Movie Quotes [Archive]

littlelostboy

11-22-2005, 23:44

Okay, this is a game, a very simple game. All you have to do is to guess where the quote came from which movie. That's all, don't have to name the characters or the actors, just where the quote came from which movie. When somebody gets it right, that somebody have to post a quote and then everyone have to guess until someone get it right and that someone will then post a new quote and so on...

Okay, here is the first one:

"All the same, I go with her. I won't ask you to fight my war. "

master of the puppets

11-23-2005, 04:08

"All the same, I go with her. I won't ask you to fight my war. "
...was it troy?

Togakure

11-23-2005, 04:32

Well, I hope the guess of "Troy" was correct on the first one. Here's mine (it's easy, but I didn't read the instructions and just wrote a favorite; then I read the first post while previewing, and realized the name of the game ... ~;p ).

"Chumani tutanka owachi!
Chumani tutanka owachi!!
I am Wind-in-his-Hair!
Do you see, that I am your friend?!
DO YOU SEE?! THAT I AM YOUR FRIEND?!!"

(or something to that effect, anyway; you get the point)

That one chokes me up every time--so damn powerful to me. I wish I still had a friend like that.

master of the puppets

11-23-2005, 04:41

i am the shadow on the moon at night filling youir dreams to the brim with fright.

ichi

11-23-2005, 04:53

Soulforged

11-23-2005, 05:06

"Chumani tutanka owachi!
Chumani tutanka owachi!!
I am Wind-in-his-Hair!
Do you see, that I am your friend?!
DO YOU SEE?! THAT I AM YOUR FRIEND?!!"
That's also a narrated part of a Nightwish song.
"Now you'll apreciate life" *door closing and locking* This one is hard...

Strike For The South

11-23-2005, 06:10

Leon Soulbaby

"The snocheberries taste like snocheberries"

TonkaToys

11-23-2005, 09:39

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (original, haven't seen latest so it might be in there too?)

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The first is never get involved in a land war in Asia. The second, only slightly less well known, is this: never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha" -- Speaker stops abrubtly and falls over, dead.

Somebody Else

11-23-2005, 10:30

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The first is never get involved in a land war in Asia. The second, only slightly less well known, is this: never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha" -- Speaker stops abrubtly and falls over, dead.

Princess Bride!

Um...

~:cool: Dodge this! ~:cool:

doc_bean

11-23-2005, 11:11

~:cool: Dodge this! ~:cool:

The Matrix ?

We are the knights who say Ni !

miho

11-23-2005, 12:01

We are the knights who say Ni !
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"I'll give him an offer he can't refuse."

Lazul

11-23-2005, 12:06

Godfather right?

***

"Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
"Be quiet!"
"Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!"
"Shut up!"
"I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"

littlelostboy

11-23-2005, 13:03

...was it troy?

yes! well done! erm, btw, master of puppets should be the one to give a quote as he won the first one.

dgfred

11-23-2005, 15:40

"Maybe pokers not your game Ike, I know, maybe we should have a
spelling contest" ~:cool: from one of my very favorites.

sorry about it not being my turn though

master of the puppets

11-23-2005, 15:42

"Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
"Be quiet!"
"Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!"
"Shut up!"
"I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"

monty python and the holy grail.

my quote: I"M SPARTACUS

Tricon

11-23-2005, 16:24

er .. "Spartacus" with Kirk Douglass?

"chicks cannot hold in smoke, that's what it is..."

Strike For The South

11-23-2005, 18:16

the breakfest club

"Losers Losers whine about there best winners winners go home and Fu*k the prom queen

yesdachi

11-23-2005, 18:23

"Maybe pokers not your game Ike, I know, maybe we should have a
spelling contest" ~:cool: from one of my very favorites.

sorry about it not being my turn though
Doc Holiday – Tombstone. One of my favorites too!~D

How bout this one…
“Are you gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?”

or this one…
“You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me??

yesdachi

11-23-2005, 18:28

the breakfest club

"Losers Losers whine about there best winners winners go home and Fu*k the prom queen
Sean Connery from the Rock!~:cheers:

heres one...
"You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's a$$, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it? "

Strike For The South

11-23-2005, 18:29

tommy boy

"its good to be the king"

King Ragnar

11-23-2005, 18:38

Robin Hood Men In tights- Mel Brooks

Kekvit Irae

11-23-2005, 18:41

Robin Hood Men In tights- Mel Brooks

Originally History of the World Part I, which came before MiT.

