View Full Version : Stupid questions get stupid answers game
Copperhaired Berserker!
11-05-2005, 01:04
This is a game played on by many fourms so I decided to bring it here. Yay.
What you do is this, someone says something stupid like,
"Does ink go into pencils?"
Then the next person goes:
"No, it's butter."
Then he asks a stupid question and so on.
I'll start,
Am I smart?~D
Louis VI the Fat
11-05-2005, 01:17
Am I smart?~DNo, you're Copperhaired Berserker.
Louis VI the Fat
11-05-2005, 01:19
Was I really too stupid to understand that I needed to ask a question in return?
Craterus
11-05-2005, 01:51
I'm afraid not, I'm a vegetarian.
Which way to the cathedral? :lost:
Adrian II
11-05-2005, 02:07
Which way to the cathedral? :lost:All the way down that spire which you can spot from ten miles away. :stare:
Now, why would I never want to be an .org moderator? ~:eek:
Byzantine Prince
11-05-2005, 02:59
Edited. AdrainII is the best. Why is he the best?
Adrian II
11-05-2005, 03:02
Because I learn from Beirut every day! ~;)
Now, why is Beirut sick and tired of people like us mistaking the Frontroom for the Backroom?
BP, please edit that.
Both of you, relax please.
Adrian II
11-05-2005, 03:07
Cancelled on doctor's orders. ~:cool:
Kaiser of Arabia
11-05-2005, 03:37
Because fire and water do not go with flying particles of cool aid man flesh. Why does Rammstein do Te Quera Puta in Spanish?
Togakure
11-05-2005, 03:51
Because they'd get banned if they did it in Vietnamese. :thrasher:
Where is my girlfriend? :girlslap:
Soulforged
11-05-2005, 04:11
Why does Rammstein do Te Quiera Puta in Spanish?Why is that the mods didn't learned some spanish and banned me because of the tons of quotes and flaming I put in that way?
Adrian II
11-05-2005, 04:13
Why is that the mods didn't learned some spanish and banned me because of the tons of quotes and flaming I put in that way?Because they are Vietnamese.
Now, what did you do with TogakureOjonin's girlfriend? :stare:
Kaiser of Arabia
11-05-2005, 05:03
I got hungry.
Why is this thread still open?
Laridus Konivaich
11-05-2005, 07:27
Because all of Soulforged's funny (and naughty~:confused:) comments were written in Spanish.
If a Frenchman is talking to a Spaniard, and says "peut-être," how does the Spaniard respond?
Ianofsmeg16
11-05-2005, 14:25
Because all of Soulforged's funny (and naughty~:confused:) comments were written in Spanish.
If a Frenchman is talking to a Spaniard, and says "peut-être," how does the Spaniard respond?
Challenging him to a duel?
Now, Who invented cheese?
Sjakihata
11-05-2005, 15:16
Now, Who invented cheese?
A cow suffering from a bacteria infection.
Why do we exist?
Meneldil
11-05-2005, 15:19
We don't exist.
What is a deul ?
Sjakihata
11-05-2005, 15:24
What is a deul ?
This is a deul.
http://hk.geocities.com/liutowa889/deul_3.jpg
Does sheep shrink when it rains?
The Stranger
11-05-2005, 16:26
yes, cuz this thread sucks
and who else likes truffles???
Templar Knight
11-05-2005, 16:30
Like Truffles?
hmmm not me, anyone?
Dutch_guy
11-05-2005, 16:32
ok, thanks for closing this thread Stranger ;)
And that of course depends on the Airplane.
So how's your radio ?
:balloon2:
The thread will not be closed (yet) but Stranger might be.
Please ignore the comment.
Meneldil
11-05-2005, 16:48
So how's your radio ?
:balloon2:
A bit tired.
Is it butter ? ~D
Ianofsmeg16
11-05-2005, 16:58
Yes!
what is the Ultimate question?
p.s. i meant Duel, not deul. I mixed two letters around, fixed now.
master of the puppets
11-05-2005, 18:17
the ultimate question is for my ears only.
when will the stranger be banned?
Togakure
11-05-2005, 18:27
When he becomes painfully familiar.
Why not Mitchum or Right Guard, stick instead of roll-on?
