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edyzmedieval
11-02-2005, 20:24
My basic list:

1) Intelligence
3) Scarce Attachment to Material Wealth
4) Very good looks(my most important)
5) Has to have some "nerv"(change the n with p...)

Needs to be a loving person, and not to watch soap operas and stuff, and when I'm angry, she needs to leave me alone.

Yours?! ~D

King Henry V
11-02-2005, 20:26
5) Has to have some "nerv"(change the n with p...)

Perv? You want perversions?~D

GoreBag
11-02-2005, 20:33
Is this Frontroom material?

I dig chicks who dig beards. It's a big turn-off if they're prudish about drinking, smoking or sex. It's also nice if they like to see a good fight once in a while. Admittedly, I've gotten to the point where I can hardly stand to be with a girl who isn't metal.

edyzmedieval
11-02-2005, 20:38
Yeah Henry. ~D

It is Frontroom material....

Reverend Joe
11-02-2005, 21:12
Is this Frontroom material?

Well, technically, it is in the kingdom of peace and love...

I perfer a lady with a sense of humour (i.e. the ability to stand my jokes) and a good deal fo intellegence. Looks, of course, are the deciding factor (aside from saying I perfer dark hair, I think it would be prudent to avoid specifics there.)

Also, she has to be nice. This may sound odd, but there are plenty of girls out there who fit all of the above qualifications, but who are just... well... surly. Not all the time, either- just at inopportune moments. It's a real attraction killer.

Byzantine Prince
11-02-2005, 21:20
I appreciate their femininity.

edyzmedieval
11-02-2005, 21:55
Typical of BP. ~D

I love the good looks and sense of humour....And how nice and cute she is.

Lazul
11-02-2005, 22:24
*good looks

*common sense

*a bit crazy

*dont watch reality shows

*listens to my kind of music

*... ehrm... and likes fantasy :charge:

Devastatin Dave
11-02-2005, 22:25
Their vag.....er,, better not put this in the Front room.

Mouzafphaerre
11-02-2005, 22:32
.

Yours?! ~D
Haven't one. ~:mecry:
.

Beirut
11-02-2005, 22:39
You're damn right this is Frontroom material. :knight:

What do I look for in women?

Bedroom eyes.

Cute buns.

Femininity.

An honest appreciation of men as animals.

A touch of helplessness.

And although I don't seek out highly intelligent women, I always end up with them. (Except for one. Bless her dumb-as-a-fence-post intellect.)

yesdachi
11-02-2005, 23:05
The complete lack of a gag reflex.~;)


Oh, and money!~:cool:

Reverend Joe
11-02-2005, 23:09
The complete lack of a gag reflex.~;)


:mean: ...you wanna get this thread closed before it has a chance?

(good point, though. ~D)

Togakure
11-02-2005, 23:44
- A healthy mind, body and Spirit
- Uniqueness of character, and an appealing personal style
- plenty of imperfections, and minimal insecurity over these
- A spicy personality, with a tad of playful naughtiness
- A love of exploration and adventure
- A deep appreciation of Beauty in the world
- Confidence without conceit
- A strong sense of compassion
- Humor and wit; grace when appropriate (but not always ...)
- Mutual interests, and contrasting ones too
- Self-awareness; driven to continuously self-improve
- Advanced communication skills; openness
- A rich life experience
- An accepting, encouraging and--when needed--constructively critical personality

Just a few, off the top of my head.

EDIT:


... I dig chicks who dig beards. ...

Lol, when I first scanned the thread, I thought this read: "I dig chicks who have beards." Was a good laugh when I gaped and reread it.

edyzmedieval
11-03-2005, 12:21
Their vag.....er,, better not put this in the Front room.

Watch out Dave. ~D




Bedroom eyes.

An honest appreciation of men as animals.

A touch of helplessness.

And although I don't seek out highly intelligent women, I always end up with them. (Except for one. Bless her dumb-as-a-fence-post intellect.)


What do you mean by those?!
I like the animal stuff. ~D

Leave 2 and 3 alone. Good points though. ~:cheers:

The Stranger
11-03-2005, 12:43
You're damn right this is Frontroom material. :knight:

What do I look for in women?

