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John86
01-16-2006, 03:53
:laugh4:

Repeated F-Bombs + Zero Tolerance swearing policy = link removed. Sorry guys. - Beirut

Alexanderofmacedon
01-16-2006, 04:36
Yes, I've seen that one...

I'd just create a machine that constantly said "yes"...:2thumbsup:

Muska Burnt
01-16-2006, 04:52
i actualy found that very clever suprised that not one of those things that i think of and say ill do but ill know i wont in this case make that video

Reverend Joe
01-16-2006, 06:30
Actually, that is the third-to-worst job ever. The second-worst is still janitor of an adult movie theatre; the worst, by far: crack whore.

Zalmoxis
01-16-2006, 08:20
Lol, crack whore.

Samurai Waki
01-16-2006, 09:13
Actually, that is the third-to-worst job ever. The second-worst is still janitor of an adult movie theatre; the worst, by far: crack whore.

Actually I believe the worst job is: Assistant Crack Whore Trainee

Muska Burnt
01-16-2006, 09:53
or a unarmored american soldier (standard troop)

Ja'chyra
01-16-2006, 17:01
Actually, that is the third-to-worst job ever. The second-worst is still janitor of an adult movie theatre; the worst, by far: crack whore.

We have a girl at work who we have lovingly nicknamed Crack Smoking Whore, we don't need to go into why. When she heard us calling her it one night she had only one thing to say, "I don't smoke crack" :dizzy2: :help: :laugh4:

Rodion Romanovich
01-16-2006, 18:20
We have a girl at work who we have lovingly nicknamed Crack Smoking Whore, we don't need to go into why. When she heard us calling her it one night she had only one thing to say, "I don't smoke crack" :dizzy2: :help: :laugh4:

lmao!:laugh4: :2thumbsup:

Re topic I've always thought of any work having to do with toilets as worst, but I actually think underpaid overtime working assistant crack whore in a war brothel is worse...

Craterus
01-16-2006, 18:24
Worst job ever - http://employment.ws/bad_job.jpg

Alexanderofmacedon
01-16-2006, 21:18
The link was to the Verizon Wireless commercial right? Why'd it get taken off? I wasn't listening too hard, so was it cursing?:inquisitive:

John86
01-17-2006, 00:37
The link was to the Verizon Wireless commercial right? Why'd it get taken off? I wasn't listening too hard, so was it cursing?:inquisitive:
Yeh.

Big King Sanctaphrax
01-17-2006, 00:42
Actually, that is the third-to-worst job ever. The second-worst is still janitor of an adult movie theatre; the worst, by far: crack whore.

What about being a crack whore's personal bitch?

Voigtkampf
01-17-2006, 08:54
Worst job ever... Modding backroom. :sweatdrop:

Gawain of Orkeny
01-17-2006, 20:23
Hey have any of you seen the show on the discovery channel "Dirty Jobs" I love it. I doubt I would want to be the host of that show.

Some of the jobs

Roadkill Collector: Must be able to work long hours braving oncoming traffic while picking up creatures of various size and breed and in various states of decay. Benefits include working outdoors. Strong stomach a plus.

Catfish Noodler: In search of people who can catch potentially 100-pound catfish with their hands only. Must not mind sticking limbs in holes in search of game and getting bitten as a result.

Sewer inspector (http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/dirtyjobs/videogalleries/dirtiestjobpoll/dirtiestjobs2005.html) Click on continue

Lots of other dirty job videos there as well.
Sludge cleaner
Pidgeon poo poo clean up
Chicken sexer


I actually used to do this one

Hot Tar roofing. Truly disgusting and exhausting

Tribesman
01-18-2006, 01:29
Hot Tar roofing. Truly disgusting and exhausting
Thats banned in your area now isn't it ?

Zalmoxis
01-18-2006, 01:32
Hey have any of you seen the show on the discovery channel "Dirty Jobs" I love it. I doubt I would want to be the host of that show.

Some of the jobs

Roadkill Collector: Must be able to work long hours braving oncoming traffic while picking up creatures of various size and breed and in various states of decay. Benefits include working outdoors. Strong stomach a plus.

Catfish Noodler: In search of people who can catch potentially 100-pound catfish with their hands only. Must not mind sticking limbs in holes in search of game and getting bitten as a result.

Sewer inspector (http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/dirtyjobs/videogalleries/dirtiestjobpoll/dirtiestjobs2005.html) Click on continue

Lots of other dirty job videos there as well.
Sludge cleaner
Pidgeon poo poo clean up
Chicken sexer


I actually used to do this one

Hot Tar roofing. Truly disgusting and exhausting
Chicken sexer? What would that... on second thought, I don't wanna know.

Tribesman
01-18-2006, 01:38
Chicken sexer? What would that... on second thought, I don't wanna know.

A very important job , who wants to waste time and money rearing chicks if they ain't gonna lay any eggs ?

Gawain of Orkeny
01-18-2006, 04:03
Chicken sexer? What would that... on second thought, I don't wanna know.


If you click on the link you can see the show on it.


Hot Tar roofing. Truly disgusting and exhausting
Thats banned in your area now isn't it ?


Only on new buildings I believe. That was one tuff and dirty job. Worst of all outr boss was an Irishman who had moved to the US a few years earlier and had grown up as a coal miner over there. He worked like a madman and expected eveyone else to keep up.

Tribesman
01-18-2006, 12:20
Gawain , never ever work for an Irish immigrant in construction , but you know that now don't you .:sweatdrop:
We may be laid back almost to the point of laziness back home , but as soon as we cross the water we seem to go mad .
BTW its banned on re-roofing old buildings as well , too many people were burning buildings:oops:(plus the toxic fumes are not vey pleasant) , but some people have more faith in the hot stuff so are willing to pay the fine when doing their own homes .

English assassin
01-18-2006, 14:00
I knew a bloke who worked in a maggot farm once. (Did you never wonder where fishermen's bait comes from)?

Basically it involved huge vats of rotting chicken carcasses, as well as lots and lots of maggots. it couild be smelled for about five miles down wind

Tribesman
01-18-2006, 18:47
Working in a rendering plant must be the worst , especially the steam guns or the offal pit .
The stench of rotting carcasses gets so ingrained in the skin that it doesn't wash out , them people can clear a building in less than a minute .

Reverend Joe
01-18-2006, 18:52
I knew a bloke who worked in a maggot farm once. (Did you never wonder where fishermen's bait comes from)?

Basically it involved huge vats of rotting chicken carcasses, as well as lots and lots of maggots. it couild be smelled for about five miles down wind
Forget what I said. That is the worst job ever.

Samurai Waki
01-18-2006, 20:20
I'd rather be a Crack Whore's personal Bitch, then a Maggot Farmer. LOL