The I am bored at work so I'll upload pointless photoshop stuff thread.

[Divinus Arma]

Pretty much self explanatory.

https://img291.imageshack.us/img291/561/spamguy22cg.png (https://imageshack.us)

[Divinus Arma]

https://img293.imageshack.us/img293/7765/unitexcel34ol.png (https://imageshack.us)

[Divinus Arma]

https://img497.imageshack.us/img497/4336/qasig3uc.png (https://imageshack.us)

[Alexanderofmacedon]

Any more?:inquisitive:

[Divinus Arma]

How can one be so mad with kittens present?

https://img46.imageshack.us/img46/6712/untitled2yz1.png (https://imageshack.us)

[Alexanderofmacedon]

Don't you live in Austin, Texas?

Is it as cold as it is in San Antonio there?!?!:wall:

[Divinus Arma]

Nah. Thinkin of movin there.

Alien had a nice Valentine's Day:
https://img147.imageshack.us/img147/1706/untitled6lg1.png (https://imageshack.us)

(Okay, I'm reaching. I'll get some good ideas agains soon enough.)

[Divinus Arma]

https://img156.imageshack.us/img156/7298/currentmindlesspic69mq.png (https://imageshack.us)

[Byzantine Prince]

https://img293.imageshack.us/img293/7765/unitexcel34ol.png (https://imageshack.us)
Awesome! :laugh4:

[LeftEyeNine]

Though I did not make any photo-manipulations, I thought you'd like to visit my DeviantArt (http://lefteyenine.deviantart.com) page to see some of my crap. :smoking:

DivArma, what was the name of that thing skiing, getting slashed into two and getting "sig"ged by you ? They are really cool, man, nice job.

[Reenk Roink]

It's a hamster...

By the way, I can't understand your site LEN...:tongue2:

[Reverend Joe]

https://img426.imageshack.us/img426/2509/orgwalllive8ma.jpg

Done old-school style on Paint.

[Divinus Arma]

Zorba- Nice to see others playing along. Good job!

I'm sure many of you remember this:

https://img468.imageshack.us/img468/825/orgwarsig8yz.png (https://imageshack.us)

Edit: OH, and all I EVER use is paint! I don't even have photoshop... heh.

[LeftEyeNine]

It's a hamster...

By the way, I can't understand your site LEN...:tongue2:

Thanks..

GAH! My fate will be quite like Van Gogh then. You'll pay million dollars for my pixel-to-pixel masterpieces after my death :tongue2:

[Kaiser of Arabia]

https://img143.imageshack.us/img143/1633/austriasiggy9vd.jpg
https://img117.imageshack.us/img117/5917/serbsig6kv.jpg
https://img328.imageshack.us/img328/958/iransig22xr.jpg
1st one is my SCC sig, 2nd and 3rd are sigs for some online forum games I play.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Eh, why not?
https://img420.imageshack.us/img420/5919/rabbitblood7pg.gif

What I'd use if we ever got custom avatars:
https://img361.imageshack.us/img361/6851/knightavatarsq16kw.png

A koala fighting a squid:
https://img408.imageshack.us/img408/2811/koalavsquid3sb1eu.png

All made with GIMP and small for avatarization.

Crazed Rabbit

[Kaiser of Arabia]

https://img98.imageshack.us/img98/2019/herzsiggie5dk.jpg

[Husar]

What I'd use if we ever got custom avatars:
https://img361.imageshack.us/img361/6851/knightavatarsq16kw.png
Seen that one over at Taleworlds, I like it.:2thumbsup:

[Divinus Arma]

https://img109.imageshack.us/img109/8098/untitled10fp.png (https://imageshack.us)

[Divinus Arma]

https://img159.imageshack.us/img159/8257/untitled12dd.png (https://imageshack.us)

[Divinus Arma]

Stupid and amatuer? Of course. Fitting? You decide.

https://img205.imageshack.us/img205/4481/untitled14iv.png (https://imageshack.us)

[Divinus Arma]

Who's hotter?

