Chuck Norris Facts

[Macedon]

Maybe you know this, I'm posting it nevertheless:
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
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(WARNING: somewhat explicit content!)


Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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[doc_bean]

I preferred the Vin Diesel facts :juggle2:

[Shaka_Khan]

There is a good guideline that teaches us Grammar: The Homepage's Submission Page (http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?submit) :laugh4:

[Craterus]

Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives :laugh4:

[Strike For The South]

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

[Macedon]

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[Dutch_guy]

While riding the elevator, Chuck Norris never pushes the button, the elevator better just know what floor Chuck Norris needs to be on.

~D that's a funny one.

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[Macedon]

One time in an airport a guy accidently called Chuck Norris "Chick Norris". He explained it was an honest mistake and apologized profusely. Chuck accepted his apology and politely signed an autograph. Nine months later, the guy's wife gave birth to a bearded baby. The guy knew exactly what had happened, and blames nobody but himself.
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[Kekvit Irae]

Chuck Norris once walked down a city street with an erection. There were no survivors.