View Full Version : What's your porn name?
InsaneApache
10-02-2005, 08:43
ok guys...basic premise is this. You use the name of a family pet as your first name and the name of the street where you live to get the second name....hey presto a porn star is born.......:laugh4: :inquisitive: :inquisitive: :inquisitive: :inquisitive:
mine would be........ Rex Milton........ (sounds more like a turn at the local labour club in the '70s!!!)
Paul Peru
10-02-2005, 08:48
Tussi Mark?
I don't know if that's bad or horrible.
Ser Clegane
10-02-2005, 09:14
Purzel Heinrich Busold??? :dizzy2:
Sounds more like the name of some nitwit-son from a lower nobility family... :help:
Samurai Waki
10-02-2005, 09:16
Duke Stratford...hmmm...sounds more like a Royal Title.
Leodegar
10-02-2005, 09:57
haha, our cat ist called Napoleon and I live in Adolf-Bolte-Strasse(=Street).
so, Napoleon Adolf???
edyzmedieval
10-02-2005, 10:03
Pretty Aricescu.
Sounds like a good name. ~:)
The_Doctor
10-02-2005, 10:07
Jason Ronald.~:confused:
I thought it was your mother's maiden name, not your street name.
Jimmytwohand
10-02-2005, 10:14
Thumper Warstock for pet/street.
Thumper Storm for pet/maiden name. Beat that one!
King Henry V
10-02-2005, 10:18
Goldy Lyon. Sounds like the name of a porn actress rather than an actor.
InsaneApache
10-02-2005, 10:25
I thought it was your mother's maiden name, not your street name.
Yeah I heard that too....I think we can allow that as well ~D
ok so I get another go ~:cool:
Spike Burkett
Samurai Waki
10-02-2005, 10:28
Duke Law...hmmm...every name I get I conjure up the image of a muscular British Guy with a Monacle and a waxed mustache
Ianofsmeg16
10-02-2005, 10:33
Thomas Grianagh pet/street name
Thomas Stanley maiden name.....that sounds so very common
if you do it with my dog (NO pun intended)
Bex Grianagh
Bex Stanley...still comon
Geoffrey S
10-02-2005, 10:42
Fluffy Broekdijk. Doesn't sound quite right, really.
The Stranger
10-02-2005, 12:32
Snuffy Bospolder ~:dizzy2: wehjooo ~:eek:
Craterus
10-02-2005, 12:42
Rufus Barley (pet/street name)
Rufus McIntosh (pet/mother's maiden name)
Kaiser of Arabia
10-02-2005, 14:38
Either Midnight Gray or Rommel Gray. Those are bad. For pets.
Midnight/Rommel Bublitz, for maiden.
Don Corleone
10-02-2005, 14:42
Let's see....
Rascal Ledyar (using the street, I lived on Colonel Ledyard Highway) or
Boots Foley (different pet and mother's name).
Byzantine Prince
10-02-2005, 15:00
I don't have a pet, and my street is an indian name. :embarassed:
I always liked Brock Landers though.
And Dirk Diggler. I love that!
Strike For The South
10-02-2005, 16:41
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IrishMike
10-02-2005, 16:47
Buster Longview Wow a weird porn name.
Dutch_guy
10-02-2005, 16:47
ok guys...basic premise is this. You use the name of a family pet as your first name and the name of the street where you live to get the second name....hey presto a porn star is born.......:laugh4: :inquisitive: :inquisitive: :inquisitive: :inquisitive:
mine would be........ Rex Milton........ (sounds more like a turn at the local labour club in the '70s!!!)
where did you get this idea from , wasn't it from that tv show will & grace ?
:balloon2:
Soulforged
10-02-2005, 16:53
Well mine will be in spanish: Manuel Panamá!!~:eek: :puke: I don't think I'll have much success with that name. :no:
Stefan the Berserker
10-02-2005, 17:05
Othello Sainthouse :furious3:
Mikeus Caesar
10-02-2005, 17:12
Lewis Abbey.
Biggles Waldermar-Lorentzon
... weird name.
discovery1
10-02-2005, 19:29
Prince Green.....
bmolsson
10-03-2005, 02:46
Eh..... Pelle Suprapto......
AntiochusIII
10-03-2005, 04:36
:weirdthread:
Don't tell me everyone here are all wanna-be porn stars!
Tachikaze
10-03-2005, 06:26
Sebastian Third. Sebastian was my last dog.
As a child, I had a cat named Buzzy and I lived on Calle Quebrada. Buzzy Quebrada sounds cool.
Divinus Arma
10-03-2005, 09:44
Uhm... what if you actually DID porn and actually have a porn name...
:juggle2:
By all means, share.:book: :embarassed:
Shaka_Khan
10-04-2005, 03:47
Spots 15th
-Sounds like the 15th generation of a porn star. ~D
"Muffin Willwood" is the worst porn name ever. I thought the best formula was "Your Middle Name" + "Your street's name".
Rocky 300 South
*curses stupid Utah street naming conventions*
Gah!
ichi
Bulawayo
10-04-2005, 13:26
Mister Maria. That's a good one ~;)
LeftEyeNine
10-04-2005, 13:37
"I will buy this puppy to have a porn name, mister..AGH!" 169
(Yes, my street is numbered. Weirdest porn name ever..)
Devastatin Dave
10-04-2005, 13:39
I'm going Greek mythology here...
