Spamathon!

[Beirut]

In celebration of my release from Backroom duties, this thread is open to all known forms of SPAM for the next five hours. Keep it clean and pics within borders.

Be fruitful and mulitply thy posts. :bow:

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/horsesass/spam.jpg

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Wahoo! Wahoo! Wahoo! ~d

[Kagemusha]

postcount +1 ~:cheers:

[Louis VI the Fat]

http://media.hormel.com/images/refimages/spam%20press%20kit/SPAMMOBILEthumb.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

:wideeyed:

:dizzy2:~:handball:

[Reverend Joe]

https://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1097/gonzogun16dg.jpg
God damn the pusher!

https://img15.imageshack.us/img15/7779/istheacidkickingin8dt.gif
...That's why.


And one last thing:
https://img15.imageshack.us/img15/2332/fearandloathinginthewhitehouse.gif
Fear and Loathing in the White House.

I'm done for now.

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Paaaaaaarrrrrrttttttttyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wahhhhooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[discovery1]

I never though that a mod would open a spam thread.....
THE END IS NIGH!!!!

So what kinds of spam are there?

picture spam, smilie spam, text spam?

I hear screams.....

[Reverend Joe]

There's already one of these in the EB forum. It's the sad puppy thread. It's mostly photo spam though- but it's really funny.

https://img273.imageshack.us/img273/6199/bluefear0wk.jpg
Are you getting the blue fear yet? ~D

[Kagemusha]

Fear and loathing in frotroom. ~D

[Uesugi Kenshin]

Beirut how could you open a spam thread? Doesn't that run contrary to all of the subliminal messaging and other brainwashing techniques Tosa used to train you as a moderator???

Post count +1

[Louis VI the Fat]

So what kinds of spam are there?

picture spam, smilie spam, text spam?Well, for example, here's a completely random and irrelevant poster of Latin names for Red Sea fish that I, in fact, am not in the slightest bit interested in.

http://www.sous-la-mer.com/modules/tablettes-immergeables/images/mer-rouge-verso.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

Then there is smilie spam.

For example: a collection of hippie smilies.

~:smoking: :rolleyes3: ~:joker: :disguise: :rolleyes4: :guitarist: :hippy: :joker: :daisy: :scared: :hat: :mad: :jester: :freak:

[Louis VI the Fat]

The one kind of spam I really can't stand is the kind where some irritating lunatic makes the same statement over and over.

[Louis VI the Fat]

The one kind of spam I really can't stand is the kind where some irritating lunatic makes the same statement over and over..

[Kagemusha]

The one kind of spam I really can't stand is the kind where some irritating lunatic makes the same statement over and over.
at your service ~D

[Louis VI the Fat]

The one kind of spam I really can't stand is the kind where some irritating lunatic makes the same statement over and over...

[Beirut]

Beirut how could you open a spam thread? Doesn't that run contrary to all of the subliminal messaging and other brainwashing techniques Tosa used to train you as a moderator???


Yes. It does. :yes:

****Hey guys, all pics must be hosted by you! No stealing bandwith from others please.****

[Louis VI the Fat]

at your service ~DLikewise! :balloon2:

[ShadesPanther]

The History of Spam

SPAM is a canned pork product made by the Hormel Foods Corporation that has entered into folklore.

The labeled ingredients in the original variety of SPAM are chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added, salt, water, sugar and sodium nitrite. Other varieties of SPAM differ; SPAM Lite contains pork and chicken, and SPAM Oven Roasted Turkey, a halaal food, is especially popular in Muslim markets.

The name of SPAM™

The name "SPAM" was chosen in the 1930s when the product, whose original name—"Hormel Spiced Ham"—was far less memorable, began to lose market share. The name was chosen from multiple entries in a naming contest. A Hormel official once stated that the original meaning of the name SPAM was "Shoulder of Pork and hAM". According to writer Marguerite Patten in SPAM – The Cookbook, the name was suggested by Kenneth Daigneau, brother of the Hormel vice president and an actor.

Other explanations of the origin of the term include the acronym "Specially Processed Assorted Meat","Spiced Pork And haM", "Specially Processed Army Meat", and "SPAre hAM"; there are also some less-than-serious explanations, such as "Synthetically Produced Artificial Meat" or "Stuff Posing As Meat". The current official explanation is the SP and AM were taken from "SPiced hAM" to win a $100 prize.

According to Hormel's trademark guidelines, SPAM™ is spelled with all capital letters and treated as an adjective, as in the phrase SPAM™ luncheon meat. As with many trademarks (such as LEGO™ or Kleenex™) consumers typically simply refer to similar meat products as SPAM.



SPAM around the world

SPAM luncheon meat, like most other luncheon meats, is precooked. However, SPAM is often pan-fried or otherwise heated through again to add texture, etc.

