View Full Version : Creative Assembly The fibber thread
InsaneApache
10-10-2005, 10:31
This thread is dedicated to lies and lying. I invite patrons to post their lies and made up stories here. Ok I'll get the ball rolling.
Windows steam up in winter because of the inordinate number of fish in the atmosphere. :book:
Kekvit Irae
10-10-2005, 10:35
I like the Backroom. It fills me with joy seeing intelligent conversations in a flame-free enviroment.
Del Arroyo
10-10-2005, 10:44
The purple man is watching you.
This thread is not spam and won't be closed anytime soon.
Craterus
10-10-2005, 16:38
I like the moderators. They are my idols. ~;)
Duke Malcolm
10-10-2005, 16:41
I am a fibber
doc_bean
10-10-2005, 16:45
I thought this was going to be a thread about the benefits of fibers in a diet :balloon2:
master of the puppets
10-10-2005, 16:45
i actually own enough weapons
Mikeus Caesar
10-10-2005, 17:10
Byzatine Prince has never gotten a warning, and is the best behaved member of the .Org
Dutch_guy
10-10-2005, 18:59
I actually know what fibber is.
:balloon2:
Big King Sanctaphrax
10-10-2005, 19:30
This thread isn't being monitored closely by the entire mod team.
The Stranger
10-10-2005, 20:03
wehjooo BEIRUT ANT BKS ARENT LYING
The Stranger
10-10-2005, 20:05
oh and hitler didnt killed any jews :handball:
im not just posting to get my post count up
AggonyKing
10-10-2005, 20:42
I am not in pain
I can juggle burned, razorsharp knives, whilst standing on a moving motorbike, on one foot. Over a shark pool.
Adrian II
10-10-2005, 21:41
This thread isn't being monitored closely by the entire mod team.Mods have lives, too.
Big King Sanctaphrax
10-10-2005, 21:42
Women faint at the sight of my righteous abs.
Papewaio
10-10-2005, 21:45
So do I BKS :kiss2:
America is the Great Santa.
Mikeus Caesar
10-10-2005, 22:45
Everyone hates the mods, and want to burn Beirut's axe on a sacrificial bonfire.
The babe thread does not have any good-looking women in it.
My postcount did not just increase by 1.~;)
So do I BKS :kiss2:
Babywaio thinks Papewaio is cuter than Mamawaio.
Everything I say is a Lie.
Kaiser of Arabia
10-10-2005, 23:59
I am really 43 years old, and have 3 phds in Political Science, History, and Beer Drinking Philiosphies. I am a liberal, bisexual punk rocker as well. I voted for Howard Dean in the Democratic Primaries.
TheSilverKnight
10-11-2005, 00:22
imma go with what Monk said
Soulforged
10-11-2005, 00:37
I'm not being repressed by the mods...
Big King Sanctaphrax
10-11-2005, 00:42
Everything I say is a Lie.
I don't find the Liar's Paradox confusing at all.
I don't find the Liar's Paradox confusing at all.
I don't enjoy confusing you in the least bit.
TheSilverKnight
10-11-2005, 02:31
I don't enjoy confusing you in the least bit.
I do ~D
Strike For The South
10-11-2005, 02:33
America is the Great Santa.
I think we are more along the line of the tooth fariy
AggonyKing
10-11-2005, 03:49
Bill Gates does not want to conquer the world
Captain Fishpants
10-11-2005, 10:18
One of the best ways to get into retail employment is to take a job sitting on top of a lift reading out the floor details for department stores.
Ms word is a great program!
I did never loose big text files for school because of it!
I never swear to my computer when in word!
this site (http://users.bart.nl/~centrvak/PC-Grappen.htm) is not funny at all!
The Stranger
10-11-2005, 15:07
Holland wont loose in the finals to germany with 2-1
doc_bean
10-11-2005, 16:43
This is not my 1000th post :bow:
Mikeus Caesar
10-11-2005, 16:50
England has a great football team, and we don't always lose on penalties. In fact, England is so good, we will win the World Cup.
The Stranger
10-11-2005, 17:06
i never spam
InsaneApache
10-11-2005, 17:36
Water is made from fish and whale/porpoise wee
:bow:
Kagemusha
10-11-2005, 18:04
I should smoke more,it would be healthy.~:pimp:
The Stranger
10-11-2005, 18:19
this post is spam :wink:
I will not be posting in this thread.
You have been banned for the following reason:
None
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
The Stranger
10-11-2005, 18:54
this post wont get my count to 4139
this post wont get my count to 4139
You are exact 4000 posts beyond me now!
AggonyKing
10-11-2005, 19:00
I have feelings
The Stranger
10-11-2005, 19:01
NOW -1 one bartix
When I lie in this thread, the truth is the real lie.
Mongoose
10-11-2005, 19:11
I love Totalwar.com. Every there is so friendly and would NEVER flame someone just because they said that the game wasn't perfect.
"I like the Backroom. It fills me with joy seeing intelligent conversations in a flame-free enviroment."
I agree. what i also like about it is the fact that people acept when they are defeated and say something like "I guess i was wrong, sorry." Instead of throwing childish insults at each other.
You are exact 4000 posts beyond me now!
But that was a lie!
Craterus
10-11-2005, 20:25
Everyone hates the mods, and want to burn Beirut's axe on a sacrificial bonfire.