The spawn of Hillary

or

Twins who party?

https://img240.imageshack.us/img240/6632/untitled13vc.png (https://imageshack.us)

Edit: Just to be fair, here is a pic of chelsea after she had work done:

https://img133.imageshack.us/img133/7506/untitled18kc.png (https://imageshack.us)
Whoops. Sorry about that. Here she is:
https://img95.imageshack.us/img95/3811/untitled11fm.png (https://imageshack.us)
Okay Okay. I'm just mean. She actually looks much nicer now. Here is the real pic finally:
https://img159.imageshack.us/img159/7546/untitled19rv.png (https://imageshack.us)

[Divinus Arma]

And on the fourth day, God smoked a bongload and created these pieces of crap. And then he laughed is butt off. And it was pretty damn good. Then he ate some nachos.

https://img453.imageshack.us/img453/6854/untitled14ac.png (https://imageshack.us)

[Divinus Arma]

https://img49.imageshack.us/img49/7452/untitled18so.png (https://imageshack.us)

[Reverend Joe]

Who's hotter?

The spawn of Hillary

or

Twins who party?

https://img240.imageshack.us/img240/6632/untitled13vc.png (https://imageshack.us)
Ugh... don't make me choose... god, I think I am going to be sick.

[Divinus Arma]

https://img150.imageshack.us/img150/1158/untitled10ob.png (https://imageshack.us)

OMG. This is so funny:

http://www.thebricktestament.com/

[Reverend Joe]

https://img368.imageshack.us/img368/9122/teddyhendrix2bp.jpg

Another reason Theodore Roosevelt is my favorite president.

[Alexander the Pretty Good]

The Bush twins aren't that bad. :inquisitive:

[Zalmoxis]

I wish I could use photoshop... If I weren't so lazy I would eventually learn.

[Divinus Arma]

I wish I could use photoshop... If I weren't so lazy I would eventually learn.

BRO. All of this is done on crappy old microsoft paint. That cheesey drawing tool that comes with windows. It is so crappy it makes it even more fun to try and do something that looks halfway decent.:laugh4:

[drone]

Not photoshopped, this was a pic I saw in the paper last year, and tracked down an online JPG of it.

https://img127.imageshack.us/img127/1836/squirrellatte2ln.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

[Divinus Arma]

https://img46.imageshack.us/img46/373/ebmap0ay6ka.png (https://imageshack.us)

[Reverend Joe]

https://img46.imageshack.us/img46/373/ebmap0ay6ka.png (https://imageshack.us)
~:mecry: That's evil...

:laugh4:

[Reverend Joe]

Perhaps the greatest photoshopped image of all time.

https://img45.imageshack.us/img45/231/s20dead2mz.jpg

Still crack me up.

[Divinus Arma]

I was a very busy fella at work today. I normally don't take photos unless there is a compelling interest, but this accident was just plain funny:

https://img239.imageshack.us/img239/2312/dumbtruck14zr.png (https://imageshack.us)


The driver decided he would do some drunken four-wheelin on the beach at twilight the night before. Well, midway through is little adventure, he rolls his trucks. Funny thing is, the busted out windshield and warped frame didn't stop the truck so he kept on a goin'... Until he ran into the ocean, or at least part of the ocean anyway.

https://img118.imageshack.us/img118/2139/dumbtruck20hg.png (https://imageshack.us)

[Divinus Arma]

https://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1676/treehugger7it.png (https://imageshack.us)

[Strike For The South]

https://img528.imageshack.us/img528/9190/zzzzzzzzzz2hi.th.jpg (https://img528.imageshack.us/my.php?image=zzzzzzzzzz2hi.jpg)

[Dâriûsh]

https://img328.imageshack.us/img328/958/iransig22xr.jpg
1st one is my SCC sig, 2nd and 3rd are sigs for some online forum games I play. Uh oh, it is El Presidente! :charge:


https://img371.imageshack.us/img371/9909/dariushahmadinejadmujahid9cw.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

That was thirty minutes well spent. :2thumbsup:

[Proletariat]

I remember a few years back seeing a study that showed a correlation between a descrease in productivity along with the increased use of the internet in the work place.


Every last one of you should be sacked! :phonecall::furious3: :skull:

[aw89]

Remember Divininus Arma, blur is your friend. And Control+U is also good for blending the edges of layers.

And while I'm posting, if you have an image with a gradient 'behind' and you want to make it larger without stretching it, what is a good method to continue the gradient? I'll upload an example shortly.