Also of interest is a small local festival in Austin, Minnesota, United States, where Hormel corporate HQ is located. The event, known as SPAM Jam is a carnival-type celebration which coincides with local Fourth of July festivities, featuring parades and fireworks which often relate to the popular luncheon meat. Austin is also home to the SPAM Museum, and the plant that produces the SPAM for most of North America and Europe.

In the United States, the residents of the state of Hawaii and the territory of Guam consume the most SPAM per capita. One popular SPAM dish in Hawaii is spam musubi, in which cooked SPAM is combined with rice and nori seaweed in a manner similar to a pressed sushi roll.

As of 2003, SPAM is sold in 41 countries worldwide. The largest consumers of SPAM after the United States are the United Kingdom and South Korea. It is also a favourite among the people of Saipan, of the Philippines, and Pacific Islanders.

Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev credited donations of American supplies of SPAM for the ability of the Soviet Union to feed the Red Army during World War II.



Cultural references

SPAM was one of the few meat products excluded from the British food rationing that began in World War II (and continued for a number of years after the war), and the British grew heartily tired of it. The British comedy troupe Monty Python used this as the context for their Spam sketch, which gave rise to the term spam.

SPAM is not to be confused with spam, the common term for unsolicited bulk electronic messages. Hormel does not object to the term, but insists that it be spelled in lower case so as to distinguish it from the capitalized SPAM™ trademark. Hormel objects to SPAM's product identity (e.g. images of SPAM cans) being used in relation to spamming, and has filed lawsuits against companies which have attempted to trademark words containing "SPAM".

An Internet joke exists around the notion of a little known religion called "Spammism" which worships the meat.

The Internet also spawned the not-so-subtle art form of SPAM Haiku; see for example The SPAM Haiku Archive.

"Weird Al" Yankovic recorded a song called "SPAM" that is a parody of the R.E.M. song "Stand". The song's lyrics are all about the world-famous luncheon meat. The song is included on the soundtrack album for Yankovic's film UHF, although it does not appear in the movie.

The 1996 movie Muppet Treasure Island featured a character, a villainous pirate pig named "Spa'am". Hormel Foods Corporation sued Jim Henson Productions over the name in a court case that they eventually lost before the film was released.

The Monty Python musical Spamalot opened on Broadway in New York City in early 2005. It combines themes of the quest for the Holy Grail and SPAM. As of April 2005, it was sold out for most performances.

[Reverend Joe]

I just found my new avatar- if custom avatars are ever allowed.
https://img135.imageshack.us/img135/548/thompson1fg.png
Edit: 5- count them, 5- posts! Thank you very much! :bow: ~D

[Kagemusha]

One style of spam ix sto starx talkax wierdox.

[Reverend Joe]

Ix caix nevix understaix bartix. Ix six confusix.

[Louis VI the Fat]

Yes. It does. :yes:

****Hey guys, all pics must be hosted by you! No stealing bandwith from others please.****Er..I.. er...I host a fascinating site about Red Sea fish...?

That you should all come and visit soon...?





:eeeek:

[Reverend Joe]

Yes. It does. :yes:

****Hey guys, all pics must be hosted by you! No stealing bandwith from others please.****
I thought I was hosting my own images, via imageshack... is that what I am supposed to do?

[Louis VI the Fat]

The History of Spam

SPAM is a canned pork product made by the Hormel Foods Corporation that has entered into folklore.

The labeled ingredients in the original variety of SPAM are chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added, salt, water, sugar and sodium nitrite. Other varieties of SPAM differ; SPAM Lite contains pork and chicken, and SPAM Oven Roasted Turkey, a halaal food, is especially popular in Muslim markets.

The name of SPAM™

The name "SPAM" was chosen in the 1930s when the product, whose original name—"Hormel Spiced Ham"—was far less memorable, began to lose market share. The name was chosen from multiple entries in a naming contest. A Hormel official once stated that the original meaning of the name SPAM was "Shoulder of Pork and hAM". According to writer Marguerite Patten in SPAM – The Cookbook, the name was suggested by Kenneth Daigneau, brother of the Hormel vice president and an actor.

Other explanations of the origin of the term include the acronym "Specially Processed Assorted Meat","Spiced Pork And haM", "Specially Processed Army Meat", and "SPAre hAM"; there are also some less-than-serious explanations, such as "Synthetically Produced Artificial Meat" or "Stuff Posing As Meat". The current official explanation is the SP and AM were taken from "SPiced hAM" to win a $100 prize.

According to Hormel's trademark guidelines, SPAM™ is spelled with all capital letters and treated as an adjective, as in the phrase SPAM™ luncheon meat. As with many trademarks (such as LEGO™ or Kleenex™) consumers typically simply refer to similar meat products as SPAM.



