View Full Version : All your lives are enriched because of ME!!!
Devastatin Dave
11-02-2005, 22:11
Yes that's right, YOU!!! It is the most rewarding experience in your life to read every word a permanently stamp in your mind!!! My wisdom and honest view of the world has influenced your life rather you want to accept it or not all these privileged years you have known me. Its a freakin' fact baby!!! Whether its a post about tea-bagging the matriarchs of your family or the drunken ramblings of my earliest posts (man those were some good ones) I've forced you to look in the mirror and made you think "man I'm glad I'm not that guy!!!" or "why the hell do I waste my time replying to this idiot" or even "I bet DevDav is actually a moveon.org contributing, Communist card carrying, closeted homosexual ACLU lawyer just blowing off steam". You will never know!!! Bwahahahahaha!!!
This is not Spam but a thread created for my own self gratification. I'm patting myself on the back, tooting my own horn, stroking my ego, etc. I rule baby and please feel free to reply to this thread to express your gratitude for my greatness and extreme sense of modesty. Your life will be better for it and you will find yourself fulfilled that you have finally given me the respect and love I demand from all of you!!! That's right, time to worship at the alter of DevDav, beg for my acceptance and love!!!
Zip Zap attack baby!!!
daveinkorea lives on!!!
:bow:
sorry man, but i mostly just find you anoying... :coffeenews:
Devastatin Dave
11-02-2005, 22:21
sorry man, but i mostly just find you anoying... :coffeenews:
Deep down inside, you know I'm the man!!!
Deep down inside, you know I'm the man!!!
yeah, this kind of man -> :cheerleader:
dont deny it! we know you're a cheerleader... :boxing:
Ser Clegane
11-02-2005, 22:39
This is not Spam but a thread created for my own self gratification. I'm patting myself on the back, tooting my own horn, stroking my ego, etc. I rule baby and please feel free to reply to this thread to express your gratitude for my greatness and extreme sense of modesty. Your life will be better for it and you will find yourself fulfilled that you have finally given me the respect and love I demand from all of you!!! That's right, time to worship at the alter of DevDav, beg for my acceptance and love!!!
Attaboy :nice:
:hide:
Vladimir
11-02-2005, 22:42
From reading this post alone, I feel like a better person. :charge:
That is: "Damn, it could be worse. I could be like this guy."~:eek:
Reverend Joe
11-02-2005, 22:57
https://img172.imageshack.us/img172/6624/devastationdave0br.png
Image courtesy of AdrianII.
A.Saturnus
11-02-2005, 23:01
I admit, the job of being a Moderator would have been a challenge poorer without you.
Togakure
11-02-2005, 23:06
You definitely bring your own flavor to the table--we wouldn't know how yummy ice cream is if it weren't for Brussels sprouts, liver with onions, and kimchee ~;p.
Geoffrey S
11-02-2005, 23:14
You definitely bring your own flavor to the table--we wouldn't know how yummy ice cream is if it weren't for Brussels sprouts, liver with onions, and kimchee ~;p.
Nice one. ~D
Reverend Joe
11-02-2005, 23:18
liver with onions
https://img14.imageshack.us/img14/2861/drool1vh.pngMmmm... liiiiiiiiverrrrrrrrrr...
Adrian II
11-02-2005, 23:49
Zip Zap attack baby!!!So you are the pop-up that everybody is complaining about! I knew it. Lemme see what happens if I add the following to my Restricted Sites:
http://ad.DevDaveLookAtMe!!!.com
http://*.ImDaveYourWorstNightmare.org
http://*.ZipZapRapBabiiiih.com
It works! Ahhhhhh... ~:cool:
Devastatin Dave
11-02-2005, 23:58
For some, I'm like the father they never had...
The drunk and mentally abusive one!!!~:cheers:
Soulforged
11-03-2005, 01:43
I find you offensive, and in no way a good contribution to what could be an intelligent atmosphere of debate here in the backroom. But hey.. takes all kinds.Certainly my same thoughts, but you'll probably ignore it. That's how the mind of overconfident and selfish mans works...
Gawain of Orkeny
11-03-2005, 01:53
Well you have certainly enriched mine. Nice to see some take this as a chance to personally attack you. It means you must be doing something right.
Soulforged
11-03-2005, 02:06
Well you have certainly enriched mine. Nice to see some take this as a chance to personally attack you. It means you must be doing something right.
