Spamfest 2005

[edyzmedieval]

Just like Beirut's Spamathon....

Spam this thread. Keep it open for 10 hours. After 10, the mods can close it.

Thank you. ~:)

[Templar Knight]

hello ~:)

[Drisos]

why is this allowed?

[/spam]

[war4ever!]

I don't know ~:confused:

[Drisos]

me neither, but I like it..

[Drisos]

you know... I want that avatar which gets available at 2000 posts...

[/spam]

[war4ever!]

Ok that's fine... I'll like it too

[Drisos]

and I might climb a few places on the spam ladder! ~:cheers: ~:cool:

[war4ever!]

Haha
that's fine

[Drisos]

spam ~:cheers:

[Bartix]

spam ~:cheers:
spam ~:cheers:

[edyzmedieval]

Postcount +1. ~:cheers:

Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam......

[Kagemusha]

Guys, Beiruts going to decapitate you for this. ~;)
+1

[jimmyM]

I think this says it all....

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/jamie1133/ugly_tocktock.gif

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/jamie1133/ugly_tocktock.gif

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/jamie1133/ugly_tocktock.gif


and I think that's a post count +1...

[The_Doctor]

Did you know that spam spelt backwards is maps.

Scary. ~:eek:

[Dutch_guy]

Wow this thread survived for more than 5 minutes !

~:cheers:

:balloon2:

[The_Doctor]

It has survived becuase the mods are not online.

[Dutch_guy]

Well BKS is online, or just signed in, so I give this thread another 5 minutes ~;)

:balloon2:

[jimmyM]

Post count +1.

[King Henry V]

Gentlemen, the great Monty Python has written especially a song for us. http://www.mailmsg.com/SPAM_python.htm

[jimmyM]

Here's to spam.

~:cheers:

And baked beans. Would've starved first year if it hadn't been for them...

~:cheers:

And here's to part Brazilian- part Italian girls!

~:cheers:

[discovery1]

Only mods can open spam threads...

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

Spammy spammy boos boos!!!

A warrior with a black mage.

Black mage*thinking* - Now that the old man's money had been stolen by me, i guess i should give the warrior his share. but, he would spend it on swords and armor that are vastly insuperior to the stuff on the travels, but if he doesn't know........

Warrior- that black mage better hurry up. cos when i get my share i'll get swords and stuff from the shop that will vastly insuperior to the ones we find on our travels. but then, their shiney!!!

+1
Good spamming to you all!

[jimmyM]

Ahhh the sword of Damocles dangles over the thread by a hair...or in this case, BKS's axe and it's caught up in his quick-release spam squisher TM holster....


ssssssssssshing!!

oh, no...still here...

[Craterus]

Not yet...

(+1)

[Craterus]

I'm afraid to say that this won't survive ten hours, as soon as it is spotted... it's going down... :rtwno:

[Craterus]

But until then, SPAM! :juggle2: ~:cheers: :barrel: :juggle: ~:thumb: :balloon3: :balloon: :balloon2:

Ok, I'll stop now..

[Ianofsmeg16]

how has this thread lasted?
you spammers are evil, dis-honorable, dis-figuring, discharged and any other word beginning with dis-....i do not think this should be allowed...


(postcount +1)

[The Stranger]

i'm

[Craterus]

Someone should do something! It's getting out of hand!! ~:eek: :hide:

[The Stranger]

the

CRATERUS STOP IT

[Craterus]

i'm the

..worst at making one-word-per-post spam chains? ~:cool:

[The Stranger]

best

DONT DO IT CRATERUS

[The Stranger]

Spammer...

Ill Kill You Craterus

[Craterus]

i'm the best

SGAA?

[Craterus]

Ill Kill You Craterus


Your empty threats do not worry us...

You don't scare me..

[The Stranger]

Oh...

[The Stranger]

Just Hide...and I'll Seek ~d

[jimmyM]

Accept that your time of independence is now over. You are mostly likely to live long and prosper under our protection.

dunno why, just felt right...besides, I thought we were on to quoting diplomatic messages...

[Craterus]

Just Hide...and I'll Seek ~d

Just seek... and I'll report you as a stalker ~D

[Big_John]

let's see if this works..

https://img347.imageshack.us/img347/2544/axelg4wh.jpg

is the thread closed yet?

[The Stranger]

3899

[jimmyM]

Hmm...no-one's got a good Bhindi Bhaji recipe they want to share while they're at it? actually, scratch that, I have no Okra.

Post count +1.

[The Stranger]

3900...oooh Craterus...where are you

[Craterus]

:balloon2: 3323 - bad guess

3320!!!

[Craterus]

3900...oooh Craterus...where are you

Right here... watching your every move... :duel:

[Craterus]

By the way everyone, I've just come out of retirement for three hours (maximum, i promise)... to beat Stranger...

