Happy Valentine's Day!!!! [Archive]

Devastatin Dave

02-14-2006, 15:42

I love all of you...
I hope that you were tricked by the capitalist pig dogs in buying your significant others high priced gifts that will wilt or spoil before they are even aprecitiated. Spend, spend, spend!!!
Go to Hell Halmark, you spawn of Satan himself!!!

So please feel free to rant about this wonderful holiday of frustration and uncomprimisong misery. Again, i love you all with all my cold, black little heart.:knuddel:

LeftEyeNine

02-14-2006, 15:51

I slept for the whole day. That's how I survived it all..

..Alone.. GAH!

Rodion Romanovich

02-14-2006, 16:15

I think Valentine's day is very immoral. It's like having a feast in front of starving children. Plus it makes me want to scream in anger over "the European marriage pattern" we've had since the 17th century, and "Il malo di Napoli" that was created last time we tried to remake the ancient period during the rennaissance. Just think of how wonderful the world was in the ancient societies when there were orgies for everyone, ritual sex and no "Il malo di Napoli"! Now we have a society were almost everyone is sexually frustrated, and when they finally get sex, they can't avoid getting "Il malo di Napoli" and other horrid things at the same time!

Seriously, I don't understand how it can be called "day of love" if it hasn't got any ritual sex!

:charge:

Lemur

02-14-2006, 16:55

I don't care what any of you say -- I'm getting the lady lemur flowers, a card and chocolate. Better safe than sorry. Hell hath no fury like a wife who feels the day of ceremony has not been observed. Couldn't care less if the day itself is bogus. Symbols are what we make of them.

Am I the only one who feels creeped out and dirty when told by the Org's preeminent Social Darwinist that he loves me?

Devastatin Dave

02-14-2006, 17:23

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Am I the only one who feels creeped out and dirty when told by the Org's preeminent Social Darwinist that he loves me?
I love even our resident hairy lower primate. Smoochie, poochies!!!

master of the puppets

02-14-2006, 17:27

valentines day, ah the day of one of my favorite massacres. HEAR THAT YOU SOUTH SIDE PIGS, CAPONES GONNA GET YOU TOO.:viking:

Beirut

02-14-2006, 17:39

Seriously, I don't understand how it can be called "day of love" if it hasn't got any ritual sex!

:charge:

But it does, dear Legio. ~:smoking:

Husar

02-14-2006, 17:59

Hmm, today I bought...
...a brush for my beloved kitchen sink -> 1€
...a new cartridge for my pen -> 3.30€
...several things to eat in front of starving children -> 5.35€

Too bad I didn´t buy a girlfriend.:juggle2:

Oh, and I love you, too.:flowers:

Rodion Romanovich

02-14-2006, 17:59

But it does

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:furious3:

drone

02-14-2006, 18:04

You get the sex after you perform your rituals. Which include buying flowers, chocolate, etc...

Rodion Romanovich

02-14-2006, 18:08

You get the sex after you perform your rituals. Which include buying flowers, chocolate, etc...
You mean the cow I just slaughtered doesn't count? :idea2:

:bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry:

Viking

02-14-2006, 19:04

If it wasn`t for the television, I wouldn`t have known that it was Valentine's day today at all. :book:

Ianofsmeg16

02-14-2006, 19:08

Well, at my school you can buy roses for the one you.....

admire...

it doesnt cost much but i never get any, so I had this girl write "Kiss me" on my cheek, it worked aswell!

Major Robert Dump

02-14-2006, 19:13

discovery1

02-14-2006, 19:33

http://photos-664.facebook.com/images/profile/1599/86/n1934664_14650.jpg

That work Legio?

How did a feast celebrating a saint evolve into a celebration of love anyway?

Kanamori

02-14-2006, 19:57

Happy valentines to all the couples or those in love w/... whatever.~:cheers:

Sjakihata

02-14-2006, 20:02

Ah, that's why everyone ran around with a rose, figures

A.Saturnus

02-14-2006, 20:04

How did a feast celebrating a saint evolve into a celebration of love anyway?

You mean it should be the celebration of a bizarre fetish instead?

Rodion Romanovich

02-14-2006, 20:08

@discovery1: :laugh4: :2thumbsup:

@A. Saturnus: nice to have made it into someones signature! :2thumbsup:

Adrian II

02-14-2006, 20:10

How did a feast celebrating a saint evolve into a celebration of love anyway?Because man is forever dripping with lust. :smartass2:

Sjakihata

02-14-2006, 20:13

I read somewhere that people think the birds are mating this day, so it is reflected on humans as well. Why it coincides with Skt. Valentin I have no idea.

Byzantine Mercenary

02-14-2006, 20:26

didn't he have his heart riped out? not very romantic :no:

discovery1

02-14-2006, 20:52

You mean it should be the celebration of a bizarre fetish instead?

Well now that you bring it up, a day celebrating S&M wouldn't be such a bad idea :idea2:

@ Adrain II: Should have figured.