Bedroom eyes.

Cute buns.

Femininity.

An honest appreciation of men as animals.

A touch of helplessness.

And although I don't seek out highly intelligent women, I always end up with them. (Except for one. Bless her dumb-as-a-fence-post intellect thats more like it.)

Lier (sp) that doesnt even sound like my mom, this is more like it

Piggy Eyes
No Buns
Muscular
An honest appreciation of men as animals.
And if you dont cook and cleaned the house before her soaps are done, shell smack you.

Beirut
11-03-2005, 13:12
Yep, that's your mom...

:ballchain:

Ronin
11-03-2005, 13:18
In the immortal words of Jimmy Pop:


You know what I really want in a girl? Me

~D

Strike For The South
11-03-2005, 14:39
~:grouphug: Boobies!!!!!!! I am a simple simple man

master of the puppets
11-03-2005, 17:14
cute
intelligent
(shorter than me)
innocence
metal head
loves violence

yeah but thats gonna be kinda hard to find so i'll just use trial and error.

Ianofsmeg16
11-03-2005, 17:24
Her intelligence,
Her smile,
The way she makes you fell better 100% of the time with the afore mentioned smile

well i guess i'm just a romantic

ah_dut
11-03-2005, 17:24
As long as she's vaguely intelligent and not too malicious, I'm not too bothered. I like looks but at the end of the day, I am not all that bothered as long as they look like women...

edyzmedieval
11-03-2005, 17:48
As long as she's vaguely intelligent and not too malicious, I'm not too bothered. I like looks but at the end of the day, I am not all that bothered as long as they look like women...

Poor Ah_Dut. He is completely exhausted after every day. ~D

Duke Malcolm
11-03-2005, 18:33
A nice smile
Hygienic
Nice looking
Intelligent (or has some respectable sort of common sense)
not too ory (sp.)
some degree of innocence
must have breasts

Ianofsmeg16
11-03-2005, 18:38
must have breasts
lol, must add that to mine

Scurvy
11-03-2005, 18:46
simply friendly

yesdachi
11-03-2005, 19:25
I forgot a few…

Has hot roommate, mom, sister, or twin sister.~;)

Lehesu
11-03-2005, 22:59
Jesus Christ, I feel like I am perusing the Org's "Adult Friend Finder" service.:hide:

Alexanderofmacedon
11-03-2005, 23:40
I want a girl that could launch a thousand ships...

For all you historians~;)

Tribesman
11-04-2005, 00:08
I want a girl that could launch a thousand ships...

You want a hard working shipwright , oh well it takes all sorts ~;)

Reverend Joe
11-04-2005, 03:42
Copious breasts were kinda under my list of things it would be prudent not to mention.. but, since you opened the can- add large breasts to my list.

Byzantine Prince
11-04-2005, 03:51
This thread is juvenile.

Yeah, hate me!

Reverend Joe
11-04-2005, 03:55
This thread is juvenile.

Yeah, hate me!

I think that's the point.

And we all love you, BP. ~;) (but not in that way.)

Beirut
11-04-2005, 04:02
This thread is juvenile.

And proud of it! ~:cheers:

Togakure
11-04-2005, 04:12
I didn't think my response was juvenile ~:mecry:. Meanie.

Papewaio
11-04-2005, 04:15
I want a girl that could launch a thousand ships...

You want a hard working shipwright , oh well it takes all sorts ~;)

We are in the middle of a fire drill with half the company marching past my desk, and I am 'giggling' over that one out loud.

~:cheers: :bow:

AntiochusIII
11-04-2005, 05:38
hot roommate, mom, sister, or twin sister.~;)Roommate is fine, sister is cool (hey), and twins, well, that's pretty classy. ~;)

But MOM!? ~:eek:



Ah, never mind.

I myself am a contrast of personalities. My organic side, of course, appreciates a girl on her femininity and...ahem...figure. On the other hand, my true self is but an idealistic fool who seeks in vain true romance in a too-truthful world.

