View Full Version : When Am I going to die
AggonyKing
10-04-2005, 21:29
July 7, 2060 <_< too little
calculate yours here www.deathclock.com
Ianofsmeg16
10-04-2005, 21:59
Saturday, October 31st 2076
well thats good then
Uesugi Kenshin
10-04-2005, 22:02
September 29, 2062.
HA! 2 Years more than you!
Not that it is likely to be accurate...
InsaneApache
10-04-2005, 22:08
7 days before my 95th birthday.....and I was hoping to get to 96, if only to be shot by a jealous husband ~D
AggonyKing
10-04-2005, 22:11
I highly doubt that I would die at my 70's after all, 2 of my great grandmothers are still alive, one is 98, the other is 90 years old
Craterus
10-04-2005, 22:12
7 days? What the hell is that all about?
Brb, I gotta answer the phone.. ~;)
AggonyKing
10-04-2005, 22:14
haha I put Castro's info and he said that he was already dead, died 1971, guess not
Craterus
10-04-2005, 22:20
Seriously: Sunday June 20, 2064 - at a ripe age of 74 (almost 75)
You do know that it gives a different answer every time, even if you don't change things around.
EDIT: They seem to have fixed it since the last time I checked, it gives the same answer now.
The_Doctor
10-04-2005, 22:22
Tuesday, March 2, 2083.
AggonyKing
10-04-2005, 22:22
You do know that it gives a different answer every time, even if you don't change things around.
EDIT: They seem to have fixed it since the last time I checked, it gives the same answer now.if you play around with the "what type of person are you" often gives you less or more years
Craterus
10-04-2005, 22:35
Optimistic adds 20 years from "Normal". But, it used to change dates, even years, even if you left all options the same. It used to be random. Now, it is set.
9 September 1990, Male, Normal, Non-Smoker, under 25 BMI = 20 June 2064
7 September 1990, Male, Normal, Non-Smoker, under 25 BMI = 18 June 2064
Sjakihata
10-04-2005, 22:48
Tuesday, July 24, 2035
that's quite soon.
Craterus
10-04-2005, 22:58
Ouch, 30 years. That's a punch in the face.
I think I'll have a go at getting one within the year. Month if possible.
EDIT: I have -64.683 seconds to live?! Argh.
Alexanderofmacedon
10-04-2005, 23:04
Wednesday September 3, 2064
Well, that stinks...
Kaiser of Arabia
10-04-2005, 23:22
Friday, June 4, 2027.
LeftEyeNine
10-05-2005, 00:32
1 April 2051..
LEN is in his death bed, barely breathing..His grandchildren have prepared for a surprise..
Kid 1 : Gran'pa ! How do you feel right now, my dear grandpa ?
LEN : Oh my s-sons..*cough cough*..You see, I am as agile and predatory as the Byzantine Prince.. Keh heh!..Ouc-*cough cough*
Kid 2 : B-..By..What prince ? Who's that ?
LEN : Nevermind son, nevermind.. Aah, We, old Org'ers... So why are you all four gathered up here? You know, I need oxygen and you are just consuming my a..*cough* air, my babies..
Kid 4 : We have a surprise for you, pa..
Kid 3 : Yes daddy, number 2 and I composed a song for you to bring up your cheer !..
Kid 2 : We'll sing it altogether right now for you.. Are you ready, granddaddy ?
LEN : *whispers~I could never love the kids..For my whole lifetime..I hate these instant trouble makers..~ Ahem !..*cough*..Oh my dear precious little kids, I'm just so excited to hear it.. Go on then!..
Kid Chorus : GAH! GAH! GAH! GAH! GAH! GAAAAH! GAH! GAH! GAH! GAH! GAH! GAH! GAAAAH! G-G-GAH GAH! April Fools Day, Grandpa !
LEN : Hmpfffkkk !! *heart attack* You litt...ba$!%!! Hmk! *Last molecule of carbondioxide out*
Kagemusha
10-05-2005, 00:52
17.2.2044
Thats rather optimistic
I would live to see my 56 birthday.~:thumb:
Shaka_Khan
10-05-2005, 02:00
I laugh at this thread! I know that I'll live forever.
