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Adrian II
11-11-2005, 05:21
The latest advertisement at the bottom of my .org page now advertises the TrojanCondom (http://www.trojancondoms.com/vibratingring/index.asp) 'vibrating ring'. Apparently this is an anal/vaginal vibrator with raised dots to increase sexual satisfaction and 'safely powered by a small battery' guaranteed to last up to 20 minutes.

Time for a quiet word with our hosts, TosaInu? ~:rolleyes:
Strike For The South
11-11-2005, 05:24
so I wasnt the only one...good. Hey why are you up this late/early
Adrian II
11-11-2005, 05:27
so I wasnt the only one...good. Hey why are you up this late/earlyIt is not, I repeat NOT, this ad that kept me up.

~D
Strike For The South
11-11-2005, 05:31
I figured the advertisement was for all the euros. ya know free love and a secular socitey. It may be funny to you Adrian but right now Im gouging my innocent christian eyes out with a dull knife and then putting salt in the sockets to cleanse my soul...thanx Tosa~;p
Adrian II
11-11-2005, 05:39
I figured the advertisement was for all the euros. ya know free love and a secular socitey. It may be funny to you Adrian but right now Im gouging my innocent christian eyes out with a dull knife and then putting salt in the sockets to cleanse my soul...thanx Tosa~;pAs a matter of fact, a recent .org page-bottom ad linked to a war gaming site that showed all sorts of graphic horrors. Forgot which site. This is probably run of the mill in the United States, but in Europe that would be a definite no-no on a pg13 site. There are some real differences in perception here. Never mind. From a tactical point of view I think this porn ad provides an ideal occasion for TosaInu to talk to the host about pesky ads in general and pop-ups in particular.
Strike For The South
11-11-2005, 05:46
As a matter of fact, a recent .org page-bottom ad linked to a war gaming site that showed all sorts of graphic horrors. Forgot which site. This is probably run of the mill in the United States, but in Europe that would be a definite no-no on a pg13 site. There are some real differences in perception here. Never mind. From a tactical point of view I think this porn ad provides an ideal occasion for TosaInu to talk to the host about pesky ads in general and pop-ups in particular.

really I missied that and that sorta sucks becuase all my sexual furstration goes into violence~:cheers: ~;) but honestly before I start spamming the pop ups are ticking me off...Im about ready to burn this motha down:knight:
KukriKhan
11-11-2005, 05:47
Kukri waiting for the nasty advert...only gets one for Resident Evil. Over, And over, and over again.

Oh, that and the plain white blank space. Is my popup killer taking this thing out, or is Telefragged scared to show me ~D ?
Adrian II
11-11-2005, 05:54
Kukri waiting for the nasty advert...only gets one for Resident Evil. Over, And over, and over again.

Oh, that and the plain white blank space. Is my popup killer taking this thing out, or is Telefragged scared to show me ~D ?Right now it displays an advert for 'RXS, 'Dedication to Exhilaration'. Excellence and inspiration -- welcome to the campus! Whatever.

Good to see you, Master KukriKhan! I take it you are still as, um, vibrant as ever?

:bow:
Papewaio
11-11-2005, 06:12
The ads compare what you currently have opened and/or history. ~;) ~:joker:
Beirut
11-11-2005, 12:02
This is my favorite part of the ad.

"Every ring is quality inspected to ensure reliability."

Every one eh? I wonder who tests them?

"We do! Me and Shirley can vouch for each and every one. This job beats the hell out of Social Security."

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/horsesass/ladies.jpg
Mouzafphaerre
11-11-2005, 12:04
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What's this ads you're talking about?

https://img361.imageshack.us/img361/1069/noadsonorg5rv.th.jpg (https://img361.imageshack.us/my.php?image=noadsonorg5rv.jpg)

:angel:
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Drisos
11-11-2005, 12:18
Kukri waiting for the nasty advert...only gets one for Resident Evil. Over, And over, and over again.