Tricon

11-23-2005, 18:47

Bang! "If you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

Kongamato

11-23-2005, 19:21

Tuco Ramirez, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

"They are gynecological instruments for operating on mutated women!"

Ianofsmeg16

11-23-2005, 20:23

"You didnt see anything...."

King Ragnar

11-23-2005, 21:22

Originally History of the World Part I, which came before MiT.
Is it King Louis who says that in the film, i have seen both, but King Richard in MIT just sprung to mind first.

dgfred

11-23-2005, 21:30

Doc Holiday – Tombstone. One of my favorites too!~D

How bout this one…
“Are you gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?”

or this one…
“You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me??

You are my 'daisy' :flowers: ~;)

'Tell 'em I'm coming, and hells coming with me'

'Say when' ~:cool:

'Poor soul, the stress was too much for him to bear'

'Johnny Tyler, where ya going with that shotgun?'

'Why thats just my game, I'm your huckleberry'

I could go on and on.......~:smoking:

yesdachi

11-23-2005, 21:41

I could go on and on.......~:smoking:
i like this one too!~:cool:
It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.

dgfred

11-23-2005, 22:00

i like this one too!~:cool:
It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.

me too, me too ~:cheers: Doc is 'The Man' ~:cool:

Although Ike makes you hate him, how about:

Ike- 'What's wrong with him?'
Bartender- 'Lunger'
Ike- 'Oh yeah, hope ya die'

The entire movie is awesome to me.

miho

11-23-2005, 22:32

"Always look on the bright side of life"

and

"Do you feel lucky punk?"

Uesugi Kenshin

11-23-2005, 22:54

The first one is from the Life of Brian. The second is from Dirty Harry iirc, but I could be wrong.

miho

11-23-2005, 23:01

You got them both right.

"Here's Johnny!"

yesdachi

11-24-2005, 04:41

"Here's Jonny!"
Jack Nicholson - The Shining?

"All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps! "

Lemur

11-24-2005, 04:54

"All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps! "
Aliens! A masterpiece, that film. I've been known to shout those very words in the morning at work. Try this on for size:

"Never drive faster than you can see, and anyway it's all in the reflexes."

yesdachi

11-24-2005, 05:43

Aliens! A masterpiece, that film. I've been known to shout those very words in the morning at work.
Me too, but I usually replace Marines with whatever job I have. ~D

I don’t know your quote.

Efrem

11-24-2005, 06:55

"I have shed my tears for brhom but my heart isn't broken, do you think me wicked?"

ichi

11-24-2005, 09:06

Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs

So far nobody got this one (it's spoken from inside an air conditioning duct)

ichi:bow:

TonkaToys

11-24-2005, 09:40

So far nobody got this one (it's spoken from inside an air conditioning duct)

ichi:bow:
Bruce Willis, Die Hard, Nakatomi Tower, heavily laden with sarcasm.

I don't recognise LemurMania's though.

Shaka_Khan

11-24-2005, 09:43

Brazil?

Try this one:

We have pictures of you so-called mooners. And just because the pictures aren't of your faces doesn't mean we can't identify you. At this very moment those pictures are on their way to Washington where the FBI has experts in this type of identification. If you turn yourselves in now, you may escape a Federal charge.

miho

11-24-2005, 11:48

It's from Grease.

For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts. This you can trust.[Points to sword]

The Blind King of Bohemia

11-24-2005, 12:27

Lemur's quote is big trouble in little china i think.

The next quote is one from one of my fav films. Anyone have any idea what this is from?

"If you die first, I am definitely going to eat you, but the question is, if I die, what are you going to do? Bon appétit... Eat or die."

ArcticSonata

11-24-2005, 21:15

The Blind King of Bohemia

11-24-2005, 21:23

Thats Patriot games isn't it?

The film my quote was from is Ravenous, a great film, good haunting soundtrack and great actors especially Robert Carysle performance

ArcticSonata

11-24-2005, 21:26

Thats Patriot games isn't it?

The film my quote was from is Ravenous, a great film, good haunting soundtrack and great actors especially Robert Carysle performance

Yep Patriot Games

I guessed Canibal holocaust since it was on your list, and I really had no clue other wise.

