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solypsist
02-08-2001, 13:33
Attached is a screenshot from my version of the game. Up to now, I couldn't understand why everyone was complaining that the geisha didn't DO anything, since it seemed so obvious. But then I went to a friends house and saw his throne-room. Bummer for some of you guys. Anyway, to kill the emissary, all I have to do is click on the geisha and the screen goes back to the map with a small message saying only part of the emissary is sent to the enemy daimyo. Go figure http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif
http://www.angelfire.com/rant/solypsist/treaty.jpg


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Heims30
02-08-2001, 14:24
Damn, I knew I should try a clan other than Mori! http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif

Nice pics. This one and the one in the Off Topic, the one with the description of the provnice. So funny I damn-near laughed my ass off.

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RichardNoFear
02-08-2001, 15:26
hehe, love it. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif

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The Black Ship
02-08-2001, 17:34
Man your's is more militant than mine! Mine uses a pearl necklace http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif
Tenchimuyo
02-08-2001, 20:44
Can I take your Geisha? Mine is too peaceful. No fun. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif
lanza27
02-08-2001, 21:48
This is great!!!!!!!!!

Intimidation is so much fun. hahaha

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Shiro
02-09-2001, 03:40
The geisha just sitting there is a waste. I can think of some uses for her. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif

Also, why must I build all those building in the game to get a geisha, when I have one in my throne room! http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif
Gettysburg
02-10-2001, 03:16
(I'm new to the game)

Are you serious, or just kidding? I can't seem to have my geisha kill the emissary....

I clicked on her and everything.
Shiro
02-10-2001, 03:28
Another hapless newbie gets confused by Soly! http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif He's only kidding.
Gettysburg
02-10-2001, 03:31
:O Hehe. This game is fun to me, but I don't play it consistently. (I get into it then play something else for a while, then get into it, etc)
solypsist
02-22-2001, 10:35
*bump*

last time for this one...
theforce
02-22-2001, 21:11
What? http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/eek.gif .........................
My Geisha uses a flamethrower.
Thats why my daimyo and emmisary were wearing those funny clothes!

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Geisha
02-23-2001, 00:19
Solypsist this is annoying - now there are two posts with your images not showing up and I can't see whats so funny =(

Anyway I think there is a solution - when I was checking out TosaInu's custom maps section I found a link to an upload section which is used for maps, but it says you can also use it for images. I haven't tried it but you can find it here:
http://www.totalwar.org/site/upload.php3

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BanzaiZAP
02-23-2001, 00:48
Some people might say:
I CAN see the pictures, and I STILL don't see anything funny.....

http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif Just joking, soly! Just kidd... hey! Put that down! Hey! Ow! Oof! *smack* *thud*

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Mariko
02-24-2001, 02:40
Konbanwa! I'm making a token appearance in solidarity with my sister Geishas.

Ahem... now I shall play my gitar-thing and sing a song for you:

"A geisha is silent but deadly /
She passes like the wind /
Rustling silk and soundless steel. /
Her music, so innocent /
Is but a ruse to lull the unwary."

La, la, la. Thank you very much.

Now I'm off to assassinate one of the Stinky Priests. If you'll excuse me...

http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif
M.
ShaiHulud
02-24-2001, 03:13
Mariko...My 'gitar thing'? lol

Ok, now go cut your belly with that 'pointy thing'.

(Ahem)
My flatulence is silent but deadly /
It passes like the wind /
Rustling silk and tarnishing steel. /
My face, so innocent /
Is but a ruse, denying responsibility."

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