The most evil EB member [Archive]

Mouzafphaerre

12-19-2005, 01:26

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Which one of us is the most evil and painful for you poor oppressed fans, obstinately mindplaying misinformation and aphorisms, turning your sweet dreams into nightmares, even scaring the bilge out of you with false cancellation news? :san_laugh:
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Reverend Joe

12-19-2005, 01:30

Are you talking about me? :stare: ~D

(Nah, I am probably the most skitsophrenic member. :jester:)

(Also, I voted Gah so that I could see the votes.)

Lord Winter

12-19-2005, 01:37

Khelven for that cancelation of EB thread
:san_angry:

Samurai Waki

12-19-2005, 01:45

Khelvan!:san_angry: :san_wink:

Strike For The South

12-19-2005, 04:05

Shheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

the_handsome_viking

12-19-2005, 05:19

Ah yes but remember I think it was zorba that first came up with the idea of a cancellation thread being created.

Warlord 11

12-19-2005, 07:55

I think all of you are evil! ~:mecry:(I voted Gah)

khelvan

12-19-2005, 08:07

Hey!

QwertyMIDX

12-19-2005, 10:44

You are pretty evil Khel, damn slave drive!

(...expects the next time anyone sees him in public it will be his head on a pike.)

Zenith Darksea

12-19-2005, 12:02

Every so often I do get the impression that you get a sadistic kick out of making your fans writhe... But we do much the same in Troy: Total War (expect the beta version soon!), so I don't really care that much. But that 'Cancellation of EB' thread really was twisted as hell. I mean, there could have been suicides!

Mouzafphaerre

12-19-2005, 12:48

I think all of you are evil! ~:mecry:(I voted Gah)
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That's a given. Just that we couldn't settle down which one of us was the best (=the most evil and sadistic) and decided to ask you guys. :evil:
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mike^_^

12-19-2005, 12:58

i think its kinda sad all the sarcasm and general gayness thats been goin around lately

i understand suprises, and they are nice

but 3-4 threads, by eb members, basically taunting the fans

gets old

p.s. anyone else freaked out by that santa that pops up and waves at you? :san_angry:

tk-421

12-19-2005, 15:02

Khelvan for his cancellation thread.

Samurai Fanatic

12-19-2005, 15:23

I choose PIE!

Moros

12-19-2005, 15:51

all that teasing and stuff and still 1 vote...
:bigcry: and it's my ow-ow-ooownnn :bigcry:

snif, snurf,...but I bet if it was the thread about most paranoid member I would have won...well I should...why do you hate me-e-eee :cry:

ooh a dancing squirrel...hello little fellow...ooh wait that's a lion...hmm there was something wrong with lions...except for their hair...ow yes that's true they are carnivores...hmm...~:eek: :fainting:

you see? I should...(why am I talking to myself...worse posting to my self)

Teleklos Archelaou

12-19-2005, 15:59

mike^_^

12-19-2005, 16:15

what are you suggesting?

edit : upon going back over my posts I request that you remove your comment about me trying to "slam" EB, as it is slanderous

Teleklos Archelaou

12-19-2005, 16:27

what are you suggesting?

edit : upon going back over my posts I request that you remove your comment about me trying to "slam" EB, as it is slanderous
Are you joking? It's clear you can't stand to read the EB forum, but you keep coming back to say how stupid the posts the members make are.

mike^_^

12-19-2005, 16:29

listen I don't want to get into a pissing match

I didn't sign up to "slam" EB, if you'll actually read my posts, it's quite clear.

Mouzafphaerre

12-19-2005, 16:33

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Cool off people! We're trying to have a nice little bloody tavern brawl here, don't sweat it. :whip:
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Reverend Joe

12-19-2005, 17:01

Somebody needs some :barrel:and some :knuddel:.

~:joker:

Geoffrey S

12-19-2005, 17:04

Definitely Khelvan, if only because of the cancellation topic. Divinus Arma would be a close second, were he in the list.

Spendios

12-19-2005, 17:11

The author of this poll is the most evil !
Why ? Because he created the poll :san_grin:

Rodion Romanovich

12-19-2005, 17:27

I don't know whether to vote khelvan or Zorba, for planning out that vicious cancellation thread... So I voted:
:gah2:

Dutch_guy

12-19-2005, 17:57

Zorba...

just because Khelvan has been mentioned to many times, just had to even it up :san_tongue:

And of course for all those near death experiences when you fed us miss information in about every thread but most of all the Cancellation thread !
That was mean man !

Hope you dont mind Zorba :san_laugh:

:balloon2:

Taffy_is_a_Taff

12-20-2005, 00:06

I believe that Mouz has a beard.

That should be the end of the discussion.

Reasoning: western politicians remove/never grow beards because it makes them look evil and unelectable.
Mouz keeps his beard, he obviously doesn't care about being seen as evil, why? because he is evil.

Edit for missing word.

ScionTheWorm

12-20-2005, 02:38

I don't think Khelvan is evil, he is just misunderstood (or slightly overworked maybe) :san_grin:

I voted that Dux Corvanus guy, seems rather evil to me

Sarcasm

12-20-2005, 05:16

Nobody (dis)likes me...:san_cry:

Simetrical

12-20-2005, 06:24

So far, it appears that Gah is the second most evil EB member! :shocked:

Conqueror

12-20-2005, 11:26

Reasoning: western politicians remove/never grow beards because it makes them look evil and unelectable.
Mouz keeps his beard, he obviously doesn't care about being seen as evil, why? because he is evil.

By that logic, politicians would be NON-Evil. Your logic is obviously flawed.

Taffy_is_a_Taff

12-20-2005, 15:23

my reasoning is fine.