I am a hopeless romantic.
~:mecry:

Now that I've added a certain amount of Pathos into the thread, it is officially no longer juvenile. ;)

edyzmedieval
11-04-2005, 13:28
I thought BP was the only hopeless romantic. ~;)

Everybody loves big breasts....You got Pamela Anderson and her 100 min DVD from Playboy for God's sake!!! ~D

The Stranger
11-04-2005, 13:31
Yep, that's your mom...

:ballchain:

i'm going to tell mom and shell drag you from the org with your ears squeezed firmly between her sausag...eh fingers

edyzmedieval
11-04-2005, 13:42
i'm going to tell mom and shell drag you from the org with your ears squeezed firmly between her sausag...eh fingers

I doubt that. ~;)

A tree killer has the power of a truck. ~:cheers:

Drisos
11-04-2005, 13:43
Everybody loves big breasts....You got Pamela Anderson and her 100 min DVD from Playboy for God's sake!!! ~D

personally that big I don't like at all... looks kinda disgusting imo

edyzmedieval
11-04-2005, 13:46
Well, having the ehm, frontals, the size of 2 basketballs, means many men. ~D

Not me though, they say that girls with smaller breasts are better in the bedroom. ~;) ~D

The Stranger
11-04-2005, 13:51
I doubt that. ~;)

A tree killer has the power of a truck. ~:cheers:

then youve never met my mom ~;)

and drisos, youve prolly seen that ferrari girl she had breast the size of a skippiball

and edyz again, you never got laid, sharap! ~D

edyzmedieval
11-04-2005, 16:23
then youve never met my mom ~;)

and drisos, youve prolly seen that ferrari girl she had breast the size of a skippiball

and edyz again, you never got laid, sharap! ~D

Oh really?! ~;)

I never seen a mom being more powerful than a Tree Killer, except if that mom done tons of body building exercises, which is a bit abnormal.... ~;)

~D

@Drisos

A girl with medium basketballs is good. ~:)

Mouzafphaerre
11-04-2005, 16:49
personally that big I don't like at all... looks kinda disgusting imo
.
:medievalcheers: I like big breasts on cows. They tend to produce more milk. ~:)
.

Reverend Joe
11-04-2005, 17:53
Everybody loves big breasts....You got Pamela Anderson and her 100 min DVD from Playboy for God's sake!!! ~D

I don't really like Pamela- the size would be okay with me, but only if they were natural. It's just that when women get implants that large, they kinda look like paper mache. :tongue:

Just A Girl
11-04-2005, 18:00
"................."

Drisos
11-04-2005, 18:15
@Drisos

A girl with medium basketballs is good. ~:)

medium basketball size is good indeed. ~D

Byzantine Prince
11-04-2005, 18:18
I didn't think my response was juvenile ~:mecry:. Meanie.
Aww. You know I love you. :bow:

ah_dut
11-04-2005, 18:20
Poor Ah_Dut. He is completely exhausted after every day. ~D
Exhausted is an understatement mate. How are you supposed to find time for women and school at the same time? I hate being regarded as 'intelligent' I have better things to do dammit!

And girls (no, I'm not a paedo, I'm underage~;) ) well plenty of them around and I'm looking for a good model, not going for the cheap stuff~;) ~D requires a lot of investment I'm told though~:joker: :hide:

edyzmedieval
11-04-2005, 18:25
Exhausted is an understatement mate. How are you supposed to find time for women and school at the same time? I hate being regarded as 'intelligent' I have better things to do dammit!

And girls (no, I'm not a paedo, I'm underage~;) ) well plenty of them around and I'm looking for a good model, not going for the cheap stuff~;) ~D requires a lot of investment I'm told though~:joker: :hide:

Good looking models require huge investment. ~D Cheap models aren't worth it. Though the good looking ones can dump you, if you can't put up the investment. ~D
Plenty of them around...Can you put up some pics?!

Women and school....They combine. You can have women at school, but you can't have school at women. It's not what nature left us. ~D

I'm "underage" as you. You're 14 right?! ~:)

doc_bean
11-04-2005, 18:33
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:medievalcheers: I like big breasts on cows. They tend to produce more milk. ~:)
.

I have the PERFECT videoclip for this comment, unfortunately, posting a link to it would get me banned in about five minutes...