SPAM around the world

SPAM luncheon meat, like most other luncheon meats, is precooked. However, SPAM is often pan-fried or otherwise heated through again to add texture, etc.

Also of interest is a small local festival in Austin, Minnesota, United States, where Hormel corporate HQ is located. The event, known as SPAM Jam is a carnival-type celebration which coincides with local Fourth of July festivities, featuring parades and fireworks which often relate to the popular luncheon meat. Austin is also home to the SPAM Museum, and the plant that produces the SPAM for most of North America and Europe.

In the United States, the residents of the state of Hawaii and the territory of Guam consume the most SPAM per capita. One popular SPAM dish in Hawaii is spam musubi, in which cooked SPAM is combined with rice and nori seaweed in a manner similar to a pressed sushi roll.

As of 2003, SPAM is sold in 41 countries worldwide. The largest consumers of SPAM after the United States are the United Kingdom and South Korea. It is also a favourite among the people of Saipan, of the Philippines, and Pacific Islanders.

Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev credited donations of American supplies of SPAM for the ability of the Soviet Union to feed the Red Army during World War II.



Cultural references

SPAM was one of the few meat products excluded from the British food rationing that began in World War II (and continued for a number of years after the war), and the British grew heartily tired of it. The British comedy troupe Monty Python used this as the context for their Spam sketch, which gave rise to the term spam.

SPAM is not to be confused with spam, the common term for unsolicited bulk electronic messages. Hormel does not object to the term, but insists that it be spelled in lower case so as to distinguish it from the capitalized SPAM™ trademark. Hormel objects to SPAM's product identity (e.g. images of SPAM cans) being used in relation to spamming, and has filed lawsuits against companies which have attempted to trademark words containing "SPAM".

An Internet joke exists around the notion of a little known religion called "Spammism" which worships the meat.

The Internet also spawned the not-so-subtle art form of SPAM Haiku; see for example The SPAM Haiku Archive.

"Weird Al" Yankovic recorded a song called "SPAM" that is a parody of the R.E.M. song "Stand". The song's lyrics are all about the world-famous luncheon meat. The song is included on the soundtrack album for Yankovic's film UHF, although it does not appear in the movie.

The 1996 movie Muppet Treasure Island featured a character, a villainous pirate pig named "Spa'am". Hormel Foods Corporation sued Jim Henson Productions over the name in a court case that they eventually lost before the film was released.

The Monty Python musical Spamalot opened on Broadway in New York City in early 2005. It combines themes of the quest for the Holy Grail and SPAM. As of April 2005, it was sold out for most performances.

I agree.

[discovery1]

The trees outside my window are starting to change color. I have a physics test friday. I'm sort of studying for it. Thinking of buying an exacto-knife. etc, etc ,etc

[Kagemusha]

Ix caix nevix understaix bartix. Ix six confusix.

Ther ix notix tu understandxist ~;) andix.

[Kagemusha]

The History of Spam

SPAM is a canned pork product made by the Hormel Foods Corporation that has entered into folklore.

The labeled ingredients in the original variety of SPAM are chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added, salt, water, sugar and sodium nitrite. Other varieties of SPAM differ; SPAM Lite contains pork and chicken, and SPAM Oven Roasted Turkey, a halaal food, is especially popular in Muslim markets.

The name of SPAM™

The name "SPAM" was chosen in the 1930s when the product, whose original name—"Hormel Spiced Ham"—was far less memorable, began to lose market share. The name was chosen from multiple entries in a naming contest. A Hormel official once stated that the original meaning of the name SPAM was "Shoulder of Pork and hAM". According to writer Marguerite Patten in SPAM – The Cookbook, the name was suggested by Kenneth Daigneau, brother of the Hormel vice president and an actor.

Other explanations of the origin of the term include the acronym "Specially Processed Assorted Meat","Spiced Pork And haM", "Specially Processed Army Meat", and "SPAre hAM"; there are also some less-than-serious explanations, such as "Synthetically Produced Artificial Meat" or "Stuff Posing As Meat". The current official explanation is the SP and AM were taken from "SPiced hAM" to win a $100 prize.

According to Hormel's trademark guidelines, SPAM™ is spelled with all capital letters and treated as an adjective, as in the phrase SPAM™ luncheon meat. As with many trademarks (such as LEGO™ or Kleenex™) consumers typically simply refer to similar meat products as SPAM.



SPAM around the world

SPAM luncheon meat, like most other luncheon meats, is precooked. However, SPAM is often pan-fried or otherwise heated through again to add texture, etc.

Also of interest is a small local festival in Austin, Minnesota, United States, where Hormel corporate HQ is located. The event, known as SPAM Jam is a carnival-type celebration which coincides with local Fourth of July festivities, featuring parades and fireworks which often relate to the popular luncheon meat. Austin is also home to the SPAM Museum, and the plant that produces the SPAM for most of North America and Europe.

