Tell us how did you first meet your girlfriend/wife [Archive]

Kagemusha

11-15-2005, 12:25

When i met my ex- girlfriend, there was not very much conquering atleast from my part. I sat on a bar drinking beer and whisky. She walked behind me and tapped me on a shoulder.I turned around and she put an flower in my chest pocket ( which she told later that she and her girlfriends had looted from a public garden) and told here is a flower for you. Call that a suprise attack. I was caught ofguard there and after few seconds i got something like "thanks" out from my mouth. The rest is more or less history. All i can say that it was good four years of my life with her and we are still friends..~:)

English assassin

11-15-2005, 12:34

I was waiting at the gate of my college to walk down to a party at a friends house. (A group of us were going to walk down together). I was first there, and my future wife was second. The next person to arrive came running up and said, quick, lets go now without waiting for the rest, [boring person] is just behind me.

So instead of walking down in a big group I walked down with my future wife and one other person. I got the old Assassin mojo working and the rest is history.

80% of life is opportunity.

Byzantine Prince

11-15-2005, 14:48

I have not much to say about this. All the girls that have shown interest in me have been promptly told to bugger off. Yeah I'm bad with women. ~:mecry:

Divinus Arma

11-15-2005, 15:25

Knew this girl from high school as a freshman. Wasn't really a friend, just an acquiantance. I didn't really care for her company either. Plus, she was a late developer, so little interest there if you know what I mean...

Anyway, 5 years later (didn't see her or care about it since) a friend of mine invited me to go somewhere with him and her for his b-day. The two of them were friends and he had a crush on her, but she didn't have any interest in him. So I go out with them and she is just cold as ice to me. A real biatch. I was going to leave halfway through because she was so cold to me, I even told my friend "I hate her. I don't ever want to see her again. I'm outta here". She was that bad.

He convinced me to stay a little longer and we all ended up going back to my apartment. After a drink, she started to lighten up and become a human being. I still didn't care for her, but she was all grown up and looked pretty good. So we dropped my buddy off and went back to her place where we promptly engaged in...well... this is a family forum so I shall abstain.

Ended up getting married to her a couple years later. The jealous friend now hates us both, but who cares since he was a douchebag.

Been married five years now and she is the sweetest little thing you could ever know. 105 5'6", just a little helpless thing. I came to learn later that she treats all strangers like crap just as a default component of her personality. Which I find endearing and useful to her safety. Kinda like a turtle.~D

Plus she digs chicks. That's been fun. (hence my thread in the backroom)

English assassin

11-15-2005, 15:37

I have not much to say about this. All the girls that have shown interest in me have been promptly told to bugger off. Yeah I'm bad with women. ~:mecry:

Looking on the bright side you should be able to make some pretty major improvements in your technique quite easily...

Divinus Arma

11-15-2005, 15:46

Looking on the bright side you should be able to make some pretty major improvements in your technique quite easily...

Edited because it was construed by Byzantine Prince as an insult and he blew his moderator whistle.

When I was a eager teeny-bopper I couldn't get enough of any half-way attractive girl, whether they liked me or not! I used to pace my bedroom at night as a kid thinking how I would ask this girl or that girl out without looking like I complete doof. Ahhh, being a kid! No mortgage. No career. Just girls, video games, and the summer sun...

Which makes this post kind of irrelevant: This is not meant to be an insult, just an observation. They're far more understanding of that kind of thing in Canada anyway aren't they?

yesdachi

11-15-2005, 15:58

No mortgage. No career. Just girls, video games, and the summer sun...~:cheers:

As for how I conquered my wife. I was working as a busboy in a restaurant and my future wife came in with a friend, I shook my ass a little extra for them and she left her number on the table for me. I called her a while later and have been together ever since, that was 16 years ago. ~:cool:

Byzantine Prince

11-15-2005, 16:04

*sigh* Alright you got me Divinus. That is a very smart way to insult someone and making it seem like it's just a friendly inference.
Your post has been reported and you will soon be banned by BKS.