Oh, that and the plain white blank space. Is my popup killer taking this thing out, or is Telefragged scared to show me ~D ?

Kukri!! ~:)

not seen you in a while! glad to do so again~:cool: ~:cheers:
Kralizec
11-11-2005, 13:12
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What's this ads you're talking about?

https://img361.imageshack.us/img361/1069/noadsonorg5rv.th.jpg (https://img361.imageshack.us/my.php?image=noadsonorg5rv.jpg)

:angel:
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Seconded ~:confused:
KukriKhan
11-11-2005, 13:25
Yes, "Kukri's Excellent Eastern Adventure" :) is finished for now. Good to see familiar faces again.

About the ads: I haven't seen the Trojan one yet, so have no opinion on its suitability. Personally, the most annoying were the noisy ones a few months back; I'm sure glad those stopped.

p.s. LoL, I got a kick out of the EULA at that site you linked to, AdrianII; para 7:

7. Internet users located in countries which are subject to U.S. trade embargo laws and regulations are prohibited from accessing this Site and are asked to promptly exit at this time

...and the fact that their product is listed as illegal in 8 US States. ROFL.
Adrian II
11-11-2005, 15:11
Yes, "Kukri's Excellent Eastern Adventure" :) is finished for now.Welcome back, man. 'Charming company turn lowly sandwich into rich banquet.'

Guess who said that?

:chinese:
Mouzafphaerre
11-11-2005, 15:37
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:ave: Welcome back Kukri! :bow:
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KukriKhan
11-11-2005, 15:42
Same guy who mouthed: " Hasty deduction like ancient egg. Look good from outside. "

Good memory you have,Man. :)

Thanks, Mouzafphaerre and Drisos.
Adrian II
11-11-2005, 15:44
Good memory you have,Man. :)Nah, some people just stick. ~;)
Alexander the Pretty Good
11-11-2005, 19:05
Guess who's back,
Back again:
KukriKhan.
Tell a friend.

:singer:

Welcome back, Kukri. ~:cheers:
Alexanderofmacedon
11-11-2005, 23:30
You ever heard of this thing...

I think it's called a...hmmm....pop up blocker?~;)
Adrian II
11-12-2005, 00:11
You ever heard of this thing...

I think it's called a...hmmm....pop up blocker?~;)It wasn't a pop-up.
Papewaio
11-12-2005, 03:18
It wasn't a pop-up.

There are pills for that. ~;) ~:joker:
Adrian II
11-12-2005, 03:32
There are pills for that. ~;) ~:joker:My dear Papewaio,


I occasionally visit sex sites that are far, far 'worse' than this one
I couldn't care less who finds out about that
my personal pop-up needs neither pills nor vibrators
it was not a pop-up, it was a regular ad on the .org page
Any further insistence on your part will be met by the forcible insertion of a product of your own choice from Trojan's veterinarian catalogue..
~:cool:
Papewaio
11-12-2005, 03:42
I think I will decline the fruit and veges particularly the watermelon, pineapple and most of all the durian. ~:eek:
Adrian II
11-12-2005, 03:55
I think I will decline the fruit and veges particularly the watermelon, pineapple and most of all the durian. ~:eek:I said veterinarian. Boy, are you in for a surprise. ~D
Just A Girl
11-12-2005, 10:33
popup blockers often fail to block the popups or adds here.
My built in windows popup blocker fails to stop them,

Many 3rd party popup blockers fail to stop them.

but my kerio personal firewall Can stop them dead, And the little ones at the bottom of forum.
(its the full version however)

Apart from kerio, my pestpatroll also blocks them 100% This is also a retail program though And will cost you a few £
Much better than the microsoft malicious software thing,
and better than add aware and other free programs of that kind,
unfortunatly they dont come for free.