Dutch_guy
11-05-2005, 19:45
Well because Jurrasic Park is on the tv tonight,
Why don't you just start walking ?
:balloon2:
Silver Rusher
11-05-2005, 20:01
Because my feet hurt from all the being carried around by slaves I did earlier.
Why do walruses say "meow"?
Togakure
11-05-2005, 20:05
Because they want to ... play with you after watching you frolicking with the kitties.
Why are you looking at me like that?
Sjakihata
11-05-2005, 20:19
Why are you looking at me like that?
Because you are so god damned sexy!
Why do I want to sleep with you?
Byzantine Prince
11-05-2005, 20:26
Because you are so god damned sexy!
Why do I want to sleep with you?
Because you are a progressive person...
Why am I so depressed?
Sjakihata
11-05-2005, 20:31
Why am I so depressed?
Because you're thinking too much about life instead of living it.
Why does aeroplanes have lifejackets, when submarines don't have parachutes?
Reverend Joe
11-05-2005, 20:32
Because you're thinking too much about life instead of living it.
That's actually a very good answer.
Why does aeroplanes have lifejackets, when submarines don't have parachutes?
Because Fish can't swim of course.
Now why does Beirut use an axe?
Sjakihata
11-05-2005, 21:43
Now why does Beirut use an axe?
Because he has a chainsaw available to him, of course.
What is ISFSKSOIOIHSPJMHA short for? (I forgot it)
Togakure
11-05-2005, 21:47
chromaluminarianism on supercalifragilisticexpialidociously neumonultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis.
What's that in your hand?
What's that in your hand?
a good sense of humour... couldn't you smell that? (~:confused: answers gettin' more weird all the time)
why is there a frontroom?
Mouzafphaerre
11-05-2005, 22:41
.
'coz there's no penthouse.
Now, why are you climbing a tree while you can't swim?
.
.
Now, why are you climbing a tree while you can't swim?
.
I don't want to get hit by an URANIAN DEATH RAY ~:eek: .
What do you want?
I don't. I need. (:dizzy:)
who do men like beer?
I don't. I need. (:dizzy:)
who do men like beer?
Because Piracy is a crime!
Tell what bartix and the faction that replaces armenia got then??
Byzantine Prince
11-05-2005, 23:27
Because Piracy is a crime!
Tell what bartix and the faction that replaces armenia got then??
It's Baktria, and it's not replacing any factions!
Why do I love to get depressed?
Soulforged
11-05-2005, 23:47
It's Baktria, and it's not replacing any factions!
Why do I love to get depressed?
Because you're a nihilist.
Why do I always give stupid answers?
edyzmedieval
11-06-2005, 00:06
Why do I like "untouched" girls?! ~D
I love NG!!!
Byzantine Prince
11-06-2005, 00:16
Because you know that your soul is tainted and that having someone that is seemingly pure will make you better.
Why do I come here so often?
why is there a frontroom? To cover the backroom....:horn:
simple, BP. because you have so much other duties.
anyways why do I have 2.000 posts almost when just one year at this forum?
Shaka_Khan
11-07-2005, 03:27
Because you're fingers are Dutch, and they're long.
Since we can't see each other in person, does this open up the possibility that half of us are girls pretending to be boys?
Since we can't see each other in person, does this open up the possibility that half of us are girls pretending to be boys?
yes, because half of us are monkeys~;p
anyways why doesn't postcount increase in watchtower~:joker:
master of the puppets
11-07-2005, 17:59
cause its full of those scary scary moderators
how much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?
Togakure
11-07-2005, 18:06
More than that wimp Beirut could, that's for sure ~;p. :hide:
Where does he keep that axe when he's not using it, anyway?
Craterus
11-07-2005, 18:23
In a (photo)bucket, or sometimes in his (image)shack.
What colour are my eyes? :disguise:
Shaka_Khan
11-08-2005, 01:02
They are the colour of bombastic.
Is Beirut a Canadian war correspondent in Lebanon waiting for something to happen again, or is he just Lebanese? :dancinglock:
Togakure
11-08-2005, 01:19
Neither, his real name is Bei and the last part just describes what he luvs doing. :bounce:
What is the meaning of my name?
