Your favourite traditional turkey recipe?

[Adrian II]

In an effort to improve transatlantic understanding over Christmas this year, I will be cooking and serving the traditional Anglosaxon Christmas dinner: da roast turkey.

I have eaten turkey in Britain and the United States on various occasions, but I never bothered with recipes and various preparations I sampled were not exhaustive anyway. So I would love to have your favourite traditional turkey recipes.


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Please add as many details as possible concerning preparation, presentation and degustation of the bird. With what should it be stuffed? How long should it cook? How should I cut it on the table? What side-dishes to serve with it? What wines go well with your recipe? What hors-d'oeuvres, what desserts are most suitable? Etcetera etcetera.

Please help AdrianII to a great turkey dinner in the interest of world peace! :santa: http://matousmileys.free.fr/cutehug.gif http://matousmileys.free.fr/yes.gif

[The Wizard]

I was wondering why a Dutchman was cooking up something foreign... ~D

We don't do many traditions here save the Christmas dinner / New Year's breakfast...

[Adrian II]

I was wondering why a Dutchman was cooking up something foreign... ~D

We don't do many traditions here save the Christmas dinner / New Year's breakfast...The AdrianII's traditionally cook hare or duck for Christmas. They enjoy lavish banquets on Easter mornings, Santaclaus Night (5th of December), New Year's Day, and family birthdays. I also organise a huge traditional colewort dinner (boerenkoolmaaltijd) in November with all the works (Kasselerrib, klapstuk, rookworst, lamskoteletjes, mosterd, allerhande zuur en grote glazen Bourgogne). In February we have a big mussel dinner (mussels stewed in white wine) and we are avid barbecuers throughout the season. These are social occasions, no grandes bouffes, and kids take pride of place. So a turkey that helps, say, twelve or fifteen people would be a great change.

[Abdel Hakam]

Ha! I thought this was about Turkish food! I don't know a lot about the bird, except it apparently makes people sleepy. This is maybe off the subject, but where does a turkey sleep? I don't think they can fly. Do they make a nest on the ground?

Also, I heard Benjamin Franklin wanted the turkey to be the American national symbol! Apparently he saw the eagle as an arrogant and warlike bird and the turkey as a kind and useful creature. I like the idea, but was he serious? Unthinkable now, but maybe some comedian will be elected and bring the idea back.

[Adrian II]

This is maybe off the subject, but where does a turkey sleep? I don't think they can fly. Do they make a nest on the ground?Before this thread veeres off into the (fascinating) realm of ornithology, I want to emphasise that I plan on buying, stuffing and roasting a dead turkey, not a live one. The thought is tempting, though.

~:cool:

[Zalmoxis]

I'm not so fond with turkey.

[Adrian II]

I'm not so fond with turkey.Rrright.. this thread is going nowhere, isn't it?

~:confused:

[Zalmoxis]

No. But you could sugest a turkey recipe I could try.

[Fragony]

Turkey's food very much resembles greek food, if it contains mucho meat I will eat it. But for the love of god never take a desert in a Turkish restaurant, these guys use WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY to much sugar it will actually leave you with a burning sensation in your mouth.

[Adrian II]

No. But you could sugest a turkey recipe I could try.Let me get this clear: I should provide others with a turkey recipe? :sleepy:

[Alexanderofmacedon]

What I would do for a Thankgiving feast right here right now...

Snif, snif...:embarassed:

[Strike For The South]

Fry That Sucker

[Adrian II]

Fry That SuckerGentlemen, we have a breakthrough. The AdrianII's will fry themselves a Sucker this year, courtesy of Strike for the South.
:bow:

[Strike For The South]

Gentlemen, we have a breakthrough. The AdrianII's will fry themselves a Sucker this year, courtesy of Strike for the South.
:bow:

Im not joking best...Turkey...Ever

[Adrian II]

Im not joking best...Turkey...EverAre we talking all-time best... frigging... Sucker here?

*attempts to go native*

[Strike For The South]

Frying....mmmmmmmmm...so moist so juicy ...ahhhhhhhhh yea:dizzy2: dont forget the taters and carnberry sauce

[Adrian II]

Frying....mmmmmmmmm...so moist so juicy ...ahhhhhhhhh yea:dizzy2:Is this a PG13 recipe? There will be kids at the table, you know. :stare:

[Alexanderofmacedon]

You're going to end up dead...~:handball:

[Strike For The South]

but I will be full of fried turkey and deer jerkey

[English assassin]

I'll try to post some tips if I get time. (for turkey, not sucker. I've only ever cooked sucker when drunk).