Templar Knight

11-15-2005, 16:29

Met mine in a nightclub, she came up and started chatting. I didnt think she would be interested so I went off and got a pint ~:) However my observations proved wrong as she phoned me up and asked me out a couple of days later. She done all the hard work ~:cheers:

lancelot

11-15-2005, 16:29

*sigh* Alright you got me Divinus. That is a very smart way to insult someone and making it seem like it's just a friendly inference.
Your post has been reported and you will soon be banned by BKS.

You infered it as an insult, thats your beef really...

He's probably just gay and lost. Ony a sexually-confused teen virgin would tell an interested girl to bugger off.

This doesnt strike me as an insult. If anything, it seems like an accurate description of what many/most teens can/do go through.

Tricon

11-15-2005, 16:42

I met my wife at a LARP (Live Action Role Playing- for you non geeks). I was a NPC Viking-Yarl, she a serving wench. She caught my eye imediately, but the story kept me from the inn for the entire three days (and demanded that I bedded a noblewoman - who to my delight took that literally).
Anyway, there was a camera crew there (films & art students), and they filmed the entire event. Great shots.. but the plot was unrecognizable, so the decided to have a major NPC narate the story. That turned out to be me.
Appearing at the LARP-organizers house (3 weeks later) it so happens that the serving wench is his sister. Not that it mattered to me, because I still had a thing with a certain noblewoman, and she (the wench) a jellous former boyfriend who behaved like... just that.
... Weeks pass. I had to stay in Berlin, Germany, for a couple of months. I had to return a week early because I strained my back and couldn't walk.
On the third day home, sometime around 10 pm, my dorbell rings and (cursing like a mine worker- because of the pain and the humbling bend over position I had to open the door with) I open, and the wench walks by me and leads me back to my bed (I kid you not). We talked for hours. Like the fool I am, I was doing everything in my power to convince her that I'm not a good guy to be around with (having still a certain noblewoman in mind). Well... Err.... She didn't listen.
When she left, she gave me a rather passionate kiss, to which I responded in kind. I still remember as the door closed that I was rather furious in an odd, pleased kind of way how this could have happened.
Anyway, within three weeks all of my defenses were shattered. Another couple of weeks and i was madly in love. After three months I knew we would get married one day. That was six years ago, we've been married for four-and I love her madly.
What's not to love about a fun loving gamer girl, who's also into metall?

So: Gamers, girls/women like that are definately out there, but they have to meet you in order to get to know you.

yesdachi

11-15-2005, 16:50

Anyway, there was a camera crew there, and they filmed the entire event.
How about that "bedded a noblewoman part"? He He~;)

English assassin

11-15-2005, 16:54

Well so far only me and DA actually seem to have had to make the running, everyone else has them falling into your pockets (even BP, although he then tells them to bugger off).

DAMN this club foot and hunchback.

master of the puppets

11-15-2005, 18:05

...girls hate me, i can be friends but since i have no senses for other peoples feelings until they punch me then i don't know what to do. it really makes me hate myself sometimes, hmmm mabey if i did'nt talk about killing so much, BUT I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO TALK ABOUT~:mecry:

English assassin

11-15-2005, 18:10

Its a curious thing, but whereas men tend to talk about actual things (I don't recommend killing though) girls tend to talk just to make noise while they are having emotions.

(I know this is an outrageous generalisation and apologies to all of you whose sisters are nuclear physicists, also to prole should she lurk this way.)

What I am saying is you don't actually need to have very much to talk about to talk to girls. The conversation isn't about exchanging facts its about seeing what you are like (hopefully, funny, that's always the winner.)

Proletariat

11-15-2005, 18:47

:chucks her earrings at EA:

That's really true. None of us care about the content of what you have to say. It's the way it's said that matters. Chemistry is what's important, that's why making us laugh is alot more effective than just agreeing with us on everything.

Blodrast

11-15-2005, 19:16

As some sort of Teaching Assistant / lecturer, I used to have this really obnoxious student - she was a very good student, but complaining about pretty much everything, even before the details of the assignment/quiz/exam/whatever were given.
She considered me mean and arrogant (I was not !).
She used to get really frustrated after verbal duels between the two of us...

