Hiding the proceeds of crime - the hard way!

[Idaho]

Woman hides stolen mobile phone up Gary Glitter! (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/09/13/stolen_mobile_extraction/)

~:eek:

I know you mods will grumble - but it's a genuine story.

An unlubed mobile would take some shoving!

[Kagemusha]

Idaho,You are killing me. :laugh4: I guess this is the one thread in backroom that wont turn into right left depate.

[Productivity]

Idaho,You are killing me. :laugh4: I guess this is the one thread in backroom that wont turn into right left depate.

Society is to blame for putting her in a position where she needed to steal. If mobile phones were freely provided to all then a crime such as this would not happen.

[English assassin]

You'd REALLY have to want that phone, wouldn't you?

I'm having some difficulty with how she got it there on a crowded bus without anyone noticing what was going on. God knows London Underground is pretty hellish at times, and Londoners are notorious for pretending not to notice things, but even here someone ramming a phone up their jacksie would attract some comment, I feel.

[Kagemusha]

Society is to blame for putting her in a position where she needed to steal. If mobile phones were freely provided to all then a crime such as this would not happen.

Aargh!Grabs his wazikashi and does the honourable thing. :stwshame:

[Bartix]

Society is to blame for putting her in a position where she needed to steal. If mobile phones were freely provided to all then a crime such as this would not happen.
Should be mandatory life to death sentences for mobile phone theft! :charge:
Softy liberal policy to blame for some one to never feel comfortable with phone again. :furious3:

[Taffy_is_a_Taff]

"An unlubed mobile would take some shoving!"

sounds like the voice of experience to me ~D ~D ~D

[Idaho]

"An unlubed mobile would take some shoving!"

sounds like the voice of experience to me ~D ~D ~D

'tis always better to regret something you have done than something you haven't ~;)


Yikes! Another call coming and I left it on vibrate ~:eek: :dizzy2:

[yesdachi]

I’ll bet FOX is already in the works to buy the movie rights to this new crime drama. ~;)

Side note @ kagemusha: I found a political angle, she must have been liberal, because no “tight ass” conservative could um… fit … well, you know. ~D

[Kagemusha]

Side note @ kagemusha: I found a political angle, she must have been liberal, because no “tight ass” conservative could um… fit … well, you know. ~D

I must admit you have a point there. ~D Here goes another thread. ~:mecry:

[Louis VI the Fat]

Link removed

~:cool:

EDIT by Ser Clegane: I think that one goes a bit too far...


EDIT II by Louis IV: Which means all of you will just have to wonder in perennial curiousity what that link linked to... ~;)

[Meneldil]

Well, I don't find it that funny. These people are just stupid/hopeless. This is a common way to hide stolen stuffs for romanian gipsies.

[English assassin]

You don't find someone stuffing a mobile phone up their bottom, and the police detecting it by ringing the number, funny?

I find it hilarious, but then, I am British.

[Sjakihata]

I find it hilarious, but then, I am British.

yes, and we all know that the british have a lousy sense of humor.

[Kagemusha]

yes, and we all know that the british have a lousy sense of humor.
But British comedy is exellent.Think of Mister Beam for example. ~;)

[Sjakihata]

But British comedy is exellent.Think of Mister Beam for example. ~;)

Dude, I was being sarcastic ~;)

[Kagemusha]

Dude, I was being sarcastic ~;)

And i was beeing a smart ass. ~:cheers:

[English assassin]

We only make Mr Bean for export...

[yesdachi]

Great, now I have a vision in my head of Mr. Bean with a ringing phone in his “back pocket”.

[GoreBag]

What a great article. Would vibrate really have been so bad, though? You normally have to buy things to do that for you.

[Reverend Joe]

We only make Mr Bean for export...
Hey, don't apologise- we haven't apologised for Mad TV or Jerry Lewis yet.

And speaking of which... Any Chinese people here? If so, I apologise for Mulan.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

We only make Mr Bean for export...

...And unlike Carlsberg, we don't hate to see it leave.

Couldn't she have put it on silent mode? Most phones have them, and it would have spared her the empassioned shrieking that vibrate probably would have produced.

[Meneldil]

You don't find someone stuffing a mobile phone up their bottom, and the police detecting it by ringing the number, funny?

I find it hilarious, but then, I am British.

Yeah well, the fact they found the phone by ringing the number *is* funny. But the fact some people have to hide a cellular phone in their bottom/vagina is quite disappointing.

[Strike For The South]

HAHAHAHAHA ~:cheers:

[Louis VI the Fat]

Oh, come on. Mr. Bean isn't Blackadder, but he does have his moments... ~:)

[Byzantine Prince]

Society is to blame for putting her in a position where she needed to steal. If mobile phones were freely provided to all then a crime such as this would not happen.
*waits for JAG to show up and seriously considers this a good a idea*

Yes everything! is society's fault. I messed up my photogrammetry test, Gosh darn you society!!!!!

[Idaho]

Oh, come on. Mr. Bean isn't Blackadder, but he does have his moments... ~:)

Mr Bean to Blackadder is like Ribena to finest Claret.

[Shahed]

Lol