Personal attacks...Or but I thought that the thread was to make an opinion over DevastatinDave, wasn't it? Well then I'm entitled to say what I want. At any rate your logic is really good, could it be because he's doing something very wrong too?~:rolleyes:
bmolsson
11-03-2005, 02:23
This thread must be some kind of record. I suggest Dave gets a TW Nerd point for this..... ~;)
Byzantine Prince
11-03-2005, 03:11
This is not Spam but a thread created for my own self gratification. I'm patting myself on the back, tooting my own horn, stroking my ego, etc.:
What is this, internet master-debation? ~D
Devastatin Dave
11-03-2005, 03:30
Brother Gawain, I see no personnal attacks. I cherish the opinions of all. :bow:
I welcome all comments or questions. All questions will be answered and all opinions will be respected. I'm here for self glorification!!! Watch me bask in my own Glory!!! ~:grouphug:
Papewaio
11-03-2005, 03:33
DnD you certainly keep things interesting... just um er I don't think I can let your minister get Backroom access... he might have to give you a stern talking to.
Devastatin Dave
11-03-2005, 03:39
DnD you certainly keep things interesting... just um er I don't think I can let your minister get Backroom access... he might have to give you a stern talking to.
If Baptists had excommunication, I'd have a guranteed ticket to where all the naughty little boys and girls go!!!
IrishMike
11-03-2005, 03:41
Dave has not really enriched my life, neither has he made it worse. Infact, I feel a happy neutrality towards Dave. So i'm buying everyone a round and lets all have a group hug on Dave.~:cheers: ~:grouphug:
Devastatin Dave
11-03-2005, 03:43
Please allow me to buy that round.~:cheers:
Seamus Fermanagh
11-03-2005, 04:24
Just read the first post, and tried to scroll down to the others. Did you know that the entire screen wobbles up and down if you're laughing while holding your mouse?
Dave you must be utterly bored now that you have given up the soft and easy life of the armchair warrior life of the chair force.
Never fear my life was enriched by uranium way before I ever read any of your comments at the org.
I shall buy you a round of enriched ore to pass the time away. May you glow forever in enriched glorification. or is it something else? ~:eek: ~;p
Yes that's right, YOU!!! It is the most rewarding experience in your life to read every word a permanently stamp in your mind!!! My wisdom and honest view of the world has influenced your life rather you want to accept it or not all these privileged years you have known me. Its a freakin' fact baby!!! Whether its a post about tea-bagging the matriarchs of your family or the drunken ramblings of my earliest posts (man those were some good ones) I've forced you to look in the mirror and made you think "man I'm glad I'm not that guy!!!" or "why the hell do I waste my time replying to this idiot" or even "I bet DevDav is actually a moveon.org contributing, Communist card carrying, closeted homosexual ACLU lawyer just blowing off steam". You will never know!!! Bwahahahahaha!!!
This is not Spam but a thread created for my own self gratification. I'm patting myself on the back, tooting my own horn, stroking my ego, etc. I rule baby and please feel free to reply to this thread to express your gratitude for my greatness and extreme sense of modesty. Your life will be better for it and you will find yourself fulfilled that you have finally given me the respect and love I demand from all of you!!! That's right, time to worship at the alter of DevDav, beg for my acceptance and love!!!
Zip Zap attack baby!!!
daveinkorea lives on!!!
:bow: Mr. Devastatin Dave, I'm glad you are happy for yourself. Self-love is after all part of Evolution. ~:)
Kanamori
11-03-2005, 06:06
"I bet DevDav is actually a moveon.org contributing, Communist card carrying, closeted homosexual ACLU lawyer just blowing off steam"
:thinking2:
:shocked3:
:smitten:
~:joker: ~:cheers:
solypsist
11-03-2005, 06:42
actually Dave is a good user and one a moderator (specifically, me) doesn't mind working with. When he breaks the rules and is found out he at least takes his lumps without complaint and drama. He doesn't hide behind technicalities or semantics and instead posts in a genuine manner. Dave has been around almost as long as I have, and I respect him for his attitude as a forum user. I would definitely buy him a case of beer if I ever met him.
I admit, the job of being a Moderator would have been a challenge poorer without you.
Devastatin Dave
11-03-2005, 07:13
Would anyone like to know the reason for this thread? It actually comes from an Onion article written by it's "founder". It was pretty much a self-indulgent rant that made me pee my pants when I read it. Thought I'd try it out on you guys. LOL!!!
Here is an example of Mr Herman Zweibel's writing...
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/25846
Here is his charished memorial page...
http://www.zweibelmemorial.org/
Thanks Soly and Sat for your posts, I'm here to keep your skills sharpened like the scapels of well educated surgeons....:knight:
Happy Zweibelmas to you all!!!:bow:
Now please continue to bathe yourselves in the glorious light of my presence that I have provided you all!!!