Byzantine Prince
11-08-2005, 01:24
Neither, his real name is Bei and the last part just describes what he luvs doing. :bounce:
What is the meaning of my name?
Toga Onion.
When will I be layed?
Togakure
11-08-2005, 01:28
when you fall asleep and enter REM (and I believe it's "laid," btw).
Are you in league with Monsta? He calls me Mr. Onion ...
Shaka_Khan
11-08-2005, 01:32
He is in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
Does Togakure O'Jonin remind you of a cool Irish man in a toga who is in a sitting position as if he is on the john? He is so cool that he pronounces cool in a cool way.
(If I was Japanese, the name wouldn't be reminding me of this). :hide:
Togakure
11-08-2005, 01:43
He is in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. ...
LOL!!! :medievalcheers:
I don't sit in half-lotus on the "john"; I resemble that remark (as my real first name IS John); me surname IS Irish, though I be born in the Land of the Gods indeed; IF I wore a Toga it might perhaps be green, as it's a damn fine colour, don't ya think?; and I DO where a Guinness ballcap with Dublin, Ireland on it--on me head as I type, thank ye very much; and I learnt to say "kewl" from Kaneyashi Kas, who is THE authority on the matter.
Now where was I?
Strike For The South
11-08-2005, 01:58
purgatory
why am I the best
Togakure
11-08-2005, 02:01
because ya cannae spell--it's beast.
So why'dya smell like that fer chrissake?
Strike For The South
11-08-2005, 02:09
I dont~:confused: ~D
why do you eat kid s
Togakure
11-08-2005, 02:30
I dont~:confused: ~D
why do you eat kid s
Whoa-hohohoho!!! That is FREAKY!! Our neighbor across the street is Jamaican, and I just finished a bowl of rice with green beans and curried goat meat which she made--the first time I've tried goat meat (and it was delicious).
Because I want to bleat with more feewing when being chased by wolves on the battlefield.
What instrument do you play?
Divinus Arma
11-08-2005, 02:39
Whoa-hohohoho!!! That is FREAKY!! Our neighbor across the street is Jamaican, and I just finished a bowl of rice with green beans and curried goat meat which she made--the first time I've tried goat meat (and it was delicious).
Because I want to bleat with more feewing when being chased by wolves on the battlefield.
What instrument do you play?
This is a spam thread to end all spam threads.
So why did I post?
Togakure
11-08-2005, 02:52
because you needed to demonstrate the complete lack of creativity in your answer that has made this thread rather boring (except for a few responses).
What will it take to get some witty, silly creative types to join in here (aside from those already joining in the fun)?
Strike For The South
11-08-2005, 02:56
because you needed to demonstrate the complete lack of creativity in your answer that has made this thread rather boring (except for a few responses).
What will it take to get some witty, silly creative types to join in here (aside from those already joining in the fun)?
74 kidneys
why am I sexy
Byzantine Prince
11-08-2005, 03:00
Because you are the re-incarnation of Apollo.
Why did I change my avatar?
Strike For The South
11-08-2005, 03:08
Because you are the re-incarnation of Apollo.
Why did I change my avatar?
you gay dawg
why do Texans have more fun
Shaka_Khan
11-08-2005, 03:11
Because there is a warning sign that says, "don't mess with Texas."
Does Byzantine Prince put on make-up? If so, BP, give us your skin care tips.
Strike For The South
11-08-2005, 03:13
Does Byzantine Prince put on make-up?
friday
why he gay
Byzantine Prince
11-08-2005, 03:13
Because there is a warning sign that says, "don't mess with Texas."
Does Byzantine Prince put on make-up? If so, BP, give us your skin care tips.
No he doesn't, unless he's going to a concert where it would be appropriate.
Why is it better to speak in the third person?
Shaka_Khan
11-08-2005, 03:47
It opens the question to anyone.
What concert is appropriate for make-up?
Adrian II
11-08-2005, 03:53
What concert is appropriate for make-up?Händel's Water Music.
Why is the girl on the left cross-eyed?
Mouzafphaerre
11-08-2005, 04:07
.
Because she's a crossdressed he.
Why are you up this late/early?
.