We met on one Sunday, in school, and talked for hours and hours.
And the second day. And the third one.
Sadly enough, I had to leave the country after less than 2 weeks from our first meeting (it wasn't a date, honestly).
We kept in touch (and now _that's_ an understatement), and I gave up on whatever I was doing over there, and got back to her. We got married one year after I got back.
We've been married for more than three years now, but... she kinda left me.

Anyway, I ended up marrying my student (to be honest, she dated me, and she married me, not the other way around :) ).

ah_dut

11-15-2005, 19:41

Me? I always seem to send them up friend street as opposed to girlfriend street, it's rather terrible no? Oh well, there's always more girls ~D

Craterus

11-15-2005, 19:50

The only half-serious relationship I had was when I stole a friend's girlfriend. It was a lot of cheating on people.. and it's a long story.

Geoffrey S

11-15-2005, 20:12

I woke up in bed one morning and there they were! ~D

Seriously though, I met my most recent (now ex-) girlfriend at someone's party, they played at the same hockeyclub. It was fairly shortlived, but we're most certainly still on friendly terms.

Dâriûsh

11-15-2005, 20:19

I met my eventual girlfriend in what would be our equivalent of high school.

We were friends for years thereafter, so we ended up spending a lot of time together, and it eventually changed from friendship to, well, a relationship. Though I must admit that I did have a crush on her in high school. ~:)

GoreBag

11-15-2005, 20:36

That's really true. None of us care about the content of what you have to say. It's the way it's said that matters. Chemistry is what's important, that's why making us laugh is alot more effective than just agreeing with us on everything.

You got it. I find it works best to really mean to them, usually in front of your friends, but to say it in the most charming and warm way possible.

Well, I'm kind of seeing two people right now. The first, I met at a death metal concert. She seemed uninterested, but she was the prettiest thing in the room, so I kept on it. Turns out her knee was bothering her, putting her in a bad mood, and she was also just shy. I got in touch with her about two months later and things have been steadily improving week by week.

The other is my friend's ex. Like DA's story, I didn't even like her. She was prudish, moralistic and all-around a drag. One night, I was hanging out with some friends and I made a few beer-fueled, semi-vulgar comments to her via my friend's msn account, and...well, she's not so bad after all.

Tricon

11-15-2005, 20:47

How about that "bedded a noblewoman part"? He He~;)

Well, er. No. Not THAT event.

Big King Sanctaphrax

11-15-2005, 20:48

All of the women I know are really boring and vacuous. While I wouldn't say no to any of them if they turned up soaking wet at my door, I'm not the kind of person that happens to, and I'm not really prepared to make the effort to chase any of them, seeing as-as noted above-I find them rather dull.

It's something of a catch-22.

girls tend to talk just to make noise while they are having emotions.

This is true, and I find it immensely annoying. Perhaps that's my problem.

Tricon

11-15-2005, 20:54

Well so far only me and DA actually seem to have had to make the running, everyone else has them falling into your pockets

That's because I'm not talking about all the errors and all the times I made a total fool of myself.
->Trial and error.
It's the truth.

yesdachi

11-15-2005, 21:12

...girls tend to talk just to make noise while they are having emotions.
I have discovered a deflection technique that seems to work well. When it starts I listen for a while (so it seems I care) then throw in a sentence like “Oh, I bet your sister laughed at that. What you didn’t tell her?” then she picks up the phone and I play MTW.~D

Ianofsmeg16

11-15-2005, 21:33

Girlfriends? HAH! Fat as ****, ugly as sin and more sarcastic that TV quiz host on heat, although i make girls laugh ALOT, no-one seems to like me at all *cries then eats half his body weight in bacon*

Beirut

11-15-2005, 22:25

I always did my laundry on Sundays at the coffee shop/laundromat when this quiet, intelligent, very well-bodied brunette worked behind the counter. I would sit with my coffee and paper for an hour ten feet away from her while she read her book and my laundry laundered itself. Sometimes we spoke for a few minutes, but not very much.