Sasaki Kojiro

11-24-2005, 21:53

Lemur

11-25-2005, 04:28

"Last week, Japanese scientists placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally."
Gotta love Napoleon Dynamite. And yes, my earlier quote was from Big Trouble in Little China, a silly film with a few good quotes. Here's one for the home team:

"Be still my dog of war. I understand your pain. We've all lost someone we love. But we do it my way! We do it my way. Fear is our ally. The gasoline will be ours. Then you shall have your revenge."

Strike For The South

11-25-2005, 04:49

mad max 2

"and this one time at band camp"

Shaka_Khan

11-25-2005, 06:29

"and this one time at band camp"
American Pie 2?

"Poor little maroon. So trusting. So naive."

Soulforged

11-25-2005, 06:47

American Pie 2?
No I think it's the first. I could swear that I've that quote of yours but...

This one is easy: "You were the chosen one. You were suppose to bring balance..."

The other quote I posted was from "Saw", great movie (with Danny Glover).

Kaiser of Arabia

11-25-2005, 06:55

Star Wars, Ep III.

Here's one that is easy.

What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing! How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.

Strike For The South

11-25-2005, 06:58

Anchorman

"we cornerd the injuns in a shed and set them on fire. Under the shed there was some taters and the grease that ran off them injuns cooked the taters and we ate them. Not something that im proud of but we did."

Kaiser of Arabia

11-25-2005, 07:22

The Patriot

They say in Germany when you die as a soldier you are honored. That's something, isn't it? Siberia? Not for me. I'm cold enough.

Strike For The South

11-25-2005, 07:24

The Patriot

They say in Germany when you die as a soldier you are honored. That's something, isn't it? Siberia? Not for me. I'm cold enough.

no THE ALAMO twas Davy Crockett

Enemy at the Gates

Lemur

11-25-2005, 07:35

Just to keep that ball rolling:

"Mom? If you were in a German 'scheisse' video, you ... you'd tell me, right?"

Strike For The South

11-25-2005, 07:40

south park

"This is the worst thing you have ever done."
"You so that so many times its lost all meaning"

Lemur

11-25-2005, 07:48

You're cheating -- that's a Simpsons quote, I think. Back atcha:

"Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love -- they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

Quid

11-25-2005, 08:00

"Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love -- they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

Harry Lime in 'The third man'

'Two minutes ahead of schedule; damn I'm good!'

Quid

Shaka_Khan

11-25-2005, 08:18

"Poor little maroon. So trusting. So naive."
Bugs Bunny Rides Again

Try this:

A friend of mine went to buy some long underwear. The shopkeeper asked him, "How long do you want it?" And my friend said, "From about September to March".

GoreBag

11-25-2005, 09:45

For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts. This you can trust.[Points to sword]

Conan the Barbarian.

This is from a movie I just saw tonight:
"Just incase we get killed, I wanted to tell you that you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man."
"(with a nod) Thank you."

Quid

11-25-2005, 11:43

Try this:A friend of mine went to buy some long underwear. The shopkeeper asked him, "How long do you want it?" And my friend said, "From about September to March".

Uncle Albert in 'Mary Poppins'

Sorry, have no quotes at the moment...

Quid

Quid

11-25-2005, 11:47

This is from a movie I just saw tonight:
"Just incase we get killed, I wanted to tell you that you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man."
"(with a nod) Thank you."

'Face off'

Quid

Prodigal

11-25-2005, 14:21

"For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts. This you can trust.[Points to sword] "

That's got to be Highlander hasn't it? Sean Connery

How about...

"Are you MAD the alliaaance"

also from the same film

"Looking at that cakes like looking at the future, until you've tasted it what can you know, & then of course its too late"

Shaka_Khan

11-25-2005, 16:51

You people have such good memory.
I made some trick questions and yet you got them. ~:eek:

The Blind King of Bohemia

11-25-2005, 22:42

'Two minutes ahead of schedule; damn I'm good!'

I believe that is tommy lee jones from Under Siege

Anyone have any clue what this lines from?

"By the way... you have to *ask* for absolution to be forgiven ... asshole"

Prod are those lines from excalibur?

Kaiser of Arabia

11-26-2005, 04:23

no THE ALAMO twas Davy Crockett

Enemy at the Gates
1. Oh, there's a very similar quote in the Patriot.

2. No. Stalingrad (1993)

Quid

11-26-2005, 08:51

I believe that is tommy lee jones from Under Siege

Correct.