About breast-size: you know what they say, anything more than a mouthful is just a waste :bow:

About women: I love intelligence, it's an aphrodisiac for me. Looks, well, most girls are beautiful in their own way, and finding that beauty is half the fun.

About this thread: it's a bit juvenile, but all in good fun ~:cheers:
I wonder how some people would react if the gender roles were reversed though...

The Stranger
11-04-2005, 20:18
i'm still searching for the post in wich a girl said she never wore underwear, i like that...thats hot ~D

Kaiser of Arabia
11-04-2005, 21:37
We need a sheathe for our swords, you know.

Craterus
11-05-2005, 01:44
Hmmm....

Intelligence is always good, but they don't have to be as intelligent as me, just have that common sense that's been mentioned.

Sense of Humour, definitely. And accompanied with this, is that playful naughtiness that Toga mentioned.

Nice to be with. I haven't put that particularly well, but you know what I mean, and it's just being with 'em makes you feel great..

Those are my top 3. Good looks coming in next. Obviously, some degree of good looks goes above all of these.

ah_dut
11-05-2005, 12:13
Good looking models require huge investment. ~D Cheap models aren't worth it. Though the good looking ones can dump you, if you can't put up the investment. ~D
Plenty of them around...Can you put up some pics?!

Women and school....They combine. You can have women at school, but you can't have school at women. It's not what nature left us. ~D

I'm "underage" as you. You're 14 right?! ~:)
Yeah, I'm 14 and girls are plenty hassle when you are in a boys school and your parents are breathing down your nec in dramatic fashion for not coming in the top 3 in every subject...grr oh well, life is life right?

Put up some pics? I have no talent for taking pictures of women...my last gf would probably agree....

LeftEyeNine
11-05-2005, 13:08
Above what I look for physically with a female (Kill Me, Tokyo ~D) :

Two things I can not tolerate with a soulmate :

* Swearing
* Smoking

Two things I'd look for in my soulmate :

* Sense of humor
* Tranquility and stability of a cat

A female that I'd spend a lot of time with is a soulmate, because Hit and Run is not my style.. That's why I preferred describing my "soulmate"..

Drisos
11-05-2005, 21:20
My quick list of musts:

- No smoking, usage of drugs except a bit alcohol, but not so much she'll get drunk.
- Not having had a 50 boyfriends.
- She must like pets, especially dogs.
- She must like the nature and feel the need to reserve it.
- A good sense of humour, preferably slightly psychopatic humour.
- Be kind to me and her family.
- Not too much swearing, no judging people she doesn't know.
- Not pay too much attention to her looks, and neither to mine.
- Willingness to leave the stupid country with me.
- A bit of intelligence. or at least she must do her best to study.

I have not yet found someone who has all... well I have not yet met all girls on this planet so I have a chance~:joker:

edyzmedieval
11-05-2005, 23:34
Yeah, I'm 14 and girls are plenty hassle when you are in a boys school and your parents are breathing down your nec in dramatic fashion for not coming in the top 3 in every subject...grr oh well, life is life right?

Put up some pics? I have no talent for taking pictures of women...my last gf would probably agree....

Same mate. 14. ~D

Lucky me, girls don't harrass me as they did in the earlier days. In the primary school, they even called me at home, and unfortunately for them, my mum answered the phone. ~:joker:

You're taking about plenty hassle. Wanna know what hassle is here?! ~D

@Drisos

There are enough Ronin girls out there. ~D

Craterus
11-06-2005, 02:45
Less hassle would seem ideal..

But I was having hour/2hr conversations (with a girl, on the phone) every single night a while ago. At first, I thought it was just hassle, but I found myself enjoying the conversations later on...

Alexanderofmacedon
11-06-2005, 02:54
Okay, is Beirut the father of The Stranger, because that's what I gathered...

I didn't really read too carefully, but whilst skimming I thought I saw something along those lines...

Craterus
11-06-2005, 03:03
It's a joke... It's only a week or two old.. ~;)

Drisos
11-06-2005, 15:13
@Drisos

There are enough Ronin girls out there. ~D

I guess so ~D...

edyzmedieval
11-06-2005, 15:29
There are many, trust me... ~D