I bow to no one but Zod. Your pathetic debating skills pale in comparison to his terrifying glory.
http://www.zod2008.com/
Best backroom thread of the week! ~:cool:
Devastatin Dave
11-03-2005, 15:14
I bow to no one but Zod. Your pathetic debating skills pale in comparison to his terrifying glory.
http://www.zod2008.com/
I agree, Zod is one bad mofo, even though he dresses like a teckno hermaphadite.
master of the puppets
11-03-2005, 17:05
you know whats weird dave, every time i read one of your posts i have to go to the bathroom...why is that?
Kagemusha
11-03-2005, 17:26
Lol! Dave i must admit you are one of the funniest people without pupils, that i have seen.~:wave:
Devastatin Dave
11-03-2005, 17:43
you know whats weird dave, every time i read one of your posts i have to go to the bathroom...why is that?
Depends which end and what substance you are leaving in the bathroom..~D
master of the puppets
11-03-2005, 17:44
oh there he goeas again... i gotta go make yellow water brb.
Reverend Joe
11-03-2005, 18:27
Dave posts a bizarre self-glorifying rant (it is amusing, though, and this is no slight against you, Dave) and it lives on in the presence of the moderators. I make a heartfelt confession to being a spammer in the frontroom and Beirut slams the lid on it after one other reply.
...What am I doing wrong?! ~:mecry:
Dave posts a bizarre self-glorifying rant (it is amusing, though, and this is no slight against you, Dave) and it lives on in the presence of the moderators. I make a heartfelt confession to being a spammer in the frontroom and Beirut slams the lid on it after one other reply.
...What am I doing wrong?! ~:mecry:
Your not -
https://img172.imageshack.us/img172/6624/devastationdave0br.png
Image courtesy of AdrianII.
You must learn the dark side - become Dave's apprientence and call him master and you may some day be able to reach his depths ~:joker:
Or you could go look up Donald Thrump - who I believe is where Dave learned how to comb his hair. ~;p
Ianofsmeg16
11-03-2005, 18:40
Your great, and so am i...we're great people arent we?
Devastatin Dave
11-03-2005, 18:41
Dave posts a bizarre self-glorifying rant (it is amusing, though, and this is no slight against you, Dave) and it lives on in the presence of the moderators. I make a heartfelt confession to being a spammer in the frontroom and Beirut slams the lid on it after one other reply.
...What am I doing wrong?! ~:mecry:
Sorry Zorba, did you ask Beirut? He's usually good about giving an explaination if you send him a pm... ahem, mmmmmm, excuse me for a second...
You shall all praise me for my influence upon you and the gift of my time to all of your insignificant lives!!!
Ok, I'm back... Send him a PM and see if he'll move it to the Watch Tower, sounds like that would be the place it should be.
yesdachi
11-03-2005, 19:50
I don’t think I’ll say too much as “people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw butt jokes” but I will say DD’s candidness is often appreciated. ~:)
Ja'chyra
11-03-2005, 20:17
Most amusing, keep up the good work my good man ~:cheers:
Dave posts a bizarre self-glorifying rant (it is amusing, though, and this is no slight against you, Dave) and it lives on in the presence of the moderators. I make a heartfelt confession to being a spammer in the frontroom and Beirut slams the lid on it after one other reply.
...What am I doing wrong?! ~:mecry:
That because you tried in the Frontroom. Here in the backroom it is all about stroking your ego (or whatever) without fear of reproach.
solypsist
11-03-2005, 22:42
oh there's plenty of reproach. but it usually happens off-forum. i always thought it was common knowledge that Dave was an alter ego of one of the staff here. Well if you didn't know before, you know it now.
That because you tried in the Frontroom. Here in the backroom it is all about stroking your ego (or whatever) without fear of reproach.
Divinus Arma
11-03-2005, 22:45
Ya!!!!! Devastation Dave rocks!!!!!!!!
woo hooo!!!!!!
Here is my tribute:
https://img72.imageshack.us/img72/5315/customcolor8xg.png (https://imageshack.us)
YA!!!! It's Devastation Solo!!! Woo HHOOOOOO!!!! Rock and Fing roll , BABY!!!
Yeah, but who is his hairy girlfriend?
Big King Sanctaphrax
11-03-2005, 23:34
You'll always be daveinkorea to me, Dave. I still don't know what the hell teabagging is.
A salute to an ...ahem, unique, poster.
Red Harvest
11-03-2005, 23:40
Yeah, but who is his hairy girlfriend?
I'm not sure, but that face looks suspiciously like PJ's avatar...
Kanamori
11-03-2005, 23:53
You'll always be daveinkorea to me, Dave. I still don't know what the hell teabagging is.
A salute to an ...ahem, unique, poster.