EDIT:

https://img120.imageshack.us/img120/6012/eks2tw.jpg

I just made that in 2 min so its kind of stinks. But lets just say it is impossible to remove the gradient and just make a new one, and you want i to continue gradienting to the edge. (Wallpaper size)

[Shaka_Khan]

http://www.dvdream.ch/album/photo/Australie/Western_Coast/Shark_Bay_Monkey_Mia.jpg
Oh oh!

[Cha]

http://kr.img.n2o.yahoo.com/yhi/nbbs/n2o2006/02/28/n2o_1211_822317_1?1141350166.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

http://kr.img.n2o.yahoo.com/yhi/nbbs/n2o2006/02/28/n2o_1211_822317_1?1141350166.jpg
~:eek: That looks real.

[Moros]

edited

[Divinus Arma]

What happened to the post where somebody turned my avatar into a presidential squirrel terrorist?

I thought it was funny. :2thumbsup:

[Beirut]

No presidential squirrel terrorist posts in the Frontroom. ~;p

[Kanamori]

OMG. This is so funny:

Call me adolescent, but Joshua rulez!

https://img529.imageshack.us/img529/5999/jos0616174af.jpg
https://img529.imageshack.us/img529/704/jos1028a8wx.jpg
https://img490.imageshack.us/img490/3300/jos1028b8ou.jpg

(Please refrain from making religious comments that can be deemed negative - Beirut)

[Moros]

What happened to the post where somebody turned my avatar into a presidential squirrel terrorist?

I thought it was funny. :2thumbsup:
I'll change it in a superhero or something.
like super DA, or a badman version.
same divinus channel, same divinus hour, ...?


(or should I make something else with Beirut's avatar? ~;))

[Beirut]

(or should I make something else with Beirut's avatar? ~;))

I dare you...

[Divinus Arma]

I dare you...

Me to.

Like a Beirut-Barbie.

Or a Beirut... uhm... Something.


Oh heck, just stick his head on a squirrel and be done with it!

[Moros]

I dare you...
okay,

I give you beirut the tree killer. And you guys tought Big john was hot! :laugh4:
https://img218.imageshack.us/img218/1910/beirutthetreekillah9fg.th.jpg (https://img218.imageshack.us/my.php?image=beirutthetreekillah9fg.jpg)

[Divinus Arma]

fun photos from work. Heh.

Idiots driving while on X and drunk. Nobody died.

https://img93.imageshack.us/img93/8608/house6cg.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

https://img72.imageshack.us/img72/8060/house25vl.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

[Divinus Arma]

mods, can you fix that sizing plz? i have no edit.

in the mean time, here is a picture of what I did to myself today:

warning kinda graphic
https://img75.imageshack.us/img75/9955/thumb3vg.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

[Moros]

what happened? or isn't it yours?

[Divinus Arma]

what happened? or isn't it yours?

Nah. I'm an accident investigator. The car wasn't mine.

The thumb is. I was picking up vehicle debris from the road and thrwoing it off to the side so other cars wouldn't run over the stuff and get into another accident. Ipicked up a huge chunk of metal bumper and didn't notice it was sharp where I grasped it. When I threw it off the road it fileted my thumb.

Bled like a pig. Here I am, cop on duty, blood pouring out of my thumb with cars driving by gawking. I grabbed my first aid kit and did a quick patch up before driving to the hospital for stitches. Still had to work afterwards too, 32 hour straight shift. :furious3:

[LeftEyeNine]

Nah. I'm an accident investigator.

That reminds me of Fight Club. Narrator was working for an insurance corporation though, not a cop.. Must be an interesting job, erm, regardless of those 32 hours.. :juggle2:

[Moros]

Nah. I'm an accident investigator. The car wasn't mine.

The thumb is. I was picking up vehicle debris from the road and thrwoing it off to the side so other cars wouldn't run over the stuff and get into another accident. Ipicked up a huge chunk of metal bumper and didn't notice it was sharp where I grasped it. When I threw it off the road it fileted my thumb.

Bled like a pig. Here I am, cop on duty, blood pouring out of my thumb with cars driving by gawking. I grabbed my first aid kit and did a quick patch up before driving to the hospital for stitches. Still had to work afterwards too, 32 hour straight shift. :furious3:

poor guy/