A few years later she asked me to take her out for dinner.

Now we live together in a nice house with two kids.

Whoduhthinkit.

edyzmedieval

11-15-2005, 22:48

Strike For The South

11-15-2005, 23:28

Plus she digs chicks. That's been fun. (hence my thread in the backroom)

~:eek: ~:grouphug: ~:cheers:

Tribesman

11-15-2005, 23:36

I met my wife at a divorce party .

Alexanderofmacedon

11-15-2005, 23:40

I've had my eye on this girl in my class. I'm a freshman and there is a freshman cheerleader that sits behind me. I wouldn't say I'm popular, but I am not bad. I have popular friends. She knows me and we're alright friends, but we really haven't kicked it off yet. She's a little...underdeveloped...if you know what I mean, but she's really cool. I don't think I'll ask her out too soon, but I think I will. She's smart and...well a cheerleader. Unfortunetly she thinks my music is VERY un-christian. She's a pretty religious person and I have been to church maybe twice in my life...

I don't know, I really like her. If I was marrying age I probably would go for her. Either way I still will...

...sorry...lol...~:rolleyes:

edyzmedieval

11-15-2005, 23:44

I met my wife at a divorce party .

This has to be the most original dating place.... ~D

@Alexander

Why lol?! If she looks good and she's intelligent, go for her. ~:)
Good luck. ~:cheers:

Alexanderofmacedon

11-15-2005, 23:48

"lol" because I just told some guys on a forum that story...eh, you're family right?~:)

And yes, I sure as hell will fight to the death for her...:duel:

SwordsMaster

11-15-2005, 23:55

Ok, here is my dirty laundry (pun intended Beirut ~;) )

Basically I was working in this hotel, carrying people's luggage, doing some maintenance, and entertaining good loking ladies (which is technically irrelevant to the story)

And she was one of the guests, an american student coming to Dublin for summer for 6 weeks (that was the extent of our relationship).

And I helped her with her luggage, gave her my best smile, and kept working away, and for two weeks we kinda kept bumping into each other everywhere.

On week 2 she asked me if I wanted to join her for a pint. That night was ended at her place, and the rest, as they say, is stuff of legend.

Dagobert II

11-16-2005, 00:03

Hey All;

I met my wife at work. We were working at the front end of a restaurant. (I was in management, and she was hired on as a hostess.)
As it turned out, I was delegated having to train her, so off we went
getting to chat. It was tough since she's attractive and Korean, which
was a double whammy for me. so I had to quit that dead end job for a
new opportunity.

That night, we went out for drinks and Penne a la vodka,
and somehow ended up in Seattle with a 6 year old son...

:bow:

Divinus Arma

11-16-2005, 00:11

I am going to revise this as a second post here:

Plus she digs chicks. That's been fun. (hence my thread in the backroom)

Now that I reflect on it seriously... it has only been mildly fun a few times, very fun once, and a huge pain in the ass much of the rest of the time.

I would say it was especially more unnerving in the early part of our relationship.

It's actually kind of difficult to explain. Sorry to be a party pooper, but I might as well be honest.

And BTW, all of you who like fake jugs are insane or inexperienced. I prefer smaller elasticity au natural over giant rock-hard bags any day of the week.

Totally unrelated, but I thought I would throw that out there anyhow.

Tribesman

11-16-2005, 00:28

This has to be the most original dating place....
The thing was Edzy , I went to the party with the intention of doing one of the ladies who was celebrating their parents divorce .
You just never know whats going to happen .

Papewaio

11-16-2005, 00:35

I was trying to get healthy so I had changed my eating habits from Korean Spicy Chicken… imagine chicken nuggets drowning in a think hot sugar syrup… to something a little lighter on the calories… so I was eating more Sushi at the food hall and I noticed a particularly attractive waitress… after awhile I would stall picking my food until she was ready to take my order … after a few weeks I asked her out for a movie and coffee… she declined saying that she had exams… I thought that was a nice way of saying “get lost”… next week I am thinking should I bother going back for Sushi and be embarrassed or go somewhere else, she asks if I would like to go to a Japanese puppet play and the rest is history.