Dave's corrupting the British youth.~D
Kaiser of Arabia
11-04-2005, 01:32
You'll always be daveinkorea to me, Dave. I still don't know what the hell teabagging is.
A salute to an ...ahem, unique, poster.
It's....er....it envolves...er....eggs, a bag, and a chick's face...I'll say that much... er... please don't ban me.
Devastatin Dave
11-04-2005, 01:33
I still don't know what the hell teabagging is.
Send me a Pm and I'll reply with the answer.~D
Kanamori
11-04-2005, 01:49
Oh gawd it is so tempting to just look up a picture, post it, and get banned~:)
Reverend Joe
11-04-2005, 03:44
Ya!!!!! Devastation Dave rocks!!!!!!!!
woo hooo!!!!!!
Here is my tribute:
https://img72.imageshack.us/img72/5315/customcolor8xg.png (https://imageshack.us)
YA!!!! It's Devastation Solo!!! Woo HHOOOOOO!!!! Rock and Fing roll , BABY!!!
:hide:
Your style of posting makes me sad at times, I think I understand and that makes me sad as well. Yet, you're worthy enough to stand in your own glorious light.
~:cheers:
Red Harvest
11-04-2005, 19:24
Here is my tribute:
https://img72.imageshack.us/img72/5315/customcolor8xg.png (https://imageshack.us)
YA!!!! It's Devastation Solo!!! Woo HHOOOOOO!!!! Rock and Fing roll , BABY!!!
Does anyone else think that Dave/Han looks a bit too much like a vampire in this image? All we need is a quote with a cheezy goulash accent...
The Stranger
11-04-2005, 20:23
pahahahhahahahahahah you dare say such thing...Lazul you go girl
I'm The Man Of The Org, i'm the potsmoker that tops you a thousand times...
master of the puppets
11-04-2005, 21:36
...wait, your a stoner?!, well it seems i'm gonna have to throw rocks at you when i meet you...its kinda my thing.
Soz Dave, wasn't paying attention.
What were you saying?
ichi:bow:
master of the puppets
11-05-2005, 04:44
dave wasd just saying how great he was, i guess that giant egos is one step on the way to greatness, ceaser had it (stabbed), stalin (tyrant commie), napoleon (failure/exile/death), and hitler (you know this).
just imagine what an egomaniac like dave could do.
Reverend Joe
11-05-2005, 05:00
just imagine what an egomaniac like dave could do.
I would rather not... thinking about things like that gives me the fear.
Devastatin Dave
11-05-2005, 05:27
just imagine what an egomaniac like dave could do.
Ground into meat patties and served to unsuspecting Organites?~:eek:
Major Robert Dump
11-06-2005, 18:30
I would gladly go drinking and kareoke singing with Dave, as long as we had a designated driver and enough cash on hand for bail.
Devastatin Dave
11-23-2005, 01:30
Bumped because all of you needed to be reminded!!!:knight:
Bumped because all of you needed to be reminded!!!:knight:
Not at all Dave - I just got a giggle out of a comment exchange concerning you in a thread that just got locked.
~:joker:
https://img172.imageshack.us/img172/6624/devastationdave0br.png
Devastatin Dave the Cyberslave (http://artists.iuma.com/IUMA/Bands/Devastatin_Dave_the_Cyberslave/)
Devastatin Dave
11-23-2005, 03:02
Not at all Dave - I just got a giggle out of a comment exchange concerning you in a thread that just got locked.
~:joker:
Ooopsie!!!~D
Nothing like a good thrashing of words with my good old buddy Adrian. I'm sure he is just a fond of me (which of course he would be, because of my greatness) as I am of him. I really do mean that. :bow:
Devastatin Dave
11-23-2005, 03:05
Devastatin Dave the Cyberslave (http://artists.iuma.com/IUMA/Bands/Devastatin_Dave_the_Cyberslave/)
Holy crap, that's some of the worst music I've ever heard!!! LOL, I wonder if Tosa would let me go back to daveinkorea!!! ~:joker:
Holy crap, that's some of the worst music I've ever heard!!! LOL, I wonder if Tosa would let me go back to daveinkorea!!! ~:joker:
Dave you disappoint - that music captures your greatness for what it is - you should embrace it completely and sell it as yours throughout the world - so that whenever one hears the music - they immediately bow down to your greatness. :bow:
THe thing is you will never know if they are bowing down to your greatness - or trying to cover their hears and hurl at the same time. ~:eek: ~;p
Lets see what the monkey's think about Dave...
http://www.gogogadgetearl.com/pics/desks/family-guy_evil-monkey_tie.jpg
... better watch your back Dave.
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