Anyone have any clue what this lines from?

"By the way... you have to *ask* for absolution to be forgiven ... asshole"

John Constantine in 'Constantine'

Quid

miho

11-26-2005, 12:16

"For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts. This you can trust.[Points to sword] "

That's got to be Highlander hasn't it? Sean Connery
It's been answered before. It's Conan the Barbarian.

My name is Connor McLeod of the clan McLeod and I cannot be killed.

This one is probably the easiest.

The Blind King of Bohemia

11-26-2005, 15:10

You think you can force me out, priest? Try....I dare you

miho

11-26-2005, 18:00

You think you can force me out, priest? Try....I dare you

The Exorcist.

The Blind King of Bohemia

11-26-2005, 20:14

No its not that exorcism film mate~D

miho

11-26-2005, 22:07

No its not that exorcism film mate~D
It's this one then The Exorcism of Emily Rose.

The Blind King of Bohemia

11-26-2005, 22:33

That is right my friend

miho

11-26-2005, 22:51

I've kinda seen your thread so that's how I figured it out.

ichi

11-27-2005, 07:44

to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.

InsaneApache

11-27-2005, 08:56

to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.

Sir Alex Ferguson talking to Arsene Wenger? ~:joker:

Beirut

11-27-2005, 11:04

to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Never mess with a Trekkie. :knight:

- "You're a clown _________."

- "Well, we can't all be lion tamers."

Strike For The South

11-27-2005, 11:43

go down

Strike For The South

11-27-2005, 11:46

Lawerence of Arabia

"God gave unto thee these 15 15 *crash*oy 10 10 commandments "

miho

11-27-2005, 11:59

Lawerence of Arabia

"God gave unto thee these 15 15 *crash*oy 10 10 commandments "
It is so familiar but I can't remember the name of the film.

The Blind King of Bohemia

11-27-2005, 12:00

to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.

Ichi, was that quote also from the great Moby Dick?

R'as al Ghul

11-27-2005, 12:21

Phil: Do you ever have deja vu Mrs. Lancaster?
Mrs. Lancaster: I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen.

Since BKS solved Moby Dick and didn't provide a new one..
~:cheers:

Beirut

11-27-2005, 12:53

Lawerence of Arabia

"God gave unto thee these 15 15 *crash*oy 10 10 commandments "

Mel Brooks - The History of the World.

- "Can I ask you a personal question, a really personal question? It really stinks down here. How often do your guys down here take a bath?"

The Blind King of Bohemia

11-27-2005, 14:36

Ok i leave one for all from a great film:

"Hey remember me, Benny Blanco from the Bronx?"

Ianofsmeg16

11-27-2005, 19:29

hhmmmmmm BKS i have no idea...

so i say....

"The only decent impression you can do is a man with no talent" (from a well known british t.v. series)

The Blind King of Bohemia

11-27-2005, 19:46

I believe Ian that is Blackadder goes forth~:cheers:

Gawain of Orkeny

11-27-2005, 19:50

"Hey remember me, Benny Blanco from the Bronx?"
Normally I would have killed him . Carlitos Way

The Blind King of Bohemia

11-27-2005, 19:59

Right on the button mate

Reverend Joe

11-28-2005, 03:56

Normally, I would never but in on a game like this, but since Gawain didn't post another quote (He'll probably get this one too, anyway..)

"Parading without a permit- you gotta be kidding! I mean, do you know who this is, man? This is Captain America- I'm Billy! We're headliners, baby!"

My favorite line from one of my favorite movies.

Gawain of Orkeny

11-28-2005, 04:00

Couldnt be from Easy Rider could it?

If Im right try this one.

Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"

Reverend Joe

11-28-2005, 04:17

Yeah, it's Easy Rider- and yours is "Treasure of the Sierra Madre". But that was a lucky one for me... I am not one to remember a lot of quotes.

Okay...

"Well, when I see a naked man chasing a woman down an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross."

Lemur

11-28-2005, 05:20

I believe you're quoting the immortal Dirty Harry.

Here's one everybody will get:

"Listen up you primitive screwheads -- this is my boomstick!"

Shaka_Khan

11-28-2005, 05:50

Army of Darkness

Try this:

"The itsy-bitsy spider crawled up the water spout; down came the rain and washed the spider out."

Gawain of Orkeny

11-28-2005, 07:16

Could it be Arachnophobia ?

