Roy Keanes new job

[InsaneApache]

Since our anti-hero left/got shoved out of Manchester United he's been at a bit of a loose end..that was until the Times stepped in and offered him a column as an aggony aunt....enjoy (I did ~;) )

Keano Keano Keano!!!! (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,8305-1897220,00.html)

[littlelostboy]

What! Man, those guys are getting from bad to worse. Man, U used to be my fav football team but look at what the team has become, all famous football players, all popularity and no substance, except for like Giggs and a few others.
But then, old Keano is getting a mite old.

But the column thingy, man, I laugh and laugh and laugh. Is so friking hilarious and different from other 'agony aunt'. ~:joker:

[lugh]

Auntie Roy, what are you doing with those pliers? Auntie Roy, why is there so much blood?”~:eek: ~D I love it!

I'm still holding out for a move to Celtic though.

[InsaneApache]

I liked these tucked away at the end ...


Exclusive extracts from Rio Ferdinand’s forthcoming autobiography Book? What Book? No One Said Anything About A Book. Rio tells all about THAT chance meeting with Peter Kenyon. “So, I was sitting there, fiddling with the taramasalata, and all the time racking my brains thinking ‘I know the face, I definitely know the face’ when it suddenly hit me. ‘Stone me,’ I said. ‘It’s old Ken from Manchester United. I heard you’d moved to Charlton and opened a shirt stall.’ I didn’t see what was so bloody funny.”

At home with Frank Lampard (and six blokes in balaclava hats). The Chelsea midfielder shows us round what’s left of his beautiful house

[littlelostboy]

The way he finish his letter as You (the famous vulgar word) is kinda hilarious. ~D

[Leonin Khan]

whahahhah what a stupid ****