In the United States, the residents of the state of Hawaii and the territory of Guam consume the most SPAM per capita. One popular SPAM dish in Hawaii is spam musubi, in which cooked SPAM is combined with rice and nori seaweed in a manner similar to a pressed sushi roll.

As of 2003, SPAM is sold in 41 countries worldwide. The largest consumers of SPAM after the United States are the United Kingdom and South Korea. It is also a favourite among the people of Saipan, of the Philippines, and Pacific Islanders.

Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev credited donations of American supplies of SPAM for the ability of the Soviet Union to feed the Red Army during World War II.



Cultural references

SPAM was one of the few meat products excluded from the British food rationing that began in World War II (and continued for a number of years after the war), and the British grew heartily tired of it. The British comedy troupe Monty Python used this as the context for their Spam sketch, which gave rise to the term spam.

SPAM is not to be confused with spam, the common term for unsolicited bulk electronic messages. Hormel does not object to the term, but insists that it be spelled in lower case so as to distinguish it from the capitalized SPAM™ trademark. Hormel objects to SPAM's product identity (e.g. images of SPAM cans) being used in relation to spamming, and has filed lawsuits against companies which have attempted to trademark words containing "SPAM".

An Internet joke exists around the notion of a little known religion called "Spammism" which worships the meat.

The Internet also spawned the not-so-subtle art form of SPAM Haiku; see for example The SPAM Haiku Archive.

"Weird Al" Yankovic recorded a song called "SPAM" that is a parody of the R.E.M. song "Stand". The song's lyrics are all about the world-famous luncheon meat. The song is included on the soundtrack album for Yankovic's film UHF, although it does not appear in the movie.

The 1996 movie Muppet Treasure Island featured a character, a villainous pirate pig named "Spa'am". Hormel Foods Corporation sued Jim Henson Productions over the name in a court case that they eventually lost before the film was released.

The Monty Python musical Spamalot opened on Broadway in New York City in early 2005. It combines themes of the quest for the Holy Grail and SPAM. As of April 2005, it was sold out for most performances.

That must be deepest spam i have ever seen. :bow:

[Reverend Joe]

The one kind of spam I really can't stand is the kind where some irritating lunatic makes the same statement over and over...
https://img244.imageshack.us/img244/4619/1059957169nixon1yh.gif
"...and sacrifice and sacrifice and sacrifice and sacrifice and sacrifice and sacrifice and sacrifice and..."

[Beirut]

I thought I was hosting my own images, via imageshack... is that what I am supposed to do?

Yes. :bow: (Wasn't pointing the finger at you.)

We just don't want anyone linking their pics from the site they come from. They have to be hosted from your own web photo album such as Imageshack or Photobucket.

Post count +1

[Reverend Joe]

The trees outside my window are starting to change color.
:inquisitive: I hope you are referring to fall...

My mind is rotting.

[Reverend Joe]

Yes. :bow: (Wasn't pointing the finger at you.)

We just don't want anyone linking their pics from the site they come from. They have to be hosted from your own web photo album such as Imageshack or Photobucket.

Post count +1
:happyg: :barrel:

[Kagemusha]

Im wondering how much spam can be created in five hours?
+1 :thinking2:

[ShadesPanther]

That must be deepest spam i have ever seen. :bow:

I try.

[drone]

And I'm oh so close to 500 posts. This is a gift from heaven (or at least a gift from the Great White North ~D ). Having never really spammed a forum before, please excuse my feeble attempts. I will now post Simpsons and Family Guy quotes....


Homer: Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.

Homer's Brain: It's a deal.

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[Kagemusha]

Thats the right attitude. ~:cheers:
+1

[drone]

Stewie Griffin: Blast I thought I had more time. Keeping people from having sex is more difficult than I thought. Now I know how the Catholic Church feels. BA-ZING.

:drummer:

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[Reverend Joe]

:help:~:handball:~:handball:~:handball:~:handball:

[drone]

Ah, Homer and his brain...

Insurance Agent: Now this place you were at, Moe's, is this a business of some sort?
Homer's Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar. But what else is open at night?
Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Three cheers to this smiley: ~:doh: :medievalcheers:

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[Kagemusha]

It seems like spamming is hard thing to do when requested. :grin2:

[drone]

It seems like spamming is hard thing to do when requested. I can only post every 20 seconds apparently. ~;)

Lois Griffin: Oh my god. You can only play the piano when you're drunk.
Peter Griffin: That's not true. I can also vomit, fall over, and make dirty calls to your sister.