Have you ever tried to persuade him that he wasn't Teddy Roosevelt?

Oh, no.

Oh, he's so happy being Teddy Roosevelt.

Oh... Do you remember, Martha, once, a long time ago, we thought if he'd be George Washington, it would be a change for him, and we suggested it.

And do you know what happened? He just stayed under his bed for days and wouldn't be anybody.

Lemur

11-28-2005, 08:52

Arsenic and Old Lace.

Man: "Well whadaya say girls? Are we all gonna get married?"
Woman: "All of us? But that's bigamy!"
Man: "Yes and it's big of me too. It'll be big of us!"

The Blind King of Bohemia

11-28-2005, 13:09

A line like that is definetly Groucho but the film eludes me

Prodigal

11-28-2005, 14:12

Prod are those lines from excalibur?
Got it, the "Are you mad one..." is only two lines that the actor has, & for some reason he seems to scream both of them.

Ooook how about

"I think that the problem *may* have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being *crushed* by a *dwarf*. Alright?"

Same film

"You can't really dust for vomit."

Tricon

11-28-2005, 15:20

"This is Spinal Tap" - Hey I was gonna do the infamous "Hello Cleveland" next, but that's ... well no fun now.

How abou an easy one:

"Father! The Sleeper has awakened!"

The Blind King of Bohemia

11-28-2005, 16:50

I think Tri's one is dune.

I'll leave one for you:

"That house is not fit to live in. No one's been able to live in it. It doesn't want people"

Reverend Joe

11-28-2005, 17:34

Arsenic and Old Lace.

Man: "Well whadaya say girls? Are we all gonna get married?"
Woman: "All of us? But that's bigamy!"
Man: "Yes and it's big of me too. It'll be big of us!"

"ANIMAL CRACKERS"! I love that movie!

Next quote:
"I think I know your face."
"I give up. Whose is it?"

Upxl

11-28-2005, 18:22

Say hello to my little friend!!!

Can't be to hard

Sorry just read the rules.
Pretend it isn’t here
:)

King Kurt

11-29-2005, 15:21

My all time favourite

"Surely not sir?"
"Some of us are blessed - give me the 3"~:cheers:

The Blind King of Bohemia

11-29-2005, 22:06

Any ideas what film this hysterical quote is from?:

"After I got back, I went through a rough time. Drinkin' booze, shootin' holes in the ceilin', screamin' myself to sleep... Finally, my parents said I had to move out."

Gawain of Orkeny

11-30-2005, 02:33

Anger Management?

King Kurt

11-30-2005, 12:56

The Blind King of Bohemia

11-30-2005, 13:04

Your both right....well Gawain anyway~:joker:

Gawain of Orkeny

11-30-2005, 16:45

You've seen a general inspecting troops before haven't you? Just walk slow, act dumb and look stupid!

Gawain of Orkeny

12-01-2005, 05:49

Is there a time limit at which point i should give the answer and ask a new one?

Lemur

12-01-2005, 07:16

I do believe that's from The Dirty Dozen. Back atcha:

"Tetsuo!!!!"
"Kaneda!!!!"
"Tetsuo!!!!"
"Kaneda!!!!"

[repeat for about 15 minutes]

R'as al Ghul

12-01-2005, 10:58

I do believe that's from The Dirty Dozen. Back atcha:

"Tetsuo!!!!"
"Kaneda!!!!"
"Tetsuo!!!!"
"Kaneda!!!!"

[repeat for about 15 minutes]

Akira? (great movie)

How about this one? (still not answered)

Phil: Do you ever have deja vu Mrs. Lancaster?
Mrs. Lancaster: I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen.

~:cheers:

InsaneApache

12-01-2005, 11:32

Groundhog day....~D

ok this one..

"Hans, I believe we are about to take up permanent residence here"

Lemur

12-02-2005, 17:02

If nobody nails the above quote by the afternoon, it's going to have to punt to a new quote.

matteus the inbred

12-02-2005, 17:10

Die Hard?

InsaneApache

12-02-2005, 19:22

ok guys I'll let you off..... ~D

It's from The Eagle has Landed...

this one then...

"he keeps boids, durty,filthy,digutin' boids"

The Blind King of Bohemia

12-02-2005, 20:01

Is that the Producers? That film is very funny, especially the i'm wet and hysterical line of Wilder at the start.