Questions too afraid to ask... [Archive]

Devastatin Dave

10-21-2005, 00:59

Have you ever had a burning question that you were just too afraid to ask? I've always wanted to ask my gay friends if the smell of a flatulence turned them on. You know what I mean? You know how the "scent" of a woman makes heterosexual men "excited" or the musky smell of a man makes chicks "excited". Just one of those questions...

Is there any questions that you have ever had that you were afraid to ask?

Strike For The South

10-21-2005, 01:33

no I am pretty forward

mystic brew

10-21-2005, 01:35

good grief. ~D
What a question.

Adrian II

10-21-2005, 01:44

Is there any questions that you have ever had that you were afraid to ask?Questions, no. It is the answers that frighten me... http://matousmileys.free.fr/w10.gif

Devastatin Dave

10-21-2005, 02:13

Come on you guys, I'm serious. Have you ever suspected that your significant other was having an affair and you were afraid to ask? It doesn't matter if its superficial or what have you.

I've always wanted to ask my wifes mom when she's eating a fish head does it nother her that it stares back at her, but I'm afraid to ask her because it might offend her.

Come on, this could be one of the most enlightening experiences for us all. I'm a seeker of knowlegde. Lets get some answers to those deep dark questions that dance in our little craniums....

Papewaio

10-21-2005, 02:56

Tribesman

10-21-2005, 03:18

Pape , did the fish blink ? Or should I be too afraid to ask that question ?

Devastatin Dave

10-21-2005, 03:21

Pape , did the fish blink ? Or should I be too afraid to ask that question ?
Fish don't have eye lids. Duhhhh...
Do farts turn you on?~D

Papewaio

10-21-2005, 03:38

Pape , did the fish blink ? Or should I be too afraid to ask that question ?

It just flopped around on the plate... and the fish was about 36cm in length... a bit hard to ignore.

Kaiser of Arabia

10-21-2005, 03:50

How was Taiwan anyway? I'd be afraid of being nuked flat if I ever went there.

Papewaio

10-21-2005, 03:58

Amazing.

Road rules are more suggestions. Red light, slow down, maybe stop, maybe honk your horn and speed up, you decide. Most foreigners wear seat belts in taxis, while the locals give you strange looks. One American friend summed it up nicely, "The laws of land may allow it, but the laws of physics mean a hefty payback if you don't".

Population density is huge. They have a population of 24 million in a country half the size of Tasmania... so a population density hundreds of times that of Australia... made for some interesting attitudes. Parks are always full of people. Personal space is tiny. Their definiton of rural is what I would call an industrial estate.

DemonArchangel

10-21-2005, 04:02

Taiwan=Future Chinese Possession.

Papewaio

10-21-2005, 04:06

I don't think so. The only reason is they have common ancestory. As such South America should belong to Spain and North America to UK.

Byzantine Prince

10-21-2005, 04:12

What is a banstick? :stunned:

Crazed Rabbit

10-21-2005, 04:16

You should check out the thread of that same name in the watchtower backroom.

Any question I'm too afraid to ask I'm also too afraid to post here!

Crazed Rabbit

Kanamori

10-21-2005, 04:24

When will I be banned from an internet forum for arbitrary reasons?:book:
:balloon2:

Divinus Arma

10-21-2005, 04:29

I had sashimi in Taiwan. It was carved out of the side of a fish. The fish was still alive and moving on the plate with half its side cut out.

I definitly felt uncomfortable eating the sashimi, but the locals didn't even blink an eye.

I'll bet that sashimi was the most delicious ever. I would, of course, prefer that it was killed first... but hey, I love fresh tuna sashimi.

Redleg

10-21-2005, 04:31

The question I am too afraid to ask - is at my wife.

Why in the hell did you ever marry me?

Soulforged

10-21-2005, 04:36

The question I am too afraid to ask - is at my wife.

Why in the hell did you ever marry me?She will see it in this thread then...~D

I'm afraid to ask almost every personal question to anybody. I only do that when there's some degree of mutual trust.

ichi

10-21-2005, 05:12

There's a guy at work with a huge mole on his neck. I always want to ask him if it bugs him as much as it bugs me.

But I don't ask.

ichi~:cheers:

Devastatin Dave

10-21-2005, 06:30

There's a guy at work with a huge mole on his neck. I always want to ask him if it bugs him as much as it bugs me.

But I don't ask.

ichi~:cheers:
Go for it, maybe he doesn't know he has it and you could be saving him from skin cancer, or blindness!!!~D

Sigurd

10-21-2005, 08:52

One question that I would like to ask, but probably never will even get a chance to ask would be: Donald Trump, you do realise that you look quite ridiculous with that hair? What about shaving it all off or at least with your money buy an expensive hairpiece?
It is quite obvious that you are completely bald underneath that comb-over.

What is the deal with the people around him?? Ever heard of the story “The emperor’s new clothes”?
Oh I feel evil today…:mellow:

I found some flags in the smilies box.. :norway: (I am probably the last to notice)

[edit]: Another question that I might soon have the nerve to ask, would be to ask my boss for a half mill. in salary. I know I can get it elswhere, but I quite like it here...

InsaneApache

10-21-2005, 09:34

To my wife....

have you put some weight on your hips/thighs/bum darling?

