The N00b Inn

[ace_genral]

THE N00B IN

Hers a place were n00bs can get some
virtual ale,chat and make friends and
also get in crazy forum adventures

Staff:

Innkeeper:ace_genral

menu:

Ale:3 gold

Bread:1 gold

Cheese:2 gold

Beef:2 gold

Wine:5 gold

[Proletariat]

2 Gold for a piece of cheese?! What is this cheese made out of?? Bald eagle feathers and faberge eggs?!

Just kidding. Welcome to the Org and I'll have a glass of wine. (Served in a crystal slipper, for that price)

[ace_genral]

Thank you,

here you go

*sets down glass*

That will be 5 gold

[Proletariat]

:holds her slipper-glass daintily while sipping:

Damn good. Thank you!

[ace_genral]

gold?!

[ace_genral]

er,you didnt pay me for the wine,

drink and run i come at you with meat cleavers

[Dutch_guy]

I'd like a pizza :idea2:

Welcome to the .org Ace !

:balloon2:

[Uesugi Kenshin]

Welcome to the Org ace!

I'd ask for a drink, but I'm to paranoid to allow anyone else to handle my food.

*Retrieves water from the well*

Yum

[ace_genral]

what is eurpum barbarium, i knows its a mode, but whats the theam, and what factions arre there, and were wcan i get it?:inquisitive:

[BHCWarman88]

dunno


I want 8 Wines Please

(Pays Bartender)

[Monarch]

what is eurpum barbarium, i knows its a mode, but whats the theam, and what factions arre there, and were wcan i get it?:inquisitive:

Europa Barborum is a realism mod. It makes factions mroe like they were in history and increases the games difficulty. https://www.europabarbarorum.com for further information, you can also downlaod it there.

[ace_genral]

here ya go

*sets down drink plater*

[Upxl]

I’m feeling pretty generous for the moment:

Give everybody some ale and cheese on my expense.

In other words “TOURNEE GENERALE”. :horn:

[Tomilias Pwnias]

Can i have some grapes :wall:

[Monarch]

I'd like one crazy forum adventure please. How much gold would you like for that?

[tibilicus]

one forum adventure and one of everything else pleae. ~:D

[Upxl]

For this gold there should be at least some service.
I’ve been waiting for ages for my beer and cheese.

If this keeps up I’m going to Cheers!

Thou be warned!

[ace_genral]

sorry it took so long

*sets down platter*

dig in

[ace_genral]

look at this

life in the middle ages

Oh yeah!!

:medievalcheers: :medievalcheers:

kill um

:charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge::charge: :charge:
:charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge:


die!!!

:duel: :duel: :duel: :duel: :duel: :duel: :duel: :duel:
:duel: :duel: :duel: :duel: :duel: :duel: :duel: :duel:


Run!!!

:rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle:
:rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle:

[ace_genral]

part 2

counter-charge:

:charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge:
:charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge:

Hide:

:hide: :hide: :hide: :hide: :hide: :hide: :hide: :hide: :hide: :hide: :hide:
:hide: :hide: :hide: :hide: :hide: :hide: :hide: :hide: :hide: :hide: :hide:

Surrender:

:surrender: :surrender: :surrender: :surrender: :surrender: :surrender:
:surrender: :surrender: :surrender: :surrender: :surrender: :surrender:

[KukriKhan]

er,you didnt pay me for the wine,

drink and run i come at you with meat cleavers

Members volunteering to do greeting duty here get to drink on the house, m8. Just send Prolitariat's bill to me. :)

Nice use of smileys.

Welcome to the Org ~:wave:

[Mithrandir]

I'll have 5 beers to chuck down ,and 5 more after that.

call me an alcoholic...if that means you'll buy me another 5.

Welcome Ace.

[Dutch_guy]

Mithrandir, why are you a junior member ?

:balloon2:

[Uesugi Kenshin]

Perhaps he mentioned Camels once too many times?:inquisitive:

[Avicenna]

*robs all the gold and bribes off the innkeeper*

[Mithrandir]

Mithrandir, why are you a junior member ?

:balloon2:

My failure to lead te almohads to victory in the Main hall forum game has lead to this.

[ZombieFriedNuts]

Need...more...drink *thud* (falls over)
Dreams about camels for some reason
hello and welcome
:barrel:

[BHCWarman88]

1 Bread,8 cheeses and 2 Wines please.

*hands over 27 gold, + 1 more gold for a tip, then starts eating his food*


"boy, I'm drunk *blup*"!!

[Divinus Arma]

Welcome to The Org!

Although, there really isn't a classification of "N00b" here. The Org welcomes all junior members and prospective members. You shall find no degrading of curious members At the Org.

Those members who engage in trolling or flaming of new folks shall be seriously thrashed.

You should find friends in every thread here, so new to worry about making a "safe" zone for your self.