Adrian II
11-08-2005, 04:10
Why are you up this late/early?Are you talking to me? ~;)
Are you tawkin' to me? :stare:
Mouzafphaerre
11-08-2005, 04:46
.
Are you tawkin' to me? :stare:
GAH! :gah2: I was too lazy to "go advanced" and pick that smiley. ~:handball:
:thinking2:
No, because it's probably not raining in Paris. So, why is the sky blue? :coffeenews:
.
Adrian II
11-08-2005, 04:48
So, why is the sky blue? :coffeenews: Because it reflects the eyes of my true love.
Why am I in love at this godforsaken hour? :charge:
Shaka_Khan
11-08-2005, 05:01
Because your eyes are blue.
Is there an original Adrian?
Kaiser of Arabia
11-08-2005, 05:07
I ate him.
How much would could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could invade Alcase-Lorraine?
I ate him.
How much would could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could invade Alcase-Lorraine? I don't know, but it Wood be a Chuckle to hear the correct answer ~D
Do Stupid questions exist? ~:confused:
Kaiser of Arabia
11-08-2005, 05:44
No, only stupid people.
Does Fire and Water come together?
Togakure
11-08-2005, 06:18
Yeah, it's called Jack Daniels.
What should I do with my life now?
Strike For The South
11-08-2005, 06:21
kill,virgins
is my soul choclate
Togakure
11-08-2005, 07:24
no, but apparently your brain is pudding (that was a baaadd answer to my question ... shame, shame).
I guess games like this aren't a good place to ask a serious question when you're in a crisis ... gee, I woulda thought maybe it would be, lol.
So ... where would you go if you had nowhere to go?
Strike For The South
11-08-2005, 07:30
Anywhere
Do you think Hitler made good soup
I guess, if he was the original soup-nazi
Why does it rain in Bergen?
Togakure
11-08-2005, 16:18
Cuz it's gawd's loo?
To be, or not to be?
Copperhaired Berserker!
11-08-2005, 16:35
No, it's tuna.
Why am I better than everybody else?
Because drinking all that IRN-BRU makes you a scottish superman.
Does smoking cause lung cancer?
Geoffrey S
11-08-2005, 19:25
Maybe, but it's a bad idea to imitate a chimney anyway.
So how does Father Christmas fit through the damned things?
Dutch_guy
11-08-2005, 19:26
Well if you drink lot's of alcohol it might
So why doesn't my printer work.
:balloon2:
yesdachi
11-08-2005, 19:53
Well if you drink lot's of alcohol it might
So why doesn't my printer work.
:balloon2:
You forgot to plug it in.~;)
What’s the number to 911?
King Henry V
11-08-2005, 19:55
I have only one thing to say:
SPAM:spammer: :dancinglock: :horn: :closed:
yesdachi
11-08-2005, 19:58
Spam is not the number to 911!?!?~;)
Copperhaired Berserker!
11-08-2005, 20:44
Because drinking all that IRN-BRU makes you a scottish superman.
Does smoking cause lung cancer?
How do you know about me drinking IRN-BRU? Release the hounds!
Craterus
11-08-2005, 22:34
Where's your question?
yesdachi
11-08-2005, 23:29
I left it on the kitchen counter.~D
How much candy do you have left after Halloween?
Copperhaired Berserker!
11-08-2005, 23:40
Millons.
Why I do rock and all of you are my slaves?
master of the puppets
11-09-2005, 00:45
cause your really drunk
how long until we revolt from your entoxicated rule?
octavian
11-09-2005, 01:13
when its done (copyrights Khevlan)
where am i?
Togakure
11-09-2005, 01:18
where you are.
What is that?
Byzantine Prince
11-09-2005, 01:19
where you are.
What is that?
It's my pussycat.
do you want to stroke it?
Shaka_Khan
11-09-2005, 01:50
Depends on what you mean by saying, "pussycat."
What do you mean by saying, "pussycat"?
And is this thread ruining any relationships?
discovery1
11-09-2005, 02:04
My hampster is drunk.
Why did Nappy paint himself pink?
Togakure
11-09-2005, 02:15
Cuz he likes being pretty?
Who da heck is Nappy, anyway?