But i think they were worth the 1 time payment which now enables me to surf the web With no popups, adware, banner adds or flash player adds.
Also im able to add web pages that advertize lots to my deny list.
So any banner adds that may get through 1ce,
Dont get through a second time :)
Mikeus Caesar
11-12-2005, 13:26
Now isn't this much nicer? I currently have a red cross ad asking for blood for the sick. And as i write this, i have a napster advert. These are much more family friendly.
Mouzafphaerre
11-12-2005, 13:34
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You may think I'm pushing this too far but since £ and other sorts of denarii are now talked, Mozilla is free and its built in popup blocker has yet to be breached. So is the adblock extension and no ads are seen on any ORG page anymore. Bottomline: You don't have to pay anything to get protected from popups and ads.
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Byzantine Prince
11-13-2005, 02:57
If there's one thing the .org lacks, it's pornographic pictures. Keep it up Tosa! ~;)
Papewaio
11-13-2005, 05:30
I said veterinarian. Boy, are you in for a surprise. ~D

Bother, I thought it was vegetarian when I skim read it... after all the food threads about your kitchen being female free.

Now veterinarian... well I have seen my dad do artificial insemination on cattle... so in that case ~:eek:
edyzmedieval
11-13-2005, 13:12
If there's one thing the .org lacks, it's pornographic pictures. Keep it up Tosa! ~;)

~D

Well, if you were a senior member, you could receive free links to porn...
Distributed daily par PM. ~D
Adrian II
11-13-2005, 20:36
Bother, I thought it was vegetarian when I skim read it... after all the food threads about your kitchen being female free.Only my kitchen, Papewaio, only my kitchen.
Now veterinarian... well I have seen my dad do artificial insemination on cattle... so in that case ~:eek:Don't worry, Trojan's have raised dots for increased pleasure... :sneaky:
Papewaio
11-14-2005, 00:23
Only my kitchen, Papewaio, only my kitchen.

Many chefs are like that.



Don't worry, Trojan's have raised dots for increased pleasure... :sneaky:

Trojan veterinarian supplies...
"We not only hide things in horses, we keep them happy."
"Good for making your horse wood."
"Not recommended as a gift set." ... Troy Herald.
Adrian II
11-14-2005, 01:40
"Good for making your horse wood."Have mercy on a bloody foreigner, Papewaio. I have consulted six online dictionaries and not found anything with regard to horses 'wooding'...

wood
transitive
- 'To fuel with wood'
- 'To cover with trees; forest'
intransitive
'To gather or be supplied with wood'

Or maybe you could just fill in the blank for me please?

'You can take a horse to the ________, but you can't make it wood.'

:bow:
Papewaio
11-14-2005, 01:43
The horse used to get into Troy was made of Wood.

To get a wood... is a term for an erection.

:bow:
Adrian II
11-14-2005, 01:47
The horse used to get into Troy was made of Wood.

To get a wood... is a term for an erection.

:bow:Thanks! And so true...

'You can take a horse into the City of Troy, but you can't make it wood.'

~D
Mouzafphaerre
11-14-2005, 03:40
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Can't you? ~:eek: ~D
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Mikeus Caesar
11-14-2005, 17:26
This is typical....most topics in the Watchtower get about 10 replies at most. This one contains porn in the title and people are clamouring to post it.
Viking
11-14-2005, 19:53
Umm... where`s the porn??
Simetrical
11-14-2005, 19:54
~D

Well, if you were a senior member, you could receive free links to porn...
Distributed daily par PM. ~D~:eek: At TWC only the senior staff get to see the porn stashes!
edyzmedieval
11-14-2005, 22:29
~:eek: At TWC only the senior staff get to see the porn stashes!

That's your problem.... Try to be a Senior Staff. ~D
Grond
11-16-2005, 23:44
~:eek: At TWC only the senior staff get to see the porn stashes!

AHA! So that's the purpose of being a "senior .Org Illuminati member/senior staff/secret society member"- the benefit is porn. Here (on another thread) they were implying it was just a "bigger" mailbox. Oh, oh! Mailbox is a euphanism. I get it now.