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http://www.break.com/index/patiencechild.html
easy mia muca, think of your heart! You germans :laugh4:
edit: background: windows isn't starting.
InsaneApache
02-27-2006, 15:06
He seems a tad upset.
KukriKhan
02-27-2006, 15:08
Should be reported to the SPCK (Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Keyboards).
edit to add: https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=61204 Ser Clegane won't be able to enjoy this find for awhile
Proletariat
02-27-2006, 15:17
Those Scots sure are an angry bunch.
(Can anyone translate what he's singing around 1:10?)
Oh he's on vacation, seems like he needed it ;)
(Can anyone translate what he's singing around 1:10?)
Jetzt geht's loss (it's starting)
LeftEyeNine
02-27-2006, 15:22
Oh, I was terrified indeed. WTF ?! He needs to be exorcised before a new keyboard purchase.
Whatever.. The video was so meaningful for the computer world :
"The most important key ever is ESC"
( Watch out how he picks the popped ESC key from the floor and inserts it back on the keyboard :laugh4: )
_Martyr_
02-27-2006, 15:59
The poor kid has some very messed up emotional responces...
:no:
I guess Eva Braun did have a child.
what game was that kid playing that get him so fired up?
Kralizec
02-27-2006, 18:18
That can't be real.
Duke Malcolm
02-27-2006, 18:22
Those Scots sure are an angry bunch.
Racist!
He's German...
He reminds me of a badly dressed Chinaman in my year who, whenever he gets a maths question wrong, exclaims at the top of his voice and rather hoarsely "WHY?????!!!!!" accompanied by random swipes around himself...
Proletariat
02-27-2006, 18:24
Racist!
He's German...
Yeah, I know. Just a dumb line from the Simpsons. My last name's Hamilton, anyhow. (And yes, I know you Euros get annoyed when we Yanks bother to associate ourselves in any fashion with our Euro heritage, but still. :P)
Just A Girl
02-27-2006, 18:28
Must be nonsence.
For him to record himself having a Fit, Would be bad enough.
For him to start recording, becous he knows he is about to have a fit, makes it more likley to be set up than anything els.
no 1 could possibly get that mental and still say
"hey i should record this"
InsaneApache
02-27-2006, 19:52
You might say that, I couldn't possibly comment.
He´s singing "Jetzt gehts los, jetzt gehts los!" which translates to "Now it starts, now it starts!".
I don´t know UT, but he says "I don´t need help!" somewhen so he either plays a psychopath on purpose or he really needs help...:inquisitive: :laugh4:
I can't stop laughing. This might be the funniest thing I have ever seen.
Alexander the Pretty Good
02-28-2006, 00:40
Ouch. My bleeding ears.
Wonder what he was trying to load, anyhow? :inquisitive: Must have been pretty awesome. Like, visual cocaine. :inquisitive:
Samurai Waki
02-28-2006, 00:44
...that looked like me when my last computer decided to blow up... the pyschopathic German Rage and everything:idea2:
Sasaki Kojiro
02-28-2006, 00:51
Ouch. My bleeding ears.
Wonder what he was trying to load, anyhow? :inquisitive: Must have been pretty awesome. Like, visual cocaine. :inquisitive:
In the comments it says he was playing Unreal Tournament. And dying apparently :laugh4:
Strike For The South
02-28-2006, 01:04
i was trying to reply!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111
Reverend Joe
02-28-2006, 01:14
I guess Eva Braun did have a child.
:laugh4:
Oh, and LEN- YOU STOLE MY (alternate) AVATAR! :furious3:
Just A Girl
02-28-2006, 03:16
Some 1 should have told that kid not to video himself Playing Unreal as it would probably lag up his game and = death.
Seriously though.
how can you guy's believe this?
Whos tapeing it?
Why did they decide to Prior to him having a fit.
Why wasnt he attempting to use keys to moove at all.
Why didnt he use his mouse to aim and instead just taped it over and over.