Kagemusha
11-09-2005, 02:20
Nappy is an ocean.Where are we?
Togakure
11-09-2005, 04:26
in motion.
Who is that in the dress, with hair sticking out of ... its nylons?? ~:eek:
Byzantine Prince
11-09-2005, 04:28
It's Gawain.
Why do I love getting hurt and pissed on?
Togakure
11-09-2005, 04:42
because you haven't been to my trailer in the Nevada desert yet ... :ballchain:
Why didn't you guess BKS? :hippie:
Byzantine Prince
11-09-2005, 04:54
Because BKS loves the whip!
Why is BKS so handsome?
Togakure
11-09-2005, 05:02
because it's hard to grab anything with your toes.
Gah! Where is that dweeb when you need him?
Kaiser of Arabia
11-09-2005, 05:07
Getting laid with the circus creaturs.
How many chickens does it take to fill a blender?
Togakure
11-09-2005, 05:11
the same amount as it takes whiners to clog up the Watchtower.
What have I got in me pockets?
Strike For The South
11-09-2005, 05:20
is that a roll of quarters...no you are just happy to see me
Why is the sun hot
Nobody knows.
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Adrian II
11-09-2005, 15:17
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?To conceal that money is rootless.
Why is rootbeer called a beer?
Ser Clegane
11-09-2005, 15:51
Why is rootbeer called a beer?
Because you hate it the first time you try it and then you get addicted to it.
Why do I have to work in an office when the sun is shining outside? ~:mecry:
Why do I have to work in an office when the sun is shining outside? ~:mecry:
You have me stumped with that one m8.
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?
Kagemusha
11-09-2005, 16:14
You have me stumped with that one m8.
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?
no.but those would be painted with bright colours.
When the world ends?
When the world ends?
For you, tomorrow...
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Kagemusha
11-09-2005, 16:44
For you, tomorrow...
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Becouse size does matter.
what blue whales think?
what blue whales think?
I wish I was a fin...
"I am" is reportedly the shortest complete sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest?
Kagemusha
11-09-2005, 17:35
I wish I was a fin...
"I am" is reportedly the shortest complete sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest?
Ask that from an englisman, and he tells you how the weather is.~D
Why American dollars look so dirty?
Mouzafphaerre
11-09-2005, 18:19
.
Because they are green.
How do I invade Ireland in MTW?
.
Kagemusha
11-09-2005, 18:25
You cant.Its impossible.
Why many cows have dots?
Mikeus Caesar
11-09-2005, 20:18
You cant.Its impossible.
Why many cows have dots?
Because they are made of carrots.
Why is Bartix?
Togakure
11-09-2005, 20:20
Because he drinks too much and hasn't taken his medicine.
Who is that knockin' on the door?
Kagemusha
11-09-2005, 20:42
Its your doppelganger.~D
Where is Abokasee?
Craterus
11-09-2005, 20:42
Michael Jackson.
Why is the sky blue?
EDIT: Beaten by Kagemusha. Do not take notice of this post. It means nothing!
Well I sometimes wash my hair with honey but mostly I wash it with glue, you should try it out.
Am i fat?
Togakure
11-09-2005, 21:23
not from this angle.
Why is my nickname in your quote, and what does it say in English?
not from this angle.
Why is my nickname in your quote, and what does it say in English?
I believe it means "mad cow with blue teeth and a purpel suicidal strawberry eating ninja."
what do you taste like?
Togakure
11-09-2005, 21:45
Wouldn't you like to know! ~;p
What time is it?
Craterus
11-09-2005, 23:42
About now on a good watch.
How deep is a hole?
Togakure
11-10-2005, 00:05
As shallow as my head.
what pops into your head when I say: bugbears felch!
Shaka_Khan
11-10-2005, 01:53
I think of a bugbears felch.
What's a bugbears felch?
Togakure
11-10-2005, 02:30
It's subject-action, dorkus.
Have you seen that picture at The Ritz?
Shaka_Khan
11-10-2005, 06:39
I didn't see a picture of bugbears felch in the Ritz-Carlton ~D
What's a bugbears felch?
What's a bugbears felch?
Never mind...
Why is a boxing ring square?
