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Don Corleone
02-02-2006, 20:08
As if it wasn't bad enough that we have a 'Bush' as our head of state, we now have a Bo(eh)ner as the head of the House. We've got ourselves a stiffy (http://www.foxnews.com)

I can only guess what's next... the next Senate Majority Leader will be a Korean American senator from Oregon: Sen. Sum Poon Tang.

Okay, forgive the 12 year old humor coming out. I've been listening to Business Proposal Plans for every department in my division for the past 2 days. My brain is mush. ~:joker: Hopefully, I haven't stepped over the boundaries of allowable tastelessness. I just heard the name on the radio this morning and couldn't stop laughing.

InsaneApache
02-02-2006, 20:17
All you need now is a 'Pussy Galore' and a picture of Ur-anus and you're quids in. :laugh4: :embarassed: :sweatdrop:

Goofball
02-02-2006, 20:20
All you need now is a 'Pussy Galore' and a picture of Ur-anus and you're quids in. :laugh4: :embarassed: :sweatdrop:

And a chubby guy named Hugh Jarse appointed as SecState.

InsaneApache
02-02-2006, 20:21
ahhh....his assistant could be called Mike Hunt.:laugh4:

Don Corleone
02-02-2006, 20:21
The Secretary of Alternative Lifestyles: Ben Dover.

InsaneApache
02-02-2006, 20:23
How about the Irish folk duo.

Ben Doon and Phil Macavity.

this thread takes me back to the 1st year at Grammar School :laugh4:

Don Corleone
02-02-2006, 20:26
The first homosexual married couple in the Republic of Ireland: Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael.

Anyone care to guess how long before we get shut down? :oops:

InsaneApache
02-02-2006, 20:30
Two gay cowboys out on the range.

One says to the other..

"yup?"

t'other says

"yup"

Then there was the gay cowboy who rode into town and shot up the sheriff.

or..

The queer shepherd who kept mountain sheep.

The homosexual gardener who rhododendron

drone
02-02-2006, 20:35
I can't believe nobody has mentioned our beloved VP, Dick.

InsaneApache
02-02-2006, 20:39
Remember this guys....

If your feet smell and your nose runs,
don't worry,
You're just built upside down.

Don Corleone
02-02-2006, 20:42
You've got a point there Drone. I feel like the PG-13 rated version of the credits on Cartalk (an NPR radio show that airs on the weekends and the 2 chuckleheads that run it do something similar, but not necessarily w/ sexual innuendo).

They have to be said out loud, but some of their better ones:

Official chaffeur: Pikov Andropov
Customer Service Rep: Heywood Jubuzov
Statistician: Marge Inovera

You get the point...

drone
02-02-2006, 20:50
George Carlin did a bit about this around the time of the first Gulf War: George Bush, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell. :laugh4:

Back to current times, let's also not forget Jack Abrahmoff.

This thread is definitely starting to channel Beavis and Butthead...:2thumbsup:

Vladimir
02-02-2006, 20:58
Dick Army

Major Robert Dump
02-02-2006, 21:50
I heard the leading candidate for the Federal Reserve Chair is a guy named Colon Burns

Goofball
02-03-2006, 01:02
Remember this guys....

If your feet smell and your nose runs,
don't worry,
You're just built upside down.

Even more importantly, remember this guys:

If she offers her honour you honour her offer then the rest of the night you'll be on 'er and off 'er...

Papewaio
02-03-2006, 01:34
Where is the only place on earth where a Dick in Bush is gay sex?


















The White House.