Testiclees.~D
The_Doctor
10-04-2005, 13:59
Biggus Dikkus.~D
Sorry, but it had to be done.
I once wrote that above a urinal. Somebody had already written "big willies" and for some reason there was already some stuff from "The Life of Brain", so it made sence.
TonkaToys
10-04-2005, 14:06
Mo Dacre
or
Mo Chaputorn
My fave is Ben Dover... tee hee.
RabidGibbon
10-04-2005, 16:58
"Sparky McCormack", (Maiden Name) which might just cut it.
"Gerbil Queensway" however is just one more reason I should have got round to naming that rodent.
Reverend Joe
10-04-2005, 17:29
Uhm... what if you actually DID porn and actually have a porn name...
:juggle2:
:thinking: If I was in a porn movie...
*retch*
(is there a vomiting smilie?)
Also, :weirdthread:
Evil_Maniac From Mars
10-04-2005, 21:21
Angus II Hohenzollern :inquisitive:
Using the pet/street method, I guess I get a pretty good stripper name - Natasha Rockland. That method would really work out better if I had a male dog though...
AggonyKing
10-04-2005, 21:36
Verdugo Bear????~:confused:
furry and hot ;)
Sjakihata
10-04-2005, 23:04
Totte Kirsebær - translated ...
Waddy Cherry
Louis VI the Fat
10-05-2005, 00:52
Bambi Lénine.
Would be great for a female porn star. ~:)
Tyrk Vigerslev or Tyrk Allé (alley)
Pippi Vigerslev and Allé
I doubt any of those would net me much, especially the latter two.
You americans have a few good ones, but try to do it in Europe and you get some rather vierd ones.
A popular Danish birdname is Piphans and a major street in Copenhagen is called Nørrebrogade... Piphans Nørrebrogade, YUCK!!!!
TonkaToys
10-07-2005, 13:55
Totte Kirsebær - translated ...
Waddy Cherry
Totty is (British) English slang for an attractive woman, so perhaps it is quite suitable.
Visit Britain, point at a nice lady and say "Top Totty". It is worth the slap around the chops for the laughs you'll get from the chaps.
InsaneApache
10-08-2005, 10:21
Muffin Willwood....now that HAS to be a real porn stars name ~D
HunkinElvis
10-08-2005, 12:12
The closest road to me that has a name that you could recognize is Tehran-ro or Tehran Way.
My male name would be John Tehran Way.
My female name would be Marry Tehran Way.
~:cool:
My dog is a female so...
Maggie Oak Leaf
Togakure
10-09-2005, 23:23
Hmm ... interesting method of derivation when you consider that a pet's name and a mother's maiden name are often used as "secret words" for online accounts ... (which is why I don't use either for such purposes ...).
My beloved cat of 14 years just moved on to bring Joy to "someone" "somewhere" else, but I'll use his name anyway:
KeenEye Audley (pet/street)
- Maybe KeenEye Oddly would be catchier? Eccentric Skull-boinkee?
KeenEye Chidamatsu (pet/maiden name)
- Glint the Squint?
If I could just choose my own ... hmm ... Johnny Stars n Stripes (ker-SMACK!).
Don Corleone
10-09-2005, 23:34
Peter North. Perhaps you've familiar with my work?
Strike For The South
10-09-2005, 23:37
Peter North. Perhaps you've familiar with my work?
EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW~:cool:
ScionTheWorm
10-10-2005, 00:20
Clark Larsson. Amateur porn star and country artist
Al Khalifah
10-10-2005, 15:59
Vijay Blenheim. Sounds like a bolywood pornstar.
The Stranger
10-10-2005, 17:34
FREE WILLIE
can be read all ways ~D
Duke Malcolm
10-10-2005, 18:29
(I can't remember the name of my first hamster... It might have been) Hammy Shaftesbury
ElAngelo
06-02-2015, 02:42
Rambo West :p This reminds me of the days in college. We used to do this with the porn name generator on theporndude (http://theporndude.com/). Where are the days :p
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
06-02-2015, 02:57
Mushy Pinhoe
:laugh4:
Hooahguy
06-02-2015, 04:37
Wow, this is some serious thread necromancy.
Frank Holly.
Greyblades
06-02-2015, 05:25
Toby Elgin
The last pet we had was a domestic ship, fifty years ago. Anyway:
Whitey National Defense
Kralizec
06-02-2015, 10:36
Casper Applestreet
edyzmedieval
06-02-2015, 17:21
10 year old thread, wow, how did this end up back on the first page? :laugh4:
Veho Nex
06-02-2015, 17:26
Bella Brooks, lol I think that would be better suited to a female. Unless I go with my little dogs name which would be burrito brooks.
My dog is a female so...
Maggie Oak Leaf
I opened this thread out of curosity to see I responded 10 years ago with my expected response... Indeed I did :yes:
It amazes me at all the old names I see and that I still vividly remember those org members.
Shaka_Khan
06-04-2015, 14:06
Bo Pennsylvania
ReluctantSamurai
06-05-2015, 16:17
Pookey Bishop~D
SwordsMaster
06-05-2015, 16:36
Cork. No pet.
I got a friend who is Speedy Ryder.
I of the Storm
06-09-2015, 12:49
How the hell did this thread got exhumed in the first place? Someone did a forum search for porn or what... !?
Anyway, mine would be Charlie Antoni. Not so bad, I suppose.
Sir Moody
06-09-2015, 13:34
Paudy Hawthorn
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