Now that's a brave question to pose :sweatdrop: :evilgrin:

Papewaio

10-21-2005, 10:17

I'll bet that sashimi was the most delicious ever. I would, of course, prefer that it was killed first... but hey, I love fresh tuna sashimi.

I had to bite my tongue drink some more beer and enjoy the sashimi... it tasted great... but I do believe I would have enjoyed it better if they had killed the fish first.

I went red with shame/anger and had to control myself in front of my extended family. I have no time for torturing animals, I consider it unprofessional and cruel and a close indicator on how the person will treat others. Some of my first memories are as a four year old watching sheep have their throats slit and the blood spraying out. As a farm kid I have been taught to kill cleanly and then clean the kill.

Adrian II

10-21-2005, 11:11

What Ichi is sniffing all the time?

:hide:

Geoffrey S

10-21-2005, 11:54

Why?

English assassin

10-21-2005, 12:08

Have you ever had a burning question that you were just too afraid to ask? I've always wanted to ask my gay friends if the smell of a flatulence turned them on.

My advice would be not to ask this shortly after snarfing down a big plate of beans. "Hey, my good gay friend Bob, (parp) does the smell of a man's (weeeee) farts turn (flubbleflubble) gay men on? (parr-upp)"

Weebeast

10-21-2005, 12:16

Afraid? Eheh...you like girls with excess of hair in unlikely places?

Kekvit Irae

10-21-2005, 12:44

Spidey! How do I shot web?!

ICantSpellDawg

10-21-2005, 12:55

EDIT by Ser Clegane: removal of offensive remark

Byzantine Prince

10-21-2005, 13:03

Afraid? Eheh...you like girls with excess of hair in unlikely places?
Yes. Next Question.

Ser Clegane

10-21-2005, 13:49

Attention
I'd like to point out that the thread should not been as an invitation to violate the forum rules

Thanks :bow:

Ser Clegane

Adrian II

10-21-2005, 14:14

Why?Cause he calls himself Chief Sniffer.

TinCow

10-21-2005, 14:24

The question I'm too afraid to ask my mother-in-law:

Why are you such a psycho-bitch?

LeftEyeNine

10-21-2005, 14:26

To an anarchist I'd like to ask :

What if you realized that you could not even knock down Jenga blocks ?

Geoffrey S

10-21-2005, 14:32

Cause he calls himself Chief Sniffer.
This I got. "Why?" was my big question for the topic in general.

RabidGibbon

10-21-2005, 15:50

Geoffrey S

"Why?" was my big question for the topic in general.

I was wondering that too, but was too afraid to ask. ~;)

Devastatin Dave

10-21-2005, 16:28

Attention
I'd like to point out that the thread should not been as an invitation to violate the forum rules

Thanks :bow:

Ser Clegane

**dances on a tight rope**

Adrian II

10-21-2005, 17:08

**dances on a tight rope**It suddenly came to me what your motto should be, Devastatin Dave.

'Dancing with Mods'

Ser Clegane

10-21-2005, 17:26

'Dancing with Mods'

:dancing:

uhhh ... I think I'd rather pass on that one :shifty:

Ronin

10-21-2005, 17:43

Viking

10-21-2005, 19:00

I found some flags in the smilies box.. :norway: (I am probably the last to notice)

Wow, this one`ll have to (ab)used severely.

:northernmarianas:

Devastatin Dave

10-22-2005, 00:04

:dancing:

uhhh ... I think I'd rather pass on that one :shifty:

You don't know what you're missing~D

Reverend Joe

10-22-2005, 00:25

Ok.....i´d be gratefull if someone can answer this for me
You have the chicken, the rooster and the hen.....
Let me get something straight. The rooster goes with the chicken. Who's having sex with the hen?~D
Uh... that's easy... the rooster. A hen is a chicken. In fact, so is a rooster.

Here's a real brain-teaser: when a hen lays an egg on a barn roof, which way does it roll down? And the usual answer doesn't work; it's not a rooster, it's a hen.

ScionTheWorm

10-22-2005, 04:07

well it's A LOT...

but I've always wondered what girls do for you in bed to please you instead of for their own pleasure. I guess it's all the first that leads to the second but I'm too damn afraid of the answer to ask the question.

also I've always wondered if the modders don't think it's a waste of time... really, I've worked quite a lot on my teams mod, but hell not like time the core members of EB has put into it for example. too afraid to ask.

also I wonder how many real geeks there are in here. the ones that hangs here 24/7 or have 10.000+ posts. it's scary...

well I'm too away to remember more...

Soulforged

10-22-2005, 05:16

To an anarchist I'd like to ask :

What if you realized that you could not even knock down Jenga blocks ?
Oh but I can...even if that's not the point of anarchism...
(sarcasm ahead) STATE LOVING DOG ~;) ...

LeftEyeNine

10-22-2005, 20:07

SLD: ROFF ROFF !! TEAR THOSE ANARCHO-PUSSIES APART ! ~:)

(Sarcasm well tolerated ;) )

State Of Rational Dogs

GoreBag

10-23-2005, 03:21

If I want to know, I'll ask. Sometimes more subtly than others, depending on my mood. I don't have a problem with being afraid to ask.