Dutch_guy
11-10-2005, 17:30
because it has always been that way.
what's the use of this smiley ~;p
:balloon2:
Togakure
11-10-2005, 19:31
practicing French ~;p.
And this one? :nurse:
Dutch_guy
11-10-2005, 19:33
if you feel a little ~:cool: but then again also a little ~:handball:
why do people use smileys ?
Byzantine Prince
11-10-2005, 19:41
Because they look like balloons.
Why are you hiding? :hide:
Cause they are insecure of their sexuality.
What happens when you die?
Togakure
11-10-2005, 19:45
um ... ya don't wanna know ... :shakehands:
Why are you watching?
edit: this was in response to BP's post.
***
God knows.
What happens when you live?
Craterus
11-10-2005, 22:06
That's entirely up to you.
How many trees are there in the Amazon rainforest?
Louis VI the Fat
11-10-2005, 23:21
Enough to make Beirut a happy wood-chuck.
sdrawkcab ecnetnes siht si?
AggonyDuck
11-10-2005, 23:36
Yes, I'm a horse.
Why does cabbage eat bunnies?
Togakure
11-10-2005, 23:50
better them than them.
Is it really better to burn out than fade away?
EDIT: Gah! That response was to Duckie. Slow again.
EDIT2: Aha! I was first! nananananaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(I answered yours anyways m8, see below ...)
Kagemusha
11-10-2005, 23:50
because its in cabbages nature to do so.
what blue smells like?
gah!Toga beat me!~:mecry:
Togakure
11-10-2005, 23:54
smells like teen spirit.
What do you think of spirit squads? :cheerleader: :elephant: :cheerleader:
Kagemusha
11-10-2005, 23:58
panties,mate,panties!~;)
what is behind space?
Louis VI the Fat
11-10-2005, 23:59
Less confusing than TogakureOjonin and kagemusha.
Does the pope shit in the woods?
Edit: well, you know why...
Kagemusha
11-11-2005, 00:07
Lol!~:wave: maybe in pale moonlight.
but wont ants kill us all?
Louis VI the Fat
11-11-2005, 00:54
To the Gods, we are the ants.
Can I not get a serious answer to this question?
Kagemusha
11-11-2005, 00:56
I think that only a whale can give it to you,go ask the whales.
Where does all the money go?
Togakure
11-11-2005, 01:06
not here, that's for sure :shrug:
SOOOO ... is it really better to burn out than fade away?
Byzantine Prince
11-11-2005, 01:10
It's better to burn yourself.
What's so great about society?
Kagemusha
11-11-2005, 01:24
people.
What was first egg or chicken?
Byzantine Prince
11-11-2005, 01:29
Fragony.
Why do I want to try heroine?
Kagemusha
11-11-2005, 02:03
becouse you want to ride a white horse.
what is the meaning of life?
AntiochusIII
11-11-2005, 03:24
becouse you want to ride a white horse.
what is the meaning of life?Ask, and you shall recieve (http://askjeeves.com) ~D
How do we improve the Frontroom?
Byzantine Prince
11-11-2005, 03:41
Ask, and you shall recieve (http://askjeeves.com) ~D
How do we improve the Frontroom?
Ban Emue
Why don't the mods start banning annoying spammers?
Shaka_Khan
11-11-2005, 03:52
Because spammers are sexy.
Who are the spammers?
Adrian II
11-11-2005, 04:16
Who are the spammers?The guys with the most stupid answers.
Who posts the most intelligent questions?
*hides behind couch*
Strike For The South
11-11-2005, 04:18
The guys with the most stupid answers.
Who posts the most intelligent questions?
*hides behind couch*
me~:cheers:
why am I dead
Kralizec
11-11-2005, 04:25
Beirut killed you.
Why would he do that ~:confused:
Strike For The South
11-11-2005, 04:37
I plague him with threads about sex fighting and numbers~:)
Why do we have mods
I plague him with threads about sex fighting and numbers~:)
Why do we have mods Stupid answer: To fill the .org power vacuum.
How can you tell when the power vacuum is full? ~:)
Kagemusha
11-11-2005, 12:44
when you feel the axe in your neck.~D
Why Moderators have robes?
Copperhaired Berserker!
11-11-2005, 12:56
because they have a excuse to keep you in the washing machine!