First and most importantly, for god sake buy a good free range bird. As turkey is not a big thing over there I guess the Netherlands is not overrun with revolting mass produced factory farmed birds anyway, but the only approach that works for such abominations is "remove wrapping, feed to dog". Seriously. If they taste of anything it is, vaguely, of fish.

Your main battle with turkey is to stop the breast drying while giving the bird long enough to cook the legs through. Two short tips: cook the bird upside down, then the fat from the back runs down to the breast helping keep it moist (of course this is, from the bird's point of view, the right way up, but by now it is past caring about such niceties). Also, most turkey receipes you see ask you to cook the bird for far too long. I'm no keener on food poisoning than the next man but you don't need to incinerate the thing.

Coming soon, Assassin observations on stuffing, gravy, beer, including brussel sprouts done nicely, and other good things, and probably some helpful links to cooking instructions from reputable turkey farmers just to back up my advice re cooking times. I shan't trouble you with my red cabbage, apple and chestnuts in wine, since I had it from my Dutch mother in law and I'm pretty confident it would be coals to newcastle.

With all this said though, I'm having goose this year.

[Adrian II]

Coming soon, Assassin observations on stuffing, gravy, beer, including brussel sprouts done nicely, and other good things (..)Thank you, English Assassin! Finally I am getting somewhere. :bow:

I shall pass down your strict requirements with regard to the bird's personal history, ranging habits and funereal wrapping to my poulterer. The turkey will be roasted upside up, consider it done.

Please keep those tips coming! :book:

Can I mix the brussels sprouts with freshly roasted chestnuts? Or should the chestnuts be part fo the stuffing? Or should I save them for the red cabbage, apple and white wine because that is an indispensable accoutrement?

Strike for the South, I looked into the fried Sucker option. According to authoritative sources below the Mason-Dixon line, it requires an outdoor propane burner, 5 gallons of vegetable oil, a giant meat thermometer and other quasi-veterinarian appliances which I have some difficulty associating with Christmas. I promise to give it a try this summer, only with turkey breast, a 1 gallon frying pot and a woodfire in my backyard. Needless to say, that Sucker will go down with taters 'n cranberry sauce.
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[InsaneApache]

Yes you must make sure that the breast does not dry out. If it does, expect to drink a bottle of wine just to flush the obscene material down. Do as EA says and cook on its breast, or make sure the breast is basted frequentley.

Now to the veg.

Roast potatos are a must.

Brussel sprouts also go well. (please don't boil 'em though steam please)

Carrots

Brocolli(again steamed)

and a nice selection of mustards and cranberry sauce. ( to kill the flavour of this foul ~;) bird)

I don't eat this creature myself. I think it is disgusting, but hey, knock yourself out....~:cheers:

[Ja'chyra]

I was going to say cook it upside down but EA beat me to it :furious3:

I have seen it cooked wrapped in strips of bacon for added flavour, but I am unsure of the specifics, sorry, not much help I know.

The other tip is to save the stock for the gravy, but I'm sure you knew this anyway.

Edit: I usually just but the crown, which is only the breast of the bird, most butchers do it.

[English assassin]

Can I mix the brussels sprouts with freshly roasted chestnuts? Or should the chestnuts be part fo the stuffing? Or should I save them for the red cabbage, apple and white wine because that is an indispensable accoutrement?

Aha, we are on the same wavelength here, since avoiding chestnut overload (aka delicious little suckers, for the benefit of Texans) is quite a challenge. Especially after the chef has got outside some beer and is, rightly, of the opinion that few things are not improved by the addition of chestnuts.

My advice is that chestnuts are most essential in the red cabbage, apple, wine clovey thing. They are highly desirable in a stuffing too. That means that chestnuts in brussel sprouts is probably just too many of the little suckers, even for me, and I use toasted pine kernels instead (just warm them on a dry frying pan until they get some brown bits).

You could try cobb nuts, which I especially like as they come from Kent, like me. They are sweet, and only slightly nutty (yes yes, very funny). (Unfortunately (or not) they are very seasonal, and as I like them so much no matter how many I buy in early autumn they are always eaten long before christmas. But in principle I think they would work well, if you can get them in Holland, and not eat them.