Ja'chyra

02-14-2006, 20:55

Don't you mean Happy Birthday? :inquisitive:

Lol, Happy Valentines all, hope you all had a good one

Devastatin Dave

02-14-2006, 20:59

Papewaio

02-15-2006, 00:27

How did a feast celebrating a saint evolve into a celebration of love anyway?

It could be because Love is a central theme to the NT version of God...

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love

So as far as some are concerned in the Christian faith love outranks faith...

Ronin

02-15-2006, 00:34

http://www.jimbosworld.org/archives/15may2000/streamimages/love_sucks_cupid.jpg

and yet....I´m not bitter.....*ahem* :book: :furious3:

Goofball

02-15-2006, 00:41

I find this picture to be an appropriate commentary on Valentine's Day:

https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c279/Goofball11/woman.jpg

Sasaki Kojiro

02-15-2006, 00:44

You mean it should be the celebration of a bizarre fetish instead?

http://www.thefetishparty.com/files/galleries/Flyer/ae021006f.jpg

instead? :laugh4:

SwordsMaster

02-15-2006, 00:52

Don't talk to me about Valentine's day. It was one of my worst this year. I hope Beirut or someone equally understanding in women's woes supports me.

For starters, as I was going to college, I broke up with my girlfriend (can't say it was unexpected, but painful none the less), then I lost my favourite jumper, I had to watch for the whole day as my mates made their Valentines' preparations and plans, fell during an easy climb, and finished the day in a pub, in male company, watching a Premiership match on a giant screen. With my wallet left home, and surviving on borrowed beer money.

The only bright note is I met someone I really appreciate for a coffee and I won the most amazing game of chess I played in the last few months.

Don't talk to me about St Valentine's day. And if I ever meet that Valentine fella, he's going to be sorry.... :furious3:

Samurai Waki

02-15-2006, 01:09

Just an hour I'm off to spend 3 hours of misery with my girlfriend and then thereafter hopefully up to 7 ours of glorious sex with her... but realistically probably 15-20 minutes. :inquisitive: Damn human condition.

Strike For The South

02-15-2006, 01:36

[but realistically probably 15-20 minutes. :inquisitive: Damn human condition.[/quote]

Lets not give ourselves to much credit:laugh4: :2thumbsup: BA ZING

Byzantine Prince

02-15-2006, 03:40

I am just going to crawl into bed and not think about it.

mur... mur... wazikashi you lucky bastard. mur...mur... mur...

Redleg

02-15-2006, 04:09

I don't care what any of you say -- I'm getting the lady lemur flowers, a card and chocolate. Better safe than sorry. Hell hath no fury like a wife who feels the day of ceremony has not been observed. Couldn't care less if the day itself is bogus. Symbols are what we make of them.

Yep done - with myself delivering them to her workplace during her lunch hour. To damn bad she had to take a late lunch though - so the planned surpise lunch date did not work out.

Devastatin Dave

02-15-2006, 04:50

Hehehehe!!! I'm such a rotten little bastard for starting this thread.:laugh4:

KukriKhan

02-15-2006, 05:53

I bought my old lady a thong lingerie and took her to Del Rancho drive-in for a Steak Sandwich Supreme with extra sauce!!!!! Then she said "I love you" and I said "yeah, me too" and we came home so she could watch me surf for porn. Romance PWNTS

You romantic fool, you. Two thumbs all the way up, dude.

I slacked a little bit this year. On the way home, we stopped by the 7-11, and I let the little lady decide which brand of 6-pack we'd take home (last year, it was a 12-pack; times is a little hard, yanno?). While she was payin' for it, and Mr. Patel was distracted by her ample cleavageness, I snuck one o' them fake roses they have at the counter, AND a Hershey bar, into my back pocket.

Nuttin' says "Luuv" like chocolate and roses, they say.

Crazed Rabbit

02-15-2006, 08:22

My roommate's gf spent 10 mins in his dorm today hiding a bunch of concealed notes with clues to the next hiding location. The notes (10 in total) each had a letter which spelt the location of the last note. It was 'Feel Hot Sin'.
Well, that or 'In Left Shoe'. :laugh4:

Crazed Rabbit

GoreBag

02-15-2006, 09:35

I spent time with the bittie today, but that was because today was the only day we could work it in (no pun intended...). I don't give two craps about St. Valentine's Day.

Lemur

02-08-2011, 16:50

It's coming again. Frickin' Valentine's Day. The day of forced, mandatory romanticness. I hate it with a passion. After all, the best moments in a relationship are spontaneous and surprising, so a day where you are obliged to be romantic is doomed to failure.

Ugh.

My favorite gift: Please Don't Use This Holiday To Reflect On Our Relationship And Realize You're Better Off Without Me (http://store.theonion.com/product/our-relationship-valentine-heart-tin,395/)

Rhyfelwyr

02-08-2011, 17:10

I don't care what any of you say -- I'm getting the lady lemur flowers, a card and chocolate

It's coming again. Frickin' Valentine's Day. The day of forced, mandatory romanticness. I hate it with a passion

Time taking its toll eh?

Fisherking

02-08-2011, 17:13

2011 bud... your a year off

Rhyfelwyr

02-08-2011, 17:14

Seems time's taking its toll on me as well...