Politicians are evil but they want to be elected so they shave (I wrote that they did not want to be appear to be evil not that they aren't).

Good politicians shave too. But they are mythological.

Mouz does not care about being perceived as evil as he is not running for office.

Edited for clarity and typo

C-F

12-20-2005, 16:02

I voted 'other' since I don't know who is sitting on the pipe that releases the mod...btw me-unshaved:san_smiley:

ScionTheWorm

12-20-2005, 16:06

unshaved... you non-(?) EVIL

Taffy_is_a_Taff

12-20-2005, 17:40

you took the time to point out you were un-shaven...
...maybe you are really good but trying to look evil?

The_Mark

12-20-2005, 18:50

He's evil, and tries to conceal it by looking evil in a way that makes people think he's good.

C-F

12-20-2005, 20:16

off topic
In reply to #31 I just meant that I'm no politician...and I'm not running for office this usually means that I can say it as it is - not that it matters:san_cool:

end off topic

Now, keep on voting, maybe we'll find the 'nonrelease culprit'...:san_tongue: :san_wink:

Taffy_is_a_Taff

12-20-2005, 20:47

to be honest I blame Khelvan.

Rodion Romanovich

12-20-2005, 23:12

So far, it appears that Gah is the second most evil EB member! :shocked:
Wasn't there a junior member called Gah a little while ago, who registered when the .org election thread was run in the tavern backroom?

But a member search told me he no longer exists in the .org forums! :san_shocked:

ScionTheWorm

12-21-2005, 00:42

I don't understand the ways of Gah but I'm sure he's a pretty darn evil kid

Malrubius

12-21-2005, 03:37

You non-EB-members have no idea! therother is the most evil EB member, by far!

He tortures kittens for fun (not to gain important information about their plot to take over the world).

He's a brutal taskmaster of a slavedriver, with an ever-ready whip.

He's the head of the secret EB Krypteia.

If you think khelvan's taunting of outsiders is bad, you should see the way therother taunts those of us inside the secret forum!

QwertyMIDX

12-21-2005, 03:44

It's true, therother baits me constantly, and he killed my entire family...even little Billy!

Teleklos Archelaou

12-21-2005, 03:56

If that's not enough, I heard therother also drives a Hummer, has a volcano of evil in his backyard, and even convinced Katie Holmes to become a Scientologist. No kidding.

edit: I didn't really say therother was the most evil EB member though. I think that honor might have to go to Qwerty. I have it on very good authority that he actually stole this little kid's fish:

https://img513.imageshack.us/img513/2637/stolemyfish1ec.jpg

ScionTheWorm

12-21-2005, 04:57

I thought I had seen that guy before, but I don't believe he went down the evil road :san_grin:
https://img325.imageshack.us/img325/5173/tull0rc.jpg

Reverend Joe

12-21-2005, 15:26

I thought I had seen that guy before, but I don't believe he went down the evil road :san_grin:
https://img325.imageshack.us/img325/5173/tull0rc.jpg

:laugh4:

Moros

12-21-2005, 17:30

yay, somebody voted for me!!!

GAH!

12-21-2005, 19:53

So far, it appears that Gah is the second most evil EB member! :shocked:
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I shall rule! :knight:
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Sarcasm

12-21-2005, 21:25

Hey. Got a vote.

Thx Mom. :thumbsup:

Rodion Romanovich

12-21-2005, 22:57

Teleklos Archelaou and Scion, thanks for the laugh of the day! :san_laugh:

PSYCHO V

12-22-2005, 04:14

So far, it appears that Gah is the second most evil EB member! :shocked:

Yes Gah is evil incarnate

Sheep

12-22-2005, 05:35

Who the hell voted for me? Ha.

QwertyMIDX

12-22-2005, 08:14

Teleklos Archelaou

12-22-2005, 16:41

That kid's may be the best expression I've ever seen. It was a damn fine fish too.
He has pages of farks devoted to him on soonerfans.com's fark board. I think he's most commonly referred to as the "bitch stole my fish" kid. There's even a bitchstolemyfish.com :san_grin:

Dux Corvanus

12-23-2005, 11:22

I voted that Dux Corvanus guy, seems rather evil to me

You're a dead man, unless I have something better to do or I forget completely about the matter. (Drinks red wine in a skull while tickles his mischievious pet and launches his unique EB copy once more...).

Come Mini-me, come, pretty.
http://www.alanjohns.fsnet.co.uk/goldmember/mini-me-2.jpg

khelvan

12-24-2005, 00:51

If I'm so evil, maybe I should make everyone wait for the OB. Muhahaha!!! :san_angry:

ScionTheWorm

12-24-2005, 04:15

You're a dead man, unless I have something better to do or I forget completely about the matter. (Drinks red wine in a skull while tickles his mischievious pet and launches his unique EB copy once more...).

Come Mini-me, come, pretty.
http://www.alanjohns.fsnet.co.uk/goldmember/mini-me-2.jpg
evil or not, I don't think I've introduced myself
http://totalworkout.homestead.com/files/chuck2.jpg

Faenaris

12-25-2005, 17:20

Ah, Khelvan ... that was rude! If I had read your post, I would have most certainly voted for you.

Right now, I voted for Gah ... whoever that might be. :san_tongue:

Mouzafphaerre

12-25-2005, 20:00

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Careful orgahs or those with a good memory would know who GAH! is. (I can identify him merely with his post here. :san_wink:)
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jerby

12-25-2005, 23:07

If I'm so evil, maybe I should make everyone wait for the OB. Muhahaha!!! :san_angry:
you're already doing that ~;)

(i know, i know....)