[jimmyM]

let's see if this works..

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/jamie1133/JMhpln1.jpg


Ahahahaha!! no axe from you, boy!!!

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/jamie1133/ugly_tocktock.gif

[The Stranger]

3901...its sooo lonely on the Spammountain top...watch better...cuz i'm to fast and youll never catch up...

GOD OF SGAA

[Big_John]

drats.. let's tr this one..

https://img382.imageshack.us/img382/1381/raaxelarge9ov.jpg

[Craterus]

So fast with your flood control? And the lack of spammer natural talent doesn't help..

[Craterus]

:zzz: No-one can keep up...

[The Stranger]

http://www.applelinc.org/pictures/greg.jpg

yall meet GREG aka Craterus

[Craterus]

GAH! Revealed! :skull:

Not really, does that dude seriously look 15 years old?

[jimmyM]

I think this would be a far better closed thread image....

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/jamie1133/foot.jpg

[Big_John]

gimli help me!

https://img382.imageshack.us/img382/4003/584po.jpg

[Taurus]

SpamFest 2005?

+1

[The Stranger]

http://rltdivers.com/ggfx/img42.gif

a more recent pic

[jimmyM]

It's all just like...like a big.... fish


When you de' moon, thing is better... the moon, ahhh.

[Craterus]

Gimli's tomb (similar to Balin's)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1830000/images/_1832371_tomb300_ea.jpg

[Taurus]

So how long will this be open for? ~;)

+1

[Craterus]

Ouch, I got beat a bit there ~:confused:

[jimmyM]

Ahhahahah! Gimli, you are dead!! deaD AS zAPPA!

[Craterus]

And the Jnr. Spammer has arrived...

[jimmyM]

phhhht, jnr. ...Just seems one glance at the word "spam" and I lose all control of the caps-lock...

[The Stranger]

http://home.tiscali.nl/heikamp/images/Rode%20Bril.jpg

baby greg

[Craterus]

phhhht, juniour. Just seems one glance at the word "spam" and I lose all control of the caps-lock...

Was referring to Taurus as Jnr. Spammer. You can be baby spammer.


http://home.tiscali.nl/heikamp/images/Rode%20Bril.jpg

baby greg

KInda looks like me as a baby, shame it's not, but the resemblance is uncanny.

[Taurus]

+1 :help:

[Craterus]

I'll take the prize (?) for longest post in this thread...

[jimmyM]

D'you think when your regime of spam has been toppled and the knives (and axes) are out you will have anywhere to hide??

[The Stranger]

how bout bastingstoke...tell me bout it...

[Craterus]

I could use "Invisible Mode"! Maybe that will save me!

[Big_John]

hmm.. maybe i'm using the wrong kind of axe?

https://img352.imageshack.us/img352/7773/andyk11999axekicksuper7ru.jpg

[Craterus]

Basingstoke is the best... not really... I'd say it's the boringest place on Earth, oh wait, I already did.

[Craterus]

3333!!! :balloon: :balloon2: :balloon3:

Yay!!! :joker:

[The Stranger]

i'm siggyless....watafak...and i'm off for dinner...

CRATERUS THE WANNABE SPAMMER ~D

OCCUPIED...that word gives me the shivers everytime ~D

[Craterus]

CRATERUS THE WANNABE SPAMMER ~D

The spammer that owns you everytime... :duel:

[Monk]

And so it came to pass that Monk returned to the Frontroom after many long hours locked away in his own personally dungeon. Groaning in slight pain and frustration he curled his eyes around the room, noticing...spam... So much spam! Screaming in terror Monk turned to run, only to trip on a drunken spammer and falling with an amazing speed to the floor.

"+1! +1! omg +1!!" shouted the spammer. Monk lay motionless, blinking in astonishment he didn't see that person there. With a heavy hearted sigh he found his feet again and stood silently. Yet now was the time for vengeance on the spammer who tripped him, making him look like a fool. Yes it was the spammers fault.. yeah that's it! His hand strayed to his side for his mod stick... but alas! It had been taken away. a wave of surprise and horror took the Assistant mod before he flopped to the ground. Whimpering in defeat.

"I want my moddy," he sniffled. "so much spam...". His voice flared with anger as the Monk cried aloud "So much spam!"

An empty bottle flew from the darkness, cutting a path though the wind and finding a place on the Monk's head. Shattering upon impact and knocking him cold. There, hidden in the shadows BKS sat waiting, his time was close. Yet that damn Monk's rambling had thrown off his thoughts about how he'd close the topic both cleverly and effectively...

~:cheers:

[Taurus]

Great post Monk

+1

[Craterus]

Hmmmm, maybe the mods are actually going to keep this open for 10 hours...

