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Papewaio

11-16-2005, 23:09

Rugby fan can't explain self-mutilation (http://www.smh.com.au/news/breaking-news/rugby-fan-cant-explain-cutting-out-testicles/2005/11/16/1132016820398.html)

A rugby fan who cut out his testicles with wire cutters to mark a Wales victory is at a loss to explain why he did it.

Geoffrey Huish, 31, performed the impromptu self-surgery in February when his beloved Wales beat world champions England.

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"I'd told my pal Gethin Probert before the game that Wales didn't stand a chance," Mr Huish told The Sun.

"It wasn't a bet but I said I'd cut my b*lls off if we won.

Well some people take their promises seriously. Question is would you trust him?

Reverend Joe

11-16-2005, 23:13

Poor bastard... :embarassed:

But it does prove Darwin- if you're dumb enough to cut off your balls, you should not pass on your seed. ~;p

Big King Sanctaphrax

11-16-2005, 23:16

There were threads on it when it happened. Still makes me wince.

What would drive someone to cut off his own gear?

Watchman

11-16-2005, 23:18

Generous amounts of alcohol ? ~:cheers:

Kaiser of Arabia

11-16-2005, 23:22

Mr Huish continues to see a psychiatrist.
~D ~D ~D

That made me laugh so hard, how it was randomly injected in there.

ichi

11-17-2005, 00:33

"So I started hacking away at my tackle.

"It took about 10 minutes and there was quite a bit of pain but I just kept going.

"The cutters were blunt so I had to keep snipping."

Words I just don't think I could bring myself to speak

After picking his testicles from the toilet bowl, he went to the social club.

But hey, who HASN'T done that?

ichi:bow:

Watchman

11-17-2005, 00:42

Now that takes some balls.

I can see how he might have some trouble explaining the whole escapade, tho'.

Alexanderofmacedon

11-17-2005, 23:54

I don't know. I'd probably rather kill myself than do that...

Good luck to that guy and he must be the most honorable person I know.:bow:

ShadesPanther

11-18-2005, 17:51

Darwin award winner for sure

LeftEyeNine

11-18-2005, 18:00

If every country had such figures in power, human kind would already have reached a High Elf society.

However I can not think of a history writing that :

"Caesar had told me that he'd cut off his balls if that Nubian gladiator didn't win. He did not hold his promise and we did it - a bit further..Should have used a smaller dagger for an accurate surgery"

Brutus

And the famous quote of Caesar :

" No, Brutus! Not that far! AGH ! "

Caesar