Why is it that life sucks and computers are the only thing that's good?
Kagemusha
11-11-2005, 13:08
becouse you are always smarter then the AI.
why wont anyone let me out of the washing machine?
Because you're getting dizzy and it's fun to watch!~:cool: ~D
now why don't I use this smiley: :knight:
Kagemusha
11-11-2005, 13:44
Its becouse you look weird today.~D
Where are your helmet and Yari spear?
Byzantine Prince
11-11-2005, 18:29
Deep in the vaults of power.
Do you guys want to play with my Ding-an-Sich?
Louis VI the Fat
11-11-2005, 20:10
Deep in the vaults of power.
Do you guys want to play with my Ding-an-Sich?No, I really Kant do that.
Who comes after Louis IV?
Togakure
11-11-2005, 20:12
the Fat, whoever he is ... .
In whom do we trust?
Kagemusha
11-11-2005, 20:24
cold steel.
why native americans painted them selves?
Craterus
11-11-2005, 23:59
They didn't like their skin tone.
Left or Right?
King Henry V
11-12-2005, 00:26
Forward.
Do stairs go up or down?
Craterus
11-12-2005, 01:20
There are two types. Upstairs and downstairs.
Why?
Kagemusha
11-12-2005, 15:10
becouse.~D
what is the truth?
King Henry V
11-12-2005, 15:45
42.~D
Where are we going?
Kagemusha
11-12-2005, 15:54
towards the end.
Where did we come from?
Copperhaired Berserker!
11-12-2005, 18:20
Me!
Why is the world flat?
Louis VI the Fat
11-12-2005, 18:26
Me!
Why is the world flat?So God can flip it around to allow for days and nights.
Anyone seen my car lately?
because triangles are cirkel ifs a²=(b*c*cos(a))/r²-b²*(-4)ac)...or wha that the one for squares? oh no that's if a donkey has red ears...I don't know...was it purpel with flowers on it?
is this a question or a balloon?
Copperhaired Berserker!
11-12-2005, 18:36
A ballon
Copperhaired Berserker!
11-12-2005, 18:36
What is spam?
Louis VI the Fat
11-12-2005, 18:45
Reversed maps.
Who's your daddy?
Strike For The South
11-12-2005, 18:52
you are
why are kittys big
Copperhaired Berserker!
11-12-2005, 18:54
Dogs are cool.
Why am I running out of jokes?
Kralizec
11-12-2005, 18:55
Because you waste them by telling them to people ;)
Could cheese survive in outer space?
Copperhaired Berserker!
11-12-2005, 18:58
No, it can't survive in the udder side
Why am I not posting?
Kagemusha
11-12-2005, 18:59
Cheese would conquer the outer space.
Why im not drunk?
yes.
my cat's name is Muffin. damn why is it so hard to make a question?
wait...cat big are black! no that isn't a question either damn't. why oh why is it so damn difficult???
Kagemusha
11-12-2005, 22:10
becouse you have had enough pie for one day.~D
Why is it dark at night?
King Henry V
11-12-2005, 22:38
Because you forgot to pay your eletricity bills.
What is in the box?
Kagemusha
11-12-2005, 22:56
suprise.
the question is who has the box?
Craterus
11-13-2005, 00:34
The boxman.
Who is the eggman?
Louis VI the Fat
11-13-2005, 00:51
Who is the eggman?The one who came before the chickenman. Or the other way round.
Would you like some fries with that?
Kaiser of Arabia
11-13-2005, 04:18
Þ
ï?
ArcticSonata
11-13-2005, 04:45
00110000100011110001! (Stupid anwser in Bianary)
Why does corn make so many women frisky?
HunkinElvis
11-13-2005, 05:03
Because so many women can't believe it's not butter. (I know this is strange but please understand that this is a Stupid questions get stupid answers game ~D ).
I know why but I don't know how women act frisky. What exactly is "frisky"?
ArcticSonata
11-13-2005, 06:12
Kind of like when you let a toddler has 3 Snikers bars a pot of coffee and a dozen or so Sugar cubes.
Why can't I have I a pet avacado?
