09
That would be a dump-truck, I suppose. European cars have doors and seats in them, so one can drive without being covered in horse manure or Confederate flags.

Hehe, the American pick-up truck culture has produced some very spacious, comfortable trucks that have a much better ride than many European vehicles. Many of my friends drive them. ~:rolleyes:

Reverend Joe
09-06-2005, 20:16
Who needs a truck when you have a steel penticonter with wheels? No more problems with rush hour- just ram your way through.

Strike For The South
09-07-2005, 03:33
That would be a dump-truck, I suppose. European cars have doors and seats in them, so one can drive without being covered in horse manure or Confederate flags.

You dont like getting coverd in horse manure ~:eek:

dessa14
09-07-2005, 03:38
well if i had to pick a utility vehicle (i hate big trucks, and i especially hate SUV's) i'd pick a holden hsv maloo, are aren't they great... cost lots but are great and fast and powerful.
thanks,
dizzy
P.S. i'd choose the big truck behind one of those huge diesel freight trains, i wanna see any road truck survive being hit by that kinda truck...

7Bear7Scar
09-07-2005, 11:35
Just remember, dont bother buying a truck you can pass on to your children. Because at this rate, there wont be any gasoline left for them to put in it...

Adrian II
09-07-2005, 18:23
Hehe, the American pick-up truck culture has produced some very spacious, comfortable trucks that have a much better ride than many European vehicles. Many of my friends drive them. ~:rolleyes:I hear they have heating (http://www.cnn.com/2005/AUTOS/09/07/ford_recall/index.html) as well...

AntiochusIII
09-07-2005, 22:59
Just remember, dont bother buying a truck you can pass on to your children. Because at this rate, there wont be any gasoline left for them to put in it...Wow. Only 78 posts and a Senior member. What did you do in 2003/2004 to earn such a prestigious position?

Anyway, trucks sucks. Often dangerous, loud, too tall, too large, too heavy, too gluttonous for gasoline. Why, saying this I feel it works very well stereotyping America! ~D

PanzerJaeger
09-07-2005, 23:09
Wow, hey Scar, long time. ~:wave:

By Adrian

I hear they have heating as well...

Ahh, the beauty of the American auto industry. ~;)

This is all you really need in a truck.

http://www.billstclair.com/blog/images/g5suv.jpg

Adrian II
09-07-2005, 23:27
This is all you really need in a truck.Silly me, I thought we were talking cars.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/graphics/2005/09/02/mfjag03.jpg

Skomatth
09-07-2005, 23:27
This is the only Trek that can handle the gnarly trails I frequent: http://www2.trekbikes.com/Assets/Bikes/Mountain/Full_Suspension/Session/Session_77/asset_upload_file600_3268.jpg

AntiochusIII
09-08-2005, 00:05
Mercedes Benz, Panzer? Isn't that a European - in fact German - company?

BTW, Adrian, cool car. How much does it cost? ~D

Proletariat
09-08-2005, 00:45
Can't you go pick on an elderly patient, a registered Democrat most likely? Cause him to make a scene, push all the emergency buttons, recline with a cuppa.

Best idea I've heard all day. But now it's wednesday and enough residents have fallen recently for me to have a full patient load.

File under: Plans for rainy days.

PanzerJaeger
09-08-2005, 01:52
Mercedes Benz, Panzer? Isn't that a European - in fact German - company?

Hehe, why is that so hard to believe? Personally I think the Brits are the masters of the 4X4, but thats an awesome truck.

Kaiser of Arabia
09-08-2005, 02:10
http://www.vanco.net/images/truck.jpg

Zharakov
09-08-2005, 03:19
I like tanks... do they count?

I used to drive a tank...

dessa14
09-08-2005, 07:19
Adrian, is that a Aston martin DB9...? if it is it costs lots of monies.

Adrian II
09-08-2005, 10:00
Dessa14, AntiochusIII, that is the Aston Marton V8 Vantage and I believe it costs around £80,000. Hence its nickname of 'banker's car'. I can not afford it, but I can afford to look at it. That is enough. I find it reassuring that it exists amid all the wind tunnel floozies, Sports Ugliness Vehicles and designer nightmares that are called 'cars' these days.

English assassin
09-08-2005, 10:38
Dessa14, AntiochusIII, that is the Aston Marton V8 Vantage and I believe it costs around £80,000. Hence its nickname of 'banker's car'. I can not afford it, but I can afford to look at it. That is enough. I find it reassuring that it exists amid all the wind tunnel floozies, Sports Ugliness Vehicles and designer nightmares that are called 'cars' these days.

Is that deputy prime minister John Prescott looking at it in the picture? Its bad enough we have to pay for two Jaguars for him, he needn't think he's getting a bloody Aston Martin too.

A few years back our senior partner paid himself a bonus and went out and bought one of these with it. We were all rather annoyed. A few weeks after this scandal, I passed him in the morning on my way to work, him cocooned in his Aston Martin, purring quietly (and the car made a nice noise too), me on my old pushbike fighting the usual losing battles with bus drivers.

I thought there was something very wrong about that scenario, somehow. And yes the word "banker" did cross my mind.

Even further off topic its bad enough that the Dutch speak better English than the English, but when they start using rhyming slang too it really is depressing.

Anyway, I don't want a truck, as I am not a farmer, nor do I have unusually small genitals. I would quite like a Triumph Rocket III though, if I can ever work out the old paying-yourself-a-bonus trick. 0-casualty in about 2.5 seconds, lovely

Adrian II
09-08-2005, 10:48
Is that deputy prime minister John Prescott looking at it in the picture?The gentleman in the picture obviously works out. So, apparently, does his career. John Prescott is a fat git whose career is going nowhere.

English assassin
09-08-2005, 11:56
John Prescott is a fat git whose career is going nowhere.

Come on. He is deputy prime minister, which is a great job title with no work at all attached to it. (In contrast to, say, "First Sea Lord", which IMHO is the best job title in the UK, but sadly involves running the entire Royal Navy. Admittedly this now consists of two small skiffs and a rubber duck called Errol, but its still more work than Prescott has to do)

Also he gets to punch voters, welsh voters to boot, and everyone loves it. I speak from experience when I say the frustrated desire to punch idiot voters is a leading cause of stress in the political classes. So I'd say in terms of a political career this is about as good as it gets.

He is a fat git though, fair enough.

Adrian II
09-08-2005, 12:08
Also he gets to punch voters, welsh voters to boot, and everyone loves it.Since when is that the privilege of British politicians? I remember punching a few on holiday, usually after pub closing time when they would try and vent their frustration for losing their sole purpose in life on unsuspecting tourists. Prescott packs a fine right, but that is mainly due to arm exercise in similar locations over the years. Which goes a long way toward explaining why John Prescott is, indeed, a fat git.

dessa14
09-08-2005, 12:16
of all the cars in world, i want a DB5, now how awesome would that be... stinking italian job ruining that beutiful car :Fist shaking smilie: damnit why doesn't that one exist. yeah damnit
this'll have to do :furious3:

Adrian II
09-08-2005, 12:41
of all the cars in world, i want a DB5, now how awesome would that be... stinking italian job ruining that beutiful car :Fist shaking smilie: damnit why doesn't that one exist. yeah damnit
this'll have to do :furious3:Eh?

Mouzafphaerre
09-08-2005, 14:57
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I want a diesel Audi someday. ~:)
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