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InsaneApache
10-02-2005, 08:43
ok guys...basic premise is this. You use the name of a family pet as your first name and the name of the street where you live to get the second name....hey presto a porn star is born.......:laugh4: :inquisitive: :inquisitive: :inquisitive: :inquisitive:

mine would be........ Rex Milton........ (sounds more like a turn at the local labour club in the '70s!!!)

Paul Peru
10-02-2005, 08:48
Tussi Mark?
I don't know if that's bad or horrible.

Ser Clegane
10-02-2005, 09:14
Purzel Heinrich Busold??? :dizzy2:

Sounds more like the name of some nitwit-son from a lower nobility family... :help:

Samurai Waki
10-02-2005, 09:16
Duke Stratford...hmmm...sounds more like a Royal Title.

Leodegar
10-02-2005, 09:57
haha, our cat ist called Napoleon and I live in Adolf-Bolte-Strasse(=Street).

so, Napoleon Adolf???

edyzmedieval
10-02-2005, 10:03
Pretty Aricescu.

Sounds like a good name. ~:)

The_Doctor
10-02-2005, 10:07
Jason Ronald.~:confused:

I thought it was your mother's maiden name, not your street name.

Jimmytwohand
10-02-2005, 10:14
Thumper Warstock for pet/street.
Thumper Storm for pet/maiden name. Beat that one!

King Henry V
10-02-2005, 10:18
Goldy Lyon. Sounds like the name of a porn actress rather than an actor.

InsaneApache
10-02-2005, 10:25
I thought it was your mother's maiden name, not your street name.

Yeah I heard that too....I think we can allow that as well ~D

ok so I get another go ~:cool:

Spike Burkett

Samurai Waki
10-02-2005, 10:28
Duke Law...hmmm...every name I get I conjure up the image of a muscular British Guy with a Monacle and a waxed mustache

Ianofsmeg16
10-02-2005, 10:33
Thomas Grianagh pet/street name
Thomas Stanley maiden name.....that sounds so very common

if you do it with my dog (NO pun intended)
Bex Grianagh
Bex Stanley...still comon

Geoffrey S
10-02-2005, 10:42
Fluffy Broekdijk. Doesn't sound quite right, really.

The Stranger
10-02-2005, 12:32
Snuffy Bospolder ~:dizzy2: wehjooo ~:eek:

Craterus
10-02-2005, 12:42
Rufus Barley (pet/street name)
Rufus McIntosh (pet/mother's maiden name)

Kaiser of Arabia
10-02-2005, 14:38
Either Midnight Gray or Rommel Gray. Those are bad. For pets.

Midnight/Rommel Bublitz, for maiden.

Don Corleone
10-02-2005, 14:42
Let's see....

Rascal Ledyar (using the street, I lived on Colonel Ledyard Highway) or

Boots Foley (different pet and mother's name).

Byzantine Prince
10-02-2005, 15:00
I don't have a pet, and my street is an indian name. :embarassed:

I always liked Brock Landers though.

And Dirk Diggler. I love that!

Strike For The South
10-02-2005, 16:41
...

IrishMike
10-02-2005, 16:47
Buster Longview Wow a weird porn name.

Dutch_guy
10-02-2005, 16:47
ok guys...basic premise is this. You use the name of a family pet as your first name and the name of the street where you live to get the second name....hey presto a porn star is born.......:laugh4: :inquisitive: :inquisitive: :inquisitive: :inquisitive:

mine would be........ Rex Milton........ (sounds more like a turn at the local labour club in the '70s!!!)

where did you get this idea from , wasn't it from that tv show will & grace ?

:balloon2:

Soulforged
10-02-2005, 16:53
Well mine will be in spanish: Manuel Panamá!!~:eek: :puke: I don't think I'll have much success with that name. :no:

Stefan the Berserker
10-02-2005, 17:05
Othello Sainthouse :furious3:

Mikeus Caesar
10-02-2005, 17:12
Lewis Abbey.

Ronin
10-02-2005, 18:35
Sweet Eça? ~:confused:

Lazul
10-02-2005, 19:14
Biggles Waldermar-Lorentzon

... weird name.

discovery1
10-02-2005, 19:29
Prince Green.....

bmolsson
10-03-2005, 02:46
Eh..... Pelle Suprapto......

Lehesu
10-03-2005, 04:02
Schnoozer Summerfield...

AntiochusIII
10-03-2005, 04:36
:weirdthread:

Don't tell me everyone here are all wanna-be porn stars!

Tachikaze
10-03-2005, 06:26
Sebastian Third. Sebastian was my last dog.

As a child, I had a cat named Buzzy and I lived on Calle Quebrada. Buzzy Quebrada sounds cool.

Divinus Arma
10-03-2005, 09:44
Uhm... what if you actually DID porn and actually have a porn name...

:juggle2:

Lehesu
10-04-2005, 03:19
By all means, share.:book: :embarassed:

Shaka_Khan
10-04-2005, 03:47
Spots 15th

-Sounds like the 15th generation of a porn star. ~D

GoreBag
10-04-2005, 05:22
"Muffin Willwood" is the worst porn name ever. I thought the best formula was "Your Middle Name" + "Your street's name".

ichi
10-04-2005, 05:30
Rocky 300 South

*curses stupid Utah street naming conventions*

Gah!

ichi

Shahed
10-04-2005, 05:51
Katia Beer

Bulawayo
10-04-2005, 13:26
Mister Maria. That's a good one ~;)

LeftEyeNine
10-04-2005, 13:37
"I will buy this puppy to have a porn name, mister..AGH!" 169

(Yes, my street is numbered. Weirdest porn name ever..)

Devastatin Dave
10-04-2005, 13:39
I'm going Greek mythology here...

