How would you do it????

[The Stranger]

how would you get your child back if it got kidnapped...and assume you get your child back (one way or another) and you child has nothing bad (maybe its a bit hungry or a has a small depression) what kinda punishment would you want the person who did it to get...and what would you have them if you get a dead child back :bow:

[English assassin]

I would go to a mountain, and find a mysterious old man, who would be the last surviving practitioner of the art of egg-foo-yung. Over the course of many seasons, the old man would teach me his skills, by painting walls, cleaning windows and standing on one leg in the rain. In one seemingly meaningless incident I would rake the autumn leaves up from the old man's lawn, in the "constipated squirrel" stance

I would then return to the city, wearing black pyjamas, and beat up everyone involved in the kidnap,who would conveniently attack me one at a time, using spectacular and implausibly flashy kicks and jumps. Finally, I would be face to face with the head kidnapper, who happens to have my child tied to a chair in the room. But, alas, the villain's skills would be too much for me. Slowly, inch by inch, I would be beaten backwards. Gasp, a lightning fast kick pushes me through the window, and I fall to the ground outside. The head kidnapper advances on me as I lie in pain, barely able to move while my child watches with horror in his eyes. Surely, my training was for nothing, and I am defeated.

But, wait, what is this lying on the grass next to me? A LAWN RAKE !! As the kidnapper strikes, I seize it, and perform the constipated squirrel move, killing my enemy instantly. I free my delighted child.

Isn't this what everyone would do?

[The Stranger]

oooow cool :stupid:

[The Stranger]

that was actually meant for EngAss ~D

[Meneldil]

Well, once again, I have to agree with EA here. I'd just put my matrix-like mantle, buy a final fantasy 7-like sword, learn some Jackie Chan-like kung-fu hits and beat the kidnapper in a lord of the ring-like epic fight (with a dark storm over our heads, and possibly being surrounded by fire or lava).

[The Stranger]

really...cant you be serious...i know i'm a spammer and that i tend to get this kinda reactions...but i got the mods on my side ~D

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Hope the Spetnaz could get to him, if any other law enforcment agency gets involved, he'd most likely be dead.

[master of the puppets]

gather up a group of my freinds and allies who have no love for human privacy then we would systematicly break into every house around the area of the kidnapping until we found my child and depending on his physical/mental state and what ordeals he went through, the punishment would range from mild torcher and all his worldly possesions to brytally torchering him in cruel and unusual ways until his organs fail and he dies at which point i would tie his mangled body upside down in the town square so all could know my fury YAAAAAAAAAAy

[Tribesman]

Kaiser , why choose an organisation that has just about the worst possible record concerning hostages ?
Or do you just like their name ?~;)

[The Stranger]

cant anybody be serious

[Don Corleone]

If somebody physcially harmed my child, I would most likely strangle them. I'm not guaranteeing that I would, but I'm almost certain. If they didn't harm my child, I'd leave it up to the courts, I'd just be happy to have my child back.

[Papewaio]

Tie them naked to a chair in a sound proof room, smear their genitals with mince meat, and leave them alone with a hungry pit bull.

[Redleg]

The what if of what ifs for a parent - I really don't know, especially if my child was hurt or killed in the kidnapping. Most likely it would involve some violence either direct at a person/group of people or a mental breakdown -depending on what my personal frame of mind was at the time.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Papewaio, that's brutal!

I'm not saying that I wouldn't be extremely violent myself, but still...I've having flashbacks to Sin City (which wasn't as bad as you described-but close).

Crazed Rabbit

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Kaiser , why choose an organisation that has just about the worst possible record concerning hostages ?
Or do you just like their name ?~;)
Lotsa experience ~:)

Plus, at that point, I'd just want the kidnappers dead. The Child has become a backdrop, the kidnapping was an insult to my honor!:book:

[Tribesman]

Ah I see Kaiser , send in a group that kills about 10 times as many hostages as it does hostage takers .
It all makes sense now .

[bmolsson]

Officially: Brought to justice and put in to jail.

Inofficially: Censored..

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Ah I see Kaiser , send in a group that kills about 10 times as many hostages as it does hostage takers .
It all makes sense now .
As long as the kidnappers are dead, I'm happy.

[scooter_the_shooter]

I don't know.



Any one ever see the footage of that guy shooting his kid's kidnappers out side the court house?(it is real footage)

[The Stranger]

As long as the kidnappers are dead, I'm happy.

even if it means the death of your child ~:dizzy2:

[scooter_the_shooter]

Kaiser that is pretty....odd to say the least. I would take a living kid over dead kidnappers any day.(although both would be the best)

[Kaiser of Arabia]

even if it means the death of your child ~:dizzy2:
Meh, can always have another one.

[scooter_the_shooter]

If thats all you would care about the kid..... we need to kidnap your kids if/when you have them ~D

[Kaiser of Arabia]

If thats all you would care about the kid..... we need to kidnap your kids if/when you have them ~D
You guys feel like dying? ~;)

Just FYI, me friends are kinda like the Spetznaz, but without the fancy weapons, training, and name. So basically, homicidal maniacs ~D

Well....they are now :square:

[scooter_the_shooter]

I will have back up....by the time you have kids I will probably be in a crazy right wing militia that kidnaps children and brain washes them into becoming foot soldiers~D

[The Stranger]

how wold you like it kaiser if your dad would do so if youre kidnapped...

[Kaiser of Arabia]

how wold you like it kaiser if your dad would do so if youre kidnapped...
Doubt my dad would know if I was kidnapped. Plus, I wouldn't be kidnapped, I'm a fighter. ~:)


I will have back up....by the time you have kids I will probably be in a crazy right wing militia that kidnaps children and brain washes them into becoming foot soldier

Wait...why would you kidnap the children of the leader of the militia ~:confused:

[The Stranger]

youre not answering but evading my question...that pretty much says enough.

it might be a bible phrase...but its still correct...if you dont want that will happen to you...dont do/wish that to a other (rough translation...dunno what it is in english)

[scooter_the_shooter]

Wait...why would you kidnap the children of the leader of the militia


LOL I guess we can get some one else's instead then kaiser.

[The Stranger]

i hope so...~:eek: run its CAPO

[scooter_the_shooter]

(disclaimer)I have no real intention of kidnapping children and forcing them into a militia.(you never know when big brother is watching lol)

Kaiser what is our militia called?

btw I am starting a thread on militias just to see what people think of them.