Beskar

02-08-2011, 17:55

I don't like Valentine's Day.

I always end up breaking up with my partner just before it, so I am always single on this day.

Lemur

02-08-2011, 18:22

Time taking its toll eh?
You have no idea. Or perhaps a bit of an idea. Who knows.

Centurion1

02-08-2011, 19:10

I don't like Valentine's Day.

I always end up breaking up with my partner just before it, so I am always single on this day.

smart you dont have to spend any money..................

while im stuck getting the biddy something nice and expensive

Major Robert Dump

02-08-2011, 21:21

I always break up with girlfriends @10 days before Valentines Day, her birthday or christmas, because it saves me money. Then we get back together the day after the holiday.

It's really the next best cost-efficient manner of dating short of dating a Vegan. Vegans are cheap to feed, I typically just throw her my pizza crust when I am done.

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88

02-08-2011, 21:44

I wish a had a girl :embarassed:.

Happy Vtines day everyone! :pimp: :pimp: :pimp:

Veho Nex

02-08-2011, 21:49

Beskar

02-08-2011, 22:09

smart you dont have to spend any money..................

while im stuck getting the biddy something nice and expensive

You buy valentine's presents for your grandmother?

[Biddy = A slang term for annoying grandmother or old aged female.
ie: a woman, especially an old woman; especially one regarded as fussy or mean or a gossipy busybody]

Husar

02-08-2011, 23:20

I am always single on this day.

Me too. :shrug:

Centurion1

02-09-2011, 00:06

You buy valentine's presents for your grandmother?

[Biddy = A slang term for annoying grandmother or old aged female.
ie: a woman, especially an old woman; especially one regarded as fussy or mean or a gossipy busybody]

its just what some people where im living now call females. its slang has evolved.

HoreTore

02-09-2011, 00:15

Gah!! This thread revival made me panic and recheck my calendar. Curse you Lemur!!

Though, being a Norwegian, Valentines day mean nothing to me. I've never given it any thought, single or in a relationship.

Until now.

This is what I get for partnering up with a woman who still sleeps with stuffed animals in her bed. Tomorrow I will attend a three hour meeting to plan romantic activities for my 7th graders. There will be a secret friend-thingy, there will be cards made out of coloured paper. And the real problem is that a 12 year old isn't so mature that they will reject the idea, they will most likely love it. Gah!

Husar

02-09-2011, 10:31

Don't forget to hand out condoms to the kids.

The parents will be outraged but even more so when their little girls are barely 13 and pregnant... ~;)

HoreTore

02-09-2011, 10:35

Double post

HoreTore

02-09-2011, 10:35

Don't forget to hand out condoms to the kids.

The parents will be outraged but even more so when their little girls are barely 13 and pregnant... ~;)

The school nurse and outside people will handle all of that~;)

Cute Wolf

02-09-2011, 12:33

duh... valentine's day....

*start to save money to buy choclate, because dead space 2 and disney comics take a big part in my spending this month....*

Strike For The South

02-10-2011, 01:52

I could never be with a girl who demands I show love and affection by using only a material metric

F that noise

And the fact some of you cant get laid without adhering to this hallmark dog and pony show is sad

Not surprising but still sad

Devastatin Dave

02-12-2011, 04:45

Lemur is one sick puppy to dig up this dinosaur thread...
Happy Halmark Day everyone!!!

Crazed Rabbit

02-12-2011, 04:52

Dave!!!

...

Here's my Valentine's story.

A week ago I ordered a heart shaped cheesecake as part of a charity thing.

A few days ago I got a text that said "We need to talk..."

Now I will be eating the cake by myself. :sad:

But wait! Today I got asked to dinner Monday night by an attractive coworker!

Of course, it was just for a work dinner with two vendors. She said she was still deciding which restaurant to eat at.

I wondered if I should point out reservations might be a bit difficult at this point. Anyway, my night will be talk about process engineering simulation and then cheesecake eating.

CR

Major Robert Dump

02-12-2011, 05:33

threesome

jabarto

02-12-2011, 07:29

Since I'm a miserable hermit with no friends, I'm taking a different approach to Valentine's Day this year. Instead of showing my affection for another person, I'll show my affection for academics instead. That means I'll go into classes Monday with unbridled cheer and positivity and tell my teachers how much I love their classes.

pevergreen

02-12-2011, 07:34

Fisherking

02-14-2011, 12:54

Well today is the day.

Men have the choice of giving flowers, chocolates, or receiving first aid.

What’ll you do?

Devastatin Dave

02-15-2011, 05:35

I've learned its all about conditioning. I've pretty much have ignored my wife of 13 years this past year and over the past month have been real snappy and disagreable about everything including things I actually agreed with her about. I sent her a nice e-mail this morning telling her how she's the only one, and how much I love her and blah, blah, blah, you know, some real Twilight inspired bull sh!t. I get to tap that ass tonight and it didn't cost me flowers, chocolates, or any other psuedo indicators of love. I gotz these bitches figured out. You guys are in the presence of a real playa/pimp. Respect it suckaz...