While we are on the brussel sprouts I might as well explain the rest, its easy. Trim sprouts. Boil for a minute or two, not very long, they should be just softening. Refresh immediately in cold water. Quarter them top to bottom. At this point you could store them in the fridge overnight if you are getting prepared early. Take lardons (bacon, ham, I guess, anything pig derived really). fry til nice and crispy. Keep lardons, dispose of fat that has come out of them. Again these could then be kept overnight. Then making the dish is simplicity itself, heat butter in pan, add sprouts, fry til little bits are just starting to blacken but the rest is still a nice bright green colour, add lardons, add pine nuts, ensure they are warmed through, and serve (don't prepare in advance and keep warm, the sprouts go soggy)

The key thing in avoiding sprouts from hell is cooking them by frying, not boiling. You do need to blanche them though otherwise they can be a bit bitter.

I don't do quantities really, I'd say go with what looks right to you, in terms of weights its probably 6 of sprouts to 2 of lardons and 1 of nuts but I warn you I have never weighed it all out in my life.

Edit: Are you doing a traditional British or an American christmas? Because if its British, don't forget to tune in to the Queen's speech at 3 pm and watch a bad Bond movie after, also be sure to fall out with your family, generally over some close relation who your wife has never liked, and stamp off down the pub in a foul mood, only to find it packed to the rafters with similarly bad tempted husbands.

[Adrian II]

Aha, we are on the same wavelength here, since avoiding chestnut overload (aka delicious little suckers, for the benefit of Texans) is quite a challenge.Exactly, the texture, bouquet and taste of well-roasted chestnuts is hard to overrate. I will probably try to avoid an overload by developing various alternatives and forcing myself to choose between them well in advance of the moment of cooking, by which time I will have downed three or four shots of Irish Dew and my world will have narrowed, like yours, to a roast chestnut universe.

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I can consign the chestnuts solely to the brussels sprouts since children tend to abhor both and this means the sprouts will be an adult-exclusive dish anyway. Since the cabbage/apple/whine thingamy wouldn' t be the same without them, I could replace that with pears stewed in a mixture of red port and claret with cinnamon, lemon juice, chopped lemon peel and brown sugar. I realise I would do so at the risk of alienating you for an indefinite period, English Assassin, in view of your obvious predilection for the cabbage dish. I am not treading lightly, I assure you, because your help is invaluable.

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I can make separate dishes of sprouts and lardon à l’Assassin Anglais and sprouts with chestnuts, as well as preserve my standing with you by scrapping the pears altogether and preparing the cabbage/apple/whine dish (which seems to smell better in my mind's nose every time you or I mention it).

This leaves two issues largely unresolved: the taters and the cranberry sauce. Both appear indispensable to the Anglosaxon turkey/Sucker experience, so I would be much obliged by suggestions as to their preparation and presentation.

Roast or cooked taters I can manage, I would think, but sauces are always a matter of great delicacy.

It wouldn't do to just crush the buggers and whip them in a saucepan with water and sugar, would it? That would probably be an insult similar to burning the Union Jack or the Stars and Stripes.

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[English assassin]

Hmm, maybe we need an american at this juncture, since they are really the cranberry experts. I don't really bother, relying on a fairly standard gravy (you know, fry an onion, bung in a bottle of OK white wine, some tarragon, some lemon juice, season, good stock if you have it (roast a chicken the week before and boil the bones, or just bung the turkey gibblets in the wine as it reduces) reduce by half, drain off the liquid and use to deglaze the roasting tray)

Roast potatoes: use goose fat.

We haven't done stuffing. Personally, I think the main cavity is best stuffed with whatever citrus fruits come to hand and then forgotten about. My mum would stuff the neck with forcemeat, eg something like sausagemeat (ie minced pork), shallots, apricots, sage, all with an egg or two to bind.

That pear thing sounded good.

This http://www.goodmansgeese.co.uk/index.html is where my goose is coming from, yum, and they also have some good receipes and cooking times. Ignore the comment about cooking turkeys breast side up, they are only talking about real monsters there.

I've also had turkeys from these people http://www.kelly-turkeys.com/Pages/recipestips.html who have more cooking guidance.