BTW I answered no to a bisexual woman being hot. I believe that the foundations of love are trust and respect. I would find it very difficult to trust someone whom I felt could not be satisfied by just myself.

Divinus Arma

11-16-2005, 00:45

BTW I answered no to a bisexual woman being hot. I believe that the foundations of love are trust and respect. I would find it very difficult to trust someone whom I felt could not be satisfied by just myself.

I don't know why I feel like discussing this.

You are right. Love and trust are the foundations of a long-lasting happy relationship. Agreed 200%. That's why it was kind of tough at times in the first two years. We even almost got divorced. I was convinced that she couldn't decide which she liked more. Of course, I was wrong. She had her mind made up. So I was the fool.

But it all worked out. And we still throw around crazy ideas for fun. I just don't know if we are as eager to act upon reckless ideas as we were before.

So anyway. I recommend that you sexually confused individuals come to terms with yourself quickly without allowing it to destroy you later in life. Just accept what you feel and don't worry about social mores. They are pretty open about that kind of thing in Canada, aren't they?

I like this thread in the front room, so I am going to stop at that.

Beirut

11-16-2005, 01:30

They are pretty open about that kind of thing in Canada, aren't they?

Not bloody likely I'm horribly sad to say.

I bring up the subject of... having interesting third parties involved all the time and it' ain't going nowhere. I told her I'm very liberal on the issue and if she wants one of her friends to visit, then by all means I support her decision. :yes: She looks at me like there isn't a rock slimy enough for the likes of me to crawl back under.

And never, ever, at a tender moment ask; "Can I call you (insert her sister's name here)?" She hit me so hard I thought I would wake up in the next room. :stars:

Shaka_Khan

11-16-2005, 01:46

*sigh* Alright you got me Divinus. That is a very smart way to insult someone and making it seem like it's just a friendly inference.
Your post has been reported and you will soon be banned by BKS.
Drumroll!

Its a curious thing, but whereas men tend to talk about actual things (I don't recommend killing though) girls tend to talk just to make noise while they are having emotions...
Spammers?

...And BTW, all of you who like fake jugs are insane or inexperienced. I prefer smaller elasticity au natural over giant rock-hard bags any day of the week.

Totally unrelated, but I thought I would throw that out there anyhow.
~:confused: Please elaborate.

Divinus Arma

11-16-2005, 01:46

Not bloody likely I'm horribly sad to say.

I bring up the subject of... having interesting third parties involved all the time and it' ain't going nowhere. I told her I'm very liberal on the issue and if she wants one of her friends to visit, then by all means I support her decision. :yes: She looks at me like there isn't a rock slimy enough for the likes of me to crawl back under.

And never, ever, at a tender moment ask; "Can I call you (insert her sister's name here)?" She hit me so hard I thought I would wake up in the next room. :stars:

If they aren't naturally curious or into it already, then kiss your dreams goodbye. But again, it's actually disruptive in the beginning of the relationship when you are trying to form those life-long obstacle-surmounting bonds. I am very much a believer in marriage, despite the often sideways direction my eyeballs take.

Tricon

11-16-2005, 01:47

I know what you man Divinus.
Bisexuality in a partner is definately not as much fun as porn has you believe. If you and your partner have no intention of getting emotionally tied togethter it's fun. But if feeling get's involved, it's more than tough.

I, for one, am glad that my wife is not bi.

Tricon

11-16-2005, 01:51

She's a little...underdeveloped...if you know what I mean, but she's really cool.:
No. I don't. What do you mean?

Divinus Arma

11-16-2005, 01:59

Please elaborate.

The day that you attempt to intimately enjoy a pair of massive fakies is the day that you will remember the name Divinus Arma. As you attempt your normal routine of, erm, uh, "manipulation"~D , you will realize that said manipulation is not possible.

They look very nice, but are distractingly firm. Of course, this is Saline I am talking about. It's basically a very full bag of saltwater.