Testiclees.~D

The_Doctor
10-04-2005, 13:59
Biggus Dikkus.~D

Sorry, but it had to be done.

I once wrote that above a urinal. Somebody had already written "big willies" and for some reason there was already some stuff from "The Life of Brain", so it made sence.

TonkaToys
10-04-2005, 14:06
Mo Dacre
or
Mo Chaputorn

My fave is Ben Dover... tee hee.

RabidGibbon
10-04-2005, 16:58
"Sparky McCormack", (Maiden Name) which might just cut it.

"Gerbil Queensway" however is just one more reason I should have got round to naming that rodent.

Reverend Joe
10-04-2005, 17:29
Uhm... what if you actually DID porn and actually have a porn name...

:juggle2:
:thinking: If I was in a porn movie...

*retch*

(is there a vomiting smilie?)

Also, :weirdthread:

Evil_Maniac From Mars
10-04-2005, 21:21
Angus II Hohenzollern :inquisitive:

drone
10-04-2005, 21:34
Using the pet/street method, I guess I get a pretty good stripper name - Natasha Rockland. That method would really work out better if I had a male dog though...

AggonyKing
10-04-2005, 21:36
Verdugo Bear????~:confused:

furry and hot ;)

Sjakihata
10-04-2005, 23:04
Totte Kirsebær - translated ...

Waddy Cherry

Louis VI the Fat
10-05-2005, 00:52
Bambi Lénine.

Would be great for a female porn star. ~:)

Kraxis
10-05-2005, 01:25
Tyrk Vigerslev or Tyrk Allé (alley)

Pippi Vigerslev and Allé

I doubt any of those would net me much, especially the latter two.

You americans have a few good ones, but try to do it in Europe and you get some rather vierd ones.

A popular Danish birdname is Piphans and a major street in Copenhagen is called Nørrebrogade... Piphans Nørrebrogade, YUCK!!!!

TonkaToys
10-07-2005, 13:55
Totte Kirsebær - translated ...

Waddy Cherry
Totty is (British) English slang for an attractive woman, so perhaps it is quite suitable.

Visit Britain, point at a nice lady and say "Top Totty". It is worth the slap around the chops for the laughs you'll get from the chaps.

InsaneApache
10-08-2005, 10:21
Muffin Willwood....now that HAS to be a real porn stars name ~D

HunkinElvis
10-08-2005, 12:12
The closest road to me that has a name that you could recognize is Tehran-ro or Tehran Way.

My male name would be John Tehran Way.
My female name would be Marry Tehran Way.

~:cool:

Ice
10-09-2005, 21:53
My dog is a female so...

Maggie Oak Leaf

Togakure
10-09-2005, 23:23
Hmm ... interesting method of derivation when you consider that a pet's name and a mother's maiden name are often used as "secret words" for online accounts ... (which is why I don't use either for such purposes ...).

My beloved cat of 14 years just moved on to bring Joy to "someone" "somewhere" else, but I'll use his name anyway:

KeenEye Audley (pet/street)
- Maybe KeenEye Oddly would be catchier? Eccentric Skull-boinkee?

KeenEye Chidamatsu (pet/maiden name)
- Glint the Squint?

If I could just choose my own ... hmm ... Johnny Stars n Stripes (ker-SMACK!).

Don Corleone
10-09-2005, 23:34
Peter North. Perhaps you've familiar with my work?

Strike For The South
10-09-2005, 23:37
Peter North. Perhaps you've familiar with my work?

EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW~:cool:

ScionTheWorm
10-10-2005, 00:20
Clark Larsson. Amateur porn star and country artist

Al Khalifah
10-10-2005, 15:59
Vijay Blenheim. Sounds like a bolywood pornstar.

The Stranger
10-10-2005, 17:34
FREE WILLIE

can be read all ways ~D

Duke Malcolm
10-10-2005, 18:29
(I can't remember the name of my first hamster... It might have been) Hammy Shaftesbury

ElAngelo
06-02-2015, 02:42
Rambo West :p This reminds me of the days in college. We used to do this with the porn name generator on theporndude (http://theporndude.com/). Where are the days :p

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
06-02-2015, 02:57
Mushy Pinhoe

:laugh4:

Hooahguy
06-02-2015, 04:37
Wow, this is some serious thread necromancy.
Frank Holly.

Greyblades
06-02-2015, 05:25
Toby Elgin

Fragony
06-02-2015, 05:26
Rambo West :p

Awesome

Crandar
06-02-2015, 06:10
The last pet we had was a domestic ship, fifty years ago. Anyway:

Whitey National Defense

Kralizec
06-02-2015, 10:36
Casper Applestreet

edyzmedieval
06-02-2015, 17:21
10 year old thread, wow, how did this end up back on the first page? :laugh4:

Veho Nex
06-02-2015, 17:26
Bella Brooks, lol I think that would be better suited to a female. Unless I go with my little dogs name which would be burrito brooks.

Ice
06-03-2015, 01:37
My dog is a female so...

Maggie Oak Leaf

I opened this thread out of curosity to see I responded 10 years ago with my expected response... Indeed I did :yes:

It amazes me at all the old names I see and that I still vividly remember those org members.

Shaka_Khan
06-04-2015, 14:06
Bo Pennsylvania

ReluctantSamurai
06-05-2015, 16:17
Pookey Bishop~D

SwordsMaster
06-05-2015, 16:36
Cork. No pet.

Beskar
06-05-2015, 18:53
I got a friend who is Speedy Ryder.

I of the Storm
06-09-2015, 12:49
How the hell did this thread got exhumed in the first place? Someone did a forum search for porn or what... !?

Anyway, mine would be Charlie Antoni. Not so bad, I suppose.

Sir Moody
06-09-2015, 13:34
Paudy Hawthorn

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