That's it, I'm starving, where's my lunch.

[Adrian II]

Hmm, maybe we need an American at this juncture, since they are really the cranberry experts.The House is theirs.
Roast potatoes: use goose fat.Yes Sir!
We haven't done stuffing. Personally, I think the main cavity is best stuffed with whatever citrus fruits come to hand and then forgotten about. My mum would stuff the neck with forcemeat, eg something like sausagemeat (ie minced pork), shallots, apricots, sage, all with an egg or two to bind.All valuable suggestions, but the fruit seems most attractive to me. I did not mention the pears as a coincidence...
I've also had turkeys from these people http://www.kelly-turkeys.com/Pages/recipestips.html who have more cooking guidance.They have expanded into The Netherlands, hurrah! I found their site. They reserve ten days for a bird's cooling and hardening after slaughter, which is the classic timespan for cooling and hardening poultry, hare etcetera. A good omen.

Thanks again, English Assassin! :bow:

Enjoy your lunch. ~;)

[Strike For The South]

Strike for the South, I looked into the fried Sucker option. According to authoritative sources below the Mason-Dixon line, it requires an outdoor propane burner, 5 gallons of vegetable oil, a giant meat thermometer and other quasi-veterinarian appliances which I have some difficulty associating with Christmas. I promise to give it a try this summer, only with turkey breast, a 1 gallon frying pot and a woodfire in my backyard. Needless to say, that Sucker will go down with taters 'n cranberry sauce.
:balloon2:

I know it takes work but its amazing~:cheers:

[English assassin]

[Kelly's Turkeys] have expanded into The Netherlands, hurrah!

My work here is done, citizens...

[Adrian II]

My work here is done, citizens...Once again, thank you for going to such lengths to help me out. I am much obliged!

Gobble gobble.. http://matousmileys.free.fr/turkey.gif

[Fragony]

I know it takes work but its amazing~:cheers:

~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D

[drone]

More on the fried turkey:

Peanut oil is supposedly the best oil for the frying.

The frying contraption is, shall we say, pyrotechnically inclined. The most common mistake is putting too much oil in the pot, when the turkey is dunked in, the oil overflows, runs down to the burner, and ignites the whole batch in spectactular fashion.
http://www.ul.com/consumers/turkeys.html - movie for download!

Yeah, it's a lot of work, isn't particularly healthy, and could burn your house down, but it does taste great.

As a side dish, for Thanksgiving we always make a sweet potato dish that will either block an artery or send you into a diabetic coma. Senator Russell's Sweet Potato Casserole:

Mix together in a large bowl:
3 cups mashed sweet potatoes
1 cup granulated sugar
1 tablespoon vanilla
2 Eggs
1/4 cup butter or margarine, melted
1/4 cup evaporated milk

Spray 2 quart casserole dish with Pam.

Spread mixture into casserole dish.

Topping:
1 cup light brown sugar, packed
1 cup chopped nuts
1/2 cup flour

1/3 cup butter softened

Mix the above ingredients together. Sprinkle topping over top of sweet potato mixture.

Bake @ 325º FOR 20-25 minutes or until golden brown.Enjoy! ~D

[English assassin]

Hang about, I thought the frying thing was a joke, do you mean Americans REALLY fry WHOLE Turkeys?

Wow. I mean, wow. Who looks at a thing the size of a turkey and thinks, I know, I'll fry that sucker? (well, Americans, obviously)

Any other dishes we should know about? Potted Whale?

[InsaneApache]

Hang about, I thought the frying thing was a joke, do you mean Americans REALLY fry WHOLE Turkeys?

Wow. I mean, wow. Who looks at a thing the size of a turkey and thinks, I know, I'll fry that sucker? (well, Americans, obviously)

The Yanks espeicially in the south fry everything, I know this, my step-mom told me..... ~;)

[drone]

The Yanks espeicially in the south fry everything, I know this, my step-mom told me..... ~;)
The Yanks in the south??? :dizzy2:

This shouldn't surprise you Brits that much. The American South has a lot of Scottish immigrant descendents. Deep-fried Mars bars, anyone?

[InsaneApache]

LMFAO...

I said Yanks.....not Yankees...

Hey, if it is an insult I am sorry, but y'all always be Yanks to us ~D

[drone]

LMFAO...

I said Yanks.....not Yankees...