Why didnt any 1 stop him When they hear him scream,
And if no 1 was home.
He must have recorded him self.
And if he recorded him self.
he went back and camly stoped the recording process, and edited that bit out then uploaded it to the web page.
And any way
Why would any 1 record them selfs playing a game without making sure that people could see what was happening in the game as well.
Its so obviously fake/set up. it was given 1/10 by me.
not impressed at all.
And i dont understand how people can imagine its a real situation.
Nothing adds up.
Theres no logic behind it.
Devastatin Dave
02-28-2006, 03:29
Damn, that must have been some good porn he found!!!
This kid needs an honorary membership to our beloved Tavern. :idea2:
Byzantine Prince
02-28-2006, 04:02
Seconded Dave. I'll take two of whatever he's having. :inquisitive: :laugh4:
Crazed Rabbit
02-28-2006, 05:53
Ouch. My bleeding ears.
Wonder what he was trying to load, anyhow? :inquisitive: Must have been pretty awesome. Like, visual cocaine. :inquisitive:
Hilarious!
This kid looks like he needs some horse tranquilizers.
EDIT: There's no way this could be acted out. No freaking way.
Crazed Rabbit
Just A Girl
02-28-2006, 06:21
well theres no way he was playing UT like it says either.
He was going mad.
THEN he gets the keyboard out.
Instantly starts to hit it.
Attempts to fake hyper ventelation.
starts taping mouse.
Fakes some more hyper ventalation.
starts getting worse...
then basically just breaks his keyboard for the camera whilst screaming and yelling.
cost £2.00
If he grabed the monitor and smashed that to pieces. I may have beleived he was really agrivated,
But seeing as he deliberatly pulled out a cheap old POS keyboard to smash.
i wouldnot rate this.
Its obviously acted out.
If he was that worked up he wouldnt have stoped hyperventalating when he 1st pretended to start.
and would have needed medical attention.
Its pure BUll.
Zalmoxis
02-28-2006, 06:51
I suppose that on a normal day this should seem very weird to me.. but no.
LeftEyeNine
02-28-2006, 10:36
:laugh4:
Oh, and LEN- YOU STOLE MY (alternate) AVATAR! :furious3:
Jihad needs devoted warriors, brother. We need to gather for this purpose, do not get it as stealing. :knight:
Actually, JustAGirl makes some logical statements about this well-taken tape. I think it is kinda fake as well.
But this does not change the golden rule : "ESC is the most vital key evar." :smoking:
Just A Girl
02-28-2006, 14:53
But this does not change the golden rule : "ESC is the most vital key evar."
That is so true...
Followed closley by. Alt. f4. ctrl. and delete. In no particular order, and in a couple of combnations.
Crazed Rabbit
02-28-2006, 19:42
Yes, he smashed his keyboard and not his moniter, but did you look at his face and listen to him? There's no way anyone could have acted that good for that long. The kid was close to hyperventilating it appears.
Crazed Rabbit
Crazed Rabbit
02-28-2006, 19:43
EDIT: double post! Argh!
Just A Girl
02-28-2006, 23:50
Well lets not make a mountain out of a mole hill..
and agree to disagree.
As a wize man 1ce said :)
Oppinions are like Arse holes..
Every one has 1.
"that comment is Pg-13 i think, and im not calling any 1 names"
il stop my self from posting the arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics quote.
Divinus Arma
03-01-2006, 05:42
This is probably what I look like when I read the liberal OBL loving posts in the backroom.
Seriously though, I think that he wasn't taping himself. I think he didn't even know he was being taped. I would be willing to bet that his parents don't have a clue what to do with this little brat and taped him without his knowledge so they had a tape when sought professional help.
The kid seems to be have a combination of OCD with rage. Reminds me of myself when I was a teen. Only instead of yelling at a stupid computer I just terrorized my community with toilet paper, alcoholic beverages, violence, and fecal matter. Thank God the Marine Corps was here to help me vent my murdering natural tendencies.
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