Now in the meantime, I'll take the steak. Rare. In fact, just drive the cattle by my table. I'll rip off a hunk as they run by. And a schooner of Ale. Here's your 5 gold, friend.

[Uesugi Kenshin]

Well there is a certain amount of discrimination and hazing, but I've heard that that is only when you try to become a senior member.

I swear only an eigth of the prospective senior members survive!

[Peasant Phill]

I'll have an ale.

Just curious but what kind of ale is it?

[Divinus Arma]

Well there is a certain amount of discrimination and hazing, but I've heard that that is only when you try to become a senior member.

I swear only an eigth of the prospective senior members survive!

Bleh. Senior Membership. Too much responsibility? I'm not sure if I want to be that polite. As a Moderator, I would. But as a Senior member? I don't want to have to sedate my personality. I'm even surprised they promoted Gawain finally (after only what like 11,000 posts?). But seriously, even he feels the pressure to conform to cordial respectful conversation. Can you imagine Devastation Dave as a Senior Member? I like his style too much to see him be neutered with the SM scissors.

[Asmodai]

Ale please!

(puting the gold on the table)

[ace_genral]

Heres your ale, Asmodai,

*Sets down tankard and takes gold*

And also peasant Phill, we have wheat and hops ale depending on the season.

[ace_genral]

Can anyone make me member now for makimg this thread,and you think it would be ok if i wrote a short guide about lite cav for rtw here?

[Avicenna]

it isn't that easy to become a member ace genral

[MuseRulez]

Well Ace it might be better if you put your guide in the guide-thread. As for becoming a full member. Just keep posting, you'll be a member in no time.

[Proletariat]

Members volunteering to do greeting duty here get to drink on the house, m8. Just send Prolitariat's bill to me. :)


Oh?

Bartender, a carafe, please.

(Arg, what happened to the smiley swilling from a keg?)

[Craterus]

:barrel: ?

[ace_genral]

lets have a slimily inn war

[Proletariat]

:barrel: ?

Thanks! Doesn't appear on my list and I had forgotten the :term:.

*glugs away*

[ace_genral]

Why do we call the forums at the .org the guild, was it after the game Anno 1400 The guild?

[tibilicus]

lol.
More ale please.
And I am still waiting on my forum adventure.

[ace_genral]

Here your ale,Tibilicus

*sets down tankard*

Gimme my GOLD!

[ace_genral]

:balloon2: 20TH POST:balloon2:

[Quietus]

:balloon2: 20TH POST:balloon2:

Swanky place Ace!

I'm not thirsty nor I drink alcohol, but do have an ointment for these weird buboes....

I hope this is nothing. :skull:

[Weebeast]

Where could be the fine ladies who used to come around!?! Maybe I'll just have beef and wine this time. That would be seven gold coins, no?

[ace_genral]

Heres your food

*sets down a goblit and a plate of beef*

that 'ol be 7 gold

[Just A Girl]

Il have some ale seeing as i wanderd in here...

I hope im getting a kegg for these prices..
"steep prices? there prety much Vertical"

*leaves the Gold payment for ale on the bar as he wanders in to the croud*

By the way.
Welcome to the org :)

p.s
for the newer and "drunk" members...

Please bear in mind That i am not a girl..

so stop undressing me with your eyes.
You WONT like what you find :)

[Quietus]

p.s
for the newer and "drunk" members...

Please bear in mind That i am not a girl..

so stop undressing me with your eyes.
You WONT like what you find :) ShambleS!! What have you done to Just A Girl!!? :embarassed:

@Ace: Sir, do you sell an ointment for Buboes?

[Just A Girl]

shes gone to michigan to visit her mother who is not very well.
But she should be back in a while. A week or so she said other day any way.

[Upxl]

:loveg:
Who's that attractive little angel sitting at the far end?

[ace_genral]

:eeeek: GOD, this isnt a dating thread, we need a inn war.

gather your smiley forces and lets do battle.

[ZombieFriedNuts]

Ale please

:charge: :knight: :duel: :barrel:

[Csargo]

I think this one dead guys

[ace_genral]

This thread is not dead,

slimely attack

:charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge:
:charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge:

who wants some ale:barrel:

[Crian]

...enters the room and sits on a corner table...

Ummm... just some bread and cheese please, how much is that again? No ale for me, just water... can't go wrong with that. :2thumbsup: :laugh4:

I just intend to watch this rowdy/drunk crowd... :laugh4:

[Just A Girl]

cant seem to get my ale over here...
Better get back to the bar.

[Avicenna]

It got resurrected from the dead!!

Aggh!! Scarey Movie 4!!

[Jammer]

Instead of ale, do you have grog??

Since I came in here, I might as well get groggy...

*ducks*

[ArnoldLol]

id like to have a jelly-peanutbutter sandwich

[Csargo]

:horn: :horn: :horn: :horn: :horn: :horn: :horn: :horn: :horn: :horn: :horn: :horn:

CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








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