Beirut SpamFest 2005

[Viking]

145 boring postst Gah!

[Craterus]

Yeah they are boring, cos all you post are numbers, put some effort into spamming, you imposster!

[Viking]

146 boring postst Gah!

[Craterus]

~;)

Excuse me from chat, but I can't leave this until I have retained my title!

[Craterus]

150 posts! yay for me!

[Viking]

147

To keep count and write is hard I tell ya

[Craterus]

Beirut, finish this! The time has come!

[Viking]

148 and you don`t keep count at all

[Craterus]

No, it's not...

[Mouzafphaerre]

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[Viking]

149

[Craterus]

I'm keeping count of the seconds until I die...

It's not hard at all...

[Viking]

150 I`ll get your count too

[Craterus]

Cheers Mouza, that's cheered me up, and spurred me on for hours more of imposter-fighting!

[Craterus]

Wow, 17 pages, Beirut must be humbled, we really showed we care!

[Craterus]

Oh say can you see by the dawn starry skies... :singer:

[Viking]

151 It`ll have to come to a stop soon

[Craterus]

What's that? 3 posts in a row? You're slipping Viking...

[Craterus]

Oh, make it 4, and if I'm right, here's 5...

[Craterus]

Nope, maybe not, you finally got a post in! Congrats! :smart:

[Viking]

My fingers slip of my keyboard thanks to that they are swet. Good excuse.

[Craterus]

But I'm back on 3 again, and having fun! Mouza, you really inspired me!

[Viking]

Oh, and btw it`s an half hour past midnight

[Craterus]

Sweating already? But I've only just got started..

[Craterus]

For me, it's 23:26.

I've got hours left in me. And if you are still challenging in 8 hours time, I'll still be here too.

[Craterus]

I must be going on 175 posts.... I'm ashamed :stwshame:

Look what you've done to me, you've bought a spam-a-holic back to spam!

[tibilicus]

:spammer:
+1 postcount

[Craterus]

Where have you gone? Leaving me so soon?

[Viking]

:closed: This thread will be open until tomorrow, damn this iajfkadsf..

[Craterus]

Tib, it's : spammer :

:spammer:

[Craterus]

It's the old LH gang, how nice!

[tibilicus]

Wow I can't keep up with your spamming rate I come back and theres more posts. I don't think im cut out for all this spamming.
:spammer:

[Craterus]

How incredibly cosy!
More tea, lord Barnabus?

:mad:

[Craterus]

Uh-oh. Spaghettio.

[Craterus]

That's right! I will win!

[tibilicus]

?
Now im being confused by the spam thread.
:spammer:

[Viking]

Some tea would be nice, thank you

[Craterus]

Where are you Viking, it's been a relativly long time since you've posted!

[Kanamori]

I feel bad being here for so long and having such a small postcount.

/bump~;)

[TheSilverKnight]

How incredibly cosy!
More tea, lord Barnabus?

:mad:

Would you like to be having a nice cup of tea, Father Jack?

[Craterus]

Black or white? Sugar? :coffeenews:

[tibilicus]

Now that my other windows are closed I can spam alot faster.
:spammer:

[TheSilverKnight]

Would you like to be having a nice cup of tea, Father Jack?

Drink ...drink ...arse .. girls ...feck...drink ~D

[Craterus]

I feel bad being here for so long and having such a small postcount.

/bump~;)

That's a good thing, apparently. ~;)

[Kanamori]

Not that this thread needs to be bumped or anything.

[Craterus]

But can you keep up with a pro?

[Viking]

I`ve almost raised my postrating in this from 5 to 6.

[tibilicus]

:spammer:
Surprisingly im not that tired of spamming yet.

[Craterus]

It's permanently top of the list.. hopefully Beirut will get to it faster then..

[Craterus]

So Viking's loss will be confirmed!

[Craterus]

Roma Victor! Come on! It's pushed back to April, let's stop spamming and cry.

[Viking]

Black with sugar.

[Craterus]

Or have a minute's silence for George Best?

[TheSilverKnight]

and the Knights of Beirut shall triumph over all in the end

[Craterus]

Too late, I'll have to put another pot on now...

Biscuits anyone?

[Craterus]

I've got Jammy Dodgers, wagon wheels, hobnobs (SAS of dippers)..

[TheSilverKnight]

I'll take some please. Oh, and can you deliver a few Spanish girls over here so I may share with them? ~;) ~D

[Craterus]

Rolf...


Harris!

[tibilicus]

I havn't had a waggon wheel in ages. Must be over a year.*sigh*

[TheSilverKnight]

Come now, tea, biscuits, and Spanish girls please! :charge: ~D

[Craterus]

:toff: > :pimp:

I ain't got Spanish, I got Portugaese girls, but no Spanish. You buying?

[Viking]

Gah! This is it, I`m leaving. But I will return and take, ehm, revenge..so fear the future.

[TheSilverKnight]

Portuguese girls will do, send em over so long as they're dark and voluptuous! :gorgeous:

[Craterus]

Imagine a toff, that is also a pimp? Now that would be a crazy world...

Almost as crazy as people staying on the same thread for 2 hours posting nothing of importance, eh?

[Viking]

Got to keep posting until I`ve reached 1,370 though

[Craterus]

Are you giving in Viking? If so, put up the surrender smiley and we can organise reparations...

[Craterus]

~;)

Of course, I was joking! It's been fun.. good to see you quit though...

[Viking]

No surrender smiley, that`d be too bad. The clock is forcing me.

[Craterus]

Stock just in! 5 Spanish girls! You're lucky, TSK!

[Craterus]

No surrrender? This means war!! CHARGE! :charge:

[tibilicus]

:spammer:

[Craterus]

Oh my, I'm at 4,100. I'm ashamed, and yet if I keep going at this rate, I'll set a record..

[Craterus]

I'm lovin' it!

[Viking]

Goal reached, and the war is won..

[Craterus]

Who here is not from the UK?

[Craterus]

War is won? Dream on, buddy.. ~;)

[Craterus]

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius...

[Craterus]

Viking, you got OWNED!

[tibilicus]

Wow this i surprisinglt tiring I think its time i stop.
:spammer:

[Craterus]

ROFLMAO :jester:

[Strike For The South]

to the chat

[Craterus]

I AM THE CHAMPION! :crown:

[Craterus]

Who wants some? I'm not done! ~;)

[Craterus]

:boxing:

[Beirut]

E...

[Craterus]

:end:

[TheSilverKnight]

THE KING HAS ARRIVED! LET US VANQUISH THESE BARBARIANS!! :charge: :knight:

[Craterus]

Finally arrived to finish the job?

Congratulations Beirut!

[miho]

Close it already.

[Strike For The South]

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[Craterus]

And so it ends, not with a bang, but with a:

D

[Louis VI the Fat]

+1...

[Craterus]

miho, do I have to force you outa here again?

[Louis VI the Fat]

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Did you count the number of posts in this thread?

[Craterus]

Go to Frontroom index, and click on the number of replies to the right of each thread.

There, you will find the answer..

[Strike For The South]

Did you count the number of posts in this thread?
yes

[Craterus]

He's about to close it, RUN FOR THE HILLS!

:hide: :end:

[TheSilverKnight]

*Charges down barbarian spammers as Beirut sees to locking the thread*

[Strike For The South]

Go to Frontroom index, and click on the number of replies to the right of each thread.

There, you will find the answer..

liar

[Craterus]

:charge:

[TheSilverKnight]

:charge:

:charge: :knight:

[Beirut]

D!

Thank you and good night. :tiny: