View Full Version : EB conquering the world?
Roderick Ponce Von Fontlebottom
03-05-2006, 04:10
One may not realize from the inital viewing of the concept that is Europa Barbarorum, meaning Europe of the barbarians or barbarian Europe, that EB along with Bill Gates, the sultan of Brunai, The keebler elfes , and McDonalds are all in a race for total domination (military, and economically) over the world. It is a violent, bloody, and mostly horrifying fight for utter and complete despotic control over our planet and its various resources. The McDonalds Empire, utilizing its already titanic influence and power over the world, is buying and seizing many military organizations and private compaines, for the secret construction of their clone army of Ronald Mcdonalds. These evil, fearless soldiers are well known for their ability to attract young childrento their cause and then ruthlessly kill them and wear their skin as an intimidating weapon against their enemies. Scary, yes, but Mcdonalds does not control as much as they would like as Bill Gates, and The Sultan of Brunai ( the two richest men in the world) are also gathering their recources to build up an army of robots (controlled by Bill's personal windows XP profesional run computer) that can vaporize entire oil supplies in mere minutes, and hold the world for ransom. So, with the McDonaldic Empire and the Gatebrunain coalition it seems there few other corporations with enough power to contend .With not even half as much power and control as the other two powers, the Keebler elfs are vying for support to try to balance the Ying and Yang in the situation, claiming to be the only good-willed power in the race,deniying the fact that their trying to spread their cookie products further acros the world, what will they think of next? With three seemingly powerfull organizations trying to control the world their is only one other group able to fight. ........spoke of very little...but known by more then a few... A team creating a mod for the popular game Rome Total War is secretly gaining popular support by all. Applying their ability to make you wait incessantly for patches they are taking control of the worlds computer gamers to create a .................... to be continued:book:
Reverend Joe
03-05-2006, 05:09
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Trithemius
03-05-2006, 06:03
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Zing of the Day!
Lord Winter
03-05-2006, 06:11
What about google, you cant forgot goggle
Roderick Ponce Von Fontlebottom
03-05-2006, 06:38
crap yea google theyl be in the next episode
I like traffic lights.
Ahhhh, someone get this spammin' troll outta' here! Go on! Git!
Avicenna
03-05-2006, 14:28
Darth Vader slices you all up into little pieces.
antiochus epiphanes
03-05-2006, 15:11
you forgot about walmart
my store here made $59,000,000 million dollars last year..
thats just one store...
Rodion Romanovich
03-05-2006, 17:39
One may not realize from the inital viewing of the concept that is Europa Barbarorum, meaning Europe of the barbarians or barbarian Europe, that EB along with Bill Gates, the sultan of Brunai, The keebler elfes , and McDonalds are all in a race for total domination (military, and economically) over the world. It is a violent, bloody, and mostly horrifying fight for utter and complete despotic control over our planet and its various resources. The McDonalds Empire, utilizing its already titanic influence and power over the world, is buying and seizing many military organizations and private compaines, for the secret construction of their clone army of Ronald Mcdonalds. These evil, fearless soldiers are well known for their ability to attract young childrento their cause and then ruthlessly kill them and wear their skin as an intimidating weapon against their enemies. Scary, yes, but Mcdonalds does not control as much as they would like as Bill Gates, and The Sultan of Brunai ( the two richest men in the world) are also gathering their recources to build up an army of robots (controlled by Bill's personal windows XP profesional run computer) that can vaporize entire oil supplies in mere minutes, and hold the world for ransom. So, with the McDonaldic Empire and the Gatebrunain coalition it seems there few other corporations with enough power to contend .With not even half as much power and control as the other two powers, the Keebler elfs are vying for support to try to balance the Ying and Yang in the situation, claiming to be the only good-willed power in the race,deniying the fact that their trying to spread their cookie products further acros the world, what will they think of next? With three seemingly powerfull organizations trying to control the world their is only one other group able to fight. ........spoke of very little...but known by more then a few... A team creating a mod for the popular game Rome Total War is secretly gaining popular support by all. Applying their ability to make you wait incessantly for patches they are taking control of the worlds computer gamers to create a .................... to be continued:book:
Bill Gates, the sultan of Brunai, The keebler elfes and McDonalds are just subsidiaries of EB :2thumbsup:
the_handsome_viking
03-06-2006, 19:17
I'm wearing tight pants.
Reverend Joe
03-06-2006, 20:16
I'm wearing tight pants.
You should chane your name to "The Handsome Spammer."
:spammer:
Rodion Romanovich
03-06-2006, 20:23
I just got an idea - if EB closes this thread it means they're trying to hide their evil world domination plot!
:spammer:
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