View Full Version : Funnoest political thread ever....
King Henry V
11-01-2005, 13:45
I just came across this in our fellow Total War fansite, TWC.
http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=36335
I couldn't stop laughing for ten whole minutes, especially when he said that the spirit of Karl Marx visits him in his dreams!~D
Reverend Joe
11-01-2005, 15:52
Wow...
Freaky.
That's why you shouldn't mix the internet, rhetoric, and acid. Funny, too.
doc_bean
11-01-2005, 16:33
He seems to have a very strange obsession with height...among other very strange things of course ~:joker:
Geoffrey S
11-01-2005, 17:04
And feminism is dangerously powerful in the west. Too powerful, I would say. There are some women in the world who are over 5 feet 9 inches tall. That is just plain wrong as far as I am concerned. No woman should be over 5 feet 6 inches, at the tallest.
Liked that bit the most. For the people who converse with the guy regularly, is he serious?
Mongoose
11-01-2005, 18:03
Haha! I saw that at TWC first, so funny.
Not so much the content it self, just that way it was written.~:joker:
master of the puppets
11-01-2005, 18:07
lol, it really makes you wonder, don't it...no, it dosent but funny nonetheless
btw nice new avatar mongoose
King Henry V
11-01-2005, 19:07
Liked that bit the most. For the people who converse with the guy regularly, is he serious?
Yes, he calls himself a true hardline extremist communist.
master of the puppets
11-01-2005, 20:20
if he's a commie whys he so interested in religion and dominance, isnt it all about equality or does that not extend to the female veriaty
Geoffrey S
11-01-2005, 20:41
Yes, he calls himself a true hardline extremist communist.
I'd be tempted to call him something completely different.
Dutch_guy
11-01-2005, 20:48
I promise that this thread is not mindless crazy stuff like the previous threads that I started on Bush a couple of days ago. This is a proper conspiracy theory, my latest one.
this made me think if I really wanted to read more...
Feminism was once an ok thing, but now that has changed. Neo-Fascist organisations run by evil neo-feminist women are attempting to create armies for use against men. And I now have new proof of this: A dream.
:laugh:
hehe he even says he has a novel ~;)
:balloon2:
This is utterly wrong, and the fact that Tony Blair is such as short man is proof that he is an evil neo- fascist supporter of neo-feminism, and not a true man at all.
Considering I'm only 5'5, that must make me a evil eno-fascist supporter of neo- feminism.
~:rolleyes:
scooter_the_shooter
11-02-2005, 00:05
He needs help~:rolleyes: Thank god he is not an american!
Soulforged
11-02-2005, 00:15
He needs help~:rolleyes: Thank god he is not an american!
I know some other americans that need real help...~:rolleyes:
scooter_the_shooter
11-02-2005, 00:22
Name one that is on the .org~;)
Reverend Joe
11-02-2005, 01:05
Name one that is on the .org~;)
That would require listing every single American on the org. (I know for damn sure I do, and I am quite sure the rest do as well, having listened to them for some time now.)
Edit: come to think of it, every org member probably could use some real help.
LeftEyeNine
11-02-2005, 01:34
OMG ?!!
My thesis about communists that they are reading too many books so that their minds get as foggy as a smoking room is getting better proofs day by day ~:joker: (no offense)
However, someone who sits down to make up a conspiracy theory is a paranoiac schizoid. Portals, Bush, women taking over the world, neo-feminism.. Hell yeah, I am Suleiman The Magnificent, did you have a dream about me ?
AntiochusIII
11-02-2005, 01:43
I am Suleiman The MagnificentYou aren't the lawgiver?
Shame. ~;p
As for me, I believe Alito would get in there, conspire with Brown and the rest of the SCOTUS, and declare themselves the nine dictators of the United Empire of America, which they'll first complete the meaning of the nation's name by conquering the entire hemisphere, then they'll take over the Middle East from their base in Iraq, secured by arranging for genocide of the dissidents, then they'll take over weak Africa, then Europe would be forced to submit, then they'll go for China, India, and Russia, and they'll become dictators of the world as the countries surrender, all this time forcing the White House to be a puppet, and Bush will be reelected as SCOTUS declares the 2-terms for president law unconstitutional, and they want a stupid puppet in the White House; and they are radical neo-feminists fascists.
What was I talking about again? ~:grouphug:
LeftEyeNine
11-02-2005, 02:05
You aren't the lawgiver?
Shame.
Forget it.. I am Ibrahim The Neo-Feminist Muppet .. ~D
Soulforged
11-02-2005, 05:19
Name one that is on the .org~;)
Me for example, I'm american...
That would require listing every single American on the org.All but you Zorba, you're well balanced ~;)
Mongoose
11-02-2005, 05:24
He meant in the U.S. We consider ourselves to be the only true americans,because you guys are arrogant, hypkrtual commies who can't spell~:joker:
Kekvit Irae
11-02-2005, 05:34
In this dream, there was a time portal, and loads of women were being sucked into it. I think Bush was in it as well, although I don't remember exactly what he was doing in my dream.
~:joker:
A.Saturnus
11-02-2005, 23:33
While I find that funny, I´m a bit worried that he may not get help that he obviously needs. Maybe he writes that just for fun, but if not, the weird thought processes behind what he says seem pathological to me. Unfortunately, people with light schizophreniform disorder or a schizoid personality are often just found "strange" by their environment and are never brought to the attention of a specialist. Much distress could be avoided if people were more alert for psychpathology in their social surroundings. Though over the internet, there´s nothing one can do.
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