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[Uesugi Kenshin]

Yes. It does. :yes:

****Hey guys, all pics must be hosted by you! No stealing bandwith from others please.****


Then hasn't your head exploded or your spleen popped out your ear? If not our great dictator should step up his indoctrinatiuon techniques.....

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[Crazed Rabbit]

I agree.
As do I.

Crazed Rabbit

[jimmyM]

BADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGER

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

BADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGER

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

BADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGER

SNAKE, SNAAAKE, ARGH, IT'S A SNAKE!!!!!11101

[Reverend Joe]

It seems like spamming is hard thing to do when requested. :grin2:
Hell, I can spam all I want- I just try to keep it clever. ~:smoking:

[Reverend Joe]

BADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGER

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

BADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGER

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

BADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGER

SNAKE, SNAAAKE, ARGH, IT'S A SNAKE!!!!!11101
That sounds like me after eating a lot of Wasabi. I'm serious. If you eat a golfball-sized chunk of wasabi, you will flip out. I was less cogniscent when I did that than when I smoked pot. :rolleyes4:

[drone]

Comic Book Guy: Ack. There is no "emoticon" to express what I am feeling right now.

He apparently doesn't have access to the wonderful collection of smileys here at the Org. :mask: :alien: :klingon: :batman: :vulcan:

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[jimmyM]

If I am spamming, then you *points indistinctly* are ugly. Tommorow, I will have finished spamming, and you will still be ugly.
*harrumphs*


*lights cigar*


*sits on own top hat*

[Reverend Joe]

If I am spamming, then you *points indistinctly* are ugly. Tommorow, I will have finished spamming, and you will still be ugly.
*harrumphs*


*lights cigar*


*sits on own top hat*
Is that supposed to be W. C. Fields? I love that guy! ~D

edit: 14 posts. I'm on a roll!

[drone]

Detour to Heimlich County:


Boomhauer : Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man. Best description of the internet I've ever heard.

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[Kagemusha]

Hell, I can spam all I want- I just try to keep it clever. ~:smoking:
I will try to keep it simple. :thumbsup:
+1

[drone]

Glen Quagmire: Who wants to play drink the beer?
Peter Griffin: Right here.[drinks beer]
Peter Griffin: What do I win?
Glen Quagmire: Another beer.
Peter Griffin: I'm going for the high score.
Glen Quagmire: Actually, Charlie's got the high score.
Charlie: Hey, your clock wont flush. ~:cheers: ~:cheers: ~:cheers:

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[Reverend Joe]

I forgot what I was gonna post. :help:

[Kagemusha]

I forgot what I was gonna post. :help:
You...You spammer. ~;)
+1

[Louis VI the Fat]

*Bump*

[drone]

This is definitely harder than I thought it was going to be.

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[Reverend Joe]

https://img174.imageshack.us/img174/4525/bigcigar6fq.jpg
Alright, I'm gonna go smoke a cigar. But I will return.

edit: no, that's not me.

[drone]

Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.
Is it somewhat ironic and anal that I am using the "Preview Post" button while posting to a spam thread?

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[Crazed Rabbit]

Indoubtedly.

Crazed Rabbit

[Kagemusha]

To spam or not to spam, what a problem. :square:

[drone]

Stewie Griffin: [hitting on some co-eds] I must say, the most recent campus sporting event was quite spectacular.
Co-ed: Aw. Are you in a fraternity, little boy?
Stewie Griffin: Not yet, but I'm thinking of joining I Felta Thigh.
Although Delta Tau Chi is a much cooler frat. ~:cheers: ~:cheers:
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[drone]

Sjakihata is missing out, he could have gotten his 4,000th post tonight if he was on the ball.
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=54566

Edit-> Oops, almost forgot, postcount+1

[Divinus Arma]

spam

[Kagemusha]

Im not sure Drone.It has been 1 1/2 hours when Beirut opened this Spamathon and we have spammed 65 replyes.Spamming is hard. :help:

[drone]

The Original Monty Python SPAM Skit

From the second series of "Monty Python's Flying Circus"
Transcribed 9/17/87 from "Monty Python's Previous Record" by Jonathan Partington

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter.

Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
Man (to Waitress): Morning!
Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay
sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Eewwww!
Wife: What do you mean 'Eewwww'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't
have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
Real Ultimate Spam!

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[Kagemusha]

I love Monty Python! :jumping:

[drone]

Im not sure Drone.It has been 1 1/2 hours when Beirut opened this Spamathon and we have spammed 65 replyes.Spamming is hard. :help:
I think my problem is trying to come up with "meaningful" spam. If I tried to one-word-story type spam, I'm sure I could get a lot more posts. :book:

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[drone]

All
Your
Base
Are
Belong
To
Us!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/base.html

:medievalcheers: spam :medievalcheers: spam :medievalcheers: spam :medievalcheers: spam :medievalcheers: spam :medievalcheers:

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[Reverend Joe]

https://img253.imageshack.us/img253/7002/macarthur6sq.jpg
I have returned.