I hear silicone is much closer to the real thing, but it is dangerous. I believe that silicone is banned in the United States.

Tell you what... go get a plastic ziploc sandwich bag and fill it with water as much as possible. I mean as MUCH as possible. Now zip it, and wrap the whole thing 50 times over with scotch tape; to the point where the bag won't burst if you squeeze it. Now, imagine that firmness with human skin on the outside. Blah. or Gah.

The jiggliness is more valuable then you may ever realize. I prefer 'A' cup real ones to 'd' cup fakies any day of the week and twice on sunday.

Alexanderofmacedon

11-16-2005, 03:28

No. I don't. What do you mean?

Her...chest area...

solypsist

11-16-2005, 03:47

MS paint meets my two most common scenarios:

https://img158.imageshack.us/img158/725/solydate12ur.jpg

https://img158.imageshack.us/img158/9999/solydate21eg.jpg

lars573

11-16-2005, 04:22

So I take it that you, a stick figure man, use your stick figure camera to bed stick figure models, yes? Or you, a stick figure man, use your photos of white paper to strike up conversations with female stick figure art snobs at a gallery?

Reverend Joe

11-16-2005, 04:39

And BTW, all of you who like fake jugs are insane or inexperienced. I prefer smaller elasticity au natural over giant rock-hard bags any day of the week.

Totally unrelated, but I thought I would throw that out there anyhow.
I am with you all the way, my good man. :bow:

GoreBag

11-16-2005, 07:57

I'm going to have to stick up for both-way-swinging girls. I prefer to have my romantic relationships strong enough to endure activity beyond the norm. If it's really that difficult to work out, then she's not right for me anyway. Not to say I only see bi chicks...

I hope someone understood this.

English assassin

11-16-2005, 12:22

I met my wife at a divorce party .

LoL. So, there really is NOTHING that isn't an excuse for a party in Ireland...

Reminds me of the old joke, what's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? (One less pint of Guinness)

edyzmedieval

11-16-2005, 20:14

LoL. So, there really is NOTHING that isn't an excuse for a party in Ireland...

Reminds me of the old joke, what's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? (One less pint of Guinness)

What's the difference?! ~D

Tribesman

11-16-2005, 20:54

LoL. So, there really is NOTHING that isn't an excuse for a party in Ireland...

My wife is English and the party was in Britain . Divorce was still no-go in Ireland back then anyhow .

what's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
you don't have to give a present at the funeral~;)

Lemur

11-17-2005, 06:06

Well, so far Soly's has been the most descriptive. Let's hear it for MS Paint!

Here's the true story of how the Lemur met his wife:

I've never had any skill at meeting women cold. Everyone I've ever dated has been a friend of a friend, a co-worker, something along those lines. As a buddy once told me, "Man, I just don't have that deep well of trust and respect that you use up on one-night stands."

Anyway, I was an editor at a magazine. The mag reserved a bar for a party, and nobody else was allowed in. I figured everybody knew me, even if I didn't know them. There were advertising people, circulation people, folks whom I had never met in the flesh. I got very drunk. Another editor and I were talking like drunken fools, and we decided that we needed to be slapped by a beautiful woman that night. Anything less would be unforgivable.

I noticed a very beautiful blonde at the bar. But of course! I walked up to her, declared, "My aim tonight is to be slapped by a beautiful woman," and kissed her deeply. Instead of slapping me, she laughed. We started talking. When her friends wanted to leave, she took off, but I was unworried. Somebody would know which department she worked in, and I'd hook up during the week.

I called the other editors. Nobody knew her. I called the head of P.R. He knew of no hot blonde in his department. I called up the slick, evil man who ran advertising. Nope. The only blonde in his department was 50 years old. As it turns out, the blonde and her friends had been admitted to the party by mistake. None of them had anything to do with the magazine. Nobody knew who the woman was. I had no way of contacting her.

Moreover, I had just kissed a random stranger in a bar. Not a friend of a friend, not a co-worker, not a cub reporter. I was mortified.