Kagemusha
11-13-2005, 13:21
Becouse you would have rotten pet in no time.~;)
Why are Sundays so sleepy?
because i like to sleep.
why do people eat?
Kagemusha
11-13-2005, 14:57
eat or be eaten.~;)
Why i am running out of cigarettes always on Sunday mornings?
Craterus
11-13-2005, 15:04
Because you smoke too much. Or you don't buy enough.
Why smoke?
Kagemusha
11-13-2005, 15:14
mans got to die on something.~D
if the boxman has the box,what is he going to do with it?
Craterus
11-13-2005, 15:18
Store it, and store other boxes within it.
Where is the love?
Ragnor_Lodbrok
11-13-2005, 15:21
Inside those pink elephants.
Why do I like pink elephants?
Because they're not blue?
Why aren't they blue?
Kagemusha
11-13-2005, 16:16
becouse they should be gray.
why are elephants so bright?
They have big brains.
Why do they have big noses?
Louis VI the Fat
11-13-2005, 16:34
'Cause if their ears were big they'd fly away.
Why do pet cucumbers make so many women frisky?
Kagemusha
11-13-2005, 16:39
Becouse Louis you are coming more decadent every day.~;p
what is the brightest animal?
A white mouse.
Why do apples fall from trees?
Kagemusha
11-13-2005, 16:46
because apples are mean and want to hit people in the head.
are the dolphins nice?
Only if they're larger than sharks.
Are traffic-lights good?
Kagemusha
11-13-2005, 17:06
I think those have evil plans.
where is the winter?
In the snowy mountains.
When will it come?
Kagemusha
11-13-2005, 17:57
just before Santaclaus comes.
Why there is no snow in Australia?
Because it never rains in Sahara.
Why is snow white?
Kagemusha
11-13-2005, 18:19
becouse if it would be green or red, little children would eat all the snow.
Why im not at somewhere where is warm and Sun shines?
Because you don't live there.
Why do birds fly?
Kagemusha
11-13-2005, 18:37
because they are ambitious.
what will be TW IV about?
About birds.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kagemusha
11-13-2005, 19:24
because it was suicidal.
what does this smiley mean?:fishbowl:
ArcticSonata
11-13-2005, 19:42
It's the New Orlean is Under water Smiley
Why do I get a kick out or harming little Squirrels?
You love to hear them squeal.
Why are pigs fat?
Kagemusha
11-13-2005, 20:06
because they are creedy.
whats best in life?
"To crush your enemies and to hear the lamentation of his women"-Conan the Barbarian.
What's the meaning of life?
Kagemusha
11-13-2005, 20:46
life.~:)
Whats behind the corner?
Big bad wolf.
Why is he behind the corner?
Kagemusha
11-13-2005, 21:01
because he is sneaky.
What is the big bad wolf hiding?
He's hiding from the little red riding hood.
What makes wolf so sneaky?
Kagemusha
11-13-2005, 21:31
he cant help it, he is a predator.
where is the grandmother?
Gone to play Bingo.
Why does the wolf eat grannies?
Copperhaired Berserker!
11-13-2005, 21:41
Because I said so
Why am I a Copperhaired Berserker!?
Kagemusha
11-13-2005, 21:43
maybe the wolf likes them
why doesnt grannies eat wolwes?
Who says they don't.
Why do wolfs eat at all?
Ragnor_Lodbrok
11-13-2005, 21:53
Wolves only eat apple pie.
Why does the universe exist?
Copperhaired Berserker!
11-13-2005, 21:57
A pie came.
Was I or was I in a thing in a thing in a thing?~:confused: ~:confused: ~:confused:
no you were in a thang wich was in a thung theng.
talking about apple pie
becouse you have had enough pie for one day.~D
Why is it dark at night?
how can you eat to much apple pie????~:confused:
Copperhaired Berserker!
11-13-2005, 22:19
By having a bit of apple pie
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kagemusha
11-13-2005, 22:46
so somebody could run over it.~D
who is behid the tree?
An elephant.
How can an elephant hide behind trees?
Kagemusha
11-13-2005, 23:02
because the trees are so big.
why trees cant walk?
because trees don't have legs.
Why don't the have legs?
vBulletin® v3.7.1, Copyright ©2000-2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.