And I ****ing HATE MacArthur. Even more than I hate Montgomery.

[Beirut]

Meatwad!

Be nice! And no swearing in my Spam thread!

Did you know I eat blueberries with my breakfast at least five times a week?
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/horsesass/Blueberries.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

Well... if it be a Flash war...
This is what happens when you mix Lord of the Rings and mescalin. (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/hobbits)

I found this on the SCC. It's freaky. :hide:

[Kagemusha]

All
Your
Base
Are
Belong
To
Us!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/base.html

:medievalcheers: spam :medievalcheers: spam :medievalcheers: spam :medievalcheers: spam :medievalcheers: spam :medievalcheers:

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Thats classy spam.I have to retire now from this spamming sphere to sleep for a couple of hours.But remember:The Spam is with you,always. :bow:

[Reverend Joe]

Meatwad!

Be nice! And no swearing in my Spam thread!

Sorry. I didn't know insulting old dead people was wrong. :surrender:

[Reverend Joe]

:medievalcheers: I'm up to 592 posts... soon I will hit 600... :medievalcheers:

[Reverend Joe]

https://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9578/xmtfrsbehindblueeyes25oy.jpg
"Her eyes... yeah, her eyes... yeah, her eyes are a blue million miles."
I love that song.

[Beirut]

Sorry. I didn't know insulting old dead people was wrong. :surrender:

This is BKS's Kingdom of Peace & Love. And we're going to keep it that way. :knight:

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And keep all pics within the borders please.

[drone]

Well... if it be a Flash war...
This is what happens when you mix Lord of the Rings and mescalin. (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/hobbits)

I found this on the SCC. It's freaky. :hide:
That was quality!

I'd link the Squirrel Strife flash, but it's probably against forum rules. Lets just say its on the classic list on http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/, if people want it, they can find it. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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[GoreBag]

That sounds like me after eating a lot of Wasabi. I'm serious. If you eat a golfball-sized chunk of wasabi, you will flip out. I was less cogniscent when I did that than when I smoked pot. :rolleyes4:

That reminds me. I had a really bad case of nacho burn the other day. I thought the jalapenos were hot when I ate them... ~:eek:

[drone]

My mindless creative juices are exhausted, and now must go home to walk the dog. Happy spamming, I will be very disappointed if there aren't at least 500 replies to this thread before it gets closed. ~:cheers:

Does Beirut have a very special "closed" message planned for this thread? We can only hope so. ~D

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[Reverend Joe]

*thwock* *thwock* *thwock*
:freak:~:handball:

Making fun of the handicapped is wrong. But making fun of mutated smilies is okay... right?

[discovery1]

Well... if it be a Flash war...
This is what happens when you mix Lord of the Rings and mescalin. (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/hobbits)

I found this on the SCC. It's freaky. :hide:

Is this anything?

My general engineering teacher rides his bike to work. I really hope I didn't pronounce his name wrong. They are serving swiss stake down stairs. I wonder if it's any good? In either case I will desend to eat some soon

[discovery1]

Turn Off The Light And Murder The Dawn!

[Reverend Joe]

I think we should take a moment to salute the master of spam.


so times I think i'm a was dead when i was 1 and a half

teletubies-------> ~:grouphug:

terroist----------> :disguise:
U.S Ranger------> :army:
Ave Abokasee, salutamus. :bow:

[discovery1]

I will eat now. Then I will study. Then sleep. Maybe someother stuff too.

[Reverend Joe]

I almost have 600 posts...

[Reverend Joe]

Almost there...

[Reverend Joe]

Just two more...

[Reverend Joe]

Just...

one...

more...

rrrrrrrr... :bigcry:

[Proletariat]

Quit it, you! This is not the Official Post Count Thread!

If you wanna hang around here, you better cut the non-sense and start spamming, now.

[Reverend Joe]

Aaaaah... 600 posts. :nice:

All right- 600! It's no 4,000, but it's a start!

:duel: :duel: :duel: :duel: :duel: :duel: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge:

:balloon2:

[Reverend Joe]

Quit it, you! This is not the Official Post Count Thread!

If you wanna hang around here, you better cut the non-sense and start spamming, now.
:thinking: Somehow, I think I should detect a hint of irony in this... but I don't...

My ironymeter mmust be off.

[Reverend Joe]

Back to spamming.
https://img183.imageshack.us/img183/3961/the20land20of20psychedelic20il1.jpg

Heavix. ~D

[Reverend Joe]

Wait... am I the only person left spamming? This is alarming.

[GoreBag]

I think you are. What a faux-pas.

