View Full Version : Stupid questions get stupid answers game
Kagemusha
11-13-2005, 23:17
becouse they like where they are.
Why Beirut kills them?
Craterus
11-14-2005, 17:15
'Cos that's his job.
There was a play about a play that was about a play. What was the play called?
Kagemusha
11-14-2005, 17:16
play.
what does craterus mean?
Craterus
11-14-2005, 17:38
A play that would be shown in a theatre. A drama production. Something Shakespeare would have wrote.
master of the puppets
11-14-2005, 17:45
i don't know
where is waldo? and whys he always hidding
should i capture him and tour accross the country with him goiving everyone the chance to really find waldo.~D
Kagemusha
11-14-2005, 18:19
I think you should take his head.
Where are the flags?
Copperhaired Berserker!
11-14-2005, 20:52
Up my, er, um *Looks through offensive details* , err, bottom!~D *Scarpers before mods appear*
Why is why is why is why is why is why is why is why is is a why?
Kagemusha
11-14-2005, 20:59
good question. Id say hmmm....Becouse.:stupido2:
where are the conservatives?
Copperhaired Berserker!
11-14-2005, 21:00
in a tuna roll
Why... oh stuff it.
AntiochusIII
11-15-2005, 01:49
Why do you have to ask why, when all YOU ever need is what?
(That's both the question and the answer. ~;) )
Kagemusha
11-15-2005, 01:54
I say ::gah2:
where is the Valhalla?
Louis VI the Fat
11-15-2005, 02:03
where is the Valhalla?Near Valgahlla.
When will Finland ever qualify for the world cup?
Kagemusha
11-15-2005, 02:41
After our evil plan of climate chance have come true and the sands of Sahara have turned Southern Europe in a desert.~:wacko:
When will this happen?
When I say so
Why haven't I?
Because you don't like deserts.
Why do deserts exist?
Kagemusha
11-15-2005, 14:30
because of the Finnish football succes!
Does Ichi have an love hate relationship with deserts,becouse he is from Nevada?
Who knows.
Why does the rain fall?
Kagemusha
11-15-2005, 14:44
bcause it likes to fall.
who is going to win the world cup?
Thats a goood question. Croatia of course.
Who will win the Champions league?
Placid Tramp
11-15-2005, 14:53
The team that win all their games
Is this a stupid question?
depends on who's asking.
who's asking?
Placid Tramp
11-15-2005, 15:02
He is
Do post counts count?
yeah they do.
why are you asking?
Placid Tramp
11-15-2005, 15:06
Because I didn't know the answer.
why did you think i was asking?
because we're playing a stupid question game.
is the Earth falt?
Byzantine Mercenary
11-15-2005, 17:03
yes but only on tuesdays
why?
Because it's laundry day.
why is the laundry day on tuesday?
master of the puppets
11-15-2005, 17:35
cause everyone gets dirty on mondays.
should i kick you?
Craterus
11-15-2005, 19:19
If you can reach.
Why would you want to?
Because he's a kicker.
why do you like kicking people?
Craterus
11-15-2005, 19:35
I don't. I prefer punching.
Is violence really never the answer?
Violence is always the answer.
I can't think of a question.
Craterus
11-15-2005, 19:40
That means all your troubles have been answered.
Craterus
11-15-2005, 22:04
How deep?
Deep to the canter of the Earth.
How deep is Earth?
As deep as Helm's deep.
Why can't you just walk into Mordor?
Because the eye is upon you.
Whose eye would that be?
Copperhaired Berserker!
11-15-2005, 22:21
Because mordor doesn't NOT-exist.
Why should I be a Copperhaired Berserker!??
Craterus
11-15-2005, 22:23
1. The Earth is 6 378.1 kilometers to the centre.
2. Because of the orcs, oh yeah, and that ever-so-scary eye!
Radier, are you at all disappointed you were beaten?
EDIT: I was beaten twice, I'm ashamed. :stwshame:
Kagemusha
11-15-2005, 22:39
I dont know.
why bees are bees?
Copperhaired Berserker!
11-15-2005, 22:50
Because a wind came like a mushroom.
Why the heck am I sober?
ArcticSonata
11-16-2005, 00:44
Because you can't get beer out of a cow
Why can't Oompa Loompa Fly
Kagemusha
11-16-2005, 00:50
I think its against rules and regulations.
Where did the bulldozer go?
Copperhaired Berserker!
11-16-2005, 09:14
People, you need to put stupid questions as well as answers. it's not being stupid ,questions anymore.
Byzantine Mercenary
11-18-2005, 15:44
why aren't there stupid questions anymore?, is it because of AncientEgypt?
ArcticSonata
11-18-2005, 22:14
No becauce the Dingos ate the Egytians
Why do women......
master of the puppets
11-18-2005, 22:20
cause when they ************** its fun to ...
wait...what did i jyust say? was it dirty?
Placid Tramp
11-21-2005, 01:55
You said "cause when they ************** its fun to ..." & its not dirty any more cause i cleaned all the muck off.
Why has this thead had 1,756 views but only 299 posts?
Craterus
11-21-2005, 18:20
Because people view it, but are dazzled by our intelligence.
Why are they dazzled?
Because I hadn`t posted in it until now.
Where is my lightsaber?
Craterus
11-21-2005, 22:04
In Star Wars, where it belongs.
Where's mine?
Copperhaired Berserker!
11-26-2005, 13:30
I ate it.
Does the world eat Mcdonald's?
Actually I'm hungry.
Are there any snakes here?
Copperhaired Berserker!
12-03-2005, 16:01
No, only shakes.
Is the world flat?
Kagemusha
12-03-2005, 16:44
Yes. All the Chinese dropped from the downside years a go.~D
Where did the Chinese drop?
On my cookie.
What’s wrong with my cat?
Copperhaired Berserker!
12-03-2005, 17:34
It's a dog.
Why do we like pancakes but not all like cakes???
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