24 hours later she called me. Apparently I had given her my number. We started dating. Finally:

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/CakeCut.jpg

doc_bean

11-17-2005, 12:26

I worked the student bar with her brother 2 years ago, she used to hang out there quite a bit during the day, especially when I was around. We became friends after a while, but everyone around us was pushing us to go for more (and that were a lot of people, 50-100 I think). I really didn't feel like caving in to the pressure so we remained friends, she did make a few attempts at pulling me in, but I kept resisting (I know, foolish) until one day, while drunk, I finally gave in. We've been together for over a year and a half now.

God bless alcohol ! ~:cheers:

GoreBag

11-17-2005, 20:28

God bless alcohol ! ~:cheers:

Hooray!

VAE VICTUS

11-17-2005, 21:14

well i didnt have any luck until i was 18,then boom i dropped about a hundred pounds,and was stilla about 298(im 6'5 so it evens out)so now i have 2 on the string.girls like a XXL.its amazing.
but its really your personality.if a girl is cold,warm er up.(i mean that in the mos polite and civil:knuddel: way possible)talk to her,haha i give mine history lectures,but it really depends on small talk,just talk to 'em.my problem is that im a big guy,you know 6'5 280-95 and usually the girl is scared to talk to me.but im just an oversized powerlifting teddybear...im a lean mean love machine that likes to be held,mmmmmm,brrrrr mama hes a XXL!(country song)
:spammer: :gah:

Alexanderofmacedon

11-17-2005, 23:15

Correct!:gah: ~;)

Geoffrey S

11-18-2005, 16:12

But of course! I walked up to her, declared, "My aim tonight is to be slapped by a beautiful woman," and kissed her deeply.
Most excellent! ~:cool:
I'll have to try that sometime.

BDC

11-18-2005, 17:03

Eyes met across a crowded... field.

But other than that it was perfect. Although sometimes I wish I had spoken to her mate first, the one with the huge mansion etc...

frogbeastegg

11-18-2005, 18:39

I was at the bus station, waiting for the bus which runs from my city to the one my university was in, 20 minutes away. This rather normal looking man asked me what time the bus was due. He was stood next to the time table. Thinking he was a blind, illiterate idiot I told him it should be another ten minutes, and hoped he would now Go Away.

He didn't. He kept talking to me, hesitantly at first, but gradually with more (annoying!) confidence, asking questions about what I liked and so on. Wishing he would die I answered as briefly as could be polite. I'm a polite frog, you see, so I couldn't just tell him to clear off.

The bus arrived. He asked if he could sit next to me. I couldn't think of a polite way to say no. He talked the entire trip, asking questions. I ended up maknig half my answers up; I recall bluffing my way through a bit on contemporary film, and saying I like orange juice, when I don't.

When I said my stop was approaching he asked for my number. I have no idea why I gave it. I've never given it away before or since.

Three years on and he is still my pet male thing :tongueg:

Tricon

11-18-2005, 18:55

Insistent bugger, wasn't he? Hat's of to him.
When I look back, the only times I could have been that forward, was when I was hurt, and convinced that all women are evil.(The logic being that I might as well enjoy myself and get on others nerve for a change...)

Lemur

11-19-2005, 04:55

Most excellent! ~:cool:
I'll have to try that sometime.
Careful if you do -- I've never used that line before or since, so it may have been a one-shot thing. Like I tried to make clear, the entire evening was one giant misunderstanding from start to finish. Maybe that's why it all worked out. Dunno.

Strike For The South

11-19-2005, 05:05

Lemur I think youre just that good~:cheers:

Lemur

11-19-2005, 05:49

Well, if I'm really that good it's all wasted now. Once you're married, there's no point to being a sexual pick-up god. In fact, being a FILF does nothing but cause problems. I try to be very careful to not send out any flirtatious or "open for bizness" signals to members of the opposite sex. I really, really don't want to end up as a divorcee.

So Strike for the South, take up my fallen mantle, and cry havoc! You are young, and the oyster is your world. Wait, switch that ...