[discovery1]

I'm back with a full belly. Oh, today was the first weekday were I actuall ate lunch. Always skippped it before. Now for physics

[Reverend Joe]

Is there anybody... OUT there?
https://img195.imageshack.us/img195/5892/wallface8ue.gif

Edit: I guess so. ~D

[Reverend Joe]

What a faux-pas.
What IS a faux-pas? It translates roughly as a false-not... so what does it mean?

[GoreBag]

What IS a faux-pas? It translates roughly as a false-not... so what does it mean?

Non non...il faut pas le faire. Alternatively, a "false step" could also be taken as a proper interpretation.

[Reverend Joe]

I just found a picture of the pig from the Wall stage show.

https://img324.imageshack.us/img324/3126/pig9fu.jpg

That thing is scary. ~:eek:

[John86]

yummy

[discovery1]

I'm procrastinating on my studies. Oh, and last thrusday I fell asleep in class for the first time ever. Aren't you proud of me?

[Beirut]

Meatwad!

You post one more oversized pic in my Celebratory Spam thread and...

:bomb:

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[Reverend Joe]

I'm procrastinating on my studies. Oh, and last thrusday I fell asleep in class for the first time ever. Aren't you proud of me?
Hell, I've done that. ~:handball: Not on purpose, but I have been in some warm classrooms.

Have you ever just skipped class for a week just because you felt like it?

...Don't.

[Reverend Joe]

Meatwad!

You post one more oversized pic in my Celebratory Spam thread and...

:bomb:

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Those are oversized? Wow- I guess the requirements are stricter than i thought.

Okay, only thumbnails form now on- or small pictures.

[GoreBag]

I just found a picture of the pig from the Wall stage show.

https://img324.imageshack.us/img324/3126/pig9fu.jpg

That thing is scary. ~:eek:

Reminds me of the Phantom Creeps robot used by White Zombie.

[Beirut]

Those are oversized? Wow- I guess the requirements are stricter than i thought.

Okay, only thumbnails form now on- or small pictures.

If your pics force the thread size to expand horizontally from its normal size, then it's an oversized pic. Assuming you're looking at a 1024x768 screen that is.

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[Reverend Joe]

If your pics force the thread size to expand horizontally from its normal size, then it's an oversized pic. Assuming you're looking at a 1024x768 screen that is.

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OH! I have a 1280/1024 screen. That's why it's skewed.

(That may sound impressive, but I got it on a deal- it was something like 3 years old. But it's a flat screen, so it isn't fuzzy. ~D)

[GoreBag]

Ahem...

Address: https://img183.imageshack.us/img183/3961/the20land20of20psychedelic20il1.jpg

Dimensions: 900 x 676 pixels.

[Reverend Joe]

Back to photo spam:
https://img84.imageshack.us/img84/6306/babyfood8ov.jpg
https://img84.imageshack.us/img84/718/drool6qk.gif
(that's my favorite smilie.)

[Reverend Joe]

Ahem...

Address: https://img183.imageshack.us/img183/3961/the20land20of20psychedelic20il1.jpg

Dimensions: 900 x 676 pixels.
I meant that my perception was skewed, because I have a larger-than-normal screen, so I have to be careful.

Also, the Baby food picture isn't too big, is it?

[discovery1]

What was I going to say? ummmmm

Prostitution is legal in Nevada, if the population of the county is low enough.

[Divinus Arma]

spam

[GoreBag]

What was I going to say? ummmmm

Prostitution is legal in Nevada, if the population of the county is low enough.

WWWHHHHHHHYYYYYYY?!

[discovery1]

no idea

[drone]

Sorry to go off-topic, but lately I've been noticing my belly button lint is getting darker and fuzzier. Should I be worried? Is this normal? Should I get this looked at?

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[drone]

If olive oil is made from olives, and peanut oil is made from peanuts, what is baby oil made from? ~:confused:

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[Reverend Joe]

Sorry to go off-topic, but lately I've been noticing my belly button lint is getting darker and fuzzier. Should I be worried? Is this normal? Should I get this looked at?

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It means you're going to die.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Bananas

Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of
_Musa Sapientum bananadine_, which is a mild, short-lasting
psychedelic. There are much easier ways of getting high, but
the great advantage to this method is that bananas are legal.



1) Obtain 15 lbs. of ripe yellow bananas.
2) Peel all 15 lbs. and eat the fruit. Save the peels.
3) With a sharp knife, scrape off the insides of the peels and
save the scraped material.
4) Put all of the scraped material in a large pot and add
water. Boil for three to four hours until it has attained a
solid paste consistency.
5) Spread this paste on cookie sheets, and dry in an over for
about 20 minutes to a half hour. This will result in a fine
black powder. Makes about one pound of bananadine powder.
Ususally one will feel the effects of bananadine after smoking
three or four cigarettes.