Hey, if it is an insult I am sorry, but y'all always be Yanks to us ~D
I know, no offense taken, it just struck me as a funny way to phrase it. ~D

I don't know the whole history behind the fried turkey, maybe it's been common for decades now in the rural areas. I think I first heard about it 15 years ago, and it has gotten more popular since.

[Taffy_is_a_Taff]

the bird: yes, get a decent one.

keeping its tits moist: really fatty bacon laid on top. Maybe shove something moist between the skin and the flesh.

stuffing: pork sausagemeat, celery, raisins, smallish cubes of white bread, onion and some other stuff I can't remember. put in bird and in a baking dish (because you should make loads as it's lovely).

what about the sausages wrapped in bacon???

roast a load of root vegetables in nice tasty fat of some sort, maybe with some fresh herbs of your choice. Parsnip, potato and carrot are nice.

[Adrian II]

stuffing: pork sausagemeat, celery, raisins, smallish cubes of white bread, onion and some other stuff I can't remember. put in bird and in a baking dish (because you should make loads as it's lovely).Sounds lovely, Taffy_is_a_Taff, but I have already decided on the citrus stuffing because the AdrianII's generally like fruit with their game, for instance chicken with pineapple and canard à l’orange.
What about the sausages wrapped in bacon???We will have those soon since my homewarming party will be an Alsatian choucroute dinner with the works (which includes various sausages and other meats).
Parsnip, potato and carrot are nice.Allow me to return the favour with my chicory salad recipe. Cut 1 chicory lengthwise, remove bitter root part, chop leaves finely. Peel small sour apple, chop finely. Mix with dollop of mayonaise, sprinkling of kecap and ground black pepper. Serve at 10º Celcius. Delicious combination of sweet/sour/bitter.

[Taffy_is_a_Taff]

Thanks, I will give that salad a try sometime.

If you like citrus in your bird then you could put some slices of lemon between the skin and the flesh on the breast: keeps it moist, keeps it lemony.

Edit: you should try that stuffing sometime as the raisins plump up from all the meat moisture and so it becomes nice and fruity that way.

[Abdel Hakam]

I know I keep ruining this post, I'm sorry, but I have to add this to the subject of Americans frying things: I had a room mate in the U.S. who fried breakfast cereal! He would literally dump Cheerios into a frying pan and then eat them dry, as one eats candy. He said his father had taught him this!!

To mention the above after such good recipies is maybe in bad taste, but I think it will further amaze the Europeans. ~:)

[Taffy_is_a_Taff]

Abdel: you've never met a Scot have you?

[InsaneApache]

Nothing amaze's me anymore.......:book:

[Strike For The South]

The American South has a lot of Scottish immigrant descendents. Deep-fried Mars bars, anyone?

Twinkees you deep fry twinkees ~:cheers:

[Taffy_is_a_Taff]

SFTS:

Not in Scotland you don't. You deep fry Mars bars there.

they deep fry anything.

They reheat pies by deep frying them for God's sake!!!

They'd fry Twinkies too but you can't buy them in Scotland.

[Geoffrey S]

A turkey bought in Holland always seems to be smaller than what you'd get in England. They don't seem so popular over here, most Dutchmen I know dislike the taste, finding it too dry. Are you going for some kind of gravy? Anyway, best of luck with this venture, I can't imagine a Christmas without a Turkey!

Oh, and don't forget to use the excess turkey for sandwiches after Christmas. Delicious.

Because if its British, don't forget to tune in to the Queen's speech at 3 pm and watch a bad Bond movie after...
No The Great Escape? Again?

[Taffy_is_a_Taff]

and boil up the carcass to make the basis for a huge pot of turkey soup.
Should see you through 'til the new year.

[Adrian II]

No The Great Escape? Again?I believe The Third Man is up this year, next year it is The Italian Job, and then, maybe then we can envisage The Great Escape again...
:balloon2:

[English assassin]

I believe The Third Man is up this year, next year it is The Italian Job, and then, maybe then we can envisage The Great Escape again...

You forgot Zulu.

[Adrian II]

You forgot Zulu.Did I mention Zulu? ~:handball:

[Geoffrey S]

I believe The Third Man is up this year, next year it is The Italian Job, and then, maybe then we can envisage The Great Escape again...
Oh. Looks like I'll have to search through the DVDs then...