We're supposed to be lying ~:doh:
The pen is red.
Dutch_guy
10-11-2005, 20:45
There isn't a party in the chat room now ( with fre beer ! ) Yes not right now !~;)
:balloon2:
AggonyKing
10-11-2005, 20:53
There isn't a party in the chat room now ( with fre beer ! ) Yes not right now !~;)
:balloon2:oh....so the party was cancelled? oh well, I guess I'll return this fine drinks and women
Evil_Maniac From Mars
10-11-2005, 21:00
Everyone hates the mods, and want to burn Beirut's axe on a sacrificial bonfire.
This is supposed to be a fibber thread. Nothing truthful allowed. :furious3:
Everybody should watch the news on Fox.
InsaneApache
10-11-2005, 21:51
Buddhists are forbidden to eat glass, except on wednesdays.
Craterus
10-11-2005, 21:53
Chickens have 5 legs.
Hey you should tell lies here!
you should say something like, chiken have two legs, I mean everybody knows they have 5.
AggonyKing
10-11-2005, 21:59
Chickens have 5 legs.woah!!! I never really seen a chicken so I must take your word for it:bow:
There actually is a spoon, you just can't bend it.
Kagemusha
10-11-2005, 23:35
I sleep too much.
But that was a lie!
Hmmm.. this is now tricky.
...at time I post, it was NOT in the correct spirit of this thread ~;) ~;)
Now it IS, until I press submit :dizzy2:
And also, if you as my brother what he posted in this thread, he will reply it was the one about fish.~:cheers:
The Stranger
10-12-2005, 15:12
wehjoo...craterus is the worst spammer i've ever seen...
I am going to make 10,000th post soon for sure ~:)
AggonyKing
10-12-2005, 16:28
the world ends tonight:no:
Alexanderofmacedon
10-12-2005, 16:30
The USA does not want to conquer the world
I didnt' fix your post...
Reverend Joe
10-12-2005, 16:34
I am a lively and intellegent member of the Org who always adds something to a conversation, and would ever post something like this:
https://img441.imageshack.us/img441/8927/connery1ix.jpg
:bigcry: ~D
Alexanderofmacedon
10-12-2005, 16:38
I love that picture...~:cheers:
InsaneApache
10-12-2005, 18:49
XARDOS(sp) was the bestest movie of all time. :book:
Craterus
10-12-2005, 20:35
I cna selpl!
AggonyKing
10-12-2005, 20:55
I cna selpl!you can spell too~;p
Kaiser of Arabia
10-13-2005, 01:17
I am a jelly donut.
The Stranger
10-13-2005, 13:21
kaiser and teleklos dont spam
Craterus
10-13-2005, 16:25
I've seen Telekelos post in the Tavern and has more posts than :stupid: in all spam threads
This thread could definately not have been called 'the sarcasm/irony thread'.
RabidGibbon
10-13-2005, 23:41
I'm not in the least surprised that this thread is still going,
and this post is not spam.
InsaneApache
10-14-2005, 08:02
If you eat 10 lbs. of jellied eels in a minute you won't vomit :dizzy2:
InsaneApache
10-14-2005, 08:04
Leeds Centre for the study of Primate Intelligence.
Would this be a certain football stadium just off the M621? ~D
Reverend Joe
10-14-2005, 13:44
If you eat 10 lbs. of jellied eels in a minute you won't vomit :dizzy2:
I did not almost vomit just reading that. ~:eek:
Duke Malcolm
10-14-2005, 14:13
This thread could definately not have been called 'the sarcasm/irony thread'.
I'me sure it could be called the irony thread...
The Stranger
10-14-2005, 16:29
i'm sure it shouldnt
Divinus Arma
10-14-2005, 19:17
I'm a black lesbian jewish democrat with a sadomasochistic aggressive fetish for whipping naked males in public.
Oh, and I enjoy the company of rabbits.
TheSilverKnight
10-14-2005, 19:17
I'm not eating cheese or sitting at home on my computer at this moment
The Stranger
10-14-2005, 19:19
i am stupid
TheSilverKnight
10-14-2005, 19:20
I am not British
The Stranger
10-14-2005, 19:22
beirut likes me and doesnt think i'm a stupid pain in the ass...
TheSilverKnight
10-14-2005, 19:24
I don't like the following members -
Wiz
Monk
Beirut
TheStranger
err...several others who's name conveniently elude me at the moment
TheSilverKnight
10-14-2005, 19:26
I am not increasing my post count by posting in this shameful thread
The Stranger
10-14-2005, 19:29
neither am i
I am of british descendance.
The Stranger
10-14-2005, 19:38
im not one of the best spammers around and i'm not arrogant about it at all ~D
Kagemusha
10-14-2005, 20:18
I havent drank beer tonight or anyother night ever.
TheSilverKnight
10-14-2005, 20:56
I am not eating a really good pizza right now
Craterus
10-14-2005, 21:03
im not one of the best spammers around and i'm not arrogant about it at all ~D
You are one of the best spammers around, but you're not an arrogant ___ ~D
The Stranger
10-15-2005, 11:42
that comes from the man who is the last that you can call a arrogantus prickus and he isnt the God of the SGAA's at all. and he spams very well ~D
This thread serves a valuable purpose.
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