Table of Weights

Pounds Ounces Grams Kilos
1 16 453.6 0.4536
0.0625 1 28.35 0.0283
0.0352 1 0.001
2.205 35.27 1,000 1

[drone]

It means you're going to die.
Will dying increase my postcount?

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[drone]

Bananas

Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of
_Musa Sapientum bananadine_, which is a mild, short-lasting
psychedelic. There are much easier ways of getting high, but
the great advantage to this method is that bananas are legal.
Shouldn't recipes go into the Total Cuisine thread?
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=54447
Are you spamming? ~;)

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[Reverend Joe]

If olive oil is made from olives, and peanut oil is made from peanuts, what is baby oil made from? ~:confused:

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https://img288.imageshack.us/img288/461/babyfood20uz.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

Bananas

Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of
_Musa Sapientum bananadine_, which is a mild, short-lasting
psychedelic. There are much easier ways of getting high, but
the great advantage to this method is that bananas are legal.



1) Obtain 15 lbs. of ripe yellow bananas.
2) Peel all 15 lbs. and eat the fruit. Save the peels.
3) With a sharp knife, scrape off the insides of the peels and
save the scraped material.
4) Put all of the scraped material in a large pot and add
water. Boil for three to four hours until it has attained a
solid paste consistency.
5) Spread this paste on cookie sheets, and dry in an over for
about 20 minutes to a half hour. This will result in a fine
black powder. Makes about one pound of bananadine powder.
Ususally one will feel the effects of bananadine after smoking
three or four cigarettes.

Table of Weights

Pounds Ounces Grams Kilos
1 16 453.6 0.4536
0.0625 1 28.35 0.0283
0.0352 1 0.001
2.205 35.27 1,000 1
Thank you. :bow:

[drone]

If we are posting recipes, how about this one?


Die Eier von Satan

Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel Teelöffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse
Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
... und keine Eier

In eine Schüssel geben
Butter einrühren
Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und
Den Teig verkneten

Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen
Im Staubzucker wälzen und
Sagt die Zauberwörter
Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen
...und KEINE EIER

Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen
...und Keine Eier.
In English:

The Eggs of Satan

Half a cup of powdered sugar
One quarter teaspoo salt
One knifetip Turkish hash
Half a pound butter
One teaspoon vanilla-sugar
Half a pound flour
150 g ground nuts
A little extra powdered sugar
... and no eggs

Place in a bowl
Add butter
Add the ground nuts and
Knead the dough

Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough
Roll in the powdered sugar
and say the Magic Words:
"Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim"

Place on a greased baking pan and
Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...AND NO EGGS

Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...and no eggs.
I always wondered what he was saying in that song. Let me know how this one works out, meatwad. ~D

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[discovery1]

I wonder if this will fit...


https://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6508/p10100264gc.jpg (http://)

not even close......

Well, if you click the link you'll see what appeared on my dorm door on saturday, which was my birthday if you recall.

[drone]

Click at your own risk:
http://www.hampsterdance.com/

or you may end up like this guy:
http://www.angelfire.com/ga/scantsanity/hamster.html

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[InsaneApache]

I have an idea ...forming in my head......

[Uesugi Kenshin]

Now I will enlighten you all with a precious pearl of wisdom or two, which has never been passed down before that I know of, but might be passed down for a long time if it actually proves useful.

Trackball mice are superior because I won all Quake III matches at one LAN party by a large margin, except the first.

Not a non sequitur I swear!

Secondly, Pink Floyd is excellent music.

[Reverend Joe]

I have an idea ...forming in my head......
NOOOOOOOOOO! :bigcry:

[Reverend Joe]

Now I will enlighten you all with a precious pearl of wisdom or two, which has never been passed down before that I know of, but might be passed down for a long time if it actually proves useful.

Trackball mice are superior because I won all Quake III matches at one LAN party by a large margin, except the first.

Not a non sequitur I swear!

Secondly, Pink Floyd is excellent music.

1. What exactly is a trackball mouse?

2. :bow:

[discovery1]

A band I have never heard of, Death Cab for Cutie, will be playing at UIUC on the 13th of October. Someone I know at Princeton likes them I think. Should I try to make her jelous?

[Quietus]

https://img110.imageshack.us/img110/3466/bsom14pk.jpg
https://img110.imageshack.us/img110/8617/mpt15iu.jpg
:bow:

[Mouzafphaerre]

.
No way sir! I shall not post in this thread.
.

[Reverend Joe]

.
No way sir! I shall not post in this thread.
.
~D :bow:

[Reverend Joe]

Well, as my final spam post for this thread:

Pink Floyd, with Syd Barrett.
https://img160.imageshack.us/img160/732/floyd55cj.jpg

Shine on, you crazy diamonds. :bow:

[Beirut]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/horsesass/Walter.jpg