It wasn't very fair (Spamathon), it happened while all us Euro's were asleep... :furious:

[Rodion Romanovich]

Or maybe the forums are no longer moderated... Or maybe they're trying to experiment to find out the habits of forumites in an unmoderated environment...

[Craterus]

Or maybe you're crazy? :wacko:

Just kidding, but not really.

[jimmyM]

No worry. Edzymedieval is the true perpetrator...the prescriptions notices posted in the Forum wil bear his name alone...I shall merely get myself a posting to thrace until things quieten down...

[Craterus]

Yeah, let's just blame Edyz... :rtwno:

[tibilicus]

You spammers make me sick...... Your ALL sickening. Well if you can't beat them you might aswell join them!
SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM

And now some random similes!

:furious3: ~:eek: :embarassed: :hide: :skull: ~:rolleyes: :egypt: :thumbsdown: :cool4: :beadyeyes2: :earmuffs: :stars: :party2: :santa3: :square: :mask: :helmet: :pimp2: :elf: :lipsrsealed: :rolleyes5: :alien: :weirdthread: :pleased: :shocked2: :stupid: :policeman: :drummer: :bandana: :mad: :speechless: :rifle: :sick2: :phonecall: :tomato: ~:0 :jawdrop: :rtwno: :hairpin3: :fainting: ~:mad :wink2: :scastle: :bow:

Wow and my reward? Post count, +1. ~D

[Craterus]

You spammers make me sick...... Your ALL sickening. Well if you can't beat them you might aswell join them!
SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM

And now some random similes!

:furious3: ~:eek: :embarassed: :hide: :skull: ~:rolleyes: :egypt: :thumbsdown: :cool4: :beadyeyes2: :earmuffs: :stars: :party2: :santa3: :square: :mask: :helmet: :pimp2: :elf: :lipsrsealed: :rolleyes5: :alien: :weirdthread: :pleased: :shocked2: :stupid: :policeman: :drummer: :bandana: :mad: :speechless: :rifle: :sick2: :phonecall: :tomato: ~:0 :jawdrop: :rtwno: :hairpin3: :fainting: ~:mad :wink2: :scastle: :bow:

Wow and my reward? Post count, +1. ~D

You make it sound like it's not worth the effort.

[jimmyM]

Y'don't think the very presence of this thread will undermine the good intentions of the .org frontroom and cause the entire board to implode upon itself in a storm of violence and unpleasant fellows mounted on horses firing arrows at people?


*looks at "what cheese are you eating...Right Now" thread *

no, I didn't think so, either...

[jimmyM]

Pettitoes.

Interesting sounding things.

Only saw mention of them once in Pickwick Papers, but they sound delicious...anyone know? no?

"bartender, a Brandy and warm water! quicksmart, dear boy.I sense the chill glare of the moderators..."

*steps over the prone body of a gibbering spammer lite, collects drink, leans on mantlepiece and muses*

[Craterus]

Sorry, I was AFK, but I'm back to spam now :martass:

[jimmyM]

Good to see. I was getting worried. Excessive spamming can either cause your head to explode, or get you torn to pieces by an angry mob. no two ways about it. A bit like being Frankenstein's monster...

[Craterus]

An intelligent spammer is never warned... (except by those without authority)

[Kagemusha]

Still open ? :jawdrop:
+1

[Craterus]

Still open ? :jawdrop:
+1

Of course :wink2:

[Reverend Joe]

https://img222.imageshack.us/img222/8767/seanconnery2cf.jpg

Shapm, I say, shpam.

https://img222.imageshack.us/img222/7831/ugly70le.gif

Also:

A suggestion for the mods:
Instead of closing this after 10 hours, just sticky it to make a lightning rod for spam. Then we will have no excuse to spam- you can say "Just expend your spamming energy in the spam thread!" :bow:

[jimmyM]

Mulled Wine, anyone?

mmm.. mulled wine

oh, and, +1.

[Craterus]

Yes... shapm(?)

[Craterus]

Also:

A suggestion for the mods:
Instead of closing this after 10 hours, just sticky it to make a lightning rod for spam. Then we will have no excuse to spam- you can say "Just expend your spamming energy in the spam thread!" :bow:

The One Word Story is the "lightning rod" for spam.

[Reverend Joe]

https://img256.imageshack.us/img256/2605/connery0ct.jpg

:bigcry:

[Craterus]

You may have just scared all the spammers away :scared:

[jimmyM]

Dear God.

What are you trying to do, kill the thread?

[Reverend Joe]

I found it whilst looking for a better Sean Connery picture. Which I did, but I decided it was too disturbing to go to waste.

[Beirut]

My God, you're as bad as my kids!

And for those who were searching for the right axe... it's this one -
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/horsesass/axe1.jpg

Closed!

...:laugh4:

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(And just as an aside, there was one post that read "I'll kill you". The next post like that, in jest or not, will be treated ruthlessly by an unforgiving staff.)