TheSilverKnight
10-05-2005, 02:27
Thursday September 29th 2100, at the ripe old age of 112 (almost 113). *Mr. Burn's finger tap* eeexxxxcelllentt...Smithers, get me my anti-anti-aging solution. ~D
Shambles
10-05-2005, 02:31
it dont like me ,
Even if i say Non smoker it says Im still gonna die Same time lol
mumble
Zalmoxis
10-05-2005, 07:44
After I got my death date (I don't remeber it) I messed around with it and had it kill me 24 years ago, in November.
The Blind King of Bohemia
10-05-2005, 10:25
21st october 2068, 3 days shy before my 85 birthday but i plan to be dead long before the old peoples home, wetting pants senile stage~D
Meneldil
10-05-2005, 10:31
Some day in 2023.
Tuesday, June 23, 2037
I will die at the age of 65. The official retirement age...Gah!!!~:eek:
I will not live to see my 73rd birthday...(April 27th 2045)
I guess it is my high BMI of 30 that the application interprets as obesity. Have they never heard of heavy muscled Northmen?
Rather frightening to see the seconds drop away... really scary that is.
but this is just an idiot test... I checked several times... was different every time :dizzy2: highest was 2088 wich will mean I'll be 99 years old~D
English assassin
10-05-2005, 11:24
Apparently I will live until I am 74.
That's going to be a very comforting thought, next time I am out on my motorbike and some [male body part] in an Audi TT pulls out of a side road without looking.
King Henry V
10-05-2005, 11:25
I am sorry, but you're time has expired! Have a nice day
Oh dear....
edyzmedieval
10-05-2005, 12:38
Funny...
I will die on the 5th of February, 2050...
59 years...Impossible.... Much more than that... My grandpa is 90 years old....
discovery1
10-05-2005, 13:10
it has me dieing someday in 2023. I won't even make it 40 years.....
nah.
The Stranger
10-05-2005, 16:17
wehjooo...i die young...i knew it...thursday april 2039 only 49 years old
The Stranger
10-05-2005, 16:18
ahahahha when i change my mode to normal i suddenly die in 2064 ~D
Craterus
10-05-2005, 20:22
ahahahha when i change my mode to normal i suddenly die in 2064 ~D
Me too buddy, but I bet I die a month or two before you...
Apparently I will live until I am 74.
Same here. Saturday, January 12, 2058. Well, so long as it's a quick heart-attack rather than a painful, long-lasting illness...
Craterus
10-05-2005, 22:00
If it's set on Normal, Male, Non-Smoker and less than 25 BMI, then everyone lives till 74!! That's the beauty of it.
Tuesday, August 15, 2079
Seems a bit early. Bring on medical advances! I'm going to make it to 120 and still be coherent and continent. *fingers crossed*
Tricky Lady
10-05-2005, 22:30
Saturday, January 30, 2055.
78 years, well that's not too bad. I'll die before Alzheimer gets me... I hope :wink:
But all my grand-parents are now still alive at 80+ so I guess the calculation is rather a pessimistic one.
AntiochusIII
10-05-2005, 23:53
Ha! I shall live forever, and last longer than the cockroaches.
And we all know humanity, except me, will be wiped out by an upcoming nuclear war as illustrated by Divinus' (right guy?) theory about the situation in Iraq. ~;)
Its trying to trick me into being pessimistic by the result...i don't think so!
*changes to optimistic, adds 20 years to life*
Hah. and people say i'm negetive.. ~D
It generates a new answer for me every time. The first one was May 8, 2048, I think. I never wanted to live very long anyway.
Samurai Waki
10-06-2005, 06:14
Wow. even on just normal I keep getting around 2065 and optomistic anywhere from 2085-2100. Meaning I'd be about 116 years old~:handball:
The Stranger
10-06-2005, 16:35
hilarious...nah it isnt really
Evil_Maniac From Mars
10-07-2005, 23:33
Monday, May 18, 2065
I had 2028 before I changed sadistic to normal. Being evil is hazardous to your health. :book:
What a load of crap, the world ends in 2012
~:cheers:
mercian billman
10-08-2005, 19:23
Saturday, January 3, 2060
What a load of crap, the world ends in 2012
~:cheers:
oh I